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Hi! My name is Cynthia, but, you can call me Cindi.

Let's see. Well, what should you know about me. OH! I know, I love the Outsiders. and I'm kinda,but not really, a fan of total drama island. I don't know it's just not interesting i gusse. I don' know what else to do on here. So See ya!

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk to the person who talks about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this

QUOTES

"Nothing Gold Can Stay"--Natures first green is gold, Her Hardest Hue to hold, Her early leaf is a flower, But only so an hour,Then leaf subsides to leaf, So Edan Sinks to Grief, So Dawn goes down to Day, Nothing Gold Can Stay.--Robert Frost

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.-Johnny Cade

Ponyboy: Is the guy coming?
Johnny: No.
Ponyboy: Why? Too scared?
Johnny: Naw, too fat, man.

Look at the blonde-headed monkey!-Two Bit

Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something-Steve

God, I didn't know you had this problem with, with yelling in my face.-Dallas

Bob Shelton: You guys know what Greasers are? White trash with long, greasy hair.
Ponyboy: You know what a Soc is?
Bob Shelton: What?
Ponyboy: White trash with mustangs and madras.

Steve: What do you think, man? You think it makes me look tough?
Sodapop Curtis: I think it makes you look different.
Steve: What'd you mean, "different"?
Sodapop Curtis: Well, you got a hole in your mouth.

Johnny: What's goin on Dal?
Dallas: We're early.
Ponyboy: What do you want to do?
Dallas: Nothin legal man. Let's get outa here.

Two Bit: Shoot, this house ain't dirty. You ought to see my house.
Ponyboy: I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you'd clean your house up 'stead of bummin' 'round ours.
Two Bit: Shoot kid, if I did that, my mom would die of shock.

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All the Girls Love Alice by MirellaArabesque reviews
Alice's move from Kansas City to Tulsa isn't going as smoothly as she'd hoped. Those stupid boys across the street are bugging her, and she misses her girlfriend. Explanation inside. Please give it a chance! Teen for mentions of girl lovin'. NOT a songfic
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Smile by Spunky Metaphors reviews
There's a serial killer on the lose in Tulsa, but everyone thinks he's just a myth. He has many victims to choose from, especially the rich. So, what does he want with Ponyboy? Two-shot! R&R! T - Complete.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
I Swear I'm Not Lying by Ponyboy's Gothic Girlfriend reviews
Pony isn't in to girl yet thank God, Darry always thought.What if Pony did have a girlfriend but kept her hidden from the gang?What if only one other gang member knew?What if she was closer to one of the gang mebers than Pony?What would happen and how?Oc
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ponyboy C.
Juliet by Dangerous Combonation reviews
Steve's sister, Juliet, comes to spend the summer with her brother and mom in Oklahoma, where she becomes immersed into the Greaser gang. One Greaser in particular catches her eye...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Reunion by goldengreaser reviews
In Florida Ponyboy comes accross the family he never knew he had.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Ponyboy C.
Sinkers And Suds And Talks Of Old Loves by whatcoloristhesky reviews
The diner business was far from Sandy used to think it was. Taking place RIDICULOUSLY post-book, Sandy enlightens her sixteen year-old co-worker, Jamie, on her tale of love and deceit one particularly slow afternoon.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,012 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sandy, Sodapop C.
Pony Getting Jumped: Retold by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
This is my version of what happens when Ponyboy gets jumped. Warning: Attempted slash-rape and language DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE OUTSIDERS
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ponyboy C.
Invasion by It'sTimeToDance reviews
The Mary-Sues have invaded Tulsa, and the gang must fend them off...no matter what the cost. Epic!Parody
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
It's Kind of A Funny Story by It'sTimeToDance reviews
AU After an unfortunate incident one night, Pony decides to leave Tulsa.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ponyboy C.
An Outsider Girl by TheNightimeSky reviews
WHAT? Pony tells the gang about a perfectly normal girl he met at school today? Ha! Guess his much wiser, realistic friends are gonna have to teach him what a real Outsider girl is like!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Thicker than blood by Pthalo Blue reviews
AU. What if Darry, Soda and Ponyboy were not brothers? Is blood really all that connects them or is there something deeper?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Darry C., Ponyboy C.
Sweet As A Cherry by Wolfspirit of SunriseClan reviews
I hope I never see Dallas Winston again, or else I might fall in love with him." What really happened that day when Cherry visited Dally in the vacant lot when Ponyboy and Johnny were hiding in the church? A DallyxCherry oneshot with some fluff.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Dallas W., Cherry V. - Complete
Emotionless by whatcoloristhesky reviews
What turn of events caused Dallas Winston's life to go downhill? WARNING: Dallas has a SLIGHT problem with cursing. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Dallas W.
A Change Is Gonna Come by Darkpurplelighter reviews
Fed up with the abuse Johnny is getting at home, Ponyboy asks Johnny to live with him and his brothers on a full time basis.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
The Dress Code by Bronxxy reviews
Whether it's an orange jumpsuit and a yellow cape, or a new dress and a oil stained work shirt, love is still love, no matter who you are or what you look like. The dress code's just a little different.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Steve R., Dallas W.
He Picked us for a Reason by A.tmosphere 03 reviews
Ponyboy talks about why Dally was friends with the gang.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W.
Witchy Woman by ShotgunOpera reviews
Sylvia fic, one-shot. What happens when Dally finds her two-timing him. Set right before the book.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sylvia - Complete
Yeah, It's My Name by It'sTimeToDance reviews
My take on how Johnny and Ponyboy met.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
That Night by Dramaholic74 reviews
The night that would change the lives of the Curtis brothers forever.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Darry C., Sodapop C. - Complete
Real Tough by Totally-T3ii3 reviews
Dallas Winston didn't always think the world was so bad- but he's thought it for a long time. A tale about Dally when he was in New York; not like the others. R&R
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Dallas W.
Remembered Kisses by Hahukum Konn reviews
Fic idea by xocrazililkelox. On Christmas Eve, Ponyboy Curtis remembers his first kiss on another Christmas Eve, years before. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. Co-written with byebyebirdie58.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
I Love You This Much by MissMichaela reviews
A story of Dally and Sylvia's daughter. ONESHOT.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Dallas W., Sylvia - Complete
OMG Christmas! by sister socrates reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and just as things look like they could be slightly normal, Santa shows up to teach Dally the meaning of the season. Co-written by JohnnyCadesChick.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Dallas W., Evie - Complete
Dallas, A Journal by Skuzes reviews
A short journal that Dallas may have kept. What are his thoughts on Johnny? 3 parts, tragedy after first part, slash mildly implied later.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Come Home Soon, Johnny by AmyJean.77 reviews
Being rewritten!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
If Tomorrow Never Comes by Darkpurplelighter reviews
When the town is threatened by a serial killer, all hell breaks loose when the gang is dragged into the mess.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Ponyboy C., Angela S. - Complete
How to Make Pony Get Better in One Day or Less! by LastChancetoBreathe reviews
Pony knew it was going to be a bad day when Darry assigned Two-Bit to watch him while he was sick.....
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ponyboy C., Two Bit M. - Complete
It's easier than you think by My.Thesis reviews
One shot. Mild cussing. Two weeks after the death of Mr and Mrs Curtis, there was a moment where Darry was only minutes away from giving Pony to social services. What changed his mind?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Never Letting Go by Just That Girl reviews
The alternate ending to our favorite book. Disclaimer, same as always. R&R.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Breaking All of the Rules by Writingiswhatiam reviews
The rules were simple. Stand by the gang. Watch each others back. And never, ever date a sister. But then again, Steve Randle wasn't much for rules.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Steve R.
The Dread Sues of Tulsa by North American Scum reviews
Welcome to American Literature, Part Two. Make sure you bring sporks and Advil, because this semester we'll be studying the vile Mary-Sues plauging the Outsiders fandom.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sodapop C., Dallas W. - Complete
Looking Ahead by Alzbeta Batoriova reviews
Ponyboy asks Johnny about what he wants to be when he grows up. Takes place before the official novel. NOT SLASH. Oneshot.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
God Is Bigger Than The Boogie Man by sister socrates reviews
Warning: Extremley silly fic ahead! The gang learns it's not a good idea to watch scary movies together. Based on the Veggie Tales song, co-written by Marcia!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Johnny C., Steve R. - Complete
As Tears Go By by sister socrates reviews
In "The Outsiders", Pony talks about the girls' reactions to their boys getting hauled in. Evie tells about the night Steve got arrested. Evie's POV; rated for language
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Steve R., Evie - Complete
Hood by North American Scum reviews
Ponyboy had a crush on a girl named Brenda who happened to look good in yellow . This is her viewpoint of the day he pulled a blade in class.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
The Price We Pay by Alzbeta Batoriova reviews
Sandy admits her mistake to Sylvia. Takes place during the novel.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sandy, Sylvia - Complete
Know Your Place by JackISwear reviews
“You need to know your place, Grease. You’re the type of guy that the good girls spit upon...Get your head out of them clouds... She would never go for a Greaser like you. She is nothing more than a fantasy, so grow up.” Ponyboy-centric
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
The Rant Song by Gracie-San reviews
A parody of "The Rant Song" from the episode "My Musical" from Scrubs. Steve rants about how he feels to Pony, with Dallas helping him a bit. Oneshot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Steve R., Ponyboy C. - Complete
When You Come Back Down by thelastOpenDoor reviews
Random song fanfic: a lullaby Mrs. Curtis used to sing to Ponyboy when he was little. Song by Nickel Creek.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
What If by virgil-t-stone reviews
What if it had been Dallas and Two-Bit that had gone to the Drive-in that night and Johnny along with Ponyboy didn't. Also What if Cherry wasn't cold to Dallas like she was in the book/movie. Chapter Four Added
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Dallas W., Cherry V.
Play That Funky Music, TwoBit! by T.J.Grei reviews
TwoBit... drunk yet again... and he has a special song for you! [ONESHOT]
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Two Bit M., Steve R. - Complete
Life by Rissa-Rissa reviews
ok i said i was starting this up again but didn't i might now though...hopefully revised! it was under my old name NightWingAngel but now its here!what would happen if Johnny didn't really die, but woke up...somewhere else.R&R thanx.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Johnny C.
MarySue's Bad Hair Day by Marauder and The Q reviews
She is doublejointed. She plays all instruments except clarinet, banjo, and sitar. She writes her own music. She runs faster than a cheetah. She swims faster than a tuna. In other words, if this isn't a parody, you're in trouble.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2007
One Day In Heaven by A terrible Beauty reviews
Ponyboy gets one chance to write to Johnny in Heaven telling anything and everything he wanted. It's a slash humor and I garentee you will laugh and sorta be sad at the same time. R&R Please!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Before He Cheats by felineofoz reviews
Dally was unfaithful, so he didn't deserve what she'd given him. Songfic to Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Very bad summary.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Cherry V., Dallas W. - Complete
And Where You Are by Saiyo's Rainstorm reviews
JohnnyPony slash. It's after dark in the church.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Falling In Love by thyone reviews
Ponyboy has fallen in love with Johnny. He can't even face his best friend anymore. JohnnyPonyboy slash, slightly angsty. Rated T just to be on the safe side. Oneshot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Nature's Last Green Is Gold by Dallymouse reviews
Set after the book, Pony and others say goodbye to Johnny and Dally :
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Happy New Year by MisoSoop reviews
Maybe, she told herself, she had been too drunk for him to wake up before he put his clothes back on, and walked out the door, eager to find a cigarette. Oneshot Pairing[Seriously, ONESHOT. Complete!]
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Cherry V., Dallas W. - Complete
Soda's Problem, Stevie's Crush by Dallymouse reviews
Title says it all, really. Set during the week that Johnny and Pony run away. Steve expresses his feelings for Soda. [Own nout, stuff about rights, etc]
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Steve R., Sodapop C. - Complete
Collateral Whiskey by Astarte's Rapture reviews
Steve Randle sits with a bottle of whiskey . . . Dark Please review and check out some of my other fics!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Steve R.
Making Fun Of by Ale Curtis-Carter reviews
THIS STORY IS ALL IN GOOD FUN! This story makes fun of certain topics that are annoying when it comes to fanfiction, such as MarySue, Slash, etc. It is all a joke and not meant to be taken in any offence.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005
Mary, Dearest by SilenceNoMore reviews
Not everyone loves Mary Sue... Mary Sue disappears. It's a who-done-it and everyone has a motive and opportunity. Told mostly from the point of view of different Outsiders girls.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005
Whiskey Lullaby by FUDDYDUDDY reviews
A look at how Soda might have handled losing Sandy.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Mike is the Devil by princey reviews
This is basically a parody of all the bad outsiders fanfiction plots I can think of. It has three flavors of Mary Sue, OOCness, cliches, pony getting raped by socs and stupid slash pairings. It mainly centers around Dally, he's the only sane one.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 5/11/2003
Sugar High by CrazySodapopLuvinJD reviews
What happens when the outsiders gang is on a sugar rush and answer your questions? or just act like monkeys for our amusement? find out here R&R
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003
Secrets by TASAKAPEOTKAUU reviews
A girl comes to Tulsa with secrets from the past and an offer for the future. Harry Potter/Outsiders Crossover
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002
Two-Bit's Adventures by Rivendell-Elf reviews
The Wacky Shananigans of Two-Bit. Ahahahaha.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002
Not Just Dallas Winston by Lioness Black reviews
A cop looks into Bob's death, letting on the few know of his connections to the case. Set after the book.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2001