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Joined 11-22-08, id: 1748990, Profile Updated: 02-08-12
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Sherlock, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hi. Welcome to my profile. Ah, what do you do on profiles...? About me? Okay.

I am a nineteen year old english girl, I like to read and draw and sing and dance around the house in my pyjamas. I am a fan of too many things to count, so I'll keep it brief and mention the key fandoms: Naruto, FMA, Sherlock, Discworld (one day I will marry Terry Pratchett. I don't care what barriers may lie between us- distance, age, the fact that we've never met and he's already married- nothing can keep us apart), Lord of the Rings... I mostly write Itachi angst, random crack, Itachi angst, really freaking angsty romance and Itachi angst.

(Do you like Itachi angst? I like Itachi angst.)

...but enough about me. Tell me about you!

I have a tumblr dedicated to fanfic and fanart and other fandom-related nonsense. It's pretty new so there's not much there, but it'll grow, darlings, it'll grow: idiotnumber42.tumblr.com

Oh hey! Wanna know what my favourite review ever is?

"dude... no... just no."

Baby. Yes. Just yes.

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The Sons of Thunder by ziggy3 reviews
They are called the Sons of Thunder by the Orcs of the Mountains and when they meet the Son of Thranduil a storm erupts, one of violence and desire. While Legolas's oath to follow Aragorn leads him perilously close to the Sea, Elrohir is lured into such danger that he betrays everything he loves and hates. (Warning: SLASH, violence. Sexual violence)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 318,584 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Turning Points by WynterSky reviews
Itachi refuses the critical mission and flees the village with Sasuke. Several years later, Sasuke wants to take the Chuunin exams, but all the Uchiha are believed dead...slight NaruSaku SasuHina, mostly gen...Now starting Part II!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 113,315 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33413 - Favs: 21,015 - Follows: 16,504 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
My Days with the Reaper by DeviWan reviews
Naruto thought he had centuries ahead of him, as Prince of the most powerful Land of all the Lands in the magical world. He was young and powerful, and most importantly, he had time. That was what he thought before a Reaper, loyal servant of death, came into his world and changed it completely. A NaruIta AU story, rewritten and beta-read. Shounen-ai and eventual yaoi. Read/Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Last Affair by Black and White Wolf reviews
Nicolas Flamel has completed all of his affairs. All but one. Now, before he dies, he must confront the man he has feared for over six hundred years. Can he forgive him for what he's done? HP FMA crossover. Rated T because of some of the dark elements.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Nicolas F., Edward E.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 4,920 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to Carry On by CadyD reviews
Toby leaves the Demon Barber alive out of hatred, so's he can brood upon accidentally killing his wife. This, however, pulls him onto a life threatening quest that he hadn't seen coming. And what of Johanna?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,839 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sweeney T., Tobias R.
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Alibi by MyAibou reviews
He was Dash Baxter. Football star. King of Casper High. The world was supposed to have been his oyster for at least another decade. So how did he end up in the basement lab of FentonWorks working for the dad of the kid he used to beat up in high school? And how far would he stick his neck out to protect that kid and whatever secret he was hiding from the government? NOT slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,441 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Dash B., Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F. - Complete
Basic by alexb49 reviews
Trained as infantrymen, Sokka and Zuko help each other face trouble in Afghanistan. I am the heart of the fight. A reinterpretation of ATLA events in a modern military AU. Swearing, sexual situations between men, violence. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,467 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
I Spy by Lost to the Hoping reviews
The world as we know it isn't so black and white. With the return of a spy hidden within Akatsuki, Konoha is thrown into an uproar, and Sakura's stuck in the middle. ItaSak. Cover belongs to elanorchuah on dA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,385 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Offbeat Angel by Shenzuul reviews
There are some things even a bully cannot stand by and watch happen. Rated high T for language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
A Most Awkward Conversation by actressen reviews
Some of the many characters that have been played by Johnny Depp meet at an unexplainable dinner party, and it just gets more awkward from there. Featuring Sweeney Todd, Jack Sparrow, Victor van Dort, Edward Scissorhands, the Mad Hatter, and Willy Wonka.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T. - Complete
Archangel by me malum reviews
"He reminds me of the old legends, when angels were creatures of war rather than creatures of mercy."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by peppymint reviews
Norsekink fill: For most, the birth of a child is a time of great joy, for Loki it is one of fear.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,065 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Nibble, Nibble by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. AU. Wherein Sherlock Holmes is a kindergarten/pre-school teacher, John Watson is his aide, and Jim Moriarty is still extremely creepy, but in miniature. Obviously, it was a bad idea to let Sherlock re-write Hansel and Gretel.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Moments by 1808565 reviews
-Oneshot series- The life and times of Itachi Uchiha: His missions, his relationships, and everything life threw at him. This is his story. -Every pairing imaginable, with fluff and trauma in between.- (ALL NC CHAPS DELETED SORRY)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 25,157 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Itachi U.
The Immortal Game by Empanoply reviews
Sherlock is seven when he learns to play chess. AU, drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H.
What They Like by Milliecake reviews
'She learned from an early age what they liked.' A small character study, one view on how Irene Adler might have come to be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Halfway Through the Wood by ImpishTubist reviews
Spoilers: Sherlock and Lestrade have a heart-to-heart on the moor the night the case is solved.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Brotherly Love by Moonlite Knight reviews
Sherlock is sulky, John threatens with cats, and Mycroft is indignant. Written for the prompt: Character A:"I kissed Mycroft!" Character B:"What!" Character A:"He told me I had to." Mycroft: "I did not!"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Distractions by DreamingCynic reviews
She has a tendency to set fire to things whilst he's more interested in the catharsis of a good mathematical equation. Oh. And manipulating the whims of fate. Itahina. Assassins. Car Chases. Equations. Implausible romance. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Best Nativity Ever! by burntheheart reviews
Lestrade has to watch his daughter's nativity. He invites everyone to come watch - well, almost everyone. Certainly, no-one invited the foreign assasins. happyxmaseveryone!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Masquerade by alba17 reviews
1930's Hollywood AU. When the studio offers contract actor Arthur Pendragon the role of a lifetime, is he willing to pay the price? In which there are crossdressing cabaret singers, voyages at sea, and Merlin playing Chopin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Invincible by Loopstagirl reviews
How hard could it be to kill one king? An effective assassin plans for all possibilities...apart from said king's servant being a warlock with a destiny.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Cuthenin TrueBow by Fredemmet reviews
Chapter 25! I hope everyone enjoys this update.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 220,112 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Legolas, Glorfindel
Breaking The Key To Destiny by Jissai reviews
The spoils of war. It was one of the things Arthur enjoyed most about combat. That, by the end of it, he sat on another King's throne; sipped another King's wine. Claimed another King's son. Noncon,slavery
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Rendolent by Samurai101 reviews
Smell and preference through the years.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Second Chances by FFFfanfictionfanatic reviews
Itachi never again expected to return to the leaf let alone with Deidara. I deleted the original first chapter and now this story is COMPLETELY finished. Please REVIEW. Maybe SEQUEL will have lemon scenes, no yaoi. Itachi&konoha, deidara & ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Way Things Could Have Been by WynterSky reviews
In another world, Sasuke is born first. (character death)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Lessons in Empathy and Faith by TheRandomScribbler reviews
In which John sets out to prove to a distressed Sherlock that he is indeed human. Sherlock gains insight into why John stays.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock Is Not The One You Should Worry About by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Nightmares in the Forest by kalirush reviews
After the 456 leave Earth, Jack is wandering around the Amazon when something- or someone- comes through the rift. Serious angst. Ed whump. T for language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Edward E., Jack H. - Complete
Identity Theft by Ocianne reviews
In which Kudo loses a few last hopes, and goes further into Kaitou Kid's head than he ever anticipated. Now a series, as the fallout settles and things don't -quite- fade into the dark. Complete.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H., Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
A Question of Motives by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 303,673 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Nightfall by Sigrid Sigbjornsdotter reviews
Sam takes Elanor out to see a group of elves passing through the Shire. Among them is an elf he once knew - and it will lead to a conversation about time, death, and what comes after.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
What Possesed You to do That? by Cip reviews
The much awaited sequel of 'Haunted eyes.' Deidara's learning psychic skills, Itachi's learning how not to be a social retard and there's a spirit on the loose that's just looking for a convenient host.... Rated for swearing and yaoi don't be put off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,217 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
NitrogenBreathing ButterflyWinged BalloonFish by tepid sponge bath reviews
...and Fog-Flavored Spiders. Wherein D.I. Lestrade talks to a mad girl with a dog at a crime scene. Her conversation is colorful and winding and difficult to follow, and she smells of sweat, sour wine, late nights, and old leather...
Crossover - Sandman & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Delirum/Delight, DI Lestrade - Complete
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Skin Deep by HugAZombie reviews
UNBETA'd. Non magical AU. Slash. "A paraplegic. A coffee boy. And a reminder that love isn't just for the able-bodied."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Why Can't I Be Like That by Because I Can and Will reviews
Jack wants to be like Barbosa, and Barbosa wants to be like Jack. Can they make each other finally accept who they are? Rating has moved up to T. Sorry everyone, I uploaded chapter 1 twice accidentally, but now its fixed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
With Gentle Hands by Muse10 reviews
A young mother finds help from the most unlikely of sources. Who knew the dwarf could deliver? One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Kilgharrah's by jaqtkd reviews
Uther asks Morgana & Arthur to spy on a rival restaurant, but the pair find themselves attracted to its staff & philosophy & have to rethink their loyalties. In this future world power is everything but, what power and who's really holding it?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,825 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Hastur Baiting by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Apologies for the title. The Them encounter a slight problem when attempting to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Adam Young, Hastur - Complete
Searching for Fine by Dayja reviews
Five times someone tried to "prove" to Sherlock that he wasn't actually asexual, and the one person to whom it didn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. Crowley, DI Lestrade - Complete
Ex Commodore GrumpyFace by pulldownthedawn reviews
"Call me Amy. We just shared a drink and I was threatened by your mistress. If that doesn't put us on a first name basis, I don't know what will." One-shot. Read & review, please!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, James N. - Complete
Fired by Kitty O reviews
Which is not a darkfic, not a deathfic, not slash, and not a reveal, and yet begins with Arthur's sword slicing towards the helpless ex-manservant on the ground. That's the kind of thing that just screams, "You've been fired." Part action, part humor.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,142 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Family Affair by Muse10 reviews
When elves are neither old nor young, family reunions can get confusing for the onlookers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Princes of Ithilien are Dead by Muse10 reviews
Spring will come...if we are not here to see it." After a violent attack on the elven settlement in Ithilien due to ancient prejudice, the lives of thirty one elves and a single human hang in the balance as their friends attempt to bring aid from Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,876 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
A Spark of Goodness by Viking Eggplant reviews
"I know the story goes that a fallen angel is beyond My Grace, and up until this point that has been quite true, but up until this point, no fallen angel has ever shown any desire to be saved."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
It's All Good Fun, Love by LadySloth reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale's punishment can't be decided. So through a mathematical formula and sheer dumb luck, they get a second chance as two humans; John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Bad words, slight crack. Oneshot.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Aziraphale, John W. - Complete
The Illusionist by Sentomegami reviews
Itachi knows what they want: they want a perfect soldier; they want a perfect son. From a very early age, he learns his best defense is to create the illusion he is just that. The hardest part about maintaining the illusion is staying human.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Those Touched By Death by nyssa123 reviews
One of the few, the chosen, John Watson is one of those touched by Death of the Endless.
Crossover - Sandman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Death, John W. - Complete
Sins of the Father by Archea reviews
At 221B, Lestrade confronts another Holmes - a much less amenable one. Paternal!Lestrade and Sherlock. Rated T for emotional abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Case of the Disappearing Brides by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Brides are going missing in London. Can Sherlock Holmes convince Sergeant Sally Donovan to go undercover with him as newlyweds to solve the case, even though she loathes the very sight him? Oh, I think he can.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Even Artemis Fowl II Gets Nightmares by Minevera Elizabeth Juniper reviews
Post LC. Dale wakes up to his roomate's tortured screams in the middle of the night. "Mother! Mother, please be reasonable!" A pained voice begged in the darkness. Probably just be a one-shot depending on reviews and my own lazyness. Main OC POV.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Artemis F.
Call it 'Destiny' by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Modern AU. Merlin is roped into doing a talk show with none-other than Arthur Pendragon, son of famous businessman Uther. Of course, they despise each other and argue non-stop until they realise that they're just a little bit in love with each other.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Kill for This by Muzzle
Obito washes the blood out of his clothes before he picks up his baby cousin, and this is what makes him Itachi's idol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,616 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
No Place Like Home by paperfirefly reviews
A trip to Gimli's home could cost more than it's worth for Legolas. After receiving a less than friendly welcome, Legolas is shown to his room - only to find that it would have been safer to stay home after all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Confetti, Balloons, More Confetti by RainbowDoom reviews
If you could survive dinner with the Akatsuki, you could survive anything... except for maybe Itachi's birthday party.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Bitter Freedoms by MoonlitSerenity reviews
After Johanna escapes Turpin, she wanders the streets until captured for stealing bread and sentenced to Botany Bay. While in captivity, she meets an agonized man who holds a piece of her past and guards her with a fierce protection. Her father.Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 259,110 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Johanna B., Sweeney T.
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shadow of a Smile by Alaena F. Dragonstar reviews
He came home only to find that he had become a stranger. :KaiShin:
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
For the Love of Fashion by CerealK reviews
Neji Hyuuga will do anything to get in on the hottest new fashion line in Asia- even if it means making a deal with Uchiha spawn.Pity he wasn't prepared for Itachi. Commission from: Annieme. Warning: Crack!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Neji H., Itachi U.
The Best Medicine by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,628 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Sacrifice and Control by Virtute et Armis reviews
AR. "He resumes his pacing, wondering fruitlessly- hopelessly- inexorably: why me?" Itachi returns with a more obedient nature. Sasuke isn't too sure about what to do. Sasuita.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Dead Man's Razor by eekfrenzy reviews
Sweeney Todd finds himself in a place that he'd never expected he would go - the supernatural ship of the dead, the Flying Dutchman.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Will T., Benjamin B. - Complete
Narcissism by Virtute et Armis reviews
Sure, Sasuke was a narcissist. In an introspection, however, he discovers the depths of what it means. hinted Itasasu and maybe Sasusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
My Big Gay Path Wedding by Nanaki Lioness reviews
DeiItaDei, AU, Pathverse. Another step forward, another path taken, another notch on the endless journey. Itachi and Deidara prepare to take the next big step. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,221 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Big Brother is Watching by RosarioImpale reviews
Uchiha Satsuki is hot. But boyfriend beware, because Big Brother doesn't like the idea of dearest little sister dating. Crack!AU, Fem!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Just to Hear Your Voice by BlackRoseDragon13 reviews
Hinata is a girl who needs a dose of confidence and spice in her life. Can a mysterious blogger help her break out of her shell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Valentine's Day by sakura-chan2222 reviews
My high school AU...again... Shelock goes to a school dance and a fun time is had for...everyone who's name is Sherlock!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Anderson the Soap Monster by sakura-chan2222 reviews
In the AU of my story And So They Meet. Sherlock, John, and Anderson are in 11th grade. Sherlock protects John from Anderson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
After the Temptation, Or, A Social Visit by MintiNeko reviews
After being sent up to Earth on assignment, Crowley visits Eve. It goes about as well as you would expect.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - A. Crowley - Complete
Explosions Abound by Gree reviews
In which Madara does the obvious in the war. Spoilers for the most recent arc in the manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Moczo reviews
Crowley and Shadwell share Madame Tracy and Aziraphale for a week. God help us all. Rated T to be very safe.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Shadwell, Madame Tracy/Marjorie Potts - Complete
Social Networking by Chaos Dragon reviews
Danny has always been aware of the dangers he confronts on a daily basis. Unfortunately for him, he's been too busy to learn how dangerous social networking can be.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,442 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Honeymoon by PureWaterLily reviews
Kushina wants her honeymoon, Minato is forced to agree, and Itachi now has the responsibilities of the Hokage... as if dealing with a despotic father, idiotic cousin, tempered fiancée, whiny brother, rogue ninjas, and thousands of missions isn't enough. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U.
Bunkbeds by KillerMay reviews
Because Deidara is a ball of sunshine and Sasori is just delightful. Obviously, you've got them confused with somebody else. SasoDei, AU One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Rise by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most things didn't truly bother Crowley. Demons trying to dismember his angel wasn't one of those things. Complete.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Being You by Temporal Austenite reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale go on vacation in America-and a comment by a teen girl make them re-evaluate their relationship. Which means they start dating. Drinking, Dancing, and Fish included! MILD SLASH! Please Review! Rating because I worry! Now complete.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Worst Feeling Ever by Armagnac reviews
L is almost 17, investigating a serial murder case near Toronto University. Undercover as a student prodigy, L will have to find a balance between education, investigation, and, ye gods, a social life. Rated M for language/nudity/gore.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,939 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - L, A - Complete
How To Woo Your Manservant by renrenren3 reviews
When Arthur finally realizes he's hopelessly in love with Merlin, he has no idea how one is supposed to court his manservant but this won't stop him from trying. Repeatedly. Insistently. With flowers, chicken and destiny if he has to.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hinges of Destiny by vertigoSWAY reviews
Gilli looks up and sees Merlin challenging him to look away. He can see it in Merlin's eyes. The mistakes and the regret. The old eyes of a young man. "They say choices are the hinges of destiny"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Chess by saxgirl42 reviews
Wherein Heaven and Hell start a brand new game, which endangers a certain Agreement and brings havoc back to a little place called London.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,362 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
close your eyes it will seem by ice-connoisseur reviews
Years later, they'll look back and wonder at how easily it could have all gone wrong. AU from S1 on. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Beards and Beardlessness by Princess Alyra reviews
Coda for 3x10. Merlin doesn't want to be old. Arthur reassures him.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Discipline Issues by tsuanyue reviews
Just a quick tag/epilogue to the wonderful Movie 14. I know we aren't supposed to question movie canon too seriously, but some things have to be said... by Satou, Takagi, Heiji, KID, and especially Conan.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Capacity For Evil by The Awesomeness reviews
Aziraphale is afraid of Falling. Crowley assuages his fears. Gen-ish, not really slash
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
No Little Plans by Candyland reviews
Sequel to A Perfect Act. There's a serial killer on the loose, with an very odd MO. Helping with the investigation means that Kaito might need to watch his back for more than one reason...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,758 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
That Which We Call a Rose by Phantasmik reviews
In which Shisui fails to romance Itachi repeatedly. But that's okay, because Itachi's kind of fond of him anyway. AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Looking Glass by patster223 reviews
Magical objects always seemed to find their way to Merlin. So it only made sense that an enchanted mirror would fall into Arthur's possession, and of COURSE that mirror was the one object that could reveal Merlin as a sorcerer. That was just his luck.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
My sweet revenge by HuskyWalker reviews
Sasori did something stupid. He hurt one girl too much. Now the blonde artist, Deidara, and Konan wants revenge. And what is better than letting the puppeter taste some of his own medicine?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,475 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Good Intentions by tsuanyue reviews
…and you know where those lead. Less than half the trouble Shinichi gets into is because he's nosy. Really, he's just too nice for his own good. Something Kaito takes advantage of. KaiShin.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,374 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Brotherhood by Fun-Sized Kirk reviews
"I have a brother?" Years ago Ed was in an accident that not only took the life of his mother, but his arm, leg, and memory. Now after learning about the brother that he forgot, Ed leaves his neglectful foster home in search of him. AU, EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 113,068 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Morgause Watches by Oceans in Hand reviews
Morgause is watching her sister's progress through the haunted Black Wood. The openly hostile servant boy had been made to stay with the animals.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Morgause, Merlin - Complete
Paying Back by Dayja reviews
Some men do not appreciate Sherlock's handling of their cases. They decide to pay him back. Written in response to a kink prompt which I cannot find again despite scouring the prompts pages for at least half an hour.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chrysalis by Laora reviews
Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
When Glass Shatters by DetectiveConanFan13 reviews
When under too much stress, glass shatters. When glass shatters, it can give you what was hidden. When what was hidden is revealed, the true being can come into the light, even if they have to wear a mask. One-shot.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., W. Takagi - Complete
The way to your heart by wolfgirl4716 reviews
Fresh out of the police academy Deidara is ready to start his new job as a police officer but what happens when the police division he's assigned to turns out no so ordinary members? Not only that but can he trust his new red headed partner? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,548 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Stray by selena11anuri reviews
Inuzuka Hana, a vet in training, meets an old friend from her elementary school who's changed drastically from the idealistic young boy she used to know. Now he's a wounded stray and she can't help but take him in. ItaHana AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
The Piano by fishwrites reviews
Merlin is a mute pianist,sent away from London to fufill an arranged marriage.He arrives in New Zealand,where one Stewart Valiant now owns all he possessed.When Valiant sells Merlin's beloved piano to Arthur Pendragon,Merlin is forced to make a choice.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
5 Times Arthur Suspected Merlin of Using Magic by wordsurfer reviews
And one time he knew.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
How to Date Merlin Emrys by Sleepy Nebula reviews
Arthur asks Merlin out. It takes a colossal number of attempts to get the message across. SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Is The Hunting Ground by AmiNoo reviews
In the depths of the forest, a hunt is underway for a dangerous fugitive - one who had dared to call himself a 'friend of Camelot': "Until then, chase me."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To the Future by Zeionia aka Disturbed reviews
Merlin uses his magic to save Arthur's life in full view of the entire court. This is the fall out.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
And Then There Were None by fallen-chan reviews
The fairy-tale that never was. Once upon a time, they numbered two lost little boys with branded faces and back. •ℵ• mild AU •ℵ• implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Up In the Air by Lisa Telramor reviews
Kuroba Kaito was a genius. He could get away with anything. And he had so much fun taunting his detectives. Which is why absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong...right? Kaishin. Oneshot. Request fic. Characters belong to Gosho.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Clubs by DainoChild reviews
Envy's been dragged out to a club, and what happens there with Edward Elric only encourages his hatred of them. EnEd, cracktastic AU!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Imprisoned and the Broken Promise by Integra-Lily reviews
An AU Short Story about Sasuke and Itachi and the bond they share. Itachi gets accused of murdering their parents, and how Sasuke comes to terms with the price they both have to pay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Universal Solvent by Gogol reviews
"Here's the thing about obliterating all flesh: it can take some time." Aziraphale and Crowley talk about some things and fail to talk about others while the Flood is still in the process of, well, flooding.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Briefcase by skidtick reviews
Deidara briefly wonders why that foul mouth Jashin idiot has not been killed off by Kakuzu yet. Especially since he had just drawn crude stitches all over his body and was loudly proclaiming Kakuzu's love for porn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
The Winding Path by Akatsuki210 reviews
In the afterlife, the journey is just as important as the destination. Jiraiya seeks his student, Itachi seeks redemption, and a newcomer seeks a friend. Sequel to ncfan's "Chasing Shadows." One-shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Braid by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. It is a matter of duty. Itachi is betrothed. female Shisui/Itachi, pre-massacre. Angst. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Sugarhigh by JustTeahPlease reviews
Kaito Kid and Hatori Heiji team up to do an experiment on their favorite shrimp. It's funny until it's not. Title says it all.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
Casework by Basser reviews
When the improbable becomes the impossible, House and team find themselves struggling to treat a mysterious boy with an equally baffling ailment. Of course we all know how appearances can be deceiving... -Detective Conan crossover-
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,950 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., G. House - Complete
Chameleon's Riddle by TheRandomScribbler reviews
When usurpers attack Mirkwood, kill her king and take over power, Legolas is forced to flee. He must live as a human to hide his identity, but how long will the facade work? An old friend is searching for the prince, but so are the bloodthirsty rebels...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Redux by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paradise Thwarted by Moczo reviews
Sequel to Manchester Lost. Humanity has declared war, and now Heaven and Hell's best and brightest must band together to – oh dear. Now with 25% more Horseperson and 75% more Archangel!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,146 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Those Who Follow by SkywardShadow reviews
Uchiha Itachi and the four ghosts that follow him. :Oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Itachi U.
