bemyhoneybee
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Joined 11-22-08, id: 1748991, Profile Updated: 12-30-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

"I need you to listen for just a second. I don't care if you only shop at thrift stores. And I don't care if you read nothing but classical novels. It is not important to me whether you are thirteen or thirty four, foreign or native, thin or overweight. I will not judge you. It does not matter to me what kind of haircut you have, what sort of statement you're making while you lead a vegan lifestyle or if you love steaks and fried eggs. Love sex, hate drugs, do cocaine, listen to simon and Garfunkel. I'm not interested in how superior your taste in underground music is. I couldn't care less if you're wearing urban outfitters jeans, thrifted shoes, or a Hollister polo. It is not important to me whether you are a writer, a dreamer, a painter, a gas station clerk, or if you're living off food stamps. I don't give a shit if you're a hippie, a half-assed hipster, an atheist, a devoted Christian, wealthy, dirty, catholic, homeless, jewish, buddhist, a smoker, a drinker, clean, or shy, I will not judge you. It doesn't matter to me how extensive your vocabulary may be, which independent films you've seen, what books you've read, how high your IQ is. I will still open the door for you. I promise. And I will let you sit near me if another seat is unavailable. Even if you don't like what I believe in and even if I disagree with some of your ideas. I will fucking respect you. I will offer you some common decency. and not because it's right, and not because you deserve it, but because that is what makes sense to me. This is what has always made sense to me. I'm a shadow. Neurotic, opaque, and drunk with fascination. I'm your friend. And you don't have to impress me. Because I'm not here to impress you."

Hey y'all!

It's me...back from the dead. :) Times get rough, people get lazy, yada-yada.

Anyway, I see this site as a liberating place where people can read what they want, write they want, and pretty much do whatever the fuck they want. Therefore, I will write as I please, and read as I please...aha. But, cranky-me aside, I really do love this place. However sucky my "stories" may be, I still manage to attract some brave readers. They leave me reviews and tingly feelings from the love. If that's you, and you've been supporting me, thanks a bunch! You deserve cookies!

I'll try to get back to writing, and in fact, I'm about to go do that now. So, yeah. :) On I go!

Until next time,

bemyhoneybee

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Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9738 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
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Home For Christmas reviews
Bella fears admitting to her parents that she is still single. On her return home for Christmas, she stumbles into a man. Literally toppling over him and kissing him senseless in front of her parents. Oh, Bella is definitely home for Christmas. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Hey BotSwana reviews
Bella is continually bugged by her bud, Jasper. Pretty soon her bud's buds start bothering her, too. Somehow, the once invisible Bella, with only Jasper as a bridge to the rest of society, becomes the center of all male attention. WTF! AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella