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Joined 11-20-08, id: 1747614, Profile Updated: 03-04-10
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, Serial Experiments Lain, Paranoia Agent, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Currently: Yes. It's time to kick myself in the knees and do something with this account before I feed it to Norris.

My name is Jess. Or... Nina. Or Moko. Human works too, I s'pose.

No. I don't really know what describes me.

And how are you on this fabtasticularoubupersumful-esque day?

My motto: I swear to high I'm not gawd.

I Dislike: Disappointments, trolls, eh... Feepits. Please eat my fanfiction.

I Like: Meepits, anime, writing stories, roleplaying, erf... Breathing?

Extremely Noteworthy Friends (There are a lot of people I want to mention, but for now I'm only putting up the ones I know that has an account on this website) -

Boo-chan, also known as CorruptedHeart on this website - For being my roleplaying buddy for I'm pretty sure is almost a year now and my first friend on a certain website that I shall not mention because I'd like to be anonymous. I swear with the fondest of foul language that if you don't look and review her awesome fanfiction at some point in your life, I will leave you in the middle of nowhere with nothing but black licorice and Norris to look forward to.

Maddy-chan, also known as FlowerOfTheNight544 on this website. My partner in crime for the Death Note/ Tokyo Mew Mew fanfiction we're working on together. Crafter of wings, fanfiction, and friendship, we shall cosplay together as soon as I get over my reluctance to sew cloth. Madonna weeps.

And that's it for now! (And ever!) ((Whatever that meant.))

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Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
The Second Law of Thermodynamics by TheEdwardz reviews
Kyubey reflects on the universe and explains the circumstances behind the events of the original timeline. Some science stuff.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kyubey, Madoka K. - Complete
Fear by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
The witch was watching her, waiting for her to make a mistake. And once she did, it would be all over.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bernkastel, Lambdadelta - Complete
Dreaming of a Nightmare by Skyskater reviews
So I'm rooming with this guy in university. His name reeks of everything that he is. I hate him already. RenBya AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Infinite loop by Shirafor reviews
A quick oneshot written about Lain's fragility and gullibility in a vulnerable time. Reviews are appreciated.
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Krimzon Blades by Lathis reviews
A Ranma/Claymore Fusion. In a world ruled by blondes, can a single redhead really make a difference? A story of beautiful ladies with huge swords . . . what's not to love?
Crossover - Ranma & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,242 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ranma - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Walkabout by Negative Creep reviews
Relm and Interceptor go on a coming of age journey across a post Kefka world. Winner of the 2006 IcyBrian All That Glitters competition, I'm ... very surprised to say. Complete.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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Karakura Host Club! reviews
Once again, Tamaki draws the Host Club into another extravagant plan- Only this time, it's a transfer program! With an unwilling Haruhi and a school weary author who tries her best to find out how many ways she can torment Ichigo, it'll be strange indeed.
Crossover - Bleach & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Haruhi F.
Craze reviews
Paranoia Agent is somewhat mixed into the surreal world of Serial Experiments Lain. And no, this is NOT a LainxLil' Slugger pairing fanfic. Short story thing; I'm not sure what to call it.
Crossover - Serial Experiments Lain & Paranoia Agent - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009
Painfully Numb reviews
I said I was ugly. You admired my looks. I thought I was stupid. You claimed that you enjoyed my thoughts. I knew that I was weak. You made me strong. I loved you… So why did you stab me? Yumichiki and an OC, with a very short pairing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Yumichika A.