Pieces of Us by dentedsky reviews
Wherein Morgana Hires Merlin to Pretend to be Her Boyfriend So Arthur Doesn't Find Out She's a Big, Big Slutty Person. Um. But it's Merlin/Arthur slash, comedy, modern!AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,283 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Drop Dead Gorgeous by Light's Panties reviews
Because when you're trying to be top in the business game, you'll do anything to get there. And you'll do anything to keep one hell of a repuation. - AU, SasoDei, M FOR SEX. FIRST LEMON EVER.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I hate you A to Z by priestessgrrrl reviews
Roy and Ed have an alphabetical insult contest. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
It's Only the End of the World Again by daymarket reviews
A misanthropic bastard, a liverless doormat, a reluctant demon, and a body-challenged angel team up to save the world. Much confusion results.
Crossover - Good Omens & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. Crowley, G. House - Complete
Alliance by shadowglove reviews
When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Magic Bullet Murder Case by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - As always Conan stumbles across another body; and this time the prime suspect is this high school kid named Kuroba Kaito. Sequel to The Case of the Hidden Epidemic.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Fake by Asilda reviews
Artemis's memories don't return in The Opal Deception, even after he views the disk. In order to save his friends he has to fake it, but somehow pretending to be the person they care about makes him feel even worse than stealing or extorting.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Artemis F.
Daddy Complex by DainoChild reviews
100% pure CRACK. Cruisin' for an awesome babe and a legendary night, Barney spots a hot girl by the counter. Except that's no girl. That's Edward Elric.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E., Barney S. - Complete
Uchiha Undercover by 1808565 reviews
The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 357 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Gilded Room by Dayja reviews
Holmes wakes up in a strange room and the sense that something is very, very wrong. Slash. Non-con.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - S. Holmes, H. Blackwood - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
SasoDei Replica Deity by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
My name is Deidara 226, un. I am a clone. That is my entire life summed up in 4 words. The original died long ago, though Sasori will never accept his demise. Not that I really care, un, I am just a clone, after all. SasoDei, Yaoi, so on and so forth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
From Leaf to Flower by Unknown Artist of Hanagakure reviews
It had been serendipitous. All of it. Even the unexpected results. But now, Sakura is trying to move on from her sins. To look towards the rise of her own village and take care of her people. To create an artist's paradise: Hanagakure. Rate change J.I.C.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,626 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
To Fear by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Toothless seldom felt fear. Like the Vikings, dragons have stubborn problems. What he never knows is that one human hatchling you accidentally met in a forest can cause you to feel such fear when you can obviously cook him in one breath. Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Caught in the Fading Light by brickroad16 reviews
While out for a ride, Morgana comes across a peasant woman in distress. When Uther refuses to offer aid, Morgana sets off alone and Merlin tags along. Set between seasons one and two. Slight M/M.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Rules and Rain by Luki Dimension reviews
Stoic, meet Toothless...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
The Last Dragon Egg by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,997 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Paper Flowers by Kris Harold reviews
Hoenheim is a determined scientist who won't allow anyone to get in his way. The military is in hot pursuit. When his children begin to branch out, will his experiments be revealed? Warning: Character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Of Rangers, Snakes, and Birthday Cakes by Tirnel reviews
Sam remembers how he treated Strider after the WOTR and wants to make it up to him. How hard could it be to get in to see the new king? Staring: Sam and Legolas, also featuring Aragorn and Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Tweezertorture and Other Such Injustices by TenshiXXX reviews
In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6244 - Favs: 11,157 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Breaking Point by 1808565 reviews
Konoha is in crisis, and Tsunade has only one answer. Uchiha. Sending Kakashi out to find the elusive killer, she unknowingly establishes a relationship between the two that will last as long as they live. The question is, is it founded on love...or hate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,856 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Impervius AI by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
Neji is a fighter pilot for the Aerilen Space Station. He graduated early and is among the best pilots on the ship. Everyone thinks he is perfect and normal, but he has a secret. He is developing odd feelings toward his jet's computer, an AI named Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,807 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
James Bond Eat Your Heart Out by grave-walker reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU, loosely based on movie Debs. Arthur is the top student at spy school and Merlin is notorious evil genius. However rivalry isn't the only thing these two boys are feeling, can Arthur resist or will he forsake his friends and his country?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,281 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Normality by demented cookies reviews
In which Artemis ponders the advantages and disadvantages of being normal and whether or not he should or could be so. Rated T for brief use of *GASP!* the S-word! D:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hollow by sinemoras09 reviews
Gen. Itachi and Sasuke, after death. Bleach universe. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Son of Gloin by Nieriel Raina reviews
Gloin had known it was not a good idea to let Gimli go on the Quest, but never had he imagined it would come to this. A tale of the Fellowship and of the forming of the friendship between Legolas and Gimli...with a slight twist. AU 1st Place August ALEC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Taking Out the Competition by tsuanyue reviews
Sometimes, even they don’t know if they’re fighting or flirting. KaiShin. Six shots in drabble form. Big thanks to nataeiy1 for beta reading for me.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
The Candy Con by The Silversage reviews
Being adorable has its perks.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
Reflections in a Broken Mirror by Akatsuki210 reviews
The worst thing about the Sharingan was that, once you had been affected by it, you could never again be sure that your thoughts and feelings were your own. ItaDei, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Idiocy Revealed by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Diamond by idioticonion reviews
What if Robin joined the gang in 2001 and they all met Barney in 2005 or later? How would that play out? AU from Season 1, Pilot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Another Ghost by Sydelle Rein reviews
season 2 spoilers Morgause is at it again. But this time, it's not Arthur she's after. There's one way to Merlin's heart and she intends to exploit it. But Arthur's confused. Why would Morgause want to recruit Merlin? Merlin/Freya
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Damsels are Distressing by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Damsels are in distress. Merlin is a hero. Arthur is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Holding Back the Flood by shirebound reviews
Frodo is safe in Rivendell, or is he? When one of the Nazgûl makes a last attempt to reach him, Sam, Legolas, and Gimli are also caught in his snare... and Elrond’s powers are tested to the limit. Book-verse, h/c, and plenty of hobbityness of course .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,587 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
That kind of man by Strictly-untalkative reviews
He had only just regenerated, he was bruised and tired. He did not want a lecture, and certainly not from himself. ONESHOT. Ten and Eleven argue! Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Swallow the Elephant by sinemoras09 reviews
In which our hero works through the five stages of grief, but not really. CRACK. Sasuke, Ghost!Itachi, badfic extraordinaire. Spoilers up to 402. Vague spoilers for 477.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas in Camelot by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Camelot days set to the Twelve Days of Christmas. Chapter 8 has two warnings and a one-off 'M' rating.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Return, Reject, Recognize, Release by Samurai101 reviews
When Sasuke was young his genius older brother was kidnapped. Now that Sasuke's old his brother's coming back home. Things would be perfect, if the man returned hadn't been a blue eyed pacifist instead of the red-eyed ninja Sasuke was hoping for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Uncertain Friendship by Tavaril Lasgalen reviews
When Thranduil brings his elflings to visit, Elladan and Elrohir are not quite sure what to think of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11492 - Favs: 16,216 - Follows: 6,482 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Timeless by dandy wonderous reviews
Hinata has a wish: to save one of Deidara's masterpieces forever. But this proves to be harder than it sounds. Au, DeiHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
KureTori by Volleys-chan reviews
Tsunade had a secret. She had an informant inside Akatsuki. However, his time in Akatsuki had run out once he was discovered, so naturally she took him in, like their deal agreed. Whoever thought that he would fall for her apprentice? DeiSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,411 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Attitude adjustments by Rishqva reviews
Alphonse had always thought that Ed's temper was a bit over the top. Personally he got just as far by politely asking. Or used to. Funny how much better it had worked when he was a seven foot suit of armour...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alphonse E.
Underside by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
The marquis de Carabas takes a shine to a girl on the London Underground, which results in his picking a somewhat uncharacteristic course of action, and making a bargain in dark tunnels. One-shot.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Body Swap by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Merlin and Arthur swap lives for a week. No slash. Kind of Arthur/Gwen, Merlin/Morgana but mostly just silliness.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sleepover by spottersguide reviews
DCMK Oneshot; Kid and Conan centric "Would you have preferred it if there was a dead body for you to poke at?”
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Kaito K., M. Sera - Complete
Brave New World by chaletian reviews
AU for Beauty & the Beast. Uther Pendragon remains under the troll's enchantment, until he is released from its spell years later to find that Arthur has been in charge and Camelot is very, very different.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Lion and a Unicorn by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Part 1 of the 'Life in Moments' Trilogy. Morgana dreams and in trying to work out what it means she discovers something about Arthur's servant.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,456 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
The Ally You Never Had by Remasa reviews
A slip of the tongue alerts Conan that Kogoro might not be as ignorant as he thought. Kogoro needs to think of a way to throw the mini-detective off his trail, and fast!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Kogoro M. - Complete
The Quality of Mercy by Nyxelestia reviews
Uther starts to notice a few things about Arthur and his manservant. Which remind him a bit too much of a Queen and Sorceress, from his own past, for comfort. For Round 1 of the merlincapfics challenge on LiveJournal. Uther's POV, Arthur/Merlin slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Uther - Complete
Out of the Sky by Shaitanah reviews
Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 260 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Once And Future Prat by QueenMegaera reviews
Continuation of the latest episode of season 2, "beauty and the beast - part 1". Merlin vs. Troll. Merlin vs. Uther. Merlin is forced to show where his loyalties lie. Warning: Massive spoilers. Rated T for bad language.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Inevitable Reality by DancingWithPeacocks reviews
Modern AU: Arthur’s a knight, Merlin’s a druid, Mordred is creepy and seven and Morgana takes it all in stride.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 140 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Konoha's Itachi by Shadow Owner reviews
Hana may not understand everything, but she knows just how far an older sibling would go for a younger; she's an older sibling herself. Hana remembers Konoha's Itachi, and all he's lived for.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Mystery of Conan Edogawa by funvince reviews
Ran Mouri is tired of the lies and evasions. She is determined to get to the truth behind her little house guest once and for all. But is she really prepared for what she may find?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
You Leave and I Follow by BlackEyedGirl reviews
Merlin ran from Camelot months ago, after he was discovered, before they could execute him. Arthur has not forgiven him, and will have to kill him if he is found. It doesn't stop him chasing the rumours of sorcery up into the mountains. Merlin-Arthur-Gwen
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Vampire Conspiration by Borax reviews
Artemis is kidnapped by the Volturi to be turned into a vampire. Now, not only does he have to save the People from the Volturi's greediness, but there's also the matter of a punitive expedition in Forks. A/H, Twilight canon couples.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Quest for Home by hanjuuluver reviews
When Ed finds himself in another fight with Envy after returning from the gate, he finds himself thrust back through it, but not to Germany. Can he find his way back?Xover with hpfma-- Book7 replacement fic. Different, I promise! COMPLETED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,570 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Empathy by midnightluck reviews
Detective Hakuba has a little secret...."There's a reason no one ever touches me. And it's a good one."
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Saguru H., M. Sera
Inner Angels and Guardian Demons by storytellers reviews
Because everyone has them and they make each day tragically, hilariously, hopefully unique. A/C 50 prompts, 50 segments in 5 parts. All of your favorite cliches plus a chronological storyline and some romance. What more do you want?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Home Truths by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You can always count on your dear older brother for his valued opinion. Ficlet written for anon LJ meme.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Going Out With a Katsu by 1808565 reviews
Five years ago Deidara had been given a mission of the utmost importance: infiltrate and assassinate the Akatsuki. Now, that mission has been completed...but what kind of welcome will the infamous Iwa explosions specialist receive when he comes home?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Clay and Butterflies by Akatsuki210 reviews
Having been forced to join Akatsuki, Deidara is in a glum mood. But his outlook changes when he meets a fellow artist in the organization...and it's not who you might think. MANGA SPOILERS. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
As the Crow Flies by slightlytookish reviews
Nimueh returns and imprisons Merlin on the Isle of the Blessed, and he must find a way to keep Arthur from walking into her trap. SPOILERS for series one.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
About Edogawa by Ellen Brand reviews
It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
AU School Prank Fic. Flamel Academy Principle Roy Mustang felt the last four years flash before his eyes as Edward Elric stalked across the stage towards him...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Most Precious by Surreysmum reviews
A youthful Aragorn as Thorongil meets Legolas for the first time in the clutches of a dreaded enemy, and they form a bond as they work together to escape. Legolas/Aragorn slash; earns its "M" rating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Not Human by hyenateeth reviews
Deidara is a mutant captured by the government, and Sasori is working for the government against the mutants. But Sasori has a secret and Deidara knows what it is. Sasodei. Twoshot. Wolverine and The X-Men based AU. Written purely for my own enjoyment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Illuminating by TaikoHawk reviews
Future AU. It was all so logical, but believing it would mean admitting everything she knew was a lie. Sakura struggles to find the truth in her life and her village. The catalyst? A half-blind prisoner who was privy to it all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
Love, or What Is This Sinking Feeling? by Amberssister reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley must face the music, when their respective bosses want to know what exactly is going on here. A/C SLASH. My first GO fic, so be gentle.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
This Present Darkness by Lamiel reviews
Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 320,146 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Why Does It Always Have To Be ? by LeonaWriter reviews
Professor Indiana Jones had been taking a relatively peaceful vacation from life-threatening and dire circumstances. Then the librarian-type guy from England, bringing his friend. Drabble-ish.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - A. Crowley - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Gift by Nieriel Raina reviews
When word comes that the Lady of Emyn Arnen has gone into premature labor, Legolas fears the gift he had been crafting may no longer be needed. Undying Friendship Series. Year 1 Fourth Age. Edited.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Ape and the Angel by InsanityInside reviews
Apparently the place where the ape meets the angel is... some sort of library.
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2009 - The Librarian, Aziraphale - Complete
For This Memorial’s Sake by Pforte reviews
Sometimes Merlin doesn’t tell Arthur who he is. MerlinArthur, future fic.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Prisoner by Sweetbriar reviews
AU 'Public Enemies'. If Walker's plan for Danny had failed, how would that day have ended differently?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Doppelgangers by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The Roundworld project is glitching again. Rincewind is a happy man. Elsewhere in the Multiverse, a nuclear physicist and reactor troubleshooter is having bad dreams. What happens when the two of them meet - again? Crosses eventually with "Good Omens".
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Lost Souls by ctrl-issue
Sometimes there are Lost Souls that wander this world, and no amount of science will ever be able to explain the how or the why. Project for NaNo 2008; CSI:NY, PotC, and Mermaid saga crossover. Slash FlackxSheldon & Sparrington. Violence and fun times.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,795 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - James N., Sheldon H. - Complete
Strange Meetings: Willy and Jack by Scaramouche Khashoggi reviews
Willy decides to introduce Charlie to the captain who usually controls the boats of the chocolate river.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Hell of a Butler by buduica reviews
After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, Crowley encounters another of his cohorts in a bar. Based on anime canon for Kuroshitsuji, but no major spoilers.
Crossover - Good Omens & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - A. Crowley, Sebastian M. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond the Mountain Passes by Thundera Tiger reviews
When a certain elf and dwarf first agreed to join the Fellowship, they only promised to go as far as the mountain passes. At what point did they decide to keep going? Perhaps more importantly, why? A Lothlórien gapfiller featuring Gimli and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
297 Words Explaining by emrysmile reviews
...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Family by platedlizard reviews
It wasn’t until later, after everything was done, did Sasuke even think to discover just what his brother had been doing with his life." Sasuke/Naruto, gen-focus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Little Lessons by Spitfire47 reviews
“Can I learn?” Toby said innocently. Read and Review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Tobias R., Sweeney T. - Complete
Beyond by adele4 reviews
Merlin/Arthur, set somewhere in the future: Merlin tells King Arthur about his magic, and finds that just because Arthur trusts -him-, it doesn't mean he trust magic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
An Exercise In Futility by Bad Werewolf reviews
Captain John Hart. The Doctor has heard that name before. Set between The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords. Rated T for mild language and two Time Agent Captains in the same place at the same time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - The Master, John H. - Complete
A Different School Of Power by LeonaWriter reviews
Adam has the weekend off, Aziraphale gets his hands on some new rare books, and the Slytherin crest may never be the same again. Harry Potter crossover. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P., Adam Young - Complete
Leaves in the the Wind by Ambrant Arandel reviews
NarutoATLA crossover. Aang and company come to Naruto's world looking for the remnant of the air nomads. Konoha will never be the same... Pairings undecided, TsunadexIroh likely. They ARE the roughly the same age after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,571 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Trouble With Legends by slightlytookish reviews
Arthur embarks on a noble quest to find Merlin, who fled from Camelot years before. Includes references to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You Just Can't Get the Staff by netgirly2k reviews
Arthur and Morgana swap servants, Uther is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Sleepless by Muse10 reviews
Oneshot. A sleepless night for Sam leads to an interesting conversation with Legolas as well as a new position for the hobbit. Frodo was not the first to speak of Samwise the Brave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Jack To The Future : A Random Chronicle by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Suppose Jack found that Fountain of Youth, and it worked. What historical events might he have witnessed, or even participated in? Here's some possibilities. Posted in the order I think of them, rather than when they happened. Chapters are rated K - T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,609 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Haunted Eyes by Cip reviews
normal wasn't how anyone would describe Itachi. But when Deidara ends up as his project partner he realises that the Uchiha is hiding much more than people thought. Ghost Hunt cross-over, very minor itadei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,309 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
What Really Happened by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
So, we all saw the episode Identity Crisis, right? There was Fun Danny and Super Danny. Well, what if that was a joke between them? What if their attitudes in that episode were all Phantom’s idea? Omg, humor! XD
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Beyond World's End by Ecri reviews
Chapter 11! STORY COMPLETE! is here! I've also fixed the formatting problems! AWE. AU. Will/Elizabeth. We learn a bit more about Jack's background.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,820 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Godsend by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Oneshot. "To serve what is most important, I must be strong enough to cut out my own heart." Itachicentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Stare by Moonshine 369 reviews
The man stood there every day, just staring at her. As if she had something he wanted. As if he was trying to piece together a puzzle, to remember her from old days. He was unabashedly, unhiddenly... staring. no pairings.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Johanna B. - Complete
The Dalek Invasion of Discworld by Rosethorn reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just a Little Kidnapping by orpsgod reviews
Lizzie thinks James has been working too hard Her solution is not to the Commodore's liking. James and Jack, not slash, a bit of inuendo and Jack being his touchy feely self. Please read and comment.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Recognition by Draconian Elflord reviews
What would have happened if Sweeney had recognized Johanna? What, really, could he tell her? My first ST:DBoFS fiction. Please read and review. Criticism, even harsh criticism is welcome
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sweeney T., Johanna B. - Complete
MADARA: Master of Middle Management by the knave of hearts reviews
In which Uchiha Madara, armed with his trusty personal assistant, attempts to save his position as the head of Konoha Corporation's middle management. AU, CRACK, and vague Uchihacest. PART TWO OF TWO UP! COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Obito U., Itachi U. - Complete
Karate, Judo, KungFu, What was That? by Artgirl4 reviews
Maddie tries to pulls her thoughts together each night on her son Danny Fenton. After an astonishing experience with him, she is more determined than ever to figure him out.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,345 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Basic Human Needs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
To Wander, Between the Stars by Schildkroete reviews
Jack never made that con in 1941. Instead his broken vortex manipulator strands him in the twenty-first century, where he finally meets the Doctor - who's been a prisoner of Torchwood for a long time.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
For the Sake of Variety by AngieWhite reviews
The Akatsuki leader realises the importance of team work and orders the members to swicth partners with each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Goodbye by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Itachi, finally caught by Konoha, is to be executed for his crimes. In the days before his execution, various people from his past come to say their goodbyes. Rated for language, thank you, Sasuke, Naruto and Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Too by odditycollector reviews
Crowley said, “You go to all the trouble of destroying someone, the least you can do is show up to the funeral. It’s just good manners.” Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Partners by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
When their partnership began neither Hoshigaki Kisame nor Uchiha Itachi were entirely honest with each other. Itachi grows up in Akatsuki. Kisame deals with his inner sharky nature. Kisa x FemItachi. Slight AU. Crack. Akatsuki spoilers. Bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fame by adele4 reviews
Brief dialogue between Moist von Lipwig and the Patrician, post Making Money: Moist's latest idea to make the new money popular doesn't work out as planned.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Moist von L., Vetinari - Complete
Blind Date by Rosethorn reviews
Death of Discworld meets Death of Sandman under somewhat unusual circumstances.
Crossover - Sandman & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Myopia by Alory Shannon reviews
What if Deidara needed his scope for more than just ranged fighting? Humour/Genfic with just a slight bit of crack. platonic!DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
Bomb A Head! by kerricarri reviews
Deidara never became Sasori's partner. Instead, he was made into a sleeper agent to await the day he would take his promised place as Tsuchikage in the Akatsuki-manipulated hidden village of Iwagakure.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Wherever the Surge May Sweep by Jame K reviews
AU In a much darker Middle Earth than the one we know, Legolas sacrifices everything for Hope. Nominated in the 2007 MEFAs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,404 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Empty Tape by Dayanara reviews
-CrowleyCentric- A certain demon talks to a reporter in a London café.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Arrangement by Solaras Inc reviews
Turpin wonders how much his patronage is worth to Mr. Todd and his barbershop. Turpin/Sweeney
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Routine by DasMervin reviews
Devil's Island--routine was what made it a prison. Routine--from the convicts to the guards, everyone was a prisoner to that horrible, monotonous routine.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Evil Men Do by niki-chan2 reviews
Toby had seen enough evil in his lifetime to recognize when he was face to face with it. So when he came to face Sweeney Todd the boy was not fooled. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Bird Bomb by Kerink reviews
Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Beautiful and Pale by santeria reviews
Sweeney recognizes Johanna. She is not pleased...What if I hadn't been beautiful and pale, like she was? What if, years ago, I'd gotten run over by a cart horse and disfigured? Johanna POV. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Welcome to My World by Musegaarid reviews
What does a typical day for Crowley look like?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Just One of Those Days by la mangue joyeuse reviews
“Hey, Jashin works in strange ways, man,” he reasoned, “If He sees fit to have His servant knock up some dude, who am I to question His wisdom?” Something vaguely resembling HidanDeidara. Written for LJ's wtf27.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
A Hogswatch Story by Twist reviews
Hogswatch in the Vimes household, complete with antisocial godfather. Merry Christmas, kids.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Collision by Aromene reviews
He's never had to compete for 'Smartest Man in the Universe' before.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rodney M. - Complete
On the Brink of an Oyster by kerricarri reviews
When Artemis turned eight, he looked at the world and was disappointed with what he saw. 'The world is your oyster and it failed to serve.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Startling Discovery by Arraya reviews
