Good evening, minions. My full name is Chester Snapdragon McFisticuffs the IV, but because of that damned subpoena from a couple years back, I'm required by law to tell you that my real name is Matthew Myers. If you are reading this, then I feel infinitely sorry for you, because chances are, I'm never going to post a fanfic. EVER. C'mon, I just really, really like reading all your shit. I mean, uh, masterpieces. Yeah, THAT'S what I was going for.
However, I do feel some sort of obligation to tell you that I just got back from Anime Weekend Atlanta. See my profile pic? Yeah, you fangirls are looking at it quite thoroughly, aren't you? See, that's Vic Mignogna, voice of Edward Elric in Fullmetal Alchemist, among other roles (about 110,000 of 'em). I met him at AWA, got his autograph, and my picture taken with him. Yes, I'm bragging about it. He's a pretty cool dude.
So, now that you are aware of my undying otaku-ness, please leave me alone. I've got some readin' to do.
Or you could always. That works, too.
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