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Joined 11-22-08, id: 1748681, Profile Updated: 11-28-08
Author has written 1 story for Total Drama series.

Real Name: Alli

Likes: Writing, Cartoons, Anime, Cookies, Drawing, nice people

Dislikes: Preps, mean people, dark chocolate, people who reject hugs

Fiction Progress: It's Totally Dramatic is up and running! Thanks to all who joined! (i do update fast, don't I?)

Pairings:

Total Drama Island:

GwenXTrent

BridgetteXGoeff

CourtneyXDuncan

CodyXNoah (:P)

HaroldXLaShawna is just CRACK!

6Teen

NikkiXJonesy (I am a mostly canon person)

Fruits Basket

TohruXYuki

TohruXMomiji

Others I can't think of...

Sailor Moon

(I use English names untill I learn how to spell the real names, sorry!)

SerenaXDarien

AmaraXMichelle (it's Yuri AND canon!!)

SerenaXSeyia (It's a guilty a pleasure)

RiniXHelios

I need a new anime to watch, any good ones out there?

Watch Allison and Lilla, it may be not that popular but it's WONDERFUL!

I love to people, and the people love me... sorta...

Spelling is over rated, did you know that if the first and last letter is correct but the others are mixed up, you can read the word perfectly!

See my piont konw? Raed tihs.

My porlfie rckos yuo're sckos off! Can you raed it?

Okay I'll stop.

I'm NOT random, I just have many thoughts!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it,copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese? Or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crazy too) If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer!

If you have ever forgotten your name, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awful thing to ever be called "music" and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. -And always remember...crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile. (I am a PROUD Christain!)

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I'm bring sexy back..." Copy and paste this to your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotton.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numberous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, crazy, insane, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this to your profile

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT!! (copy and paste this if you are a Pirate!)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Max really needs somebody to love, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted Sadie's hair, copy this into your profile

If you're all for world peace, but you really want Paco to stop bothering Jude, copy this into your profile.

If you feel guilty that you like some of the songs done by the Across the Universe cast better than the original Beatles, copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... :

My name is Emma and I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid. I must be bad. What else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better. I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all. I can't do a wrong, or else I'm locked up all day long. When I awake, I'm all alone. The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back from Charlie's bar. I hear him curse. My name he calls. I press myself against the wall. I try to hide from his evil eyes. I'm so afraid now. I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping. He shouts ugly words. He says its my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more. I finally get free and I run for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken. My daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream but it's now much too late. His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain again and again. Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! He finally stops and heads for the door. While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma and I am but three. Tonight my daddy murdered me.

What will people think
When they hear that Im a jesus freak
What will people do when they find that its true
I dont really care if they label me a jesus freak
There aint no disguising the truth

This symbol represents the cross. Copy and Paste to spread Jesus.

Jesus Freak Klub

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Well, I live in the south-west (Arizona) so not exactly the south)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (I actually do)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (not true at all)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I am crazy and proud of it!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (uh...DUH!! I am!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
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I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (HALF-vampire and what was your first clue)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (YEP! Yay tree huggers! And hippys!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Ok, so my HP character Lena is a little bit of a Mary-Sue but not intended!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (im not blonde, blue-eyed or a lesbian)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I wear LONG SLEEVES, so I MUST be EMO and cut myself.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
...Copy and paste this into your profile if you are tired of stereotypes.

Shuffle your Ipod/MP3 and answer the questions!

The Soundtrack To My Life

Opening credits: Decode By Paramore

Waking up: Hey there Delilah By Plain White T's

First day of school: Sunday Bloody SundayBy Paramore (?)

Falling in love: When I Grow Up By the Pussycat Dolls

Fighting: Snakes on A Plane By Cobra Starship (Why is that on my Ipod? And Fits!)

Breaking up: Just Wanna Be with You From HSM3 (Kinda fits... it's more of getting Back)

Driving: Be my Escape By Relient K

Flashback: You and Me By Lifehouse (Must be a sweet flshback...)

Mental Breakdown: Do you like Waffles? By Party Gripp (Oly crap it fits!)

Getting back together: As long as You love Me By the BackStreet Boys

Prom Night: Viva La Vida By Coldplay

Wedding: The Girl's a Straight up Hustler By All Time Low (LOL)

Birth of a child: Misreable at best By Mayday Parade (O-O)

Final battle: I'll Remember you By No Secrets

Death scene: Only Gods Knows By Kid Rock

Funeral: Disturbia By Rihanna (Whoa...)

End credits: We are Broken By Paramore (My movie was very odd)

It's Totally Dramatic reviews
*No new characters* Everyone is so creative! T for language. It's Totally Dramatic, It's TDI the next Generation! Read and Review, No flames, all flames will be ignored! Chapter 4 will be up today.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008