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Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Hell Girl, Criminal Minds, Misc. Tv Shows, and Lie to Me.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein
A Very Important Message From The Author:
Hi, it's ferret nin. So sorry about the stopping of updating. You guys probably think I'm dead or something by now. Okay, here's a break down of what's going down: I'm really, sincerely sorry for making ya'll wait so long; espeically my naruto, jigoku shoujo, and criminal minds readers.
I'm not keeping to a schedule anymore until I've proven to myself that I can keep to those schedules. I'm seriously tired of breaking promises. It's time for a change and I'm ready; are you? Please don't hassle me for updates, I'm seriously trying to update. I'm getting back into the naruto groove. Paranormal state is still sticking, but for all my readers, I'm going to start from the beginning up. It's only fair. Please don't take it personally.
Anyway, my thoughts are busting for plot twists of all kinds, even gerne change; don't worry, it's not going to be completely away from the gerne, but it may be a little out there, breaching the line, I think's the term. I sincerely hope I haven't lost all my faithful readers, alerters, reviewers, and/or favoriters for any of my stories.
As for a life, outside of homework, school, and church, I practically have none. ;) Seriously, more updates are coming my faithful people, just please hang in there and I'll throw the life line out even if it kills me. *dies shortly after in massive wave*
With love, care, concern, and sincerity,
I'm the Kazakage. I rule all ferret nin's stories. Review her stories or DIE!! -Gaara
Name: ferret assasin nin
Common thoughts: "What's the point to writing if you have nothing to wirte about?"
Likes: Music, food, writing, reading, daydreaming, sleeping, my friends and family.
Dislikes: Cocky people, Jerks, Arses, animal crulity, working, cleaning my room, reports.
My Dream: That is for me to know and for you to never find out.
Hope: To become a great writer, develop my art skills, and become a great counselor.
Favorite Quote of all time: "The only thing that interfers with my learning is my education." -Albert Einstein
Good news everyone! I am now doing requests and challenges!
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Naruto, Black Cat, Jigoku Shoujo, Criminal Minds, Fruits Basket, Highschool of the Dead, House, M.D. (older seasons), Law and Order: SVU (Seasons three and on), and now The Walking Dead. :D
Genre: Anything and Everything
Ratings: Doesn't matter to me!
Parings: Whatever you want, Who ever you want
Themes: All kinds but I especially love humor or angst
Send a PM and give me a fandom and one to three words to work with. I will use each of those words in the story.
If you had a specfic plot in mind then add it in the PM.
I don't do well with word count challenges (in 100 words or less), but I will try my best to stay in that number.
I'm not afraid to write rated M romance scenes nor am I scared to write rated M angst themes. I can't promise, however, that I will be great at writing the rated M romance scenes but, as I always say: "The reader is always right!" ;)
Stories in Progress: The Dark Streets, Just What I Want, Sensei and Student, To Seek Love or To Seek Ruin, Nightlove, Nightmares, Misguided, Trained in the Art of Killing, Spencer's Youngest Brother, I Don't Care Who You Are, Naruto's Friend and much, much more!!!
Stories off Hiatus: Just What I Want, Sensei and Student, To Seek Love or To Seek Ruin, Nightlove, Nightares , Misguided, Trained in the Art of Killing, Spencer's Youngest Brother, I Don't Care Who You Are.
Please keep tuned as my profile and story sats will change from time to time.
I have not updated in over a year and I am sorry for that. I don't have an excuse and I'm not going to make one up. I will finish the stories I have started and as of today I am offically back in the writing game. W00T!!! :D
I'm sorry for the extremely long delay in my update of The Dark Streets Ch. 8. I have the story on hold, BUT I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP ON IT!! I have a severe case of Writer's Block at the moment. Thank you for your patience. *hides behind Genma, don't let them kill me...TT_TT*
Just What I Want is no longer on hold. I feel the writing groove coming back!! ;) As for updates, I am not sure how fast I will be. D: Also, the 2nd chapter is finally edited!!! _
Sensei and Student is about ready to be updated again! W00T!!!
I'm no longer working on the 2nd ch. of Nightlove, Nightmares and after some final editing, the two-shot shall be complete!! (Aren't I an ambitious bunny rabbit?)
As of today To Seek Love or To Seek Ruin is no longer on hold and it will updated eventually. I'm a multi-takser with no life!!!
The second chapter of Warped Humor is finally up and running but it has been placed in Misc. TV Shows because ffn doesn't believe Paranormal State is a show anymore. Sorry for the confusion. Also, I have moved Misguided to the Misc. TV Shows as well. (Just thought I'd let ya'll know! :D )
As for my other stories, they will be updated but it will take a while. If you are still with me, then thank you. I greatly appreciate your extreme patience and I will not let you down again. =_=
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Those who added any of my stories to their favorites: have a cookie and a half!
Those who put me on their author alert list: Have 3 cookies!
As for the rest: You still get a cookie cause you all help me on my way to making awsome stories! Yay!
Thank you for all that read my updates, stories, and keep giving me reviews, favorites, and alerts. It really motivates me to finish stories. (As Napoleon once said, "Let it be done!" I think. =.=")
Did you know? 10 things you should know about ferret assassin nin
1. Did you know I'm an emo/opitimist/alt. rock lover and believe in God as my savior?
2. Did you know that the only time i believe in abortion, or that it is right, is when the women was raped and doesn't want to be reminded of said rapist?
3. Did you know that I stand firm in my beliefs and my friends always seek me out for advice because I'm very understanding? Despite me being emo and sometimes apathetic? Also that I joke and laugh and act hyper and lively even though I'm emo?
4. Did you know that in my darkest hours, I pray to the Lord in my head and always talk to him silently during all times of the day, week, month, year?
5. Did you know that even if I don't always go to church, that I still enjoy doing good in the world and look for help when I can't do things on my own?
6. Did you know that when I find out someone is a self-mutilator that I help them, but never judge them?
7. Did you know that I look to Edgar Allan Poe for advice in writing my stories and that it is his stories that got me into writing?
8. Did you know that I have several friends and many of them I have tons of faith in?
9. Did you know that I curse and I am still a strong Christain at heart?
10. Did you know that even though I sometimes see my life is at its end that I always think about my friends and family and lean on them?
I tell you this because I want to make a point: Never judge someone by what they do, say, think, write, or draw. Because, even if I'm emo and some people think this is bad and that I'm not truly a christian, I still find the courage to state my beliefs and hold strong. Check out Paramore's (the band's) bio and you'll be surprised the power of emo/punk/rock music.
found this on GhostGirlMD's Profile who found it on Wiccan98's Profile:
Here is a poem that really haunts me. Please read.
I am three,
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
what else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else i'm locked up
All day long.
When i'm awake i'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlies bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be affected
By this Poem
And because U R affected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
is pass this on!
Here's a really neat thing I found on someone's profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.- I believe in God!!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Here's more things i found on other ppls' profiles!!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile.
SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
Some of my own things
If you've ever told a teacher you don't remember the last time you were in their class and what you did in it, copy and paste this into your profile. add a name, ne? -Ferret nin
Have you ever just tripped over air? If so, don't be surprised. It's a common thing among all humans. If you agree with this, copy and paste as you please.
The glass of water is half-full. I say Half-empty. if you agree--or you just don't care either way--copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wondered how sane you truly are, or actually looked up "sane" just for the hell of it, copy and paste this anywhere!
Ever felt the need to dress up in a panda suit, buy a bamboo stick, go to your friend's house, kick the door in, and then run off just to see what would happen? copy and paste this immediately! The sake of pure randomness is at stake!
NOTE: I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS WHEN HYPER!! BEWARE!! LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!
If you just now focused on the dot, congradulations!! By focusing on the dot, you now have proven that you don't pay attention. Cheers! XD
Recent Addictions: Criminal Minds, House, M.D., Black Cat, CSI:Miami, Law and Order: SVU, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Harry Potter: All 7 books and All 8 Movies, Family Guy, Futurama, and The Walking Dead
Criminal Minds favs (parings included)
Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Pennelope Garcia, J.J, Aaron Hoctner, Rossi (SR/DM, DM/PG, SR/JJ, SR/AH)
House, M.D. favs (parings included)
Robert Chase, James Wilson, Thirteen, Cameron, Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy (RC/GH, Huddy, RC/JW, GH/JW)
Black Cat favs (parings included)
Sven, kidTrain, Keiko, Eve (Sven/Train; aren't they just hilarious!?)
Fruits Basket favs
Hatori, Momiji, Kyo, Ayame, Tohru, Shigure, Hatsuharu (black and white sides), Arisa, Saki, and Kisa.
