my name is mikayla and i love to read fanfiction. i am a former writer but have decided to stick to just being a reviewer lol.
some of my favorite bands are paramore, three days grace, slipknot, evanesence,linkin park, garbage, within temptation, panic at the disco, daft punk, ACDC, ATC, ALT, MSI,AFI, and like a million others, i am extremely random i laugh like 100 of the day, got a lot of friends, play the guitar.
Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...