Amethyst Bryony
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Joined 11-22-08, id: 1749383, Profile Updated: 03-18-09
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Hi everyone! Step right in! I don't bite (Much)

About Me:

Name: Savaughn (but call me Jane or Saffy)

Gender: female

Age: 11 (this is why my writing is bad)

Astrolegy Sign: Gemini

Chinese Zodiac: Fire Ox

Fave colour: Purple, Green, Blue, Black

Hated colour: Pink, any thing highlighter

Fave subject: Math and English

Least Liked subject: Sport, Choir, Spelling (It needs to go die in hell) and Art

Likes: Anime/ Manga (duh) Reading, writing, animals, singing (but not for choir), and most importantly SUGAR!!

Dislike: People who steal my sugar, snobs, fighting, spiders, choir, loud noises, spelling

Fave anime/manga: Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Pokemon, Digimon.

Attention: I'm unable to come on to this website for the next 2-3 weeks, since my mother decided that it is time to change internet.

QUOTES!!

Me: You no what’s scary? I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

Cass: Well, You know what’s scary? I know where your dog lives!

Me: I don’t have a dog

Cass: Well, I know where you cat lives!

Me: I don’t have a cat

Cass: Well, I know where your bird lives!

Me: I don’t have a bird.

Cass: I know where your family lives!

Me: I don’t have a family.

Cass: 8O Well… I know where your house lives!

Me: Sure you do Cass, sure you do. Now off to the mental hospital for you.

Me (In a really messed play about lying): Well first my father ate my homework, but the he puked it up ‘coz he said it was horribly. Then my dog ate it, but then she spat it out. Then it turned into a little munchican man who wanted to go to France. So he hijacked a plane and flew al the way to France and ate PIE! Then he got bored of France and its pie, so he went to Italy and ate Tacos. Then he wanted to go for a swim, so he swam all the way to Chile, and started running over the Andes. He ran all the way to Brazil, and we haven’t seen him since.

Everyone in the class: Laughing Hysterically

Cass: And I’m a pink and purple butterfly.

Ji: YOU ARE?

Me: No she’s the butterfly of doom.

Cass: No I’m a purple spotted monkey!

Me: Dream on girl, dream on

Kath: Jaja take a deep breath and calm down

Me: twitches But they make me want to kill puppies! AND DON’T CALL ME JAJA!

Me: Cass! Taylor Swift is coming to Australia!

Cass: No she’s not.

Keshiya: Why not?

Cass: ‘Coz I’m going to be on the bottom of the plane then climb in a kill her.

Me and Ji: Cool! Can we come with you?

Cass: Sure!

Neha and Sujin: NO! None of you are going to kill anyone!

Cass Ji and Me: Awwww

Andrew and Me: We come from another dimension!

Cassie: in bored secutary voice Well do you have a thing called the telephone on whatever planet you come from?

Andrew: Um.. Yes?

Cassie: in the secutary voice Well then before you come to Earth, make an appointment. Do you know how to do that? Well, you use the telephone

Me: Can’t I go to sleep?

Ji and Cass: No

Kimmy and Keshiya: Yes

Neha: Maybe

Me: Pouts Bakas

Me: ITWOULDBEFREAKINGFUN!!

Kath: Jaja, TAKE A FREAKING CHILL PILL!

Me: HELLNO! ANDDON’TCALLMEFREAKINGJAJA!

Kimmy: covers my mouth to get me to shut up

Me: bites Kimmy’s hand

Kimmy: AAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH SHE BIT ME! Starts running around like a crazy person


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If you prefer blue over pink copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you support the Masaya and Tree pairing copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have noticed that in most animes the evil guys are the ones you fall in love with copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love thunder copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR, C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing no matter how off key you are, copy this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Drink Driving is bad. (Not Mine)

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives todayFeel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

BEST FRIENDS/FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If You hate Kikyo and think she's a poor excuse for a priestess and could probebly be passed for an old comfertor, copy and paste this into you profile.

If You think Kagome and Inuyasha desevre to be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to to murder Flame Rising copy and paste this into your profileMy friend sent this to me ages ago. Please read

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you careGirls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.If you think fanfiction writing is cool, paste and copy this into your profile.

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Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

...P...Put this
...O...On your
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...M...From
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If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long,copy and paste this into it to make it longer!

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, XxLettieXPaixX, Dragon

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

i would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre on Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Ultra Drama Queen, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, XxLettieXPaixX, Dragon

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen (R.I.P dudes and dudettes that died that fateful day, may God bless your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, XxLettieXPaixX, Dragon

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

~5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

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I think 'Masaya x Ichigo 'fluff' should be called 'lint' instead of fluff, because you can't do anything with lint except throw it out; and everyone hates that couple.
Lint comes from the dryer. Masaya's personality is rather dry.
And thirdly, lint can cause fires if left in the dryer, and the lint try is never emptied, and the M x I paring causes many flames to come to you.
If you agree with me that M x I 'fluff' should be called 'lint', copy and paste this to your profile.

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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world dominationA guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

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VERY Random Adventures of two Hyper Mews by AlyssaLions reviews
a story my friend and i made 3 years ago. Rass and her best friend Candi travel to japan from canada. Candi's addicted to TMM and to Rass's annoyance, it seems like everything is real! the story is [NOT] better than the summary. KXOC OCXOC RXOC and some OOCness. [After 8 years I finally uploaded the last 9 chapters. Unfinished. Permanent Hiatus.]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,525 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ryou S., Kish - Complete
Jovi the Pokemorph by NewProphecy reviews
Rewrite of my Animorph/Pokemon crossover. Jovi is the younger sister of Hiro, the Pokemon XD hero. Follow her, Chobin, Emily, Mimi, and more as they travel to defeat Cipher- still recruiting!- as the Pokemorphs. Chapter 28 up, R&R! T for safety.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,897 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jovi/Mana
How Paul Wakes Up in the Morning by Furyfur reviews
Paul wakes up to a surprise every morning. No, it does not repeat the same chapter in all the chapters. Rated K cause I was tired of K. More chaps 2 come. For fun, flames are welcome for once. Give me ideas in reviews. If u have any! ;D I HATE PAUL!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Paul/Shinji
Kisshu's valentines day by Booboo-nyaa reviews
NEW SUMMARY: Once again, Kisshu is rejected by Ichigo. This time he gets real depressed, so Pai brings his two sisters there to help him. But one of these girls has a dark secret, One that Kisshu could use to get Ichigo-or destroy them all. KxI uses OC's
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,524 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Kish
A Panda's Instinct by inkPlay reviews
Leah discovers the Pendant of Azura, a mysterious necklace that can transform her into one of the alien race. How will she cope with double crossing, heartbreaks and tough battles? Who will be the true enemy?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kish
Secrets of the Worlds by RoseCrystal reviews
A Mew submission story. Sometimes, when one makes a mistake you just can't turn back and fix it. Only this time, if the world has made a mistake you do your best to fix it before all that's known is destroyed.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
A Visit To The Optometrist by TheSunIsShining reviews
Mespirit is evil when it comes to Truth or Dare. That is my only conclusion. When Uxie is not only dared to go to the optometrist, but is dared to take Azelf with him, what will happen? Read, find out, and don't forget to review! Lilopshipping.UxiexAzelf
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Uxie/Yuxie, Azelf/Agnome
Drabbles from Beyond the Stars by Rizu Neko-Chan reviews
Purin sings about toe jam on toast. Kisshu dreams of fluffy bunnies. Ryou is having a war with plastic wrap. What else could possibly go wrong in Drabble-land? Much more, my friend. Much, much more. xx-Crack-ish. Read at your own risk.-xx
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Our Time is Now by Tazzybizzy reviews
Twenty years later Zakuro is the only original mew, leading a rebel group called 'The Haven' where people from ALL over retreated to. Now Project Savior is ready and the humans want their planet back. ON HIATUS
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
What it Truly Means to be Random by Furyfur reviews
Wow, there is no suitable summary for this one-shot crackfic. Flames are welcome, R&R or die. Misty... um... changes her life for the...uh...better...I think. Just read it, mkay?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Misty/Kasumi - Complete
A Series Of Unfortunate Events by Blazing Sceptile reviews
Has nothing to do with the movie. Dialga, Deoxys and Giratina are forced to stay with their respective counterparts due to several incidents. DialgaxPalkia, DeoxysxMewtwo and ArceusxGiratina.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,438 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Gary Paul Madness by Furyfur reviews
One-shot! Yay! Flames welcome. Gary happens to find Paul out in the forest, where they get in a huge riot over who's the better rival for what's-his-name, aka Ash. Watch the terror that will forever haunt Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Eevee Love Story by Furyfur reviews
My first tragedy and one-shot, so please go easy on me. Red, a young Eevee, falls in love with the Vulpix princess Tiara. What should happen when it leads to war, and Red attracts other company? Flames are welcome and please R&R. EeveeXVulpix.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Wah! We're Pokemon! by Karatekat reviews
Ash and the gang plus some rivals are in Sunnyshore City for gym battles/contests and mysterious people want to catch them. Add in lots of starter pokemon in cute outfits and the worlds strongest mudkip and you get the story.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
Selling chocolate to Tokyo Mew Mew by Booboo-nyaa reviews
I am selling chocolate to the people of tokyo mew mew, read and find out what happens to them when someone mysteriously is stealing the chocolate. EDIT: I am quitting this story, and if you want to use it, feel free.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Competition of Legend by GoldenRaptor reviews
An entrant for the Legendary Muses legendary competition. Thirty four oneshots, about thirty four legendary pokemon. Chapter one: Zapdos
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2009
Oneesama No More by MewCherry1996 reviews
What happens when Zakuro offers to walk home with Mint? MintXZakuro Shojo-ai!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Zakuro F., Mint A. - Complete
If I were a Sue by Sulphuric Wolf reviews
WARNING: MAY CAUSE NAUSEA, HALLUCINATIONS, OR VOMITING. THIS IS SUEDOM AT ITS WORST. Ever mused what it would be like if you were a Mary Sue? Well, I did.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Transformation by Phoenix Azura reviews
This is the story of Kiki, a Skitty, and Flame, a Charizard. What happens when they wake up one morning a in the SINNOH REIGON and b HUMAN?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009
When We Were Just Kids by Golden Snitch1981 reviews
Mary-Anne reflects on a time before the Baby Sitters Club when they were just kids.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Mary Anne S., Claudia L. K./Claud - Complete
He is the one named Sailor Paul by IceCrome reviews
Crackfic. Paul's pokemon learn the horrible truth that he...is Sailor Moon. OS.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Celebrity Celebi by GoldenRaptor reviews
Celebi has always been shadowed and put down by her prettier, more popular sister Shaymin, but in Azelf's eyes, she's more beatiful then Shaymin could ever be. Azelf X Celebi. :oneshot: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CEL! :p
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
The Weird Truth About Kisshu by MewRebecky reviews
A little oneshot between Kisshu and Ichigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
The Point Of Love by MewRebecky reviews
Ichigo looked out of the window of the cafe and sighed “What’s the point of love?” she thought out loud, “all you end up with is a broken heart.” Oneshot maybe Twoshot
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008
I Didn't Mean It TazzybizzyNya's Comp Entry by MewRebecky reviews
It was his fault; he hadn’t meant to kill her, he never even meant to harm her. He was just following the orders he was given...." - Quote from I Didn't Mean It....
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
30 ways to annoy the TMM characters by Radioactive Rubber Duck reviews
Thirty ways to annoy each of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters, starting with Ichigo.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
the Tragic death of paul 2! by dragonchild25 reviews
based on a story i read...and I decided to write my own death of our favorite upstuck prick paul. ENJOY!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Perfect by utterly.uneventful reviews
Well...Let's just say that Mew burned down Celebi's forest. # 51shipping One-Shot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Ants, Exams and The Meaning of Life by summer-flower-girl reviews
Oneshot. Ichigo is ranting to Kish about the woes of exams. Crack-ish.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
THE EVIL TOASTER by Lillythemarshmellowqueen reviews
The Evil toaster! a story filled with revenge avenge and everthing in between! contains Alice Cullen, insanity, and a flying rat not really Rated for Randomness read only when High... crack fic no likey... no ready...yes Ichigo is in there.. no no Masaya.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Bob the Ant and Mew Mew by Bob the Ant aka Hat-Boy reviews
Bob the Ant turns into a Chirema Anima, and Tokyo Mew Mew must defeat him, XD! Please review!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
May's Sinnoh Expedition by Jenvaati reviews
Starring May, Paul, and Drew. May gets scammed into going to Sinnoh. And Gary is mentioned tons of times.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Things That TMM Characters Would Never Say! by Konnichiwa Minna reviews
Crack humor. Parody. Here are a couple things that TMM characters would never say. May continue if people like it. If not, then whatever. I hope you enjoy. R&R, please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
The Hunter by Worldwalker Pure reviews
[Tokyo Mew Mew] The Hunter...And The Hunted...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
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Pokekemons reviews
Join the students at Poke-kemon Traing High, as a select few battle the outsiders. Will Xutoia's premonition come true? And who is really on yourside? I suck at summaries. Rated because I'm paranoied. Submit an OC
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2009
Mew Meets Mew reviews
One-shot. What happens when Mew meets Mew. My first story, so please don't be to critical.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Mew - Complete
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