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Joined 11-22-08, id: 1748713, Profile Updated: 08-02-10
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, and Naruto.

you can call me 7,

fav bands: Disturbed, Bowling for Soup, TDG, BVB, MCR,

Theme Song: Much More Beautiful Person by Bowling for Soup (according to one of my friends)

fav color: Black until they make a darker color

Currently Reading/ Was Reading at the Time this is being updated: Surviving the Economic Collapse

Favorite series: Blood Coven, Vampire Academy, Cirque Du Freak, Maximum Ride, Vlad Tod

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Luck Star, Hellsing, Sukisyo, Trigun, Code Geass, Kuroshitsuji

Currently watching: your mom (heehee like you didn't see that coming)

Favorite Pairings

Kalulu

FAX

SasuNaru

Hikaru and Karou

DimitriXRose (before SK)

Eggy

JarethXRayne

MagnusXSunny

YoruXRan

SoraXSunao

RoseXAdrian

Chibi Seme

Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective.

A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control.

The Chibi Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Wind

Chinese Zodiac: Dog

Color: Camouflage

Fruit: Kiwi

Dessert: Cheesecake

Theme Song: MH by Kra

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

"Population is 44 million, or to accept as normal the corrupt politicians that are"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Frog-zilla

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Pawn Stars

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:02 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Bugs and Birds

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking out of the YMCA

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube

9. What are you wearing?

My PJs

10. Did you dream last night

Yes... it was pitch black

11. When did you last laugh?

I just laughed in a monotone voice when I read the question.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing besides grey paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother

14. What do you think of this quiz?

toothpaste

15. What is the last film you saw?

Despicable Me

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I couldn't buy most of the stuff I wanted. CURSE BEING A HIGH SCHOOLER!!!!!!!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I used to have an obsession with tiger print...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stupid and Evil people reproducing

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes but I suck at it

20. George Bush:

is a Republican

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

That's very far from happening...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

See above

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Depends on the country

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates

Hi, how are you?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

"Cause I loved you
Even more than you could ever imagine
Here's a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain't that a “b” with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
And f yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the “s” words you put me through
So f-u
F-u"- Friendly Goodbye~ Bowling for Soup

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love.REQUIREMENTS:
- Add this to ur favorites after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.
- then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
will surprise you.

If I make the lashes dark
And the eyes more bright
And the lips more scarlet,
Or ask if all be right
From mirror after mirror,
No vanity's displayed:
I'm looking for the face I had
Before the world was made.
~W.B. Yeats

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Skirmish Brothers by Blood Dark Sun reviews
Adventure and friendship with Prussia, Denmark, & Romano. Rated T for language and suggestion. Winner of "Best Anthology" in the 2014 Hetalia Awards! NOTE: Effective 1/2016, this whole universe has been combined into "The Complete Skirmish Brothers Compilation."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 237,081 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 8/1/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain] [Prussia, Denmark] - Complete
IM for ST Vlad by midnightAlixe13 reviews
Everyone got laptops at ST Vlad and now thier all on IM rated T
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009
I'm Pregnant by dimtriedwardandjazzluver reviews
Rose is carrying Dimitri's child in an impossible twist! Will Dimitri leave her or will he stand by her side and take whatever comes at them? PLEASE READ AND HOPE YOU ENJOY :)!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,800 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D. - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Forever Entwined by Emo Fox reviews
Sequel to Foolish Hearts Naruto and Sasuke's life seems to be piecing together quite nicely; that is until war breaks out on Konoha and Orochimaru pops back up. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Secret Santa Cullen Style by Mommy's Little Broadway Star reviews
What happens when Carlisle and Esme try to get the kids into the holiday spirit? My first fanfic! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
MSN at St Vladmirs by EvilVampireDucky reviews
MSN at St.Vladmir's? yep! see what happens, and how perverted conversations get. You might think it's funny. I myself don't. Rated for suggested sex. Tell me if you think it needs a rating boost! I myself doubt it :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Test by Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND reviews
The jounin exams are coming up, and Kakashi has devised a fresh torture for his not-so-little students before he lets them enter - kunoichi training. Team 7 won't know what's hit them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,970 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
MyFavorite Kinda blood would turn ya into a Zombie by CHARbones reviews
It’s the end of the world. Well, unless you have your zombie apocalypse survival kit, which, fortunately Uzumaki Naruto does. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Nine Months by lulu halulu reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's pregnant. How will Percy deal with his super-scary demi-god wife? This is the life of Percy and Annabeth through the nine months that she's pregnant. Percabeth PercyxAnnabeth, ChrisxClarisse and slight GroverxJuniper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Lost! A Kakashi fanfic by AnimePirate223 reviews
What would happen if Kakashi Hatake ended up in the real world?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Kakashi H.
Tattoo can ruin your perfect day! by factis reviews
Rose decided to get herself a tattoo. A lot of STUPID questions and smartass answers. One-shot. Be ready to laugh!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Aftermath by CloudNineKitty reviews
Warning: contains minors using drugs. A quick oneshot; Sasuke is strongly influenced by his brother's ex-boyfriend, Uzumaki Naruto. But does the blond actually love him or is he just a subsitute for Itachi? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
A Slave's Wish by stary202 reviews
I'll stay as long as you need me." A slave who doesn't want freedom. "I'll always need you!" A master who doesn't want just a slave. "Then I will always be here." A forbidden love. In this tale of romance and drama, can one slave's wish really come true?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,992 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Chance At A New Life by latindancer4ever reviews
With the number of strigoi attacks increasing, moroi and dhampirs may have to go into hiding. Rose, Eddie, and Janine are taking part in an experiment to see if their kind can live among humans. Can Rose pull it off? Or will she be their downfall?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,777 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Rose H.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tomorrow and After by Hanakage reviews
It begins where it ended, and ends where it began. Written for the Winter 2009 sn exchange. NaruSasuNaru, postcanon and spoilers through chapter 478.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magic Kingdom or Creepy Kingdom? by XYamiNoKonekoX reviews
Tsunade decides that Naruto and the gang could use a little vacation so she sends them to the happiest place on earth, Disney World!SasuNaru,Oneshot,Slight AU,Character OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sai's Gift by KittyWoman12 reviews
Sai is curious about the nature of Sasuke and Naruto's relationship. But how is he going to unearth the truth? With a clever birthday present and a few words at the right moment he's certain he can discover it. BoyxBoy Slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drag Month by SasuNaruSasuLover reviews
February is national Drag month. How will team 7 react? OOC YAOI/SHONEN-AI, NO LIKEY NO READY R&R PLZZZ!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
VA therapy by Vil-chan reviews
After all the angst and horror and sadness it is time to kick back and laugh. Read about people with problems who get them solve Or the problems are made worse by the VA crew. Newest Chapter up.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
The Newlyweds Game by Person95 reviews
After Max and Fang make a mistake of pretending to be married to stop the flirtatious glances, they get roped into playing in the game show "The Newlyweds Game"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Body Warped by bloodsucking vampire girl reviews
Adrian, Christian, Dimitri, Lissa and Rose all switch bodies. What chaos will happen when the five of them have to act like the person whose body they are in?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,617 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Vampire Academy MSN war by bad-ass-dream-team reviews
Vampire Academy. Wars begin...and end...maybe start again? Bad summary i know, its better then this summary though
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
Diary by MidnightMoonlightAngel reviews
It is basically what the Rose and the gang would write in there diaries. If they had one. It is basically what they think about what is going on in their lives.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
My Return by Mydnytwriter reviews
Rose has changed. But how much? Lissa is now the headmistress of St. Vladimir and to help her out, Rose is about to become a teacher there. Join Rose on her journey back to school. Lots of fun!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
St Vladimirs gets MSN by AshleyJonasx reviews
Everyone at St Vladimirs gets msn! What will the conversations be about, and what kind of secrets will be exposed. RosexDimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Night in Shining Armor and ToughAsNails Princess by majorfangirl reviews
Maddie wrote a crappy poem for Chad, and was sure that he would hate it, but it turns out he wrote one for her too. Well, it's the thought that counts. Chaddie ONESHOT
Gamer Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
The Diary of Elizabeth Moore by Alicehumansacrifice reviews
This is all the diary intries of a young girl who decides to be a American solider.
American Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009
The Ladder Theory by wintaer reviews
Ishida Uryuu knew about the ladders...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Love For You by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Rose is pregnant. Pure Fluff.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Screwdriver by Zikkie reviews
Iggy and Nudge make a play about Max and Fang's future...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The lists by rainbowstrike reviews
Dr. Martinez has had enough. She decides that the kids need to have some ground rules, and so she puts up lists for each child around the house, stating what they are no longer allowed to do. R & R, rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - V. Martinez - Complete
The Horrors of Valentines Day by Shadow's Firebird reviews
When Orochimaru is feeling particularly festive, chaos ensues! The classic truth or dare fic! I was going to rate it M to be safe, but it's mostly crack anyway. Yes, I know it's July. Sue me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Orochimaru - Complete
Deadly Erasers? No problem High School? Oh crap by XxXPeaceLoveDamiXxX reviews
This is my first fanfic EVER so take it easy! Max and the flock are sent back to school after a year of chillin' at home. Oh, there will be drama. I mean, it IS high school. Oh, and FAXNESS galore
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Kabuto's ordeal by Sasuke's-Sanity96 reviews
What happens to Kabuto when Orochimaru tells him to fix the toilet? And what will Sasuke cause after fixing the toilet? Find out on this redicouless story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
VA ACADEMY ON GMAIL by roza123 reviews
i know this has been done alot but this one is funnier ..... no granites tho i hope u enjoy it . its way better then it sounds.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2009
My Little Dhampir by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Adrians first impression of Rose and what he really thinks of her...waaay better than it sounds!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Adrian I.
Jill's POV by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Ever wondered what Jill was thinking when she first met Rose...well now you can find out
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
A Witch &a Vampire together, is that even possible by bloodybrill reviews
AU Bella's a witch attending the American Academy of Mythical Creatures. What happens when a new family of vampires arrives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,315 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Handcuffs, Pranks, Powers and Love by xxMusicIsLifexx reviews
Gazzy, Angel, and Nudge decide to play pranks on the older flock members and Ella. They handcuff Iggy and Ella together and Fang and Max Together. Then prank wars begin. and fang having powers! Fax, Eggy, Fella. Set after 3rd book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008
Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Roomates by HikaruWolf reviews
Oneshot. CRACK. Sasuke arrives at the Sound Village and is forced to share a room with Kabuto. Takes place after 'The Sasuke Retrieval Arc'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Vampire Academy Instant Messenger by Dimitri4ever reviews
What if the Gang from Vampire Academy all got IM? Mason is here too and what can't we do without Dimitri another random fan fiction
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
If I was the Hokage by spklvr reviews
Naruto has proclaimed his desire to become the Hokage one too many times, and because the mission they’re on is boring as hell, team 7 begins to discuss who would be the better Hokage… I'm really good at writing summaries...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let The Games Begin! by la-di-da5 reviews
What happens when the flock wake Max up at 3 in the morning, to play games like truth or dare, would you rather,and ect. Tons of FAX and maybe other parings upon request.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Max, Fang
IMSing Vamps by MangoTango450 reviews
The VA gang, start to IMS, and boy does it get weird! Funny enough, and everybody keeps their original personality, try reading it, I dare you!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Don't Bet On It Belikov by Nari Song reviews
Come on" I said, using by best badass voice "I'll take you all on!" For a second the entire group looked at me and the next, most were rolling on the floor laughing. Great, I thought, more laughter. Could this day possibly get any worse?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
The Guardians' First Battle by The Color Ninja reviews
The first battle during field experience from D. POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Prom night by TheStevieGirl reviews
A pre-graduation dance with the gang!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Hole by Pen-Always-In-Hand reviews
Twilight/V.ACrossover. What happens when Rose & Lissa from V.A fall into a hole and enter Twilight? Hole, of course. Sorry, couldn't figure out a better title. Alternate P.O.Vs No Jake or wolves. R/N&N
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Rose H. - Complete
Music Baby by Dimitri4ever reviews
Adrian and Lissa are experimenting again and some how turned all theadults into children and also make people sing. Now Rose and the gang have toround them all up and watch them until they can find a cure. and who's the new kid?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008
Dare or Truth? by NeedNewName reviews
When there's no fighting, no running and nothing on TV, whats left? TRUTH OR DARE! Go on this awesomely funny and silly adventure through New York with the flock! What secrets will be revealed? Why is Fang Jealous? Underpants on the Statue of Liberty?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
Just Another Day at Orochimaru's Base by Saki Honolulu reviews
It's just another day at Orochimaru's base, and Sasuke and Kabuto aren't getting along. They duel it out, while Orochimaru sings songs. Dun dun dun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Cullen Family Characters! by Doomed.Youth reviews
What happens when Edward dresses up as Cat in the Hat? Will Alice kill him for being a fashion disaster, or will she watch it out?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward - Complete
Mall Mayhem by jaz719 reviews
The flock goes to the mall and funny incidents occur. FAX later chapters
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2009
Cullen Christmas Carols by sarenelsoria reviews
Christmas Carols, Cullen Style! First carol up Deck The Halls Volturi style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008
Truth or Dare : School Version SEQUAL by MrsEdwardAnthonyMasenCullen95 reviews
Truth or Dare : School Version, continued. Now that the Kids from school know about the Cullen's secret, how will the game go on? And How have the Pack suddenly gotten involved?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Charlie the Unicorn by jassmarie19 reviews
Emmett gets Bella to watch Charlie the Unicorn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella
Anything can HappenRight? by stary202 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are both unsure about their feelings for each other, and Kakashi may have just the right plan to get the two to realize them. M for ch.3 and afterwards bacuase of Yaoi/Smut/Kinkiness/ and Lemony Goodness.May be different one for each ch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Aftermath by Freeheart reviews
A oneshot for Vivian Vande Velde's Now You See It... In which questions are asked, questions are answered, Larry eats socks, the title has nothing to do with the story, and there is JulianxWendy. Rated for no reason.
Now You See It . . . - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Nick Names by nearcreature reviews
Naruto and Sasuke discussing their new nick names. Slight sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Randomness to the Max by twilightnite reviews
How does the flock act when they're not on the run or being hunted? Well, what would you do if were them? Features OOC charaters, randomness, creepy thoughts, explosions, Faxness, The Love Doctor,Hello Kitty Bubble Soap, and Monty Python.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Why Naruto Should Never Play Cards by If You Know What I Mean reviews
“You’ve got one chance to redeem yourself Naruto. Do this for us, and we’ll consider your price fully paid.” After losing a bet with Kiba, Naruto’s got some debts to pay. But the boys are willing to let it slide…if only he’ll woo the famous Uchiha Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Truth Or Dare II by chuunin alchemist reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare! This time, the jounin are at it! Guest starring Itachi, Kisame, Orochimaru and Kabuto! Be prepared for more chaos! Cameos from the sound five and various Akatsuki members!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Truth or Dare by chuunin alchemist reviews
The Rookie Nine and Sand Siblings join for a game of truth or dare! Much chaos ensues! Surprise ending
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
19 pick up lines Miroku could use on Sango by sesshygirl3 reviews
full title: 19 pick up lines miroku could use on sango... that'd never work. title kinda says it all, eh? oneshot mirsan... kinda. wierd twist at the end.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
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Uchiha
Deep in the forests of an unfamiliar country Minato faces the challenge of his life... and terrorists...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Minato N.
Camp Yaoi reviews
Boys will do boys...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Band One big inside joke reviews
The sequel to What happens at band camp... Now with 2x the action 2x the romance 2x the drama and 2x the humor. Will Naruto and Sasuke get back together? This and more will be revealed. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Happens At Band Camp reviews
Naruto's year was looking good. Band with his buddies, getting to flirt with the cute color-guard girls, and most of all the good parties. But his plans are changed when Uchiha Sasuke shows up changing all of these.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
VA ONLINE CHAT! reviews
the va gang on online laughs mainly but maybe some DRAMA! but probably not! why is christian acting like a fan girl when someone mentions MCR and Twilight? when will i shut up! ansewers are revealed! T because i have no clue what i wrote! warning language
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Games, Fun, and fluff! : reviews
what happens when the VA gang plays board games!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009
a unicorned twilight reviews
charlie the unicorn and twilight cast
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Edward and the meaning of bras? reviews
What happens when edward finds one of bellas bras. FUNNY MONKEYIES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Emmett
WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHEESE! reviews
random and awesome takes place after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella