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Joined 11-22-08, id: 1748983, Profile Updated: 07-29-11
Author has written 3 stories for And Then There Were None, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

Hi peoples!

My name's Alex =D

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Books: Agatha Christie books, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Percy Jackson,

Movies: Too many to count.

Comics: Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, The Umbrella Academy, Archie

Music: Emilie Autumn, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Evanescence, System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, Lady Gaga, Three Days Grace, Green Day,Dresden Dolls, Volataire, Rasputina, Fall Out Boy, etc.

TV Shows: Doctor Who,Torchwood,Invadar Zim, Glee, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Pretty Little Liars, Modern Family

STORY STATUS UPDATED JULY 2011 :

ATTWTM=iT'S NOT DEAD YET, IT'S ON INDEFINATE HIATUS. I'M REALLY SORRY TO ANYONE WHO LIKES IT, IT'S JUST THERE ARE OTHER THINGS I WANT TO WORK ON AND IT KINDA LOST MY INTEREST. I HAVE NO IDEA IF AND WHEN I'LL CONTINUE.

KYSHP=I HAVE NO IDEA. PROBABLY WILL NOT WRITE MORE BUT I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING 100%.

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.List 12 characters from your fandom in no particular order then answer the questions about them. Harry Potter:

1. Harry Potter

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Hermione Granger

4. Ron Weasley

5. Dobby

6. Albus Dumbledore

7. Lucius Malfoy

8. Barty Crouch Jr.

9. Narcissa Malfoy

10. Severus Snape

11. Voldemort/Tom Riddle Jr.

12. Dolores Umbridge

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Dumbledore and Voldy or Dumbledore or Tommy? Either way, disturbing.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not really. I don't think ginger guys are that hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Umbridge got Barty Crouch Jr. pregnant, that would make me weirded out.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dracumbledore? No...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Dobby and Narcissa! Then AVPS would be canon! Sort of.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Lucius Malfoy would ask why the hell Draco was doing it with Umbridge since he has about 1 million fangirls.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Harry and Barty Crouch Jr.? Not that I know of *must go check*

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Lucius Comforts Umbridge After the Traumatic Event of the Night With Draco.

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Geico theme song, since in the movie he obviously thinks he's a gecko.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: THIS IS A CRACK FIC

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Um, I've never read a fic about Dobby. *Ducks tomatoes*

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Harry Potter and Lucius Malfoy are in a happy relationship until Narcissa Malfoy runs off with Lucius Malfoy. Harry Potter, brokenhearted, has a hot run night stand with Voldemort and a brief unhappy affair with Dolores Umbridge, then follows the wise advice of Dobby and finds true love with Hermione Granger.

That totally happened in canon, btw.

So that's it. If you read this all, I love you.

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Turning Point by BadWolf95 reviews
Albus Dumbledore visits Godric's Hollow one last time. Set during summer of HBP. Previously titled 'Contemplation and Resolution'. edit: I know it says it's November, but it really is July. Just disregard any mention of the weather. I'm an idiot, okay?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Boys Who Grew Up by arrandomness reviews
Deleted scenes showing how Lily and James became friends. After the scene in "Snape's Worst Memory" and "The Prince's Tale."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No One Mourns the Wicked: Vera Claythorne by Jane Poirot reviews
How do murderers come to be the people they are?
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
To Love Somebody by Beth Smith reviews
After Dally's death, Cherry Valance reflects on things. Oneshot... very angsty... Cherry's POV.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Cherry V., Dallas W. - Complete
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Memory reviews
The Doctor remembers Gallifrey and the Time Lords. Especially one in particular.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, The Master - Complete
And Then There Were Ten More reviews
A descendant of the late Judge Wargrave continues his work on Shipwreck Island seventy years later. Will the morbid history of the island in 1939 repeat itself in 2009?
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Know Your Stars Harry Potter Version reviews
The voice form the All That skit comes and interviews Harry Potter characters. The result? The characters getting really, really, annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P.