Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Heeey everybody! I know it's been awhile, and I'm sorry about that. I'm going to try to go back to updating my old stories, but I just don't know...However, I'm coming up with new ideas constantly, and I'll also start posting some stories again, and actually try to stay with them!
I got really involved with life, you could say. We moved, and my new life has been much busier than my old one--however, I was thinking about Twilight again and my unhealthy obsession, and thought about you guys, and all the fans I had let down, and decided to contribute some of my time to you guys again. I won't be on as much, but Fanfiction is addicting. I love reading stories by people with such raw talent, and even people less experienced but just as eager to advance in writing as well.
I've matured a lot in the past two years, not only in myself but in my writing. I've neglected my writing abilities (at least for the past few months, with summer and my friends and all), which is something I regret immensely. God gave me this gift--and I have to use it.
Writing, tennis, photography? My passions. :)
I'm living life and loving it.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. Of course!
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. All the time!
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. Every single day ;)
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. You know it!
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. An obsession!
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. Pish posh! You know it!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. My nickname is 'the klutz'! 'Member?
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Read my note before!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I'm a weirdo and I take pride in it!
If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. That's my everyday routine!
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm clueless...
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
-I think that's SO cute! I was just about in tears when I read it! Whomever made it up is brilliant, a genius!!
Now, here's just some quotes from stories I read that I thought were REALLY funny:
Beauty comes in the form of a petite girl with a very pregnant belly. -Author Angel, author of 'Clean Breaks.'
“Don’t worry, Bella. Like a good push-up bra, I’ll always be there to keep you up during hard times.” -XDCaramel, author of 'A Vision Stained wth Red.'
Immortal. Right. The only real life immortal thing out there was cockroaches. Renee had always sworn that after the apocalypse, after the humans and all other animal species were extinct, after the entire earth was wasted and practically inhabitable, the cockroaches will still be living. They were just too hard to kill. What I would give to be a cockroach. -XDCaramel, author of 'A Vision Stained with Red.'
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
There are at least two people in this world
At least 15 people in this world
The only reason anyone would ever hate you
A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
You mean the world to someone.
You are special and unique.
Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
When you make the biggest mistake ever,
When you think the world has turned its back on you
Always remember the compliments you received.
Alright, links for my stories...Let's do this!! -Er, right.- (AND: I'm going to try and be creative and not use Kristen Stewart as Bella, not that I don't think she looks the part :))
-Same with the Cullens, I'll be original!-
An Angelic Vampire's Not So Perfect Life: (P.S: In all my stories, I picture Bella a different way 'cause her personality...So yeah)
Rare Ones' Eyes: http:///pic-21061-one-female-close-up-one-green-eye.html
Sam (Just picture her with paler skin and vibrant blue/green eyes and inhuman beauty...): http:///photo-picture-image/136552/hilary-duff.htm
Different Identities (I'm going to try and make my Bella look more mature; I mean, she's had a baby! And plus, she's like 115!)
--More later...I'm serious, I just gotta save this...:)
My Life with Royalty, Complete Immortalness, and Love
Bella w/blond hair: http:///wp-content/uploads/Chanelcastsa3millionspellonMademoiselleH_7E50/hermione.jpg
Bella's Mom from when she was human: http:///userimages/big/maureenhaley-maureenhaley-a17b.jpg
Carlisle: http:///media/photo/2008-09/42421094.jpg -Simon Baker, by the way. Google him-
Alice: http:///data/media/848/Selma_Blair_002.jpg -Selma Blair...I love that girl!! I love the pic, too. Look at it, people! :)-
Esme: http:///wallpaper/rachel_mcadams_wallpaper_03.jpg -Beware, Esme's like way young...BUT IT FITS!! Rachael McAdams, by the way-
Jasper: http:///images/images_of_stuff/210x600/gaspard-ulliel-53877.jpg OK, I know that THEY look nothing alike (you have to read the story), but there's a big difference; vampire and human, right? Yeah. Just picture one set of eyes gold and one blue!! Yeah, so...And picture Jazz's hair in blond:
EEEdddwwwaaarrrddd Awaits You: http:///photos/hvyilnr/3010746813
Mrs. Evil (You have to read it...And if you've read it but don't know who I'm talking about...-wink, VISION, wink-: I'll have it up tomorrow!!
Ok, folks! That's it for now, but I'll update tomorrow. It's a school night, 'member?
Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious, too many ghost stories!: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Hey GUYZ!! It's me again, I'm finally updating my profile on: 3-23-09! OMC, OMC, OMC!! Twilight just came out on divid (Umm...That's how I say DVD..:)) It seems WAY better the third time...weird...but now, I just realized how HOT Edward/Robert is!! I was practically drooling...how embarrassing... _
Anywho, I have some news...good and bad, sorry. How about the bad news first, then you can lighten the blow with the good?
No worries, tho. I'm not leaving fan-fiction...oh, heavens no...
Anyway...my three stories now--DI, AAVNSPL, and MLWRCIAL--just got deleted from my 'pute!! I feel so sick, I did when I found out, too! I don't know how, but I think that because of my other computer's freakish ancientness, it went plop. So yeah, I'm kinda sad now...:( But PLEASE don't give up on me!! -Sobs- I have about ten major ideas for stories, and they're all coming up...most angst. That's actually my best spot, believe it or [email protected][email protected] I think they're VERY interesting, even better than mine now! PLZ read them, I love you if you do! If you don't and neglect me for something that isn't even my fault, then I'm pretty PO at you and really hurt...please, guys, I love you...Jeez, I'm pathetic...
Anyway, I just changed my name again. It's now 'cHARLIZZLE iZ mY hOMEBOY,' kind of like an even better version about Charlie being my home..um...man. When I watched 'Twilight' again on divid, I also realized just how AWESOME and FUNNY Charlie is! I'm, like, in LOVE with him now...0o0!!
OKz, please check out my other stories...DON'T GIVE UP!!
And some links for my new stories AND summaries will be put up here shortly. Thx, guys! You're all totally awesome!!
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love!!
OK everybody--I so don't believe this, I don't even have a MySpace, but this REALLY creeped me out. I don't think this could actually happen, but it still scared me and I know it's going to scare you, too. So...yeah. Ugh. Can't believe I'm doing this...:(
Don't read this!!
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
GAH!! Glad that's over...:O
ACTUAL Labels on Products!
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
OMG! Everything was TOTALLY accurate, it scared me. But there was one thing that got me to laughing: Poppy matches the song, 'Gives You Hale'?? HAHA! (I love writing it that way...) ANYWAY, that got me cracking up, but the rest was AWESOME!
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly friendster message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as
80 of you wont repost this.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
List your favorite Twilight characters in no particular order:
7. Mike of course!
8. Mrs. Cope
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Carlisle/Jacob? That would be...um...different...:/
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Emmett? Haha...Not only does his looks ((wahe!)) make you go OhMehEdwina, but I count more on personality, and that makes him pretty hot. xD
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Jessica got Mrs. Cope prego? There is SERIOUSLY something wrong with this situation...
4. Can you recall any fics about 9? Yes, I have. Some about Rosalie murdering Bella, her life with Emmett, her having a miracle baby...They were pretty good, but some really scared me...Haha...:D
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Edward/Jacob? I personally breathe fire when Edward's paired up with somebody else, but him and Jacob are just plain CREEPY together! They're natural born enemies; and even if they weren't...They just don't get along...But once I was reading a good fic about Bedward and their loving life together when BOOM!...Edward gets Jacob man-prego. That was not a good day for me...I don't even like Jacob that much...:O
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? Esme/Rosalie or Esme/Angela? Um...I don't favor either that much--Esme and Carlisle and Rosalie and Emmett are perfect for each other--but if I were to choose, I would say Rosalie and Esme. I mean, they're both vamps and their both pretty old and know each other better...but I think that R/Em and Es/C are cool beans. :)
7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? Mikey walking in on Edward and Jessica? I think that since they're going out--both of them--then Mikey and Belly would get together (haha!) but just for the record--there is no way in HALE that that's happening! breathes fire
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Stupid humans! (Jessica and Mike) But, if I were to make one, I would call it, 'I wish.'
11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you chose? Well, I always liked Mrs. Cope! (HAHA!!) What song? Well...I HONESTLY have no clue...a little help...O_o
12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? Bella/Jacob/Jessica? Well, um...THAT would be a party! (Jk...Like, seriously? Frappucinoz...) Um...whoa. :/
13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? One about Esme? Well, I've got this one story favorited that's about Esme's actual daughter being alive and coming to Forks. I started reading it about a week ago. :)
OK, so, that's my thingy! I decided to make another one though, in a different order...:) It's fun! Plus: the next is solely for my own entertainment. It may seem like a buncha crap to most, but whatever. I don't care if you read it, just glance!! Love ya guyz...:)
1. Charlie (my man!)
((I promise, I did not look at the numbers before making these questions!))
1. How do you feel about a 5/2 fic? Bella/Alice? Um...Well, they're really funny, but I like them as crazy shopping-buddy sisters, because Edward/Bella are awesome together, and Alice/Jasper are super cute!
2. Have you ever read a 4/9 fic? Jasper/Carlisle? No, I have not. Surprisingly, in all my time here, I have never heard of a C/J fic...:O
3. 1/8 or 3/6? Charlie/Edward? I would get a kick out of that one, but I seriously loved that part in the movie--or the PARTS--that Charlie would bash Edward about going out with Bella...that was funny! The other pair is Rosalie/Esme...I think that would be a good idea--they both had just about the same pasts, with the rape and abuse--and they would have a bittersweet bonding time. I truly don't know which, they would both be good.
4. How long since you read a 10 fic? Eric? Never, actually...
5. Would 5/9 make a good couple? Bella/Jasper? Well, in the Cullen family, I love all the original pairings, but there is one couple that I am secretly in LOVE with: Jasper and Bella. I've found some fics about the two, and it just made me even more crazy about the both of them. It's like they're so wrong for each other, but so RIGHT at the same time. I just LOVE how they're so perfect for each other! I love Bedward, too, but Basper is the bomb! Now, here's a wonderful fic about the two: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4926581/1/Destiny_Awaits
6. Do you think that 11 is hot? Emmett? Of course I think he's hot! ALL the Cullens boys are! :o
7. If you wrote a 1/3/12 fic, what would your warning be? Charlie/Rosalie/Ben love triangle? OMG, I WOULD SO PICK CHARLIE AND ROSALIE!! :D
8. What song do you think describes 8? Well...A few songs, actually: I'm too Sexy by Right Said Fred; Moment of Truth by FM Static; Piano Song by Meiko; Eyes on Fire by Blue Foundation; For him and Bella, Anyone Else but You by The Moldy Peaches...
9. Have you ever read a 3/10 fic? Rosalie and Eric? Jeez...I thought I already made this clear...;)
10. Make up a summary for a 5/13 fic: Before Edward, Bella had a run-in with vamps and fell for a certain vampire named Felix. Years later, when Bella races to Volterra to save Edward and meets Felix again...who will she choose? Will Edward and Bella's love even last?
11. 7 gets 6 prego: MIKE GETS ESME KNOCKED UP?! HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?! :O
12. What would happen if there was a love...square...between 3/10/5/11? Rosalie/Eric/Bella/Emmett: WTES?! First of all, I THOUGHT WE'D COVERED THE ROSALIE/ERIC THING!! Well..looks at situation thoughtfully for once Since we've had so many Rosalie/Eric incidents, maybe they're meant to be!!: So, Remmett and Bedward are doing great, but what happens when Rosalie is paired up with Eric for a biology project? As they get closer, more fights break out between Rose and Emmett, and Bella tries to comfort Em. Apparently, it seems that through all the cheating and deception that there are no regrets...all love...and WAY too many secrets!
13. I honestly can't think of a thirteen.
A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."
Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
the guy that for some freaking reason I can't find!!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. -I think it's sweet!-
Hehe...meh is back...
And I have a hilarious, jaw-dropping, AH-MAZINGLY awesome story to recommend everyone! We all know that I've already told you about one--Destiny Awaits--and you probably checked that one out. :) That one's more romance. This one, however, will have you laughing so hard you'll pass out. (I know from experience. Buuurn...) It's called, 'It's a Boy!' by dearest xAtropos.
And before I tell you any more (which I won't...I'm always such a spoil-sport...), I promised to do this disclaimer: I, in no form or fashion, own xAtropos's story. It's all her. She came up with the ridiculously funny ideas, so all credit goes to her and Steph. Hoo-rah to them. xD
You'll enjoy the story. Grant my friend her 'insta-fame' and read it plus review!! She deserves it!!
Once again, I own nothing! Enjoy her story, tho. It's grand.
More awesome stuff up next!
New news: I don't know. It just seemed like fun.
Oh yeah! I got one.
Please don't hate me after this, I'm just a tad bit frustrated...
So, I'm mad at Rob. I love Edward and Bella to death, but Rob and Kristen are driving me mad. So, she's with her bf of five years--since she was FOURTEEN!--or rather, dearest Michael, and then Rob comes along and things get all warped with that. Now, he's snapping at her, telling her to 'hurry up and decide' because she's 'toying with her men' which doesn't appear accountable to him. He thinks SHE'S bad! O.o
...when in reality, he was the one running off/sleeping with that one Jonas brother girl, the stripper, Nikki Reed, that imbecile Emilie whatever, and had countless one-night-stands with some blond bimbos, all the while going out with Kristen, and she puts up with it with a grin on her face? Why doesn't she just dump him and love Michael? I mean, he's sweet and doesn't play around like that...:(
And now he friggin' dumps her? What is freaking WRONG with that dude?!
Don't get me wrong, I don't believe everything the mags say. I'm just mad for no reason. So don't hate me, please! Remember that it's Edward you love!
Sorry...just had to get it out of my system...:)
Anywho...I love you all. I'll post up more things that I found the other day, it's just four minutes till midnight and I drove twelve hours today, halfway across the country! So...'night, peeps!
Hi, I am BACK! Again. Like a day later. Whoopy. :)
Hmm. NEW DISCOVERY: Target is AWESOME! Everybody's minds have been clouded with Wal-Mart and that junk, when in reality, TARGET RULES THE WORLD!!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Moral of the story: Don't Mess With Old Ladies!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
ooOH, I just had a random thought! Since I love Ghostgirl and Homecoming so much, I thought I'd make a cast, because one face in particular stood out as to who Scarlet would be...So, check it out! (And read Ghostgirl!)
I'm going to put the list of characters later, k? Hope it fits for alla you! :)
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