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Joined 11-22-08, id: 1749233, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Phantom of the Opera, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Yep, so I'm Shiyoka. And... yeah... drawing a blank I usually read fanfiction rather than write, but only because I'm lazy. I have lots of ideas in my head but I never feel like actually writing them out. If anyone wants me to write something I'm open to suggestions and due to my boredom I'd probably write it. The first chapter of anything I write will always suck. So for anyone who actually reads my fanfics, ignore the first chapter.

Most of my fanfics are co-written by my friend, Hanashyre-sama. But she's lazy, so she probably won't put anything up on this profile. But just know that I do NOT take full credit for any of my stories.


"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'Reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts...their 'Reality' may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by there benefits?"-Itachi.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitches!"

You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

About me... hm... I'll just go by the same rules Kakashi gave Team 7.

So lets start with things I like.

Favourtie fandoms

Phantom of the Opera,



Tsubasa Chronicles,


Death Note,



Miyazaki films,

Sweeney Todd

lots more... yes.

Favourite characters





Erik (phantom),


Edward Elric,

Roy Mustang,







Favourite pairings


Naruhina (get over it, haters)




DeiSaku and ItaSaku sometimes

Now onto what I hate... In no particular order.







Meeting new people

...lots more. I'm not that agreeable, I hate a lot of things--just none that I can think of right now.

Number 12 Naruto characters and answer the questions!!

1. Itachi

2. Deidara

3. Neji

4. Madara

5. Naruto

6. Sasuke

7. Sakura

8. Hinata

9. Tsunade

10. Kakashi

11. Tenten

12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Sasuke/Tenten... sadly... yes...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Madara. I hate him too much to even consider that... Plus I kind of forget what he looks like. Freakin mask.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Shika and Hinata... Aww! No! Temari would attack Hinata, and Naruto would be all WTF?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Tsunade. Yep. Lots. I love Tsunade..

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dei and Sasuke. NO. NO NO NO. Dei would kill Sasuke before even thinking about that... Though it would be an amusing couple... goes to find a Dei/Sasu fic to laugh at

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Naruto/Tsunade or Naruto/Kakashi... Hn.. Naruto and Tsunade. I wouldn't wish such a terrible thing on Kakashi.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sakura, Dei, Shika... Sakura would faint, probably. Then try, and fail, to erase it from her mind. She'd need to borrow some of Gaara's mind soap.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Neji/Kakashi... I'll get right to that as soon as I stop laughing.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Itachi and Hinata. Yes, actually. I read one good ItaHina fic... It was adorable.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Shika and Sakura... um... "Not so Troublesome.. SHANNARO!"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Madara, Itachi. No. Just, no. I refuse. NEVER! ITACHI!! cries Why is your past so damn depressing...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Neji. Sadly... we were having a contest to see who could find the most mind-scarring fanfic. They ALWAYS involve Neji.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Tenten. No. She has NO personality.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Dei, Madara, Naruto... looks at co-writer of The Newest Host, Hanashyre You know what, she probably would. If I paid her.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kakashi doesn't really scream...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hinata. Blubird, probably. It always reminded me of her for some reason.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ita/Sasuke/Shika. There aren't enough warnings in the world.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kakashi, Dei... can't stop laughing long enough to grace this with a response Kakashi might say something like "Sorry I'm late, I got distracted by a hansome blond artist." And I think part of my soul just died as I wrote that.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Tenten, Dei, Hinata. Well, she'd get cut off before she had a chance to talk but she'd probably describe it as ... special...

20) How emo is Seven?

Sakura. Eh... Depends on the time.

21) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three of your friends who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Itachi and Tsunade are in a happy relationship until Tsunade suddenly runs off with Madara. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tenten and a brief, unhappy affair with Shika, then follows the wise advice of Naruto and finds true love with Neji.

I've always been awful at naming things... I'd call it something cheesy like "When the heirs finally meet" or something... Hanashyre would so co-write it with me. Look out, we might actually put it up here.

22) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Sakura/Hinata... I think I'd cry... What, Hinata would be all "Naruto I love you!" Naruto runs off to plead for Sasuke, Hinata goes all "NO! Well, I'll just settle for Sakura then. HA!" I think I'd kill whoever got that idea..

