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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

I have indeed been gone for quite a long time now, but that doesn't mean that I don't think about all the good times I used to have when writing different disney-related stories for the loving fans that I have. In the present time, I've been through far too many problems between my family, friends, and obviously, myself. I will be writing short stories once in a while, and if you are all full of luck, I will write any good story idea that one of the many of you amazing fans may end up sending me via private messaging. Anyone could private message me for questions, story ideas, special requests, etc. Thank you all for continuing to read my older stories and adding them to your favorites as well as putting me into your list of favorite authors. :)

In addition to my explanations of as to why I have not continued to commit into my story-writing, I will most definitely do beta work for those who request me to fix their stories, but only if their committed in sending me stories that are even worth being fixed up here and there on certain parts of their stories' passages. Again, private message me for more information of what I'm committed of doing, as I am currently majoring in English, Literature, Grammar, and Vocabulary.

I find no essential need for anyone on this website to know any information about me and my personal life. That's completely unnecessary among fanfic writers and readers. Thank you very much to those who respect my privacy.

Semes are first and Ukes are second (i.e. Sasuke and Naruto; Sasuke is Seme since he's listed first, and Naruto is Uke since he's listed second)

Favorite Inuyasha Pairings:

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha


Sasuke and Naruto

Naruto and Sasuke

Shino and Kiba

Kisame and Itachi

Kakashi and Iruka

Sasori and Deidara

Gaara and Kankuro

Akatsuki character pairings vary. It depends actually.

Pairings I absolutely loathe:

Sasuke and Sakura

Itachi and Sakura

Actually, anyone of anything, for that matter, that has to do with that disgusting and vile character known as Sakura. Seriously.

Inuyasha and Kagome (No, please; Just no. Kikyo is perfect for Inuyasha, not that annoying, defenseless, piece-of-shit Kagome!)

Sesshomaru and Rin (It's basically statutory rape amongst children in anime and in general life. Point is it's petrifying and disgraceful.)

Miroku and Inuyasha (It's not even normal to pair these two characters together. They don't mix well at. all. Not even for sex-only stories!)

Kagome and Kikyo (On top of the fact that I would only write a yuri under certain circumstance, requests, and whatnot, these two shouldn't go together. They're basically the same person, so it's like masturbation. Come on now...)

Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!

1) Kakashi

2) Kisame

3) Pein

4) Naruto

5) Sakura

6) Itachi

7) Deidara

8) Obito

9) Sasuke

10) Gaara

11) Shino

12) Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No I have not. Fortunately, Itachi and Shino would make for a good rape story full of tragedy and - well - terrible scenes. -Evil smirk-

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Of course, he's extremely good-looking. He's my favorite character when it comes to physical appearance and personality. Both of us are quite similar really; that's why he's my favorite.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Oh goodness. I'm not entirely sure, since puppet masters don't mix well with those who have the sharingan. LOL

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh my God, are you kidding? But of course! He's like the main character alongside Naruto that I read most of my fanfics about!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Holy nigger. Yes. That's like, the best of the best when it comes to the Akatsuki pairs.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Holy triple deck full of cheese nigger. This is the worse thing anyone could ask. Even if a computer asks. Jesus. I can't even... I don't know how to answer. I suppose five and nine ONLY, and I repeat, ONLY because I would make it a revenge-rape story where she ends up getting killed in the end by his bare hands. :)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

OMG xD scrolling up to check who was supposed to be who in this question literally made me laugh out loud. I'm guessing that Deidara would either freak out and close the door on his awkward way towards another location/room, or he would join in, ask to join in, or be forced to join in. LOL

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

It was known to be an impossible task for two red-headed men to become nothing more than one in a harmonious relationship, whether it'd be a compelling commitment between both Pein and Gaara to remain together through the hidden forests outside of Konoha, or if both red-heads would have an unfortunate ending to their everlasting love. Would it become a possibility for these two red-heads to somehow become one without any problem, or would they have to meet their terrible fate as hidden criminals for committing a loathed crime?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Definitely. I would make one. :)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Suck It Up, Puppet

