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I have indeed been gone for quite a long time now, but that doesn't mean that I don't think about all the good times I used to have when writing different disney-related stories for the loving fans that I have. In the present time, I've been through far too many problems between my family, friends, and obviously, myself. I will be writing short stories once in a while, and if you are all full of luck, I will write any good story idea that one of the many of you amazing fans may end up sending me via private messaging. Anyone could private message me for questions, story ideas, special requests, etc. Thank you all for continuing to read my older stories and adding them to your favorites as well as putting me into your list of favorite authors. :)
In addition to my explanations of as to why I have not continued to commit into my story-writing, I will most definitely do beta work for those who request me to fix their stories, but only if their committed in sending me stories that are even worth being fixed up here and there on certain parts of their stories' passages. Again, private message me for more information of what I'm committed of doing, as I am currently majoring in English, Literature, Grammar, and Vocabulary.
I find no essential need for anyone on this website to know any information about me and my personal life. That's completely unnecessary among fanfic writers and readers. Thank you very much to those who respect my privacy.
Semes are first and Ukes are second (i.e. Sasuke and Naruto; Sasuke is Seme since he's listed first, and Naruto is Uke since he's listed second)
Favorite Inuyasha Pairings:
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha
Sasuke and Naruto
Naruto and Sasuke
Shino and Kiba
Kisame and Itachi
Kakashi and Iruka
Sasori and Deidara
Gaara and Kankuro
Akatsuki character pairings vary. It depends actually.
Pairings I absolutely loathe:
Sasuke and Sakura
Itachi and Sakura
Actually, anyone of anything, for that matter, that has to do with that disgusting and vile character known as Sakura. Seriously.
Inuyasha and Kagome (No, please; Just no. Kikyo is perfect for Inuyasha, not that annoying, defenseless, piece-of-shit Kagome!)
Sesshomaru and Rin (It's basically statutory rape amongst children in anime and in general life. Point is it's petrifying and disgraceful.)
Miroku and Inuyasha (It's not even normal to pair these two characters together. They don't mix well at. all. Not even for sex-only stories!)
Kagome and Kikyo (On top of the fact that I would only write a yuri under certain circumstance, requests, and whatnot, these two shouldn't go together. They're basically the same person, so it's like masturbation. Come on now...)
Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No I have not. Fortunately, Itachi and Shino would make for a good rape story full of tragedy and - well - terrible scenes. -Evil smirk-
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Of course, he's extremely good-looking. He's my favorite character when it comes to physical appearance and personality. Both of us are quite similar really; that's why he's my favorite.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh goodness. I'm not entirely sure, since puppet masters don't mix well with those who have the sharingan. LOL
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Oh my God, are you kidding? But of course! He's like the main character alongside Naruto that I read most of my fanfics about!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Holy nigger. Yes. That's like, the best of the best when it comes to the Akatsuki pairs.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Holy triple deck full of cheese nigger. This is the worse thing anyone could ask. Even if a computer asks. Jesus. I can't even... I don't know how to answer. I suppose five and nine ONLY, and I repeat, ONLY because I would make it a revenge-rape story where she ends up getting killed in the end by his bare hands. :)
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
OMG xD scrolling up to check who was supposed to be who in this question literally made me laugh out loud. I'm guessing that Deidara would either freak out and close the door on his awkward way towards another location/room, or he would join in, ask to join in, or be forced to join in. LOL
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
It was known to be an impossible task for two red-headed men to become nothing more than one in a harmonious relationship, whether it'd be a compelling commitment between both Pein and Gaara to remain together through the hidden forests outside of Konoha, or if both red-heads would have an unfortunate ending to their everlasting love. Would it become a possibility for these two red-heads to somehow become one without any problem, or would they have to meet their terrible fate as hidden criminals for committing a loathed crime?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Definitely. I would make one. :)
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Suck It Up, Puppet
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I'm not particularly certain of this to be honest with everyone. It would have to be One de-flowering Four.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not really. I don't have many friends, only a few good ones. They're not into Naruto anymore, and neither am I, but for the sake of my fans I've tried to remember things about my once-favorite anime. lol
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not at all. It shouldn't be a shock, he's one of the least important characters.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Um, I mean... I suppose if they made the fanfic something that had to do with Kisame making love to Naruto and then Sakura finds them and threatens to expose both of them to everyone as to how they've been doing things together even though they're obviously not supposed to, for different reasons, and towards the end Sakura gets threatened ten times worse by Kisame and eventually him and Naruto rape, then brutally abuse, and finally kill Sakura - then yes, one or more of my good friends would write about them. -Evil chuckle-
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Kankuro, what's wrong with you, we're bro - ah! Fuck that felt good!" unintentionally screamed passionately, which then lead to a low murmur, "Don't stop, Kankuro."
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I have no idea, but the first thing that popped into my head was Lovely by Sara Haze for some strange reason.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
The following fanfic contains descriptive sexual scenes that would have pints of blood gushing out of any yaoi fan's pathetic nose, due to the lustrous sensations that would enable anyone's hormones to entice themselves in a story filled with cum, sweat, cigarettes, and, oh that's right; A little bit of the well-known perverted Kakashi, evil-minded Itachi, and puppet master Sasori in a mind-boggling sex-crazed orgy. ;) (Need I say more for this heavenly idea?)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Kisame, I know you might think you deceived me really well, but I think you're the one that's been deceived because I've been pret-ty horny lately," he ended his triumphant statement with nothing more than a vicious smirk, and seductively made his way elsewhere as he quickly caught sight of Kisame clenching his fists from the corner of his eye.
19) How might Eleven warn eight regarding his relationship with two?
Shino made his way through the ongoing wedding and interrupted the pastor as he was about to declare Kisame and Obito husband and husband, "I'm so sorry for interrupting at the very last minute, but I've decided to tell the shameful truth about how Kisame has been unfaithful to his almost-to-be husband, pastor."
Kisame stared at Shino with an expression of utter disbelief and could not help but turn his head to face what was to be his husband. Obito glanced away in pure shame, not knowing who or what to believe in anymore, just as Shino guessed he would have.
20) How emo is Seven?
Um... I supposed out of a scale between one and ten, I'd say roughly four out of ten.
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Depends what mood I'm in.
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Obviously a Naruto yaoi fan, but I like other animes, such as my new favorite that's called Junjou Romantica, an anime that has animal-like characters that are named Jesse and Marty, and others.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, I have not.
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Plushy dolls, key chains, stickers, and one puzzle.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Naruto, only because I consider myself to be just like him, except with a mix between Sasuke and Kakashi, only because I am very perverted (lol, guilty), and Sasuke because I could be a definite asshole sometimes when necessary.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? I think both a really cute actually, but in my opinion, Hinata and Kiba match a lot better, because of their opposite personalities and looks.
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru only. Period. I don't like Sakura. But! I love all characters, I don't care who they are, or how they are. They should all be respected equally, believe it or not.
9) Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki; I would probably be the new girl who'd be forever alone in a corner reading different types of depressing books, but hopefully that wouldn't deceive any of the members because I can be very deadly and frightening whenever I feel the need to do so...
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I wish! Dear lord, even a little kid would know that it isn't normal to believe that Obito is Tobi when the kid died years ago. I mean, seriously. It's called using common sense and logic!
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father' theory? -Facepalm- You've got to be kidding me, right? I'll be pretty damn offended if someone who could be Naruto's twin or older clone was said to "obviously" not be his father. Minato looks identical to Naruto! Like... There's no difference whatsoever between them. It's almost like Minato conceived Naruto himself. lol
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ...Kisame. Guilty meets my pleasure with my evil little shark. -Sly smile-
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I despise Sasuke. He's an idiot, the biggest asshole in the world, and even if he was real and threatened to murder me in front of the ones I loved, I would say all of this to his face. In addition, I would probably add that he needs to grow a pair of some nice round balls to help him become a real man. He's just a little bitch to every remaining member of the Akatsuki. His asshole must be bigger than a huge sinkhole.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. I'm far too busy with my studies to be dealing with anime and manga all the time like most dumbass, anime freaks do. No offense though.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Unfortunately, yes.
17) Sub or dub? Sub.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Neither. I'm not obsessed with her, nor am I a bitch when it comes to talking about her or creating a story about her.
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Annoying in a funny way. ;)
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara. (-_-)
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly-ass-piece-of-shit-nerd.
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Not the slightest idea, nor do I care.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Weird. Don't like him at all.
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? I don't remember was OOC is. Either way, I'm not sure.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? No, I like nigger pancakes. (-_-)
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Read top line.
27) Do you like lemons? Read the answer I put on the previous two questions! Jesus.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No...?
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No.
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. My oldest niece. She doesn't like anime anymore though.
32) Have you ever drawn Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes, that used to happen.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'? I don't remember.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Completely. That was a few years ago, though.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. That occurs only among dumbass anime freaks. -Pretends to hurl-
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Sure, why not?
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Dear God, that would be amazing. But, no, I do not. :(
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I used to. Might do it again, but I highly doubt it.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Not at all. -Hurls- Gross...
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, I remember I made up the name "Kiyoshino Hikaru". Its meaning was beautiful to me. NO ONE TAKES MY NAME!!
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Definitely.
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Um, I guess a female Kiba to be quite honest with you. But then again, I'd be Naruto so I don't know...