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Joined 11-23-08, id: 1750053, Profile Updated: 09-11-14
Author has written 5 stories for Kick-Ass, Invader Zim, Dragon Ball Z, Hellboy, and Inuyasha.

Hey, its Thedealer, I used to be Mushi521 but I changed my user name because Thedealer is the handle I use everywhere else, so I figured why not.

I suppose you're expecting me to give you some description of my self telling you what kind of shows I like and what I like to do and a list of my favorite quotes and stuff like that, but I'm not going to do any of that, part of the reason being I hate that kind of stuff and the second part being that I suck at introductions so I'd rather leave you all with a "Hey Dudes and Dudettes" and leave it there, but sadly not every one likes to be referred to dude so I'm just going to say "Yo" and hope that suffices.

-Thedealer

(Update)

I'll be deleting and revamping some fanfics so if things go missing don't worry I'll try to have them back up.

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12 Hours by Shiny Vapor reviews
When Toothiana needs a break from her sisters late at night, she slips away and takes the elevator down to do some laundry. Coincidentally, her crush is also headed for a late night escape. Their worlds collide when a sudden twist of fate forces the two to spend the next twelve hours together. Modern AU. JackxTooth.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,262 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
In Memory of Prof Bruttenholm by Flint and Feather reviews
Movieverse, 2004. What might have Hellboy been doing during the days and nights after the murder of Professor Bruttenholm? Here's a one-shot supposition of events to fill in that unaddressed span of time, up to the mission to Moscow...Please read and if you review, excellent!
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Hellboy, Liz S. - Complete
Hell's Assassins by Flint and Feather reviews
Rival princes of Sheol strike contracts with lesser demons to descend to earth, and seize the Right Hand of Doom. Movieverse. M for fight action. M for loving. Please read and review!
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hellboy, Liz S. - Complete
Shadow's Purpose by Shiny Vapor reviews
An epic showdown at sunset with high stakes. SHADAMY. ONESHOT.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
Franklin and Nicky by TheAura74 reviews
Franklin Richards, the son of Reed, has no interaction with kids his own age besides his once-in-a-blue-moon team ups with Power Pack. He is soon introduced to Nicky Grimm, the son of Ben.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009
JtHM meets Nightmare before Christmas by ReadingFox reviews
Our Favorite Homicidal Maniac meets the daughter of our favorite Pumpkin King. Adventure abounds. Read on for Gore, Luaghs, and a bit of Drama.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Johnny C.
The Wild Card by Sophia Hawkins reviews
Batman and Robin attempt to save a girl the Joker has taken prisoner, and wind up becoming two new pawns in his game.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Baby Makes Three by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
Harley has some wonderful news for her puddin'...news that will take nine months to unfold.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,032 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harley Q., Joker
Battle For Batman by DeciphererofDarkness75 reviews
Sometimes, the person you hate the most becomes the person most dear to you. Riddler/Batman, Riddler/Two Face, Joker/Batman, Batman/ Superman
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bruce W., E. Nigma
Unwanted Guest by RavenFollower13 reviews
When the Titans go up on the roof to see a firework show, they see something they didn't expect. When a girl named Ella arrives from the future with a SPECIAL connection to a certain dark Titan, what sort of 'horrific' things will she uncover? BBxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,691 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Joker's Big Surprise by TwilightJD146 reviews
What happens when Harley tells Joker her giant and surprising news that may take their realationship to the next level!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Joker, Harley Q.
Waffles by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Dib is rather submissive. ZaDR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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Woman in the water reviews
A demon has been terrorizing the half brother of a prominent warlord and it becomes all out war when the demon steal his brother away, a war that Inuyasha and company are quickly dragged into, but they quickly learn that things aren't all the appear to be.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014
Hellboy III: Birth of the Apocalypse reviews
There is a prophecy many people talk about, Anung un Rama will bury the world in ash and fire, or so they said, but Hellboy makes his own destiny, he made that very clear, but what is written in the books of fate cannot be undone, the end days will come. (This is basically a re-write and reupload of me and a friends fanfic of the same name)
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014
Earth's betrayal
Goku and the others are not going to live forever,that was clear to Bulma. And if they should die the earth was doomed. So she made them the perfect soilders, maybe too perfect. She only wanted to help.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011
Wait till they get a load of me reviews
Mag's little sister has always been a bit of a trouble maker, what with her love of choas and her passion for murder but he never expected her to take up crime. Now the siblings must face the ultimate challange getting rid of eachother.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Christopher G./Red Mist
trouble in X5Ykar reviews
X5-Ykar has been taken over by the irkens and the ambassador's children have been given as gifts to tallest red and purple.but when the two escape with the help of Zim's sister with not only a new sir unit but a mass weapon a hunt begins to retreive them.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,064 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Zim, Dib