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I'm not particularly certain of this to be honest with everyone. It would have to be One de-flowering Four.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not really. I don't have many friends, only a few good ones. They're not into Naruto anymore, and neither am I, but for the sake of my fans I've tried to remember things about my once-favorite anime. lol

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not at all. It shouldn't be a shock, he's one of the least important characters.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Um, I mean... I suppose if they made the fanfic something that had to do with Kisame making love to Naruto and then Sakura finds them and threatens to expose both of them to everyone as to how they've been doing things together even though they're obviously not supposed to, for different reasons, and towards the end Sakura gets threatened ten times worse by Kisame and eventually him and Naruto rape, then brutally abuse, and finally kill Sakura - then yes, one or more of my good friends would write about them. -Evil chuckle-

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Kankuro, what's wrong with you, we're bro - ah! Fuck that felt good!" unintentionally screamed passionately, which then lead to a low murmur, "Don't stop, Kankuro."

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I have no idea, but the first thing that popped into my head was Lovely by Sara Haze for some strange reason.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

The following fanfic contains descriptive sexual scenes that would have pints of blood gushing out of any yaoi fan's pathetic nose, due to the lustrous sensations that would enable anyone's hormones to entice themselves in a story filled with cum, sweat, cigarettes, and, oh that's right; A little bit of the well-known perverted Kakashi, evil-minded Itachi, and puppet master Sasori in a mind-boggling sex-crazed orgy. ;) (Need I say more for this heavenly idea?)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Kisame, I know you might think you deceived me really well, but I think you're the one that's been deceived because I've been pret-ty horny lately," he ended his triumphant statement with nothing more than a vicious smirk, and seductively made his way elsewhere as he quickly caught sight of Kisame clenching his fists from the corner of his eye.

19) How might Eleven warn eight regarding his relationship with two?

Shino made his way through the ongoing wedding and interrupted the pastor as he was about to declare Kisame and Obito husband and husband, "I'm so sorry for interrupting at the very last minute, but I've decided to tell the shameful truth about how Kisame has been unfaithful to his almost-to-be husband, pastor."

Kisame stared at Shino with an expression of utter disbelief and could not help but turn his head to face what was to be his husband. Obito glanced away in pure shame, not knowing who or what to believe in anymore, just as Shino guessed he would have.

20) How emo is Seven?

Um... I supposed out of a scale between one and ten, I'd say roughly four out of ten.

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Depends what mood I'm in.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Obviously a Naruto yaoi fan, but I like other animes, such as my new favorite that's called Junjou Romantica, an anime that has animal-like characters that are named Jesse and Marty, and others.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, I have not.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Plushy dolls, key chains, stickers, and one puzzle.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Naruto, only because I consider myself to be just like him, except with a mix between Sasuke and Kakashi, only because I am very perverted (lol, guilty), and Sasuke because I could be a definite asshole sometimes when necessary.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? I think both a really cute actually, but in my opinion, Hinata and Kiba match a lot better, because of their opposite personalities and looks.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru only. Period. I don't like Sakura. But! I love all characters, I don't care who they are, or how they are. They should all be respected equally, believe it or not.

9) Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki; I would probably be the new girl who'd be forever alone in a corner reading different types of depressing books, but hopefully that wouldn't deceive any of the members because I can be very deadly and frightening whenever I feel the need to do so...

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I wish! Dear lord, even a little kid would know that it isn't normal to believe that Obito is Tobi when the kid died years ago. I mean, seriously. It's called using common sense and logic!

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father' theory? -Facepalm- You've got to be kidding me, right? I'll be pretty damn offended if someone who could be Naruto's twin or older clone was said to "obviously" not be his father. Minato looks identical to Naruto! Like... There's no difference whatsoever between them. It's almost like Minato conceived Naruto himself. lol

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ...Kisame. Guilty meets my pleasure with my evil little shark. -Sly smile-

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I despise Sasuke. He's an idiot, the biggest asshole in the world, and even if he was real and threatened to murder me in front of the ones I loved, I would say all of this to his face. In addition, I would probably add that he needs to grow a pair of some nice round balls to help him become a real man. He's just a little bitch to every remaining member of the Akatsuki. His asshole must be bigger than a huge sinkhole.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. I'm far too busy with my studies to be dealing with anime and manga all the time like most dumbass, anime freaks do. No offense though.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Unfortunately, yes.

17) Sub or dub? Sub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Neither. I'm not obsessed with her, nor am I a bitch when it comes to talking about her or creating a story about her.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Annoying in a funny way. ;)

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara. (-_-)

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly-ass-piece-of-shit-nerd.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Not the slightest idea, nor do I care.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Weird. Don't like him at all.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? I don't remember was OOC is. Either way, I'm not sure.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? No, I like nigger pancakes. (-_-)

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Read top line.

27) Do you like lemons? Read the answer I put on the previous two questions! Jesus.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No...?

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. My oldest niece. She doesn't like anime anymore though.

32) Have you ever drawn Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes, that used to happen.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'? I don't remember.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Completely. That was a few years ago, though.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. That occurs only among dumbass anime freaks. -Pretends to hurl-

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Sure, why not?

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Dear God, that would be amazing. But, no, I do not. :(

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I used to. Might do it again, but I highly doubt it.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Not at all. -Hurls- Gross...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, I remember I made up the name "Kiyoshino Hikaru". Its meaning was beautiful to me. NO ONE TAKES MY NAME!!

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Definitely.

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Um, I guess a female Kiba to be quite honest with you. But then again, I'd be Naruto so I don't know...

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What is Love? by brecky reviews
Aphrodite doesn't think she knows what love really is, so she partakes in some self-discovery. Part of Windwhistles's Aphrodite Challenge. Includes Aphrodite/Ares/Hephaestus, Eros/Psyche, Orpheus/Eurydice, Echo/Narcissus, Hera/Zeus, and more.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 60,136 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Aphrodite
Alpha Omega by Jaszmine reviews
Stiles recently found out that he is an omega who can conceive childern. The mating run is in two weeks and he wonders who its going to be? He sure hopes they like curly fries as much as he does. Pack dynamicsXMpregXcuddles XD
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/21/2015 - [Derek H., Stiles S.]
Helpless Case by ArchArrow1 reviews
AU. Mr. Hale seemed like a great guy and an even better teacher. He had that I-can-create-change outlook that all teachers seem to have before students eventually beat it out of them. Stiles respected that, he really did and normally he would have been all for it but the constant series of awkward boners and constant mid-class fantasies made this a little difficult. SLASH. STEREK.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,040 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Storms by kazenoyouni reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 128,832 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Afternoon Tea by LexiInTardisWithSherlockAndCas reviews
John and Sherlock fluff one rainy afternoon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Experimental Sexual Practices by 1lostone reviews
Sherlock has a rather extensive list of things he wishes to try. If John's up for it. PWP. (I mean it!)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto and the Nutcracker by LoZfanchick reviews
Naruto and The Nutcracker Xover. Naruto gets a nutcracker from Kiba, at night he sees his nutcracker fighting a snake king. Then he shrinks and is dragged to a messed up world. humor and romance, SASUNARUSASU. late X-mas story. Sasu nutcracker. T for safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,376 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darkshines by Alicia of the Temptation reviews
He wasn't delicate, tentative. He was rougher, passionate, spreading heat through the other man's body. They didn't fit together physically, but their sensitivities and heartbreak mingled. It was comfortable, heavenly, even.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jeremy G. - Complete
Fall With Me by Master of the Rebels reviews
Damian receives an unexpected visitor.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sweet Mornings by moonlitwritings reviews
Naruto gave him a sweet kiss on the lips, "You can be so nice when you're not acting as if you have a stick up your butt." * Happy Birthday, Bluegirl20! *
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Friendship Put To Music by Just Birthday reviews
The beautiful sounds of a grand piano echo through the residence of West. Surely, it was Roderich playing upon the ivory and ebony keys of the wooden instrument, painted in a shiny black. But, personally, the piano was not as beautiful as it's player.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
SasuScrouge by LoZfanchick reviews
AU sasunaru narusasu. Sasuke is a scrouge and three ghost will lead him back to his lover.....or will judgement day stop him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love by LoZfanchick reviews
sasunaru lemon! naruto is threatened, Sasuke is there for him, and as i said lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four by LoZfanchick reviews
AU lemon sasunaru! Sasuke's horny and Naruto keeps torturing him. LEMON! :3 come read bc i suck at summeries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mermen by LoZfanchick reviews
Disney meets Naruto! main sasunaru! kibahina, kakairu. follows The Little Mermaid's storyline but there are differences. : short chapters. M for later chapters. lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Heart Can Only Take So Much by milkchocolatehot64 reviews
One night, Naruto got a call from a drunk Sasuke. They go at it like rabbits, but the next day, Sasuke doesn't remember. They love each other. Can Naruto remind him, or is there so much his heart can take? SAKURA BASHING! MPREG! MAJOR lemon 1st ch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Need You! by milkchocolatehot64 reviews
InuYasha has always known that he loved Sesshomaru. Does Sesshomaru love him too? Of course, but will he realize it before it's too late and loose InuYasha forever? yaoi! MPREG! MAJOR Kagome bashing and hurting. :P
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,336 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice by CerealK reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Too many firsts by SandXDemonX13 reviews
Itachi and Sasuke experience all their firsts as a couple, so come follow along for the journey. Ita/Sasu, Gaa/Naru, Neji/Naru, very minor Naru/Sasu. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Incendio by Marble Meadow reviews
HPHG One-shot intended but possibly more. Lemons! Smut! Adults only! Some slight angst at the beginning and a moral dilemma at the end. Sometimes there are consequences to indulging in passion. Complete in three chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chibi Cuteness! by Jelp reviews
How little ones interact...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Lover's Keeper by Dews reviews
Basically evil Orochimaru kidnapped Sasuke 7 years ago and Naruto is off to save him. There are missed feelings involved that may lead to hugs, kisses, lemons and hot sweaty sex. Rated M for sex and obsessive need for reviews. Woot, go lemon, go yaoi, GO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Weddings, Llamas, and Misunderstandings by darkalbino reviews
Weddings have never been this strange. Wedding giftfic for Jelp and Yuuko Uchiha. SasuNaru, KibaHina. HAPPY WEDDING DAY JELP! AND HAPPY SASUNARU DAY TOO! 8D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why I should have killed you by Dews reviews
If I had killed you, you would not bring back these heated memories that make me want you. LEMON, LIME and all that good stuff. Woot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
What Happened In Vegas by Sans Fire reviews
Sasuke and Naruto meet in Vegas. Immediately attracted to eachother, they have a night on the town and wake up...married? The judge refuses to divorce them, so they have to survive 6 months without killing each other. Or falling in love. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Camping at the lake by Liiddo reviews
Naruto and the gang desides to take a vacation, so they go on a camping trip to a lake outside konoha. What's gonna happend ? I'll give you a hint *cough*SMUT/LEMONS*cough* Sasunaru, shinokiba, nejigaa and others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Echo's love by swirlygirl12 reviews
Hopefully everyone reading this is familiar with Echo's story. If not, I'll do my best to explain it within the story. This story begins with everyone in Mt. Olympus and reaction to Echo's death, especially Zeus's. This is better explained inside!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009
My December by meet me in my dreams reviews
After a one night stand with the love of his life Harry runs from the spotlights for four years but what secrets did he take with him? nc, Lemon, mpreg, humor, angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hellish Summer by A Raven's Nest reviews
What do you get when you mix a brooding raven, a sunshiny blond with a bloody past, a lemony summer camp, and an underground world of crime that's out for their heads? A whole world of hell. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Absence by CerealK reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life in the gutter by deathskeith reviews
Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgiveness by A Raven's Nest reviews
So it's finally happened, eh teme? You ready to come back home? Guess what... I don't care. Dattebayo." NaruSasuNaru A fanfiction dedicated to Master of the Rebels. NC-17 sexual content, language, dark themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate and Cream and Yaoi, Oh My! by Gosangoku reviews
Yes, Uchiha Sasuke wanted to screw Uzumaki bloody Naruto. — Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Interesting Day by keikopanda102 reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to have sex HOW? What is wrong with him? funny stuff happens... yaoi... NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
SasuNaru by WhiteNightRain reviews
Oh wow. you know what I usually write. SasuNaru. Rated M for lemon, maybe language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected by WhiteNightRain reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha. He's come to see someone. The most unexpected person. Rated M for language, stalking, lemon etc. Has Sakura hate. Pairings: KakaIru. For others you have to read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's One on one Lemon by deannerocks123 reviews
Lemon Explict/ Mature.. Masturbation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kisame's gift by NIKO's little Weaselette reviews
the most random fanfic I've ever made... Itachi dresses up for his 'Sharky-kun' and well theres a lemon....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let There Be Love by Living Arts reviews
Short story about two sworn enemies. Shounen-ai/yaoi/lemon thingy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Far away by Crock-fever
This is a poem fic in Naruto's Point of veiw about how sasuke left and stuff.I'm really self contious about my poems so be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Compared to You by SasunaruTLA reviews
This is a sasunaru POEM! SWEET! YAY! Sasuke is telling us about how he sees Naruto! YAY! It's not angsty like all my other ones! YAY ME! POEM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Addict by LoZfanchick reviews
sasunaru lemon! The movie Blades of Glory is mentioned. : Sasuke tries a neew sex posistion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deal Or No Deal by darkalbino reviews
absolutley nothing to do with the game show, unless this game show involves sexy dances and ramen deals, SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Keep On Livin' by Animeloves001 reviews
Sequel to 'Surprise'. Sasuke and Naruto's son is 5 years old, and still terrified of Sasuke. So what happens when Sasuke is hospitalized with only a 10 percent chance of living? What will Naruto do, when he finds out he's pregnant again? SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 176 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Night by darkalbino reviews
Prom night, that one special night that all teenagers break their backs to make it to, how will this night end up for our favorite couple? Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fate is Twisted by Never.To.Late reviews
A oneshot with lemon. It's my first lemon so please be kind and give me constructive criticism!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A story by animeniac1 reviews
NaruSasu,AU,one shot, a lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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REMAKE Naruto and the Beast reviews
Sasuke was turned into a beast at the age of only thirteen. After waiting for five long years, waiting to see if by some miracle someone would fall in love with him, he finds a beautiful blond male whom he thinks could be the one... But is he right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruhontas reviews
This is the original disney story, except Naruto is Pocahontas and Sasuke is John Smith. The rest of the characters are mentioned in the story. I hope all my readers enjoy. WARNING: CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE,SEXUAL CONTENT AND A POSSIBLE LEMON IN THE ENDING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
This is a story about Sasuke and Naruto...Naruto is the prince and is asleep because of the spinning wheel...Will Sasuke be able to save him? I know horrible summary but a great story! R&R mostly review XD XD XD -ON HIATUS- Sorry, I'm kinda busy...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto and The Beast reviews
What happens when Sasuke is turned into a beast? Who is the one true love that will break the spell? NOW COMPLETE! ENJOY NEW READERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete