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Name:I have many names but known as Mira, some of my other names are Shadow, Jack, Maya, Nikki, Derek, Sora, Ichigo(deceased), Unknown(new personality doesn't have name yet and won't tell) Why all these name I will explain.
Age: Old enough, I live forever!! Even if I didn't, I shall become a ghost and mess with everyone's mind, therefore I will live forever
Interest: writing, drawing, anime, music(all genres seriously i go from Heavy Metal to DDR music), painting, wolves, monsters, yaoi(huge yaoi fan but not crazy fangirl), daydreaming, pranking, atving, stargazing
About me: Hmm things about me well i like to say I'm not weird I'm just unique or original. I suffer for DID(Dissociative identity disorder) also known as MPD (multiple personality disorder) just like it says i have multiple personality which is why i go by so many name, each personality has their own name(they named themselves not me). It kind of sucks cause when i am "taken over" i can remember a little or nothing at all when it happens and i can remember very little of my past. Even though we share a body, we don't really share the mind. Sometimes we know each other thoughts but mostly we have our own mind and thoughts which is why i can't remember much when they are in control. The good thing about it is that if something bad or traumatising happens one of the "other" me's take over and i don't have to deal with whatever is happening. So all the things bad in past i don't remember which is defiantly good since i know i haven't had the greatest childhood actually from everyone i talked to and from what i remember it was horrible. Though my case is speical since I know I have other personalities and the 'others' also know the other presence too. Usually a person and their 'others' don't even know the others exist but in my case they do.
But enough about that crap what else...I love wolves, i even have two part wolf dog. One of them looks like a cross from a coyote and a mexican red wolf. The other is pure white with blue eyes and looks like a grey wolf. I love animals(if you haven't notice) and have many different kinds but second to wolves, snakes are my favorite. I have 2 snakes(2 pythons), i also have 5 dog(1 part wolf, 1 lab/chow chow, 1 lab/chow chow/corgi, 1 Shepard/ pit bull/ sharpie and 1 lab/whippet[weird combo I know] ), and 2 cats. Yea i have alot of animals and i take care of them all which my dad's help. Which can be a pain in the ass. I also love fire, I'm a pyromaniac. (Yes I have alot of problems. It makes me, me. Don't like well I don't like you)
Likes: jackals, fox, wolves, animals, ravens, anime, darkness, skulls, blood, gore, people who are themselves, movies, yaoi(huge fan), the abnormal, sci-fi, fire, swords, daggers, shirkens, kunai(basicly all weapons pointy and sharp), guns, rain, storms and the moon
Dislikes: extremely preppy people the ones who are always happy, people who talk alot and won't shut up, people who are closed-minded, dolls -shivers- fucking hate those things, all things pink(some pink is ok but only certain things, guns should NEVER be pink), people who mess with my friends, clean-freaks, ground beef hash(as far as i know its dog food)
Location: I watching you through your window. I see everything you are doing. You nasty, nasty person...
Favorite anime: Deadman Wonderland, Fairy Tale, Soul Eater, FMA(full metal alchemist), Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Death Note, Code Geass, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Loveless, FLCL, Big O, Trinity Blood, Ouran High School Host Club, Gurren Lagann, Tokko, Hell Girl, Afro Samurai, all Dragonball sagas, spirited away, Gravitation, DNAngel, and so much more including all yaoi anime
Favorite parings: RoyxEd, SasuxNaru, ItaxNaru, KibaxNaru, all male charactersxNaru(uke Naruto forever), LxLight, RyukxLight(yea i said Ryuk it's strange but interesting) GrimmjowxIchigo, AzienxIchigo, KenpachixIchigo, RenjixIchigo, any Bleach malexIchigo EnvyxEd, EdxAl, SuzakuxLelouch, LuciusxHarry, DracoxHarry, VoldemortxHarry, SeverusxHarry, FenrirxHarry, ZoroxLuffy,
How I became an anime-freak:
Not really sure when but I have watched anime since forever though I didn't know I was watching it. It wasn't until a long time ago my friend "convince"(meaning she tied me to a chair) and made me watch Inuyasha so I did and every since I've been watching all types of anime and actually know I'm watching it. Like I have watched sailor moon before(X.X) but I didn't know it was anime. I was young nothing matter as long as I could watch tv. I know I've seen anime when I was younger but I didn't realize that it was anime or probably care, it was something fun to watch on tv. I only had so many channels growing up and Jerry Springer gets a little boring from time to time (meaning re-runs)
Discovery of yaoi:
The first time i saw yaoi and was interested in it was when I was watching Mirage of Blaze Ova 2 there where short scenes where two guys kissed and where one almost rape the other but even still i liked it.(O.o near rape scene, lol. I'm weird I know. I should be ashamed... but I'm not) Not really rape it was actually sad. here's the link to it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9dGni08_WQ
Anyway then I started watching and reading all types yaoi works. No idea how it happened but it did. I've seen all yaoi animes...I wonder if that makes me a pervert. Eh who cares. I'm a yaoi fan-girl (though not the crazy, obessive ones) and a pervert and proud of it.
Something to think about: (13)
Ok hey one day my friend and I got into a this weird discussion and we just stomped on something. If you had a clone and something happen and it rapes you is that rape or masturbation? Or if you kill a clone is that homicide or suicide? And this one is for Naruto(show) if you make a clone but made it look like someone else is that still masturbation or not?
Would you spend 155,000 or more to clone one of your dead pets that you loved so dear? (I would)
If you were born at some random age like 17 or 21 and only had one year to live (you die by you first birthday basicly) what would you do before you die?
If you were able to transport into any anime which one will you go to? Will you be the good guy or bad guy? Who would you be, a character already in the anime or you're own character?
If you can only have ONE superpower what would it be?
What do your dreams mean? (Seriously you should look up what your dreams mean it's freaky. I did and I was like HOLY CRAP! cause most of them were true, the meaning)
When you were little you always said that when you grow up you're going to be a _. Do you still have that goal or has it change? (me I always wanted to be in the field that works with animals like a vet and I still want that. My goal is to be a vet and help animals, maybe even open a santuary for abuse and abandon animals)
Have you every stared up at the sky and wonder if there was anyone out there? Maybe even watching you as of now, doing all of things you are doing. If there is than damn there's a lot of perverts around.
Think about this, Santa is a pedohile perv. He knows when you are sleep and when you're awake, so he's stalking you. He knows if you been bad or good, creepy. If you think about all the things your heard about Santa(if he was real) then you will see he's a drunk pedohile pervert who breaks into your house.
If the Indains didn't give the pilgrims a turkey (thanksgiving) what would be eating instead?
Would you give up sex, meaning absoultly no sex, for a year if you had a chance to go into outerspace?
What's the difference between spoiled and priviaged?
Wouldn't it be epic to see a cop pull over another cop?
Random quotes friends or famlies say: (9)
"Look a dead bird flying"(pointing out window) -Corey(My friend said this to distract people and see who would fall for it. And it worked, nearly everyone who heard her looked out the window to see it. Including me)
"I hope you know how to sleep with both eyes open because I'm going to kill you tonight" -Jon (My friend Jon and I have a love/hate friendship. We threaten each other with pain, torture and even death but we don't mean it. We're the best of friend, we even get into fights and beat each other up. It's so easy to kick his ass...though I guess I have an advantage since I took karate)
"Hey I need to go to the Corn Star" -Mariah.(What she was trying to say was Coin Star but it ended up coming out as Corn Star and to some others Corn Store and we were like WTF? There's not Corn Star and I don't thing there's a store that just sells corn)
"Who's Jack the Ripper? Is he an actor?" -Ivy(My spirit sister((long story don't want to tell it)) said this. We or rather I mentioned Jack the Ripper and she asked this. I almost hit her upside the head. I mean who doesn't know who Jack the Ripper was. He's freakin famous. You cannot know about this guy and the horrors he did in 1888. I made her watch the movie 'From Hell' with Johnny Depp to give her an idea who Jack the Ripper was and the things he did to those women. She thought the movie was funny cause Johnny was doing opium...it was kind of funny)
"I wish it would snow so it will get warmer" -Heather (She meant to to say she wish it was summer but it came out like this. Still freaking hilarious. We all laughed when she said that)
"I wish it was that time of the year between winter and summer" -Heather (Lol this was funny when she said this. She couldn't think of the season and we were like 'You mean Spring' God I love Heather she is so funny and cool)
"Merp is death" -Grandma(this is funny because I was driving with my grandma and we saw a sign that said Meth is Death and for some reason when she said it out lound she said Merp is death and i looked at her and say what the hell is merp. we both laugh we knew what she meant to say but it came out wrong.)
"It' like Shamu eating a banana" -Sophia(it was in my english class and she randomly said that and everyone was like "wtf?" we asked her what does that even mean and she said she had no idea.)
"I'm the worldest smartest genius" -Nikki(my other personality Nikki said this to one of my friends and when i came to, they told me what she said. It was pretty stupid thing to say and doesn't make sense but that's Nikki)
Which is which?Ok this is for my DID to tell which personality is which so their no confusion. Every one of my personalities help me to a certain extent in life, some more than other and i am very grateful to them. I know alot of people would judge me and stay things behind my back because of my condition but i don't care. I lived a normal and awesome life. I have many friends, people who love me for who i am and an A student in school. I am just like everyone else just a little more unique. I know for a fact that without my personalities help i wouldn't be here. This isn't a handicap it's a gift.
Mira: OK this is my normal and mostly in control personality. It's the me you mostly see
Shadow: Shadow is my darker half, the one who hates everything and all that stuff. Shadow likes to fight alot with people and mess with them. He's twisted and demented. Basically you do not what to mess with Shadow EVER! He is seriously dangerous. I'm not lying.
Jack: This one is the more the emo type. Enough said
Maya: Maya is the one that comes out more than the others. The second me. She's more the risk-taker, does whatever she wants and have fun. But she knows when to stop. But none the less besides my normal self, she's the most fun to be around. But you do not want to get one her bad side especially when it concerns her friends. She will kick ass.
Nikki: My childish personality. The one who always wants to play and have fun, eat alot of sweets and just be herself. Though she is very childish like sometime throw tantrums and cry alot when something bad happens or if hurt.
Derek: The cool one, the one who is lay back, chillin', kind of like Shikamaru from Naruto without the extreme laziness. Derek is a little lazy but not that extreme
Sora: The caring one. She helps me alot. Whether its from helping with homework or dealing with my family, she's always there to help me and comfort me. She's like a mother-figure to me, actually she basically is like my mother since my real ones a drug enhance bitch.
Ichigo(deceased): This one i hate the most and lucky doesn't come out too often. She's the bubbly, happy person. Always looking on the bright side and extremely happy all the time. She's very annoying won't shut up according to my friends who got to met her. Most of them said they actually wanted to punch her and kill her but then remembered it was me so they only duct tape her to the wall. Though a few of my friends said they actually liked her.
Unknown: This one is new and won't tell us his name and I'm actually afraid to give him one so I will say Unknown. Don't know much about him except he somehow destroyed Ichigo. He's insane and from the very few times he has shown himself he talks about hurting my body, the other personalities and other people. He was hearing talking about the different ways on hurting said people, laughing to himself and loving the sounds of screams. All in all this guy sounds seriously dangerous even more than Shadow and hopefully like Ichigo he is hardly ever seen, hopefully never.
So now you know which is which. Thank you for your time and understand me. If you wish to know more about DID go to wikapedia(though I doubt how truthful they are) or something.
"Hey you know those markings around your eye make you look like a panda"
"There is no mistake! It's Pirate Hunter Roronoah Zoro. He's cleaning our floors, that fiend" (One Piece)
"Those eyebrows..." (FLCL)
"Well it's only me and you now...well me and you, you, you, you, you, you, you" (Yusuke and Sensui-Yu Yu Hakusho)
"You two, fight to the death" (Stewie-Family Guy)
"Miss Yuya I will save you!" (sings Benitora-Samurai Deeper Kyo)
"Kyo thrives on blood and carnage. That is why he must never be free. I have become a medicine man because people like him" (Kyoshiro-Samurai Deeper Kyo)
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth." (Al-FMA)
"You're a GIRL?!" (Faye talking to Ed-Cowboy Bebop)
"Any final words?"-Buggy the Clown. Luffy laughs and smiles "Bye" -cuts Luffy's head but misses. "He laughed at death just like Gold Roger. Who knows what Straw Hat has more to come with him" (Buggy the clown, Luffy and Chaser-One Piece)
"Sit boy, sit boy, sit boy, sit boy, sit boy, sit boy..."(Kagome-Inuyasha)
"How could i forget. He's into dead girls" (Kagome-Inuyasha)
"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." (Hiei-Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?" (Mugen-Samurai Champloo)
"Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!" (Maes Hughes-Full Metal Alchemist)
"Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" (Riza Hawkeye-Full Metal Alchemist)
"Just die already" (Kyo-Samurai Deeper Kyo)
"The man with the cross shape scar isn't me. I did not kill your brother. It was Kyoshiro" (Kyo-Samurai Deeper Kyo)
"When i rule the world your death shall be quick and painless" (Stewie-Family Guy)
"If you die, I'll kill you!" (Zoro-One Piece)
"What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" (Urahara Kisuke-Bleach)
"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " (Ichigo-Bleach)
"I'm Gaara from the village in the sand" (Gaara-Naruto)
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." (Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood-Trigun)
"Love and Peace!" (Vash-Trigun)
"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide. La dee da dee dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time." (Vash-Trigun)
-Growls at painting, clutching it tightly- "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" (Dark-D.N. Angel)
"I smell death on you" (Stewie-Family Guy)
"That mongrel is probably decomposing on the side of the street somewhere. Let's get a kitty!" (Stewie-Family Guy)
"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" (Vegeku-Dragon Ball Z)
"Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"Misa can't even imagine a world without Light"
"Amane’s obsessive love toward Yagami Raito is just about all we’ve figured out." (L-Death Note)
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PINT SIZE MIGET WHO'S TOO SMALL THAT YOU HAVE YOU USE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE!" (Ed-FMA)
"I'll take a Potato chip...and eat it!" -dramaic crunch- (Light-Death Note)
"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously." (Kakashi-Naruto)
"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced." (Kakashi-Naruto)
You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" (Asuka Langley Soryu-Evangelion)
"I'm gonna kill you!" (Kyuubi Naruto-Naruto)
"Will you be eating that cake?...I don't care what you call me, I'm still taking the cake" (L-Death Note)
"For me apples are like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I'm deprieve I go into withdrawn" (Ryuk-Death Note)
"I can jump from roof to roof and get my friends free cable...It's Bad Ass" (Naruto-Parody Naruto)
"I use my chinese stars to pick the locks and steal you car" (Sasuke-Parody Naruto)
"Shut up...or I'll kill you" (Gaara-Naruto)
"I like to stay and chat but your a total bitch" (Stewie-Family Guy)
“Sorry, But… believe it or not I’m a male too…” (Ryuk-Death Note)
“Who touched my butt?"(Misa. L sneaks hand behind back) "How imprudent! That’s unforgivable! I shall catch the culprit!” (Misa and L-Death Note)
"WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR! YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIEEEESSSS!!" (Johnny the Homicidal maniac)
"There once was a man named Gold Roger who was King of the Pirates. He has power, fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams. Before thye hung him from the gallows these were the final words he said, 'My fortune is yours for the taking but you'll have to find it first. I left everything i own in One Piece'. Ever since pirates from all over the world, set sail for the Grand Line searching for One Piece and hoping their dreams will come true" (Narrator-One Piece)
"Bite my shiny metal ass" (Bender-Futurama)
"AH! You're hands are so cold" (Leela-Futurama) "And yet Hell is so hot! Can I have my hands back?" (Robot Devil-Futurama) "NO!" (Fry-Futurama)
"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!" "YOU BASTARD!" (Kyle and Stan-South park)
"Why so serious?" (Joker-Dark Knight)
"Do you know how I got these scars?" (Joker-Dark Knight)
"Hey baby, why don't we blow this place and go get some pocky?"
"We killed them and ate their liver...got cha didn't I?" Skipper-Madagascar
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" Ryuk-parody Death Note
"I'm not crazy, I'm just not user friendly" robot-Futurama
"I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death" Bart- Simpsons
"I think I know, I don't think I know I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think" -Ed-Cowboy Bebop
"Don't believe in yourself, Believe in me who believes in you" -forgot his name-Gurren Lagann
"You can self destruct now" "FINALLY! HEHEHEHE (explodes) -Zim and Gir-Invader Zim
"Is it evil robot death monkey?" -Zim-Invader Zim
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V." -V-V for Vendetta
"Do you have any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?" -Mad Hatter-Alice in Wonderland
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
Homophobia is wrong, we should all treat others as equals and not judge them because of race, sexuality, gender or whatever. People get hurt and die because others are so closed minded. There is nothing wrong with gays or lesbians. We are all human beings and we need to unite as one, to love one another for who they are and not divide and hate. I believe no matter who you are you should be allowed to marry whoever you want. If you love someone and they love you back it shouldn't matter if your the same sex or not. Marriage is about loving your partner not just between man and woman. If you don't love each other then you shouldn't get married whether you be the same sex or opposite.
My best friend nearly killed himself because he was gay and his father was disgusted by it and tried to beat 'the gay' out of him. He survived, barely. I almost lost my best friend because of people like his father who was so close minded and homophobic he didn't care about hurt or killing son as long as his son turned 'normal'.
Please don't be like this. You don't know how many people you hurt because of your fears.