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My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Scarlet Reflections by SunshineNGunpowder21 reviews
The shadowing of another Shinobi War is settling on the Villages. Numbers of shinobi are KIA. Old enemies make allies...It's not looking good for Konoha and Suna-However they can get allies too...but what if these allies are an elite criminal organization and Sakura is caught in the middle of it all? UNDER REWRITE WILL UPDATE SOON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,591 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Demons Only One by razra reviews
With the awakening of the 14th, Edward Elric opened his eyes and greeted the world.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,198 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker
Sakura's Heavenly Mistake by MarzSpy reviews
How was it Sakura was now engaged to the hottest Uchiha alive, having to get married in a few short weeks, and having to get pregnant, while also managing to live in the Uchiha Compound? Oh yeah, she had to give her Valentine's card to Itachi on accident!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,466 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
The Great Adventures of KuroZelda! by Harveste Starr reviews
We have a story line and everything! Link and Sebastian go on a quest!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Link, Sebastian M.
Heartbreaker by Allstrangewonders reviews
Parody - Twilight/Howl's Moving Castle. What if it wasn't Bella who met Edward... but someone with a little more spunk? Maybe Sophie Hatter?
Crossover - Diana Wynne Jones & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Cupcakes by Kaliu reviews
What happens when our heroes from Tsubasa Chronicles enter the world of Konoha? Insults are flung, battles are fought, and cupcakes are eaten - but we're not really sure about that last part.
Crossover - Naruto & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009
Meowz! I'm an Ex Nin! by Inkaide reviews
Akatsuki/Sakura Sakura's just about had it when she realised that in front of her, 9 fully naked men, who were used to be lovable kitties, gathered together in front of her, who was only wearing a bra and underwear. And they looked horny. Aw, crap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Captive: Physically and Mentally by xoLiquidVamp reviews
With Sakura used for one of Orochimaru's experiments, she is now bound to the very man she once loved. And it's inescapable. Now, he is the only man who can help her. But if he didn't years ago, what says he will now? Full summary inside! SasuSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,509 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wager by timydamonkey reviews
In which Luxord gambles away a heart he does not have.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Luxord, Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Late one night by elena6375 reviews
What happens when Itachi leaves Akatsuki and ends up saving the life of the Hokage? and why has Tsunade just told Sakura that she has been chosen to be a bride in an arranged marrige? ItachixSakura ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
My butler is better than your butler by J.Gabrielle reviews
Jack and Ciel, enjoying afternoon coffee and tea while the two butlers go shopping. Bored, Jack prompts a silly game. I suck at this so just READ. WARNING: Implied Sebaciel and Janto. Rated K just to be safe? Review if the rating should be upped.
Crossover - Torchwood & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jack H., Ciel P.
Aegri Somnia by loathsome child reviews
A Naruto/Death Note cross-over. There are three people that L will never forget, no matter how hard he tries. BB, Light Yagami, and now, Uchiha Itachi. Three-shot. Itachi/L.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Itachi U., L
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
When the Wrong One Loves You Right by kat142001 reviews
Haruno Sakura was always known for her clear, logical mind. So when she gets kidnapped by Akatsuki, she figures she can get close to them so that way she can find a way out. Will her heart let her go through with her plan? Ita/sak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,477 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phantom of the Sand by Katie Day reviews
Phantom of the Opera Naruto style! Basically a Naruto fic with the underlying story of Phantom. Eventual Gaara X Sakura X Sasuke. Read and Review please! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
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The Newest Host reviews
Uchiha Itachi, welcome to the Host Club!" were words that Itachi had never once thought he would hear. How does he cope with not only the fangirls, but the other members of the club? And how does Deidara handle his disguise to infiltrate it... as a girl?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Itachi U., Haruhi F.
Best Fanfic Ever! reviews
....Not really. A parody of an Itachi/OC fanfiction as well as SasuSaku fanfiction. Not to be taken seriously. Erin Haruno meets an emotionally scarred Akatsuki member and falls for him, what chaos can this cause? A cliche and overdone love triangle! Yay
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Changes reviews
Erik kidnaps Christine again and takes her to Konoha. There she learns to adjust to her new life and realize that she never truly loved Raoul... Nor does she truly love Erik in the way he loves her. Christine/Kakashi, may change later at request.
Crossover - Naruto & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009