Old Addictions still Prominet: Paranormal State, Law and Order: SVU, Jigoku Shoujo: All 3 Seasons, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Peguins of Madegascar
(there's more, I know it, I just don't remember them!! XP)
Paranormal State favs (no particular parings)
Sergey (he's F*ing HOTTTT!!)
Heather (ironic in my view XD)
Elfie (reminds me of someone I know...)
Okay, now that that's cleared, let me list off my fav parings, least fav parings, fav characters, and least fav characters.
Naruto: Fav. Characters
Kiba and Akamaru
Sakura (Shippuden only)
Least Fav. Characters
Kazaku (creepy zombie guy. ewwwww...)
Naruto: Fav. Parings
Least Fav. Parings
Fav. Death Note Characters:
Least Fav. DN Character:
Fav. HP (Harry Potter) Characters:
Fred and George Wesely
Mr. & Mrs. Wesely
Stan Shunpike (and yes, he was under the Imperius Curse! I knew it! XD)
Least fave HP characters:
Deaths Eaters in general
Remus Lupin and Severus Snape (as friends)
Fred W., George W., and Lee Jordan (as friends and pranksters)
Fred Weasley and Luna Lovegood/ vice versa (as a couple)
Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood
Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas
Oliver Wood and Seamus Finnigan
Luna Lovegood and Fred Weasley
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
Least Fave #
- If you agree that any type of sakura akatsuki member pairing is sick/makes u cringe/have nightmares/go bleh then put this in your profile...by yaku-sama.
-If you believe that the Naruto characters should never, EVER have technology from the 21st century, post this to your profile.
-"All great things come from small ideas" If you think it's true, post this in your profile.
"When time flies, you grow old; but when time slows to your control, you grow young." If that made any sense, post it in your profile.
I, Ferret Assassin Nin, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, now would it?" -Albert Einstein
Okay, I clicked a on a link to my old account, Kamizuki Raven, read the very, VERY old reviews and found out that, "hey, they really do have potential! Why haven't I already transferred them over!?" I felt--and still feel--guilty to those few reviewers who continued to wait on an update; some of my first ever reviewers. I realized just tonight, after about three or four years, how much I let those few people down. Most likely, I have lost them as reviewers. Nevertheless! Because I like the potential in these really old stories, I plan on doing the insane. Yep, I plan on reposting these "pilots" as I will refer to them from now on, and making them come back to life! Just to say how truly sorry I am, I plan on sending a PM to each of those reviewers; if they're still on this site.
Thanks for the wonderful feedback and wasting about...four or more minutes of your life reading my profile, if you did so.
FERRET ASSASSIN NIN (my full signature)
Lost and Found (another original character of mine thrown into a situation where she has a demon of her own and is chased from her village).
In a World of Uncertainty (yet another one of my own characters but with a twist in which she has the female form of the Kyuubi. trust me, it's really interesting and it's one of my earlier works that i'm extremely proud of).
(Possibly) Friend or Foe (my own character and her team thrown into the Chuunin exams from Iwa by their sensei. it's actually fairly good, in my opinion).
When That Time Comes (again, yet another own character story where my character falls victim to Scarlet Fever and ends up having to make a difficult decision that could cause problems for her siblings that she has to take care of. that one has some good reviews as well).
A Lost Twin, A Lost Life (fic where naruto finds out he has a sister and kakashi has adopted naruto)
All of these stories are my earlier works from an extremely old account of mine on this site. Each one of these are my successful ones (meaning they each have reviews) and I'm going to go back, edit them, and then post them to this account. So, I'm back for good and I plan on making some dramatic changes.
Just something fun I found on xLizziexLupinx's profile page!
List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
1. Sirius Black
2. Fred Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Remus Lupin
5. Luna Lovegood
7. Oliver Wood
8. Ron Weasley
9. Ginny Weasley
10. Mad-Eye Moody
11. Nemphadora Tonks
12. Minerva McGonagall
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hagrid/Tonks. Uhm…no, actually. Not really.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Remus Lupin? Hells Yeah! He’s smokin’!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Prof. McGonagall gets Ron Weasley pregnant? Wow. Ewww, that’s so wrong on so many levels. It would be impossible anyway. And extremely creepy.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
A few. I don’t remember any of their titles though.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Fred Weasley with Hagrid? Eww…no. Definitely not.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Luna/Ginny or Luna/Mad-Eye Moody. Neither really, but Luna/Ginny definitely because Luna/Mad-Eye is just plain sick, wrong, and creepy.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Oliver Wood walked in on Fred and Prof. McGonagall having sex? Oliver: *stares a minute in shock* Oh My God!! That’s disgusting!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs from room mentally scarred for life now*
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
George Weasley/Mad-Eye Moody. Oooh, tough one. Uhm…George confides in Mad-Eye Moody after Fred dies…? I don’t know. XP
9. Is there any such things as One/Eight fluff?
Sirius Black/Ron Weasley? As far as I know, no. Although, I guess I could almost see it happening…maybe. I seriously doubt it.
10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ron Weasley/Prof. McGonagall. Erm…Harry’s Nightmares; When Harry starts having nightmares in fifth year, who else should Ron go to other than Professor McGonagall, their Head of House? (Especially after Professor McGonagall got Ron Weasley pregnant XD Sorry, couldn't help myself.)
11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?
If I wrote a songfic about Professor McGonagall, I would choose…Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol because, well, it seems to fit her. I mean, she lines up the first years, she watches over them, and she is always there to help.
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sirius/Hagrid/Prof. McGonagall. Warning: Crack fic! Old-person/young-person relationship, insanity, OCC!! Possible scarring may occur. You have been warned!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Luna Lovegood? Hm…it’s been a while if I’ve read one at all. Poor Luna. XD
14. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
"Sirius and Oliver are in a happy relationship until Oliver runs off with Remus. Sirius, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tonks and a brief unhappy affair with Professor McGonagall, then follows the wise advice of Luna and finds true love with George." Okay, let me just say, hilarious, creepy, and certainly Crack-fic worthy! This made my day. I mean, take a minute and just imagine it. It’s insane! XD
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
George/Oliver? They’re a rarely seen couple, but they certainly would make a perfect couple! I can see it.
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Ginny, Tonks. I figure Ginny would be upset over Tonks’ death; I mean, Ginny views Tonks as an older sister, after all.
17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?
Hagrid, George, Ginny, Mad-Eye Moody. Hm, well, Mad-Eye is already in the Order, I don’t think Hagrid would join, Ginny might join, and I know that George would definitely join. I mean, he wanted to be a part of the Order at the beginning of the fifth book/movie, after all.
18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
Fred, Luna, Ron, Tonks. Oh wow. None of them. They all HATE death eaters. And, Tonks is in the Order so her being a death eater or becoming one would just be plain old contradictory. Snape is just a double agent but he’s no longer a death eater.
19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?
Hagrid and Ginny or Fred and Remus? For my sanity, Fred and Remus.
20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?
Oliver Wood! He’s so sweet and brotherly. Hm…George wouldn’t be too bad of a brother either. It would awesome to have the twins as my siblings but I like the idea of Oliver being my older brother better.
21. Who’s more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?
Tonks, because she’s just wicked cool like that! XD
22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?
Remus Lupin because he’s smexy and kind and chocolate loving and a book worm and quiet but mischievous…the list goes on and on! XD
23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
What if Ginny ended up being killed by Bellatrix in the seventh book? How would Luna feel when her secret crush dies in battle? Would she be able to move on? Ginny/Luna fic
24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Family, Humor, possibly Hurt/Comfort, Tragedy, and Angst
25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Fred or Ginny, Ginny or Luna? Neither would kill the other. If I had to really choose, then I would say Ginny would be most likely to kill Fred because siblings often fight. A LOT.
26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?
Hagrid, Ginny, or George? I say Ginny because she’s just awesome like that. Girl Power!
27. Who’s most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?
Remus, Hagrid, or Mad-Eye? Wow, seriously tough question there. Uhm…if Remus and Tonks didn’t die in battle, I would say Remus because they’re a young couple and they love each other very much. So, when a female and a male love each other very much…multiple children happen, as is the case with Authur and Molly Weasley. XD
28. Who’s better looking, 6 or 9?
Hagrid because I’m not into girls. :P
29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?
Sirius, Luna, Hagrid, Prof. McGonagall? It would be a tie between Sirius and Luna because Sirius is so sweet and mischievous, but Luna is also sweet and imaginative. I sense a fan fiction being brewed in my head…XD
30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that’s about them?
Uhm…10. One, because Ron did go to Professor McGonagall about Harry’s nightmares in the fifth book and movie; two, Ron is Harry’s best mate and would of course be deeply concerned about him having nightmares. Professor McGonagall would know what to do about it because, well, she’s older and wiser. I can’t really see Ron getting pregnant with Prof. McGonagall or Sirius having a fluffy moment with Ron so…10 would make the most sense in my opinion. :D