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Author has written 23 stories for Hands Off!, Junjō Romantica, Sukisho, D.Gray-Man, and Lux-Pain.
"Fair, underaged, smooth, silky, innocent, beautiful, ridiculously cute, beady-eyed, strawberry-scented hands. :'D" -- Mary-J and I on skype. /shot
UH. My best friends at the moment (You guys need some lloooooooooveee) are Crystal, Mariah, Mary-J, Mick, Mags, Maggums, Neo, Axel, Lauren, Dan, Greggor, Jess, MAH SISTAH, Jessica and Vanessa. And Jared.
Um. Um. Um. I swear, I will update everything even if it kills me.
PROFILE UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the stuff that I write fanfictions for.. well, I mean, I may own the books, but I'm not the original writer, or anything. If you want those stories, you can go to my fictionpress acount. Kay? Kay.
MARY-JANE WUS HEAR YO YO WIT MA WEABOO SPEETSH AND MAH AWESUM DAT BLUWS THRU DA RUF, ON DA BOOTIFUL SUNDAY, DA 30TH OF AUGUST, THREE DAIS BEFUR MA BURTHDAY LOLOL SPAM- ADVERTISING BD
BANANANANANANA, BANANANANANANANA! Mick was here! 8D (August 29, 2009)
I have a penis
This haiku sucks donkeyass
And so does your mom.
There was was a fanfiction writer,
Who so liked the pokemon Scyther
She sucked on his dick
and so he came quick
And it seemed everytime she became tighter.
Ann had a big shiny dick
she could activate it in just a click
I didn't know she could come that quick
All I really did was just flick
She came twice with just a small lick
I decided I wanted to be a prick
And just went to kick
but she stopped me with one epic penis thrust.
--Basic poem fail, Mary-Jane
how I fail
at basic stuff
even toddlers should
be able to do and
laugh at my epic failure
but you would never do that for
you are ann and you love everyone
but most of all you love my monkey dick.