Just a short, funny fic about a something that was said in CotBP that bothered me. POTCLittle Mermaid. Please tell me if you think it is funny.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Ghosts and Ghouls by Nieriel Raina reviews
During their travels, Legolas and Gimli encounter a village with some beliefs the dwarf has never encountered before. Legolas enlightens him. Undying Friendship Series. Year 3019 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
What Jack Did by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Retelling of a humorous East European folktale, whose protagonist bears a strong resemblance to Jack Sparrow. General audience.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Stargazing by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Gibbs POV. Jack and Joshamee share a moment on the deck of the 'Pearl'. Warm & fuzzy friendship fic. Just barely PG, for brief mention of past unpleasantness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2007 - J. Gibbs, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Requiem for Genius by JuliennePotato reviews
Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Sparrington by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
Ironically, this fic contains no slash, but does contain Captain Jack Sparrow and James Norrington exploring the wonderous world that is the POTC fandom. Heaven help them.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006
And Then They Made Him Their King by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
Modern day AU: encyclopedia entry on a kingdom founded by Jack Sparrow after AWE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Taming The Beast by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
The branding was not Jack's only nasty preCotBP encounter with Cutler Beckett. Inspired by Justawench's fanart, 'Gaol'. PG13 for adult themes, unrequited slash. The fifth and final chapter is now up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
NO! YEAH! by StrawberryRoseWolf reviews
I really want your guys truth answer go ahead and flame if you feel i just want to give my point this is based off the American Naruto only half fic then half reason read all and tell me you side if you think im right or wrong Rated T for swearing by me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Deidara - Complete
A Quiet Drink by Fractal Dawn reviews
The Dreamlord always keeps his word.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Spoilers by Jax Malcolm reviews
Crowley's committed all sorts of evil acts throughout his existence. However, Aziraphale thinks this one is particularly heinous.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Night That Covers Me by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
An AU examination of the relationship between Legolas and Aragorn in Aislynn Crowdaughter's darkfic, Mael Gul. Warning: although this story would be rated R, there are some very disturbing elements, including slash and BDSM.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Nail Polish Party by Circa reviews
“You know I always wondered how they got their nails that color. I just thought it was some sick jutsu. Who knew?” Once again, Sasuke tries to kill Itachi. Sadly, Itachi is a little busy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Pleasant Fear by Acerbitas reviews
Kisame is afraid of asking Itachi about the night he slaughtered his family. KisamexItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mute by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Itachi attacks a member of his team. Kakashi wants to know why, and as a result understands the brothers more than they know themselves. Premassacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Legolas and the Curse of Sauron by Kimberleg reviews
Legolas aids Aragorn when he comfronts Sauron in the Palantir. But Sauron is not happy and decides to change Legolas' life forever ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Like Gold by Dragon Pearl1 reviews
Barbossa likens Jack to gold. Really minor spoilers for AWE BarbossaJack and JackEveryone undertones.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Hector B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 459 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Business is business by InsanityInside reviews
Harry PotterDiscworld crossover. A weird little oneshot, mostly about... business. And sausages inna bun, too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Mundungus F., C.M.O.T. Dibbler - Complete
Falling Without a Parachute by Musegaarid reviews
James Bond is having a hell of a time in his most controversial adventure. A James BondGood Omens crossover. Warnings for explicit slash and violence.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Never, In All My Days by Nieriel Raina reviews
A trip to Imladris is not everything Legolas expects it to be when he meets Lord Elrond's foster son, four year old Estel. Undying Friendship Series. Year 2935 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Self Portrait in Black by Rhaella reviews
Naruto needs answers to questions he never knew he had.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Deidara
Fostering the Notion by Saulie reviews
“…Lightkun is interesting, Yagamisan.” And what the hell is that supposed to mean? L and Soichiro and a brief conversation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2006 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Meet the Bootstrap Bill by St. Minority reviews
How Jack and Bootstrap met, and how William Turner acquired his nickname. BootstrapJack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
In Imladris by Evergreene reviews
A tale of the Fellowship in Rivendell. They had to meet sometime...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,952 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Redemption by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Crowley is a demon, a fallen angel. But when Aziraphael is kidnapped by Hell, this demon is going to get him back. Even if it means doing something ... holy. AC. Enjoy.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
The Thing About Art by Letta reviews
Naruto was just trying to leave Earth Country when he got sidetracked by an explosive blonde. DeidaraNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Alinah reviews
An elf, a dwarf and a wellknown predicament – or is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Kitten Kindness by notavodkashot reviews
AU for the final arc of the series. Within the remains of Dante's hideout, Envy finds a kitten that's much more than it seems. 'A spark of kindness starts a fire of love.' EdEnvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
No Means No by Monoshiri reviews
The real roots of Itachi and Orochimaru's mutual dislike. Kisame tries to convince Itachi into something he swore never to do again. Crack, and beware the chibi Sound Four.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Snakeman and the Elbow by animedragongirl reviews
Naruto turns up at Otogukare to ask a very simple question. Oneshot, drabble sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Locked Doors by Ninjacat reviews
When Sasuke is a child, Itachi may as well be a god.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Under Cover by Branch reviews
For the Put Ed In A Dress challenge: Secret missions, entertaining disguises, pissed off Alchemists.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Into the Frying Pan by Evergreene reviews
It is Aragorn's turn to cook for the fellowship, much to a certain elf's consternation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Sleep With Your Eyes Open by Katatonia reviews
Pippin gets a nasty shock one evening and Aragorn doesn't help matters...whoever said Rangers were mature? Warning: mention of death but nothing explicit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 906 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bridget Jones's Tadfield Diary by Igorina reviews
Bridget Jones Good Omens crossover. The world best known selfhelp addict and diarist has been sent to produce a documentary on youth disorder in Lower Tadfield. Will she last the week without falling foul of diabolic machinations?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
Beginnings by The Yuggster reviews
A young Estel and his brothers travel to Mirkwood to participate in an archery tournament, and Estel and Legolas meet for the first time. Based on a reference made in What Hope I Can Offer. Contains spoilers to The Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 663 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Beauty of Impermanence by Gigabomb reviews
Deidara x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara mentioned. Deidara finds tolerating his partner's temporary replacement something of a trial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Dangerous Question by Candyland reviews
[One shot] Just after a heist, Nakamori gets the chance to ask his nemesis a very dangerous question...but what's the answer?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Kaito K. - Complete
What it's like by Viridian Magpie reviews
It wasn’t easy being a demon, neither was being an angel. Crowley and Aziraphale take a walk in the shoes of the other.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Return of Hastur by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Housplants". Hastur wants Crowley dead, and the only way it's going to happen is if he kills the serpent himself. Slapstick hilarity ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Marooned by Honorat reviews
COMPLETE. Jack and Elizabeth on the Island. A combination of movie novelization, deleted scenes and filler scenes. Everything from crabracing to phosphorescent seas to Jack telling stories.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
On Their Own by White Wolf1 reviews
What if Legolas and Gimli became separated from the rest of the Fellowship in Moria? Could the unfriendly twosome battle orcs, trolls and each other and still manage to get out of the mines alive and make their way to Lothlórien?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Into Darkest Night by Deadly Chakram reviews
The Quest had failed and the Ring reclaimed. Sauron used his power to cover all the world in darkness. But even when all seemed lost, a glimmer of hope was rekindled in the form of Legolas. AU. Warning:Violence and elf torture. Mithril Awards semifinalist
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Fair Lady Luck by The Logical Ghost reviews
Jack Sparrow seems to always have luck on his side, though he would be the last person to admit it. It wasn't always that way. No pairing. Jack origin fic. Rated for implied torture. One-shot, recently re-vamped for AWE compatibility.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
On the Menu by kingmaker reviews
While teaching himself the art of pipe smoking, Grima discovers the circumstances under which meat is not on the Uruk's menu.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Amour Et La Morte by believer2 reviews
Slightly angsty CA piece. Crowley returns after having been missing for a week. Feedback!
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2005
The Long Way Home by Liek reviews
COMPLETE! After spending 20 years in Mordor as slaves, Thranduil's children begin their long and dangerous journey home. (disclaimer: own nothing, not making money)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 57,444 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Lucifer's Dream by Migratory reviews
Drabble. Lucifer visits the Dreaming for the first time.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
I Have My Reasons by heatherjwood reviews
The Conversation Series Part 1. Five days into the quest, Sam realizes he doesn't know Legolas at all. A root in his back, a brook, an Elf, a Hobbit, and a few converastions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
A Prince's Question by Tathrin reviews
After a young Eldarion poses a strange question about his uncles and their relationship, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the fiveyearold, and learn that sometimes you can overthink things...Completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
From Ancient Grudge by Mebrireth reviews
Post-ROTK. When disaster strikes, Legolas and Gimli find out just how deep old feuds lie. Reviews and criticism welcome...FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,143 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
The Heirs by xenokattz reviews
Pippin converses with Legolas and Boromir concerning edible dishes and personal grooming.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Everyone Will Suffer by Troll Boy and GoS reviews
Crossover with The Ring. Crowley encounters the demonic little girl who's been wreaking terror with the aide of a certain cursed video tape.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
In the Deep Places by Lamiel reviews
Legolas and Gimli set the foundations for friendship in Moria and Lothlorien. Mithril Award Winner: Best Lord of the Rings. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,954 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Legolas Meets Estel by PixelMage reviews
Legolas, on his first visit to Imladris, meets a hyperactive human child stuck in a tree. Mayhem ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
To Walk In Night by Nili reviews
Just before Aragorn should travel back to Rivendell, a Mirkwood patrol is attacked and Legolas captured. When Aragorn finally finds him and his captors, both come to realise that a dark force is stirring in Rhûn that might destroy all they hold dear.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 534,535 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Equilibrium by Gollum's Fish reviews
Darkness stirs in Fangorn's depths, and when Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli go to investigate, events unravel that spiral out of their hands...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,785 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Legolas, Grima W. - Complete
Desperation by o-Vana-o0 reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in Gondor shortly after the attack on the Corsairs. Old enemies endanger their lives and a choice must be made. But who will pay the price? Written in response to Cassia and Sio's challenge
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Up a Tree by Blossomwitch reviews
The tale of how Legolas wound up trapped in a tree with a dwarf standing guard
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Death and the Captain by Trinity Day reviews
Old Nick? That’s nothing. Every pirate worth his weight has met Nick at least once. Now I’ve a story worth hearing. I once met Death yet here I am, alive to tell the tale. There’s not many that can claim the same.
Crossover - Sandman & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Return by Mirrordance reviews
Concluded! Legolas was always at odds with his home kingdom.Though it’s King by birthright, he fled it, building a colony in Ithilien. Just when all seems well at last, great dangers in Mirkwood call for the return of this King home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,516 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Legolas
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 5,065 - Follows: 660 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exile by Mirrordance reviews
Concluded! Legolas is exiled as a murder suspect. Aragorn goes out into the wild. Two warriors cross paths and embark on an adventure as one seeks to escape his past, the other to reclaim it. How Aragorn & Legolas met.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Living Legends by Alida-Fruit reviews
Post ROTK. When an accident places Legolas in the hands of some crazed villagers who think him part of a prophecy, it is up to Gimli to get him out of trouble. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,395 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Broken Alliance by Mirrordance reviews
Concluded! A man kills an elf and starts a chain of revenge-killings, creating a war between the races. Aragorn and Legolas must now face the only foe that could possibly defeat them in battle: each other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Scars by Soappuppy reviews
Sometimes scars tell more than you'd like to admit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2003
Extorted by Minka reviews
For Grath’s challenge. Slash, AU. In the clutches of a possessive Lord, Legolas finds companionship in the form of a gift; a human slave. But as feelings change, secrets come out – some of which seek to claim lives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,513 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Aragorn needs flameretardant eyebrows by Lirenel reviews
It's as the title says. Legolas's view of Aragorn as he tells his true name to Eomer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A Changing Fate by SyFyDiva reviews
AU: How would things have been different in LOTR if the fellowship had been captured at Parth Galen? *COMPLETE*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,348 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Contemplating Old Sayings by Sheela reviews
Set several years after RotK. After being trapped by heavy rainfalls inside the Golden Hall of Rohan for days, Legolas reacts in a typically elven fashion and Gimli contemplates an old saying of the dwarves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
Divide and Conquer by Jimaine reviews
Movieverse wish a dash of the books: there are Elves at Helm's Deep, and one of them takes an exception to Gimli. Legolas and Gimli are reminded just how deep the hatred between their kinds runs - and the price they pay for their friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
The Standoff by Elvensong reviews
Sneaking up on an Elf, it's not totally impossible. A Dwarf finds out it might be harder than one might think. R/R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
Thorns Also and Thistles by Lady Jaida reviews
A memory of the Second Fall, of Adam and Eve cast out from Eden brings the angel Raphael to seek that which such times caused him to lose. Crowley/Aziraphale, most assuredly; among other things. R&R.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2003
Tricks of the Light by Oakenshield reviews
Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas decide to play a game with Boromir. slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Boromir, Elrohir - Complete
Meeting in the Woods by Ky the Irish Pikey reviews
My take on how Aragorn and Legolas met. Aragorn's hunting in the woods, when the blood-curdling screams of a tortured elf catch his ears...*COMPLETED* (Thanks for your reviews everybody!!! =^^=)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,506 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A Hobbit in a Tree by Sheela reviews
When Legolas decides to show Sam the whispering of the trees, the hobbit finds himself confronted with a completely new experience – and a new truth about himself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Legolas, Samwise G.
The Search for the Ninth Walker by s82 reviews
-Completed- Before Frodo could leave on his journey, Elrond had to answer the question: who would represent the Elves? Complete with Elvish logic, philosophy, and enlightening conversation. *Re-edited!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Clarity by Wild Iris reviews
Bilbo Baggins broods in Rivendell shortly after the Council of Elrond. He meets Legolas of Mirkwood, and they reflect on Bilbo's first visit to that forest, bearing the One Ring. Movieverse vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Bilbo B., Legolas
A Matter Of Honor by mirkwood cat reviews
*complete* set during RotK, while the fellowship stays in Gondor... Legolas is attacked ... reviews very much appreciated!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,957 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Parental Consent by Honesty reviews
A pair of star-crossed lovers broach the vexed question of parental consent. L/G slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
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The Kill Itachi Club reviews
Itachi's prank has gone too far, and Sasuke is declaring war... with help from Naruto and Sakura, who are really just along for the ride. Let battle commence. AU, crack and general silliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,813 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Bored reviews
Sherlock doesn't understand how the people around him can possibly be so boring, so stupid. Don't they know that all they have to do is look? Ficlet, Sherlock-centric, preJohn.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H.
High Expectations reviews
Fugaku has always had high expectations of his children. He loves them, after all, and what father doesn't want the best for his sons? Fugaku-centric oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Fugaku U., Itachi U.
Hands reviews
Itachi could throw a kunai before he could read. Pre-massacre Uchiha family fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing reviews
Killing the Uchiha clan is horribly easy in one way, and so very, terribly hard in another. Itachi-centric angst drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Denial
L doesn't want to believe that Light could be Kira. But there's too much evidence... heavily implied slash, angst, drabble. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Fragile Nature of Reality reviews
How real can an illusion become? Is it real- or is Deidara just another victim of those sharingan eyes? And how can he tell...? ItaDei angst oneshot. Citrus-scented.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Trust reviews
Sebastian is the most trustworthy person Ciel knows... even though he's not really a person. Drabble about Ciel and Sebastian's relationship, not intended as slash. Spoilers for second series.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Thicker than Water reviews
It's not important. It's only blood, after all... Itachi's death at his brother's hands. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under the Bludgeonings of Chance reviews
Kisame wonders about his partner: his past, his illness, and of course, his family. Itachi-centric, friendship/partner fic, angst, character death, slightly AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Not Waving but Drowning reviews
Itachi remembers the look in Shisui's eyes on the night he dies, and finds himself drowning. Oneshot/drabble, character death, angst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Envy vs Sexy no Jutsu reviews
Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover, Crack, Oneshot. Envy's walking through some random woods when he meets a teenager in orange... warning for silliness and lots of heavily implied pairings, including EdEnvy and NaruEnvy.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Envy - Complete