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Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Sigh. Sweet bajeesus. It's been awhile. I think I just won an award for most incompetent author. Or lost an award dedicated to most competent author.

Any reason I could give to explain to you I can't verify, so just know I am sorry, and I've wanted to update these babies for years. I missed them all, and recently re-read them, and excluding 'Like the Clouds in the sky' (I want some of what I was on when I wrote that), they were really good. I was not physically capable of updating them, but now I am, and I will, cause honestly I had fun writing them.

Like the Clouds in the Sky

I feel like it'd be wrong to take down Like the clouds in the Sky sense so many people really liked it. Even though it made me laugh a lot reading it again now that I'm older, it made me cringe a lot too. Like... it just seems so very bad. I even threw my ex boyfriend in there. Lol, why? Yeah that whole Mary sue dynamic was even there. Why? I found myself asking that a lot. Past Isaiah didn't answer me.

Anyway, as the trusty Mental patient, I will abandon all shame, so you can laugh at it, and sometimes with it. So, it is literally only returning cause some people seemed to like it, and I think you'd get a lot of laughs at least. Now, I'm no tera gilesbie, but damn I was close.

All that said, It had to be redone. It can be salvaged, I have grown to a pretty damn good writer. So I will finished it. I was gonna leave it as is for shits and giggles but I just shitted when I read it. That's it. No giggles. Some stuff was retarded, other stuff just down right offensive- it was just bad. It's over four years later? Three? And I'd have to try and keep in pace (in horrible...horrible pace) with where ever the hell I left off. I wish I could ask all those people who faved it if they even remember reading it, and if so, would they grace it with reading the next chapter, or are they all older too, and now probably going to see it how I do? Oh man, I am old and jaded. Jesus. It will be re-uploaded one day, I am redoing it now, and I am on the tail end of finishing Quick and the dead

The Quick and the Dead

That is almost done. I am going to finish all the last chapters, and then you will see them. It's not abandoned. I love it too much.

Anyways, I am getting my wits together, forgive me. I can promise you one thing, the sun will rise tommorow. If I was god, you'd have to wait years before you got the next rainfall. Then again, if I was God, I could update properly. Then again, if I was god, the reason I couldn't update wouldn't have happened.

Let's all be happy I'm not god.

Night,

Isaiah

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The Topology of Compassion by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
Sequel to The Art of Isolation. A year after his supposed death, there are copious amounts of questions to be answered, and scraps of broken trust to be mended when Mello reappears in Near and Michael's lives. However, things can never really be that easy, as danger seems to follow on Mello's trail like a bad habit. MxN.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,442 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Near, Mello
Your Daily Caffeine Fix by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
It all starts with Axel and Cloud working at the local coffee bar. Their boss is an ass and they get their fair share of nasty customers. Throw in a handful of new co-workers and a few gorgeous regulars and what do you get? — AkuRoku, Cleon, Zemyx, SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Axel, Roxas] [Riku, Sora]
The Drabble Series by kurosora1984 reviews
Basically a giant dump of oneshots, all pairings. AkuRoku, RiSo, Zemyx, Cleon, and more! Some stories may be pure smut. Some may be pure fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 150 - Words: 231,835 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas
The Lovers' Circle by nicevenn reviews
Tired of feeling alone, Harry agrees to play a matchmaking game with the other eighth-years. It's just a game, after all. What harm could it do? This fic is completed and will be posted in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love is not Sight nor Sound by Cheer-The-Underdog-On reviews
Axel is deaf. Roxas is blind. It's a bit complicated, but who said love was easy? M Akuroku. Lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Who You Are by Caeli Caerulea reviews
Life goes on peacefuly on the islands. The only problem is that Sora begins to understand how he really feels about Riku. SoraXRiku, lots of yaoi, minor language, Rated M for scenes of intercourse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Blow Up Babes and Bracelets by Cheer-The-Underdog-On reviews
Roxas is a blow up doll, and Axel is agoraphobic. Sometimes magic can be found in weird, weird ways. M to be safe due to adult humor.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
LUCKY XIII by White Silver and Mercury reviews
You weren't supposed to be on a first-name basis with your regulars, even if they were your regulars. And you certainly weren't supposed to maybe fall in love with them, either. When Axel told him to put his hands down his pants, Roxas was fully prepared to pretend. But he didn't have to. - M - AkuRoku - for nijuuni/nijuukoo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Axel, Roxas, Sora, Riku
Human Equations by kurosora1984 reviews
One delinquent punk sophomore plus one studious senior tutor times the power of 8-inch cock divided by initial antagonism times (40-minute tutoring period times 3 days a week times 4 weeks) equals boyfriends. Equation solved for EggDropSoup plus commission. Aku plus Roku equals there will be no actual math in this story because OW MY HEAD.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Ring Stains by Pand0r4 reviews
Heart break, accidents, terrible jobs and living in a place where coffee gets cold too fast. Day to day life of Axel- till he put an ad in the paper.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Truth by Ebil Chameleon reviews
AkuRoku/SoRiku/Zemyx/Seiner. COMPLETE! "You scare him the most, Roxas. You are Axel's biggest fear. Because he's terrified of hurting you."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 232,282 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bedside Manner by megyal reviews
Healer Malfoy is brilliant, but kind of horrible with patients. And Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Because of You by YaOiPrInCeSs16 reviews
RESUMED! Summary is inside. A yaoi btw Riku x Sora and other pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,454 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Riku, Sora
Guilty Conscience by FreeKiwi reviews
How do rich kids enact revenge on Zexion? They convince the pool boy to pretend to be Zexion's conscience. The pool boy convinces Zexion he has to change his ways or he'll die. Everyone else? They just have to keep a straight face. -Zemyx- -AR- -SR-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,554 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Demyx, Zexion
At the End of the Day by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM No brooms, a distinct lack of balls, no comprehension of the offside rule and a Malfoy who apparently has magic feet. Harry never knew this stupid game could be so much fun. Written for funsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trenches by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Born in the Wrong Body by Azurela reviews
Full summary inside dumb char limit; But,later in the story- to give you a bit of an idea- Axel can't help but fall for the new girl at school. What will he do though when he finds out that his dream girl is really a transsexual boy? Akuroku later
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,591 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drosselmeyer's Doll by kurosora1984 reviews
Axel's eyes clung to the doll, silent adoration shining in them. Oh, if he had known he would come to love his own creation this much, perhaps he never would have made him. Christmas AkuRoku commission for BatPhace
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reason by terra hotaru reviews
I like it when you smile, but I love it when I'm the reason. AkuRoku. Inspired by makemestfu. Fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Double Entendre by Liebestraum reviews
Matsuda has long suspected L and Light are more intimate than meets the eye. Now, Matsuda finally has conclusive evidence to back up his theory...or does he? Aizawa and Matsuda are on a mission. Oneshot - L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Honey, I'm Home! by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
After a satisfying day at the office, Seifer comes home wanting to unwind from work in his favourite way. Too bad Hayner is too busy to pay attention to him. How long can Seifer last? Seiner Oneshot. Complete. Lemon. Birthday gift for Pahoyhoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Relaxation by kubrick reviews
Harry wanted to be relaxed but he had no idea it would be like this. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Big Questions by Deathangel113 reviews
There are some questions that are just frustrating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Play by kurosora1984 reviews
One winner. One loser. And a whole lot of ladies underwear. AkuRoku. Happy Valentine's Day 2011.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How My Best Friend Screwed Me Over by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[AkuRoku] It’s funny how life doesn’t always work out how we want. I mean, I expected to leave high school with average grades, looks, and maybe a girlfriend. But my best friend had another plan and decided to turn my life upside down. Some friend huh?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,363 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Talk To Me by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* "Neither of us is leaving until we work this out. Now, get in the bed." Draco began stalking over to Harry. Light bondage, much anger
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stuck by IWillAvengeL reviews
If I told you what is happening it would give it away. Let's just say that L and Light are a bit stuck.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flight Cancelled by Lumeton reviews
Sora's flight is cancelled and a silver haired stranger strikes up a conversation with him. Will one thing lead to another?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
What Malfoy's Don't Do by Zoey Rowan reviews
Malfoys don't sleep on couches. Harry and Draco have a fight and Draco ends up on the couch. Fluffy and angsty, but it all works out in the end. Written for Kamerreon's Secret Santa Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Want to Marry Sora! by Izaiazar reviews
"Sora, do you want to marry me?"... "don't you have to ask my daddy first?" ..."If I ask Uncle Cloud, then will you marry me?"..."Yes." Soriku , Akuroku ,Cleon ,and more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - [Riku, Sora] [Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.]
Nova Cupiditas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
7 Hours in Hell by sylent nighthowl reviews
Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shameless Untitled Porn by jtsbbsps-dk reviews
'Malfoy visits Harry in his bed after the Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw Quidditch match' aka shameless porn with a fluffy cherry on top. NC-17! Mature content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Draco Stole Victory by Rockstorm reviews
"Every cod down in Hogwarts liked Potter a lot. But Draco, who lived just under Hogwarts, did not." A Harry/Draco slash re-telling of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Suess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by Galadriell reviews
Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Creature Within by nicevenn reviews
Draco knew from the moment they boarded the Hogwarts Express that this year was going to be a disaster. Veela fic. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate, Spice, and Everything Nice by ArwendeImladris reviews
Kirk is secretly in love with his first officer. Spock is secretly intoxicated by chocolate. Add in an away mission, a day in the snow, and a hot brown beverage. Hint: it isn't coffee.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Batting for the Other Side by Birdland reviews
Summary: Harry and Draco discuss whether they are Team Edward or Team Jacob. Established relationship. Boy love/Slash/Yaoi. Bella-bashing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Kissed a Malfoy by Stormie Night reviews
We were at a party, things got a little out of hand. I kissed Malfoy. What to do? AU HP/DM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Exchange Student by Lumeton reviews
Sora was sure the exchange student named Riku wasn't to be trusted. Can Riku prove him wrong?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,402 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Cold by Dark Alice Lilith Strife reviews
The away team have a mission on Delta Vega. Due to the coldness, Kirk gets closer to Spock. Spock/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something Like Belonging by Cassis Luna reviews
Tomorrow the world will know that Draco's taken and kept, but what they won't know is that Harry is as well. HPDM, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Learning New Charms' 6 in 13 Nights by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE. Hogwarts, 8th Year. Pansy sticks her nose in Draco's business.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Something to Talk About' 5 of 13 Nights by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE. Post-War. Oh, this was so obvious! I simply had to! A little talking-to to get thru a lonely night, yes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Bump in the Night by DB2020 reviews
When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
iSleepover by demondreaming reviews
Carly agrees to sleep over at Sam's while Spencer is out of town, but she has an ulterior motive... Rated M, Cam femmeslash'n burn. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
What If They Found Out? by Galadriell reviews
Just as the title suggest, what if they found out? Real world meets fan fiction. Each chapter is a different one-shot, where each pairing finds out about their adventures in FFN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's Just a Fat Shirt by LadyPoetry reviews
In which the Fabulous Green Shirt makes an appearance and Spock is slightly less than logical. Spirk, M/M, , mostly just cute.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Familiar Familiar by nicevenn reviews
In which Draco learns that not all seers are frauds, and not all former enemies are as insufferable as they once seemed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
James has been caught flirting. Again. So it's Spock's duty to show the young Captain who he really belongs to. ::Possessive!Spock:: K/S. Very Mature.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by ConstantSnow reviews
They loved and hated each other more than anything or anyone else in the world. One-shot. Based loosely off of 'Love The Way You Lie' by Eminem Ft. Rihanna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Boredom in the Face of Klingons by mattmetzger reviews
Second in the Progression Series. Jim thinks you simply have no choice but to respect a man who can look bored in the middle of Klingon torture.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Teeth by ConstantSnow reviews
Harry followed Malfoy into the Forbidden Forest during a night in sixth year. NC-17 Rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sora, Riku, and the Notes by axelroxmysox reviews
If Sora and Riku ever passed notes, here's my Fanfic on what I think they might say. This is not yaoi peoples!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sora, Riku
Nothing Here by Mazereader reviews
Hard M, I couldn't get it out of my mind...inspired by Denial Spock...SLASH PEOPLE, spock is in denial and jim is ...what can i say no real plot...PLEAZE REVIEW
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Trace by hpgirl4ever reviews
Draco can't sleep,mind plauged by hard memories, and Harry's there to confort him, but when the hard memories plauging him are from an event in Harry's past, will they both be able to handle it? Written for HPCF's Forum wide Competition. Team Gryffindor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
AM Static by owlpostagain reviews
Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Phone Call by Phonaesthetics reviews
Roxas gets a random phone call that's just downright weird and annoying. Slightest Axel/Roxas implication, but it's not really worth much of anything. Just for giggles, not for sex. Warning: Language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I love you, Sensei by CocoaDance reviews
Zabuza's a teacher, Haku's a student. Just a random fluffy High School story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Zabuza M., Haku
Scream My Name by Skellig8 reviews
K/S, Warnings: sexual content. Jim has misconceptions about his bedroom behavior.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Obliviously Yours by st4r-pl314d3s reviews
Somehow along the way, Harry has obtained a boyfriend...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
He Knows The Magic Words by Miss MP reviews
It was the statement that Harry Potter knew could end his life, if not responded to correctly. A cute short Harry/Draco fluff piece
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sublime by Ex Astris Scientia reviews
Or...Jim's bedroom eyes, Spock's growling and the need to be all possessive and domineering and Vulcany, the conveniently aquired bed and pillow,a bit of wall action,and hell,why not a bit of K/S while we're at it eh? Plot? What's that?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Wedding by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, GWLL. Crackfic, sequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation.' Ron may have accidentally caused Malfoy to propose to Harry, but he is still going to stop the wedding. Because Malfoy is a murderer. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Abandoned Destinies by nicevenn reviews
Harry finds a stone that can show him how his life would have played out if only he'd done things a little differently, and it reveals something he'd never considered before. Is it too late to fulfill an abandoned destiny? Harry/Draco. Implied mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amber by BeeCityz reviews
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to take rides from strangers? And if she did, were you even listening? AkuRoku; Contains yaoi, shonen ai, and potentially troublesome subject matter.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,572 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
sweet talk 101 by shugotenshii reviews
Mute blonde boy meets redheaded boy. Redheaded boy hates blonde boy. Redheaded boy starts hearing voices and having weird dreams. Mute blonde boy and redheaded boy fall in love. The afterlife. akuroku. soriku. zemyx. done.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,836 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tourniquet by BeeCityz reviews
Creepy, or dedicated? When you're in love, does it even matter? AkuRoku, slightly morbid. Dedicated to Xanjen 'cuz she's awesome.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pathos by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Game by UltraSuperKawaiiDesuDesu reviews
It was the glorious day Harry had been waiting for since the moment his mother Lily Potter had popped him out of her swollen vagina.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby, Baby, Baby by Skellig8 reviews
S/K MPREG! Spock soothes his Vulcan baby telepathically. This makes internal bruising sweet. Disclaimah: Not mine, just playing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare Series CloudxLeon by xxbloodyinsanityxx reviews
Cloud battles with his sane and insane when he thinks Leon a mystical creature is real. This is a VAMPIRE fanfiction series inspired by Anne Rice's work. Please visit my profile for my link to my DeviantArt profile for all my fanfictions.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Spicy by Minikimii reviews
Axel loves going to the Curry House down the street, but not for the curry. Riku doesn't enjoy it so much. He doesn't quite like his men "Spicy". AkuRoku, SoRiku, Yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,445 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fairy Bells by Aria6 reviews
Axel goes out to buy porn and ends up with something he did not expect... his very own fairy sex pet! How can tiny fairies be a sexual pet? Well, there are enhancements... Axel/Roxas, please read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,666 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Snack Attack! by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Dante’s bored. Strawberries and cream can always alleviate boredom. In more than one way. VergilDante pairing! Oneshot
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Vergil, Dante - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hybrid by kittenrock reviews
Riku and Axel are Hybrid wolfs running from a fight. what will happen when they meet 2 twins? Whos Leon and how does Cloud know all about this? As far as Genres go, its a little bit of everything. RXS AXR CXL LEMONS AND LIMES I suck at summarys
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,162 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Riku, Sora
Sacrifice by Raythe reviews
A new home for the Vulcan people has been found, but it is a planet owned by the Cerberus Corporation, a shadowy organization run by a man, Damascus Raine, whose advances James T. Kirk rejected when only a teen. Damascus will trade the planet for Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,278 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Taste the Rainbow by Lirin Sama reviews
Axel and Roxas make a bet that Axel is determined to win. One morning Axel decides to make today the day to complete the bet and asks unsuspecting Demyx to be their judge. Now he must discover the bet against his will. AxR.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Business by Feed Meh Bacon reviews
I'm in my boss' office to talk about a possible business partner.When he began typing Virginia into Google it auto-completed the word with his recent search for virgin boy sex.I'm going on a business trip with him tomorrow.I am a young man.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Seductions by ArwendeImladris reviews
Jim is seductive, even when he doesn’t mean to be. Spock tries to fight his captain’s pull, and in the process almost pushes Jim to his death…K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Flawless by terra hotaru reviews
My needlework is perfect. I have practiced. And now, my exercise finally comes to fruition. Now… I’m going to sew both of you. To stitch and mend your flaws. And you will be. Flawless. Trade with CandyGod. AkuRoku. Gore. Blood. Horror. Violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Only Have Eyes For You by Sami-Band reviews
Axel needs a new companion. Lucky that he runs into a cute blonde boy at the 'Slave Market'. But things can never be just that simple. Yaoi, Akuroku. Mentions of abuse/rape etc in later chapters. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,562 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Riku and Sora Make a Porno by Light Within Darkness reviews
When Sora and Riku both get fired from their jobs due to an economic recession, they decide to pay their rent by...making a porno. When Axel and Roxas join in, hilarity ensues! AU, Akuroku, eventual Soriku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Ashen Angel by FantasyWorldMiny reviews
Diamond looks back on his time with Ash, the girl who'd taken him in when no one else would, and his feelings for her. Written in Diamond's POV. Slightly Diamond-Ash, if you keep in mind what happened in the book.
Green Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Green/Ash, Diamond] - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's a Wonderful Life by Severe Cabbage reviews
Near is fighting puberty, and Mello has a habit of taking stupid dares. Naturally, this leads to misguided seduction attempts, a proliferation of unnecessary emotions, and a growing attraction towards Mello's feet. Sometimes, it's hard to be a genius. MxN
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,727 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Deprivation by Shinku Anrui reviews
“I would not suggest that, Raito-kun. It will only make you feel worse. Unless that is what you would prefer?” Light shot him an evil look, narrowing his chocolate eyes. “How do you think I’m going to get to the bedroom, then?" LxLight, slight OOCness
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Side Notes by Lady Shikyo reviews
One day Raito stumbles upon a file, and in said file he finds a list he had given L long ago......with a few additions. Sequel to I Hate Everything About You. WAS intended to be humourous, still not sure if I managed it; kinda fluff-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Promise by terra hotaru reviews
I have a dream, a very strange dream. Of losing you… The only thing I can do is hug you tight, so maybe I can prevent your disappearance and heal this fear in my heart. Promise you won't go? AkuRoku. light fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Compression Slide by Lelek reviews
Roxas isn't a long-distance racer, but he has a debt to pay and all he needs to register for the biggest race in the country is a driving partner. Enter Axel who, if he's as good as he says, guarantees victory. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bang Bang, At The Beginning With You by frndshiponfire reviews
When Sasuke sees his blond singing to Sakura...his emotions get mixed up in the wonderous song that is being sung. Sasunaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Something about him by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He just told me to imagine him as a girl? Sorry buddy, but when we're doing a photo shoot shirtless with each other, I think the lack of boobs is just a little too obvious for me. -AkuRoku- -Oneshot-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Baseball Game by terra hotaru reviews
Hey, you don’t pick the pitcher up in a baseball game and…you sure…don’t confuse the pitcher with a… fluff. AkuRoku. For Lifes. Lover.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Reason Why by Riki-Tiki-Tabby reviews
Light can't explain the reason why he committed such a horrible crime. The crime he would never forget and yerns to understand. "L, Would you forgive me?" L x Light -M- for language and a tad bit gory
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Philidalphia by hotrodngold reviews
Oneshot: It wasn't that things were going all that bad, but how the hell does that translate to Vergil pounding him into the matress?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Chocolate by terra hotaru reviews
When Axel got a new job in the minimarket, he met a very strange blond customer...things are not going to turn out very pretty for Axel when he found out how much of a tease and dangerous the blond can be. Yaoi. AkuRoku. Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,783 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Easy as Pie, Right? by Nezumi's Cheese reviews
Riku discovers a new side of him upon returning to Destiny Islands. A love-sick teenager. Having a crush on a cute idiot who is naive and friendly is not all that difficult to confess feelings to, right? For Riku, it sure isn't. Soriku! One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Baby, I'll make this the best day by Roxas-Likes-Icecream reviews
Axel and Roxas have a good day today...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Happy Birthday by Kagome1514 reviews
Kairi figured that Sora needed something special for his eighteenth birthday, which was what sparