HI!i love twilight,i am addicted, and obsessed really.anyway...my world kinda revolves around Stephenie Meyer.i look,out my window and scream when ever i see a silver Volvos, red BMWs,red jeeps,and rusty red Chevy trucks.I read fan fiction until 3 in the morning then wakeup at 9:00 and start reading again(the cycle never stops!).I think that Stephenie Meyer is God,and that Twilight is the Bible.I never go to a web site unless it is somehow related to Twilight.ALL my books have names.my breaking dawn is also my baby,her name is Renesmee,she is my little angle!my name is Mrs. Edward Cullen,and i honestly believe that,so back off he is MINE.i am a vampire and i WILL bite you if you so much as think about him!and i will know if you think about him because he will tell me.i have a Twilight shrine in my room,and most every thing on it has a name,this is my twilight CD,the books,pics of the cast,news papers,and a LOT more.my friends call me the stupid lamb because i a obsessed with the 'so the lion fell in love with the lamb' line from the meadow scene. If any of this sounds like you,yes you are obsessed.yay for you!;)BTW i am NOT a writer,i am a reviewer.i can't write for beans!but i DO come up with some really awesome plots,if you ever have writers block,i come in handy,i just can't spell if my life depended on it!
guess what?!I HATE MY PARENTS!!they blocked all M rated fanfiction-lets hear it..."NOOOOOO!!I AM SO SO SO SORRY 4 U BELLA!WAT CAN WE DO TO EASE YOUR PAIN?!"...well i'll tell you what u can do damn it!all of you M rated writers that have come to check my profile cuz i left a good review for you-please gets on knees to begplease PLEASE send the rest of the chapters to my email and any new TWILIGHT (twilight only people) lemons and M rated things to me!my email is (and don't give this to people i don't know) email@example.com i can not review anymore...starts to cry and falls on floor crying very hardi know you all love my reviews.and i love your stories and therefor i love to review and help those in need of writers block meds,but sadly i have new parental blocks up and i can't even go to you tube or myspace!so yes this is hard on every one i know online...but if you miss me enough you can always email me(my email is about the only thing not blocked)and i swear to the twilight gods i will reply.i always reply!!fun!any way...i will still review just cuz i am a die hard reviewer and i love y'all,only my reviews well be via email and PMs so don't freak if u start getting my amazing reviews from ur inbox people!i love you and i think I'll update my blog soon cuz i haven't in a while...if you need more info on why i hate blocks and love twilight go to my blog...no one every does but i would love for you to really i would!love y'all and PLEASE send me stories i have nothing to read...rolls on floor crying ass offbboooooo hoooooo!!i miss fanfiction!!
hi!just found this on someones profile,loved it so i am putting it here-
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
COPY AND PASTE!-
if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.
if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.
if you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.
If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile
If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile.
If you cried in new moon then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.(for me this is like half the people at me school!die people die!)
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx , xxchrisnellexx,Stupid Labm97,...
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.)
if someone has ever told u that u act like a blond,and u told them '1.i am NOT blond and F.wat the heck or u talking about?r u color blind? OME!u r!some one call a doctor!'copy and paste this 2 ur profile!(i only do this as a joke!i am not really that stupid!)
if u have ever wished that everyone would die already,just so they can stop talking to u copy and paste
if u some times fell that someone is watching u than u turn around and a stranger am standing right behind u and u run away screaming something about 'stranger danger' at the top of ur lungs copy and past this
if u have a teddy bear setting next to u RIGHT now copy and paste this
if u think that ur not self centered in anyway,and yet u look in the bathroom at least 5 times a hour copy and paste this
if u think that copying and pasteing is dumb then go away.
if u hang out with some one but they hate ur guts and wish u would die-copy-then-paste-this-NOW!(then tell them they suck balls-then take it back saying that they can't get any balls anyway,and that they wish they did!oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! )
if u think that football sucks and all sports should b banded from tv,then please copy and past
WHO IS THE FRIEND?WHO IS THE BEST FRIEND?FIND OUT!-
Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Friends: Say "see you later!"
Friends: Forgive you.
Friends: Politely refuse food.
Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Friends: Are only through school.
Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Friends: Forget you.
Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Friends: Annoy you.
Friends: Like you.
Friends: Laugh with you.
Friends: Tell you you deserve better
Best Friends:Prank Call him and say you will die in seven days...
Friends: will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
what u r about 2 read will blow ur mind!-
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
amazing right?i love it-if u could read and understand what this says-copy and paste!;-)
okay i found this on someones profile (thanks 2 Edward-Lover1!!)and i couldn't help but cry!it is SO sad and sweet and i was really only crying cuz i can't get a hold of my new bf Zak and it says something 'bout my boyfriend Zack' in it...and i have tried for 3 day's now 2 talk 2 him after he left 2 c his friend that got in a car crash...ZAK IF YOU READ THIS I AM REALLY MAD RIGHT NOW AND U BETTER GET ONLINE AND TALK 2 ME!!anyway...
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,
I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
sobbing like a crazy personTHATS JUST SO SAD!!
(props 2 Edward-Lover1 again i am like takeing all ur profile and putting it here!lolz!)
This is Bunny.
HI!so i know that i haven't writen any stories AT ALL-but this is simple to expain-i don't write. i review, you would have known that if you looked at my bio but you didn't..any way i got these for those of you that can't find pretty dresses for your stories-if you want to use them you can but you have to tell me so i can read your story!and if its M ranted you have to send it to my email cuz i can't read it other wise...here you go!-
this is my fav,i want 2 buy this for my self- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3245439824/
this is a pretty one,off whte makes me think of princess- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3245439894/
last wedding dress i got,love it its like silk or something and i think it might b gold- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3245439954/
my dream ring,it has my birthstone in it and it reminds me of Edward's eyes- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3245440014/
how i think Bella's ring SHOULD look like, September birthstone- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3244612885/
taylor swift on the red carpet,maybe a bella dress i think of it as a rosalie dress-http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3241684963/
can be anyone's dress but i think rosalie would wear it just cuz i do-http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3245440516/
now i KNOW that some of you think red is rosalie's color and i do to so here is a Rose prom dress- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3244612961/in/photostream/
i think Alice's color is yellow so- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3244613001/in/photostream/
i love this dress and i think it screams Alice- http://www.flickr.com/photos/stupid_lamb_pics/3244613037/in/photostream/
all of those are things i liked and i thought i would share cuz i know you all want inspiration- you can use them for anyone and even other books then Twilight but i used them for Twilight and for the people i did. so deal with it. that blue one for Rosalie was a dress Taylor Swift wore and i don't care if you don't like Taylor Swift i just think that its a cute dress and you know I'm right. please don't be mean about the fact that i have my ring and dress picked out i get bored and i surf the net ok? so make sure you send me a email if you use them cuz i want to read your story- email is firstname.lastname@example.org. those all came from my FLICKR account and you can look at my photostream if you want i don't care and there is some funny Twilight pics on there-i have a lot more just leave a comment if you want more!love love love -stupidlamb9-