Author has written 8 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Boston Legal.
So, life has hit me hard. I'm taking care of 3 kids now: My Daughter, Lilly, my BF Jesse, and my Dad... Dad. I work full time and am planning a wedding. So, I guess he's my fiance. But, hey, we're not getting married, so I'm not sure if I should call him fiance. We're just... having a wedding to celebrate our love. Hmmmm, I wonder if I should call it just a giant party, where people come and watch us profess our love to each other and then have a really expensive dinner for everyone to attend. Nope, still sounds like a wedding to me.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!
FRIENDS: help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you move the bodies
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