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Joined 11-21-08, id: 1748357, Profile Updated: 08-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Once Upon a Time.

About Me -

Name: Courtney

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Gemini

Favorite sport: None

Favorite food: Baked Ziti

Hair: Brownish-ginger

Eyes: Blue/grey

What I think of me: There are some days when I love myself, and others when I want to be a completely different person.

What others think of me: Quiet, shy, kind.

What I am to my to my parents: A smart girl that needs to spend just a little less time on the computer.

Favorite pairings: Christine/Raoul, Jareth/Sarah, Harry/Luna

My mood as I am writing this: Anxious

Behavior most of the time: Around people I don't know that well, I'm withdrawn. Around friends, though, I'm just like any normal teen.

Talents: Acting and creative writing.

What I dont understand: The way people act.

What I do understand: Life isn't fair. I've known that since I was a kid.

Favorite music artists: All-American Rejects, Reel Big Fish, Vampire Weekend, 3OH!3, and just regular show tunes, actually.

Things that annoy me: Above everything else, people who judge based on first appearances. You don't know what's going on in their life, so don't just assume things about them.

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All Kinds of Rubbish by goldvermilion87 reviews
A place for drabbles and drabbly things. 100 - Home
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ratings out of Ten by TwilightHayley reviews
A continuation after the kiss from 'Flesh and Stone'. The Doctor and Amy attempt to adjust to the change in their relationship, as they continue their journey through Space and Time. But Danger is never too far away... 11/Amy AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 204,193 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Real Don Juan Triumphant by BleedingHeartConservative reviews
**COMPLETE** NOW POSTING DELETED SCENES & BLOOPERS just for fun. Summary: Erik IS a bit of a Don Juan you know... What REALLY happened, as told by the Persian. Pairings: Erik/EVERYONE literally! . Rated "T" for sex. "M" chapters posted separately.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 150,271 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Erik - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Stranger Than Phanfiction by SonnetST reviews
One fateful night, it is revealed to Melodie Peterson that her entire life is little more than a fanfiction by the mysterious Phantom of the Opera. Now, Mel and Erik are desperately trying to make their escape from the grasp of the evil Author.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,074 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Erik
Some Dissembly Required by goldvermilion87 reviews
Everything's topsy-turvy at 221B. A humorous ACD-inspired case-ficlet. Written for arwen kenobi at the holmestice 2011 exchange.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Lost and Found Manscript by drgn grl reviews
Really want the inside scoop on the PotO? Try reading this. Either the space-time continuum is screwy right now, or someone is playing a really mean practical joke on me...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Erik - Complete
An Education by Anne Hedonia reviews
I went looking for a fic version of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" where Nine was John Smith and Rose was his companion, and which took place at Farringham. Couldn't find one. Started writing. Simple as that. Rating ranges from PG-13 to Adult COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Gay by stilettov reviews
Jim/Molly one-shot, shortly after Sherlock's first impression. PWP, with maybe a teensy bit of plot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2011 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Like a Teddy Bear by Spamsterlady reviews
Why is it that Sherlock doesn't know the earth goes round the sun but he knows that teddy bears go 'Round and Round the Garden? I hope this explains. A slight bit of angst is held within.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Sound of Your Voice Makes Me Shiver by acreamcolouredtypewriter reviews
Benedict Cumberbatch likes to read poetry out loud. And you like to listen.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/18/2011
Molly Bloody Hooper by tepid sponge bath reviews
A zombie apocalypse in the Sherlock universe. Caused accidentally on purpose by one Molly Hooper. She's trying to make up for it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Sudden Relation by Mythal Rising reviews
When he opened the door, he was surprised to see a fifteen year old girl standing on his doorstep…in her hands was a piece of cardboard with the words ‘Hello, I’m your Daughter’ written on it in permanent marker. Cannon pairings, set during Ootp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,156 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - OC, Severus S.
Stranger Than She Dreamt It by Gabriella Maria reviews
PART 1 OF MY MUSICAL MERGING SERIES. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. Molly has been having gifts left in her room, firstly suspecting her two best friends, the truth is far stranger and may end in love for an unlikely couple. Rating has gone up.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Tea and Sympathy by goldvermilion87 reviews
John is sick. Sherlock is... A 221B written for Challenge 016 at watsons woes lj community.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shattered Glass by Pennin Ink reviews
Spend a few hours in Sherlock's head. The moments leading up to and immediately following the explosion at the beginning of The Great Game. Drabble, one-shot, just a bit of fun. T for language. Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to BBC and ACD, not me.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Saviour by Pennin Ink reviews
People credit John Watson with saving Sherlock from himself. People are often wrong. Before John, someone else saved Sherlock, and she keeps saving him. Even now. A glimpse into the Sherlock only Mrs. Hudson gets to see. One Shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Saving Labyrinth by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, she fought her way through to save her baby brother. Now, only a few weeks later, Sarah must once again brave the perils of the Underground; this time, to save the Goblin King...and the Labyrinth itself.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
I Want A Refund On My Phantom, Please by haleybob reviews
It's a Band Championship held in Paris, France. Once-in-a-lifetime oppertunity for Emma&Max. Their greatest wish granted, they're thrilled to be close to the place where Erik once lived. What they don't know is how close they will find themselves to be.EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Assassination by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
This is my version of The Last Sacrifice. Rose was framed. She was wrongfully imprisoned for the murder of the Queen. But if she was innocent, then who is guilty?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,675 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
A Raven and a Writing Desk by Alydia Rackham reviews
Alice's voyage to China isn't what she expected, especially when she and her crew come across a plundered, burning ship. Why does the shocked, silent man she rescues remind her of Hatter? And could his ruthless pirate foe be the banished Red Queen?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
A Marriage of Convenience by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Alice finishes her business in China and returns home to find that her mother has arranged a marriage for her. In a moment of desperation, she tells her mother that she already has a fiance, and an Underland butterfly has to step in as in loco fiance.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Genius of Love by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
On All-Love Day, everyone pairs up by fate-Tarrant with Mirana, McTwisp with Mallymkun, Thackery with a ladle, etc. What is Alice to do with her Hatter already paired off? Pair up with the only other single-the hookah-smoking recluse of Underland.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Jelly Babies, Cotton, and HeartBeats by The Hand of Omega reviews
Fluffines between Four and Sarah.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S.
Butterfly Kisses by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Sequel to Butterfly, Fly Away. Alice is getting married, and she needs more support and guidence from Absolem-not only as an advisor, but as a father. Mostly Alice/Tarrant.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Butterfly, Fly Away by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Slighty AU; Instead of China after her confrontation with everyone, Alice is sent to an asylum. The only one there to help her keep her muchness is a little blue butterfly, who is the key back to her true home. Long oneshot. Hints of Alice/Tarrant.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
The Most Cliched Phantom of the Opera Fic Ever by DestinysGlitter reviews
As a child, not one, but two mysterious beings visit Christine at the opera. After meeting her soulmate, a curse is put into place that makes her live out five different versions of her life.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Let Phantom Lie by La Javert reviews
Alternate lyrics poking some fun at the Phantom sequel, "Love Never Dies". This can be sung along to the title track!
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Bachelorette Party by wanderamaranth reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
One Hundred Things by Le'letha reviews
Inspired by a "Voyager" fanfiction: 100 things I've learned from "Doctor Who", seasons one through four. General enough to be fairly spoiler-free.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Severus Snape Was Not Pleased by wendiferously reviews
Is he ever?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by Lefting reviews
Snape was not, as half the population believed, celibate. He was also not, as the other half of the population believed, a sex God. Either way, it came as a huge shock when a baby girl was left on his doorstep. UNFINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Sleepover From Hell by Shakespearean Rose reviews
Phan Girls, sugar, late night silliness, snark and a board game showdowns gone horribly wrong… What happens when devout Phan girls are presented with games of well… conquest and fun? What any self respecting phan would do, RULE THE WORLD!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007
Phantom Reincarnated by familyguyfreak reviews
Will the story of the Phantom be changed for better or worse when a young woman mistakenly crosses his path? Finally Updated!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,454 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Erik
Phantom of the opera Truth or Dare by AlexGhost reviews
Have a question? Have something stupid you always wanted to see your favorite character do? In this story you the reader get to choose a truth or dare for them to answer or perform. Characters from Leroux, Kay, ALW,you name it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Erik
Slightly Out of Context by Phantomess of the Opera reviews
A phan of the movie somehow gets stuck in Leroux's novel. Unfortunately for her, the book isn't as pretty as the movie. Raoul isn't a jerk, and Erik isn't harmless.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Erik
Sue Me! by Phantomess of the Opera reviews
Join our lovely and practically perfect heroine Bunny Sue as she helps to instruct phans everywhere what is needed for 'good' phan phic!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Erik
You know you're obsessed with PotO, when by Olivia Greene reviews
Here are a couple indicative signs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
The Affair by Cairo Sinclair reviews
Erik has an affair. One-Shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Erik - Complete
Eggiwegs by Ghilanna Faen Tlabbar reviews
He does so love his Eggiwegs. Oneshot.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Alex - Complete
PHANTY! by starburst27 reviews
Raoul pesters Erik with stupidity, Erik goes on adventures, etc
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Erik
Not What I Wished For by Lucifer's Chloe reviews
She foolishly said the words, half believing in them. When the Goblin King came and took her partner, she knew she had to get him back, if for no other reason than their son needed his father. But she didn't expect what else she would get back.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Girl by The Last Kunoichi reviews
A father's love can be shown in many ways, but Ciara just didn't understand at the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Why Me? by Bialywhoos reviews
Erik thought having a deformed face, living in the sewers, and being rejected by society was bad enough. That was before he discovered that people were writing him and his worst enemy in a romantic relationship! Erik's thoughts on Raoul/Erik slash.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Erik
Awkward Stage by xXSummerXx reviews
what would happen if, after Erik died, his spirit got transported to another body? what if the origional owner of the body was still alive inside it? what if the origional owner of the body was a fourteen year old girl from our time? not a mary-sue!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,976 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
How to Kill a Vampire by doneandmoredone reviews
HP with a decent dash of Twilight. My, err, rather messed up rewriting of the ending of GoF, wherein Cedric Diggory gets to live because Edward Cullen sparkles when he dies. I was bored. Edward fans will have to forgive me. Or not. I don't really care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Erik Who? by Kelsismom reviews
Epilogue up. Come see! MODERN DAY Retelling ALW&Kay. Takes place inside the movie. Inspired by the premise of the tv show Samantha Who? How will a head injury change the course of Erik and Christine's future? EC eventually
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 178,370 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Erik, Christine
Summer Nightingale by haleybob reviews
Sequel to Winter's Lark. Yes, I'm actually writing one! Lark and Erik are back with new problems and strange new people to add to the enjoyable story! With Richard, Rachel, Erik, and Lark heck, anything can happen! Including love? Yep. Hatred? Definately.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Erik - Complete
Muggle say 'what? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Some sayings can have more than one meaning, so Harry uses them to get the entire class dismissed before Snape ever actually assigns any homework. Fifteenth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Music of Death by DarkSp'rit reviews
Raoul refused to listen to Christine at the graveyard, and so instead of walking away, he slew the Phantom of the Opera - but in doing so, he loses her love forever - and makes a mistake which costs him his sanity. After all, ghosts never truly die...EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Christine, Erik
Courting Changes by SerenBunny reviews
REQUIEM MASK piece. Erik and Chelsey have a discussion about courting and its unusual effects.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Christmas Company by Googleeyes reviews
All Erik wanted was to have a peaceful Christmas. He didn't ask anyone to join him and he didn't expect anyone to join him. Then, one by one, they began joining him. What was a Phantom to do? He barely had any presents...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Erik - Complete
Things I Learnt from Harry Potter by dracowitch reviews
70 Things every person should have learnt from Harry Potter. You really can't afford not to learn them - just in case you DO run into a troll tomorrow and then you wish you had read this. Originally by FantasticallySnarkastic: I am adopting it. SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
What NOT to do in Erik's Lair by Luthien Saralonde reviews
What I shall not do in Erik's lair...and mostly will end up doing anyway. Hope you like it!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Erik - Complete
Very Bad Things by Kryss LaBryn reviews
It's music camp. They're seventeen. And they've just tried to summon the Opera Ghost... What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The odd rude word in later chapters, all justified. ;-P
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
They Alone Can Make My Soul Take Flight by Elizabeth Marie Cooper reviews
Best friends Alicia and Mariam stumble upon a secret portal that takes them to the Phantom's world. Musically talented the girls become apart of the Opera house. What happens when Erik finds them? Will they help their angel of music? Humor and Adventure!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Erik
Interview by kriitikko reviews
Erik and Christine are interviewed about the many movie versions of their story. A completely random and silly oneshot. No harm meant. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DIFFERENT POTO MOVIES.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
My Dead Wife by BleedingHeartConservative reviews
At the end, Erik calls Christine his living wife. He tells the Persian that when she let him kiss her she was "as lovely as the dead ones." Who are the dead ones? Who is Erik's dead wife? Here is one theory. A little dark. A little sad. Poor unhappy Erik!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Erik - Complete
The Phantom, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by BleedingHeartConservative reviews
And now for something completely different! My friends L'Arcange and FortunesFavour have collaborated on this lovely little spinoff from my story. If you want to know what REALLY happened to Erik in that closet between chapters 104 and 105, read this.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Erik
Reasons for the Second Unmasking by 1000th Ghost reviews
After contemplating why on earth Christine removed the Phantom's mask during "The Point of No Return" and coming up with nothing, I decided to gather a list of reasons that other people thought up.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Canine Mishaps by The Kat Valentine reviews
Puppies are always wonderful. Except when that puppy was once the Phantom of the Opera and is now your vicious little monster.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 11/10/2005
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair by Sugary Snicket reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
Emily Longbottom, Potions Master by NLaddict reviews
A five year old girl and boredom. Not a good combination.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - OC, Ginny W. - Complete
Erik's Ghost by drgn grl reviews
Erik may be the Opera Ghost, but what happens when he meets a real one?---one shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
and then there were Two by BleedingHeartConservative reviews
What happens when Christine learns of Erik’s death? Characters based on Leroux. Plot entirely from my imagination with one small idea borrowed from another classic which I choose not to reveal here because it would give away the ending . Please review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
DBCA Our Greatest Adventure Yet by rosemasquerader reviews
PHANGIRLS ALERT! Our dreams come true our wildest dreams a reality and its alot more than we suspected and I got yanket into it. WILL NEED AS MANY CAMEOS AS I CAN GET!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
How to Annoy the Phantom by Euterpe's Bard reviews
50 possible ways to annoy the Phantom. Or get killed. Either way, enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At The Opera by IthilielCuivienien reviews
Just a list of things I am not allowed to do at the Opera Populaire... pure nonesense
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Erik, Christine
The Score of Phantom of the Opera Reborn by Googleeyes reviews
The score of POTO has been retitled to give the audience a clearer picture of what is REALLY happening amongst all the pretty music. Inspired by The Score of J&H Retitled by EmaCarew1
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
The Arsenic of the Chemical Lab by THeFaCeiNTHeMaSK reviews
A parody of the Phantom of the Opera, Science Homework Style! The Italics are Christine or Sue, as she is later named and the Bold is the Phantom or Sue's husband
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Draco's Big Mistake by ThisbeHecate reviews
With Snape taken care of, the girls decide to move on to their next victim. Sequel to Snapes Big Mistake
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Santa Snape by Kazukage reviews
A small ode to Santa Severus Snape by Shiv5468
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Phantom's Guide To MarySues by Miss Black Shadow reviews
Ever wonder why you aren't getting enough reviews? Maybe your main character is a gasp MARY SUE! To avoid this dreaded disease, or you just want some laughs, please read my handy little guide!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Erik
Phantom of the Superstore? by WanderingTeen reviews
Yes, ladies and gentlephantoms, I'm back again with a new and hopefully funny tale about a love triangle and a crappy grocerystore. It has love, passion, and, of course, crochety customers that get in your face. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,110 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Eight Legs of Love by Quiet2885 reviews
Kay Erik became really sad and angsty when Christine wanted him to kill a spider. How will Leroux Erik react in a similar situation? Just a bit of humor : Helps to have read Kay.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Phone Messages by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
This story originally belonged to WanderingTeen, but for personal reasons she is no longer able to continue it. So she has entrusted it to me. What would happen if the characters of POTO had answering machines? What kind of messages would they have?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2006
Popular by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Raoul has some advice for Erik...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
You Can Both Go To Hell! by Anges Radieux reviews
One Shot. The title says it all.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Christine - Complete
Erik's Adoption Trials by Lenore Parker reviews
A oneshot comedy where Erik and Lenore decide to file for adoption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Erik - Complete
Erik Plays Flute by Asparaga reviews
Title is self explanatory. Erik tries to play the flute...The story's fairly insane. It's an attempt at humor...should be semifunny. Hopefully. Rated for some language.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Christine - Complete
69 ways to know your a phan by Beware of the Fluffy Ones reviews
69 humerous ways to know your a phan
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
TAG! by Miss Black Shadow reviews
A bored Authoress challenges Erik to a game he can't refuse. The ultimate game of CAPTURE THE FLAG!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Erik
You le SUCK! by chicks4aragornunite reviews
One of those long, pointless parodies...filthy raging all over the place! I had so much fun writing it! Enjoy! R&R please!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
If Music Be The Food Of Love by Gevaisa reviews
Leroux Kay!Erik. Post book. The cook at the Grey Goose Inn has a terribly deformed 3 year old son and a lot of secrets. Erik investigates.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,197 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Bad Phanphic PoTO Album by Soignante reviews
My caricature of typical Very Bad Phanphics, beginning with the Harlequin Romance Gerik version. The 4th chapter is up. Ever hear the one about the two phans who went back in time?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
The Spamtom Of The Opera by silveryswirls reviews
A spoof of Phantom with way too many Monty Python ideas completely stolen. I'm thinking I should lock my dorm door to keep people from hurting me. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Song Parodies of the Stingy and Infamous by MasqueradingThroughLife reviews
These songs, my dears, are inescapable proof that chocolate and POTO make you write funny, odd, random things...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Denouement by Clever Lass reviews
Based on the Kopit and Yeston Phantom film, that stars Charles Dance and Teri Polo. Picks up when Christine faints after seeing Erik's face. It's mostly fluff, but a tiny bit of plot has crept in. The fluff, though, remains its raison d'etre. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Phantom Madlibs by Robika reviews
[COMPLETE] Phantom Madlibs! Create your own or read some already posted! Rated K
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Erik - Complete
Getting Out of the Closet by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
OK, so me and Erik are hanging out in the magic closet one day when, alas, we are locked inside! Will we escape without killing each other? Will the rabid phans drive us nuts? And who ate all the popcorn? R&R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,465 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Erik - Complete
Phantomized Classics by Shekiah Rosay reviews
What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Phantom of the Opera 101 by HawkWithGlasses reviews
Okay so basically, it's the Phantom of the Opera giving lessons to children on how to be the 'perfect' Phantom. So give this a shot and read and review! SQUEE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Erik
You Won't Succeed In PhanPhiction by Weasel of the Opera reviews
Erik gives advice on how to get reviews.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Erik - Complete
Would you like fries with Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
The sequal to The Phantom of... Oh look a birdie. All the random jobs Christine gets.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
An average day in the strange life of me! by AngelBlueEyes reviews
this is kinda like the story written by wanderingteen. Along the same lines!Read her stories, they're really good!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005
Meg Giry is not an Alto! by Britomartis reviews
Erik Explains and other such drabble that annoys the purists.R and R. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Worst Phantom Fic, Ever! by Gingerbread Owl reviews
Christine is with child but Raoul can't be the father. Only the doctor has the answer! Prepare to groan.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
The Ten Commandments of The Phantom of the Opera by Kagome1514 reviews
Humurous, and yet, dark oneshot in which Erik informs us fanfiction authors, and readers, what he expects us to follow. Phangirls beware! R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Letters From the Characters by Lunasariel reviews
Erik, Raoul, Christine, Carlotta courtesy of Daisy Diva, Madame Giry, Meg Giry, and the Persian write to the phans concerning their reactions to phanphiction. Erik is confused! Madame Giry lectures the phans! Raoul is just plain pissed off! COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Saturnine by Alda Rethe reviews
Susan Kay-based. Set when Erik travels to Paris to build the Paris Opera House. What if, during his journey, our loverly Erik came across a girl who refused to leave him be? How would he be affected?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
The phantom of the Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
COMPLETE! The Story of The Phantom of the Opera. Except Christine has a very short attention span, and memory problems.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Just One Dance by Mongie reviews
COMPLETE: This being the account of how one ballet rat, on a bet, suceeded in securing a dance with the Phantom of the Opera.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Ways To Kill The Fop by Kianra17 reviews
When Erik gets bored, he thinks of the first thing he can to do. How could he kill Raoul. As the Phantom's mind starts churning, some... interesting things come out! Rated 'T' for some violence. CHAPTER 4 UP!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Back to the Beginning by Melissa Brandybuck reviews
My entry for the PFN Humor Contest. Read, Review and Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Only Things In The World Worse Than An Angry Mob by StrangeGirl reviews
Erik enlists the help of an odd little girl to protect himself against his phangirls that he recently discovered existed. Pure, odd, fun.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005
The Lucky Bracelet by Mongie reviews
COMPLETE: Being a humorous look at what was really happening during the Point of No Return and what should have happened during Down Once More.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Erik's Best Worst Nightmare by Rogue137 reviews
(One-Shot, little bit OOC) 3 POTO phangirls 'happen' to find Erik and 'happen' to have some POTO poll questions with them...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
Masquerade Picnic by Clever Lass reviews
This one isn't satirical or anything just light and fun. To be sung to the tune of Masquerade. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Angel of Fanfic by Clever Lass reviews
An English teacher's rant about the quality of Phantom of the Opera fanfic out there, written appropriately in the form of a song parody of Angel of Music.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
PHILIPPE: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
I've finally written another, this time for our beloved Philippe! Show your Philippe support!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2005
Five People You Meet in Heaven, Severus Snape by Still believes Snivellus aka Heather Granger reviews
AU after HBP It was Severus's birthday, but it was also the day that he died. For some the end is just the beginning. A story about Severus Snape's life, based on the hit book by Mitch Alboom. Please read now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Phantom of the Golden Globes by MJ-Skywalker reviews
This is for all those phans out there who were among the upset when ALW's movie didn't win anything at the Golden Globes. But what would Erik have said?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Erik - Complete
The Phan of the Opera by Crossbow reviews
A twentyfirst century girl finds herself in nineteenthcentury Paris. Can she save Erik from tragedy? Probably not.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Ultimate Truth or Dare: The Phantom of the Opera by WolfCloud CrimsonRain reviews
The deepest darkest secrets of your favorite phantom characters are unveiled! ...Just look at it!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
The Grand Piano by AngelCure reviews
Professor Severus Snape plays the piano...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
E! True Hogwarts Story: Severus Snape by Empress T'Pau reviews
E! Explores Severus Snapes Life From Birth to Disapearence...complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Phantom Phight by Phantomess of the Opera reviews
Finally it's finished. You may now read the entire Phight from beginning to end!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,633 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Erik, Erik - Complete
A Forgotten Episode by Tam Lynne reviews
Not even the most tormented genius in literature is immune to writer's block . . .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2004
Phreaky Phriday by LaLuna reviews
The classic tale, with a Phantom twist ... Heh heh. FINISHED! Chapters 8 & 9! Again, sorry about the wait, and thanks to all for reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
ITS ALIVE! ITS ALIVE! by CrazyPhanVideoGameFan reviews
Its back!! ^-^ All of my other readers will know what this is.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2003
The Phantom of the Opera in 250 Words by EriksLilKat reviews
This is just plain funny...although the meter goes a bit here and there.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2003
How to seduce Erik for Dummies ::complete:: by chicketieboo reviews
You've read internet for dummies, but you haven't read anything if you have not read the new instalment to the series of self tutoring books, SEDUCING ERIK FOR DUMMIES. Within this book you will find five easy steps into the heart of the phantom
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2003
The Condensed Phantom of the Opera by Airena reviews
The result of a very boring lecture in Geometry class; summarizes Phantom of the Opera (not very well) for those who simply do not have time to read it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002
Mademoiselle Daae Is Dead by Clara Stone reviews
Basically, pay no heed to the title. Just read it. It's getting there that's half the fun and, if you know how I write, you never know what's going on until the end!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2002
Lake Phantom of the Opera Resort by panther7x reviews
As a result of too much suger, we have created the ultimate vacation spot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2002
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
Cold Nights, Warm Words by Skyblaze reviews
In a freezing cold prison cell, the Doctor muses on events and a startling revelation is made
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2002 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Box Five by Clara Stone reviews
Ever wonder what Box Five would say if it could talk? Well, here's its chance! Please R/R, it's my first published piece!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2002
Twisted Every Way by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Yes Yes I know this title is way over-used but read this phunny phic and you will find out why this was the only fitting name for it!!!!!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/3/2001
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Poor Unhappy Mr Gold reviews
Mr. Gold's reaction to tonight's ordeal. Contains spoilers for 'The Return'. One shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Phantom of the Notepad reviews
What would happen if Christine forced Erik to work on his penmanship by only writing stuff down instead of talking? We shall find out. Definetly OOC, and rated T just in case.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
50 Things that will surely get you killed reviews
Title says it all. They will be played out by different people. If you want to be in one, put a breif discription of your personality and your name.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Erik