WAYAMY27NARF
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Joined 02-23-02, id: 174989, Profile Updated: 08-26-11
Author has written 5 stories for Hey Arnold, and Harry Potter.

Not a writer... just a Muggle who occasionally feels the need to put a story into words, then publish them.

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Meaning behind my Author name:
WAYAMY= This is me. Totally Amy.
WAY=Weird Al Yankovic
AMY=Alfred Matthew Yankovic
27= I love that number
NARF= Not so much Pinky and the Brain. It's more Animaniacs.

Sincerely,
WAYAMY27NARF

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Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Mr and Mrs Gold by shegal92 reviews
What if Rumplestiltskin HAD rescued Belle from the Evil Queen? What if Belle had never been in the asylum, instead right there at Mr. Gold's side as the story unfolded? Highly AU, a look at how Season One may have played out had Belle been present for each episode.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,000 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Necessity by anoesis reviews
She needed this. Hell, her career needed this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Stealing From Thieves by evenstar101 reviews
After Nagini bites Severus, his body is in a coma, but Death has freed his spirit so that he may watch the lives of those who have shaped his own over the years. Live or die. A simple choice? Not when you're Severus Snape. SS/HG Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 212,127 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Memoire Persistante by Seinden reviews
Sometimes things other than ghosts can haunt the living.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Summer in York by cabepfir reviews
The war left deep traces on Hermione, as well as on Severus. How will they adjust to their new conditions, eleven years after that traumatic experience? A story on the Muggle side. Post DH, not entirely canon-compliant. Beware of quotes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,687 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Predictive Text by astopperindeath reviews
Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Rom To My Private Dungeon by Gina R Snape reviews
Severus Snape takes on a female intern for the summer, and learns a few things as well. NOTE: "Rom" is not a 'typo' of Ron. This is a het fic, and has been altered from the versions on and SHx to comply with guidelines. Warning: Not a h
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
FortePiano by I'm All Teeth reviews
"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Caretaker by Aurette reviews
Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,137 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
NARC by KerryMuggle reviews
Love, can you love me babe? Love, is this loving babe? Is time turning around?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Potions Lesson Ever by Laurielove reviews
How do a professor and his most able student say goodbye at their last lesson? Hermione and her Potions Master seem to be able to think of several ways. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual by tonksinger reviews
He went into the bookshop looking for books, but found a head of bushy brown hair selling them. She opened the bookshop looking for happiness after heartbreak, but finds that business in Diagon Alley can get nasty. SSHG, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Gifts by swerley reviews
A sequence of seperate incidents sets Hermione on a course to secure the safety of a comatose Snape with the help of an unlikely comrade.Will her Gryffindor nobility enable her to do what's right?Will Snape forgive her?Canon compliant,EWE? Mostly post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,987 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Own by slasher454 reviews
Marriage Law Repealed? HGSS rated M for a reason. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Afraid Of The Dark by slytherinxxxprincess reviews
Hermione has been having some rather intresting dreams. BDSM, Bi, DP, Exhib, F/M/M, HJ, MC, Moresome, Oral, PWP, Rim, SoloF, SoloM, Voy, WD, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Plan B by ApollinaV reviews
She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Spinner by Perplexity reviews
Spinner’s End was not the most pleasant of places. Nymphadora Tonks, or just Tonks as she preferred, could testify to that. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Unlikely Partners by Dafina reviews
A Post Half Blood Prince Hermione and Severus romance with a little side of RLNT. Full summary inside. An original story with multiple plot twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,421 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Arnold's Couch Confessions by DarthRoden76 reviews
My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Revised! Enjoy!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Mysterious Hearts by Kleine Snowdrop reviews
Chapter 26 Severus Snape keeps his personal life personal, maybe that's why very few people know of his relationship with Tonks. Please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Hitting the bag by acosta perez jose ramiro reviews
REPOSTED. There's no fury as the one from a jealous woman.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
The Brainy Saga by Nftnat reviews
An introspective chapter, where we find out what made Miriam what she is. It's more intense than it sounds. Chapter 24.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,386 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2002
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Burning Boils by SilverAngel99 reviews
COMPLETED! It is the end of the 7th Hermione is overcome by a strange illness that can be cured by a potion. Unfortunately, Madam Pomfrey is ill as well, and Snape is called up to take care of the young Gryffindor. What happens when she needs his undivide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,800 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sorry Has to Stop Somewhere by polywolly reviews
[COMPLETE] Hermione has moved to Chicago to escape the prying eyes of everyone who knows her. A murder and a terrible threat bring a man from her past back into her life and a memory long forgotten. Post book 6 HGSS. Mature content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,979 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Side Job by Bat Git reviews
Tonks takes a rather star-studded side job. Its Tonks, so nothing goes as planned. Snape gets involved. AU-OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Until it sleeps by salzgurke reviews
Tonks intends to spend a quiet evening at Headquarters with a cup of hot cocoa as Snape turns up. A night of catharsis is waiting for her. No romance! Inspired by the song ‘Until it sleeps’ by Metallica; one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Saying All the Wrong Things by Baellista reviews
(Completed) Last chapters rating goes up a bit from the rest of the story. SSNT-- What happens when a beauty and a bat square off? Who emerges the victor? and what other than Voldemort or someones death could give Harry nightmares? (((EPILOGUE UP!)))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,231 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Spy's Spy by Nimrowdel reviews
Formerly a one-shot fic about Tonks and Snape in the spy-game. Bit of a romp. Warning: Written while author was severely sleep-deprived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Valentine's Day II: My Hair Is Down by BLFBH reviews
It's Valentine's Day yet again, and Arnold's scheme has worked... but will he like the effects? RR, please, the date has arrived!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003
The Forgiveness Within by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! Written before HBP. Set after OotP. Tonks is given a difficult assignment to help the Order. When her commitment waivers, can she turn to Severus Snape for support? Rated R for sexual situations and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Teacher, Teacher by Moaning Myrtle in the Loo reviews
Severus finds himself learning from Hermione, thanks to Dumbledore. A WIKTT challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Away from it all by Trespaises reviews
Part ten added. The secret is out.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,211 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 5/1/2003
When I Kissed The Teacher by Ninny Weasley reviews
One of these days, Gonna tell him I dream of him every night, One of these days, Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright... Ooh la la! Potions has never been this fun... MwaHaHaaa... Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
One Rainy Day by Writersblock1001 reviews
Rainy days and life changes seem to go hand and hand, for Arnold and Helga. This story shows how the most importaint events in their lives always happens during rany days A Illustrated Fanfiction[chapter 3 added]
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003
The Irresistible Potions Master by Serenthia reviews
Severus Snape is supposed to be one ugly git. So what happens when Voldemort removes a charm and everyone sees Severus Snape as he really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort
Same In The End by MDT reviews
FINISHED! On a frosty day in December, she decides to stop beating around the year-old bush and tell Arnold how she really feels... and all leads to certain tradgedy. Drama/Humor... It's kind of funny. Read it. PG-13 for STRONG LANGUAGE and ADULT THEMES!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,529 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 11/9/2002
Return To Innocence by Hilda2Helga reviews
A story of life told through the eyes of your not so typical high school boy. Of course I mean Arnold, everyone's favorite do-gooder with the cornflower hair...
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,973 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002
The Patakis by OldBetsy reviews
The Spin off that almost made it, as under the direction of several FF.net authors
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,817 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
Man For Every Month by Sevi Snape reviews
Dumbledore decides to make a men of Hogwarts calender and every man has to enter, even severus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Study of Modern Art by Ann Onamous reviews
In his senior year of college, Arnold reflects on the memory of an old classmate
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2002
SnapeSummer by Silent Shadow reviews
Due to the danger after Voldemort's return, Dumbledore decides that Harry has to spend the summer with a Hogwarts teacher. And it's sod's law that the only one who can take him is Snape... A little bit of everything (no slash)and a double dose of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,096 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/6/2002 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Horseshoes by Ang D reviews
This fanfic takes place in the aftermath of An Extremely Goofy Movie ... Max has to deal with a new houseguest, and he is NOT pleased.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,864 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 12/14/2000
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He Makes Me Want Her Again reviews
Based off the lyrics written by Ed Robertson of the Barenaked Ladies fame . It's all angst. Ron, Hermione, Snape: Who's broken? Who's mended? Read to find out. *SPOILER ALERT* Story has HEA... depending on your perspective
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape is Still Alive reviews
The following is a parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton from the video game Portal. Snape is alive. I refuse to be told otherwise! I'm not listening... la la la. Now a song and video on YOUTUBE. Add watch?v EoMeSXx-lV8&feature plcp to the youtube address!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
That's Weird reviews
Lila is out, now to get rid of Sean. Prom's coming up. Will Arnold go with Helga? Am I selfish? Will you read this?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Weird Al and Co Pandemonium reviews
First Time HP author! C'mon, read it. Chap. 1: Snape sings a Weird Al Song, Chap. 2: J.K. sings a Weird Al song, Chap. 3: Weird Al is played on the radio, and Tonks pays a visit
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Potions Master reviews
Could this be an anthem for Snape Fans? Probably not. Review to say it was stupid, review to say it was awful! Oops, forgot disclaimer: I don't own squat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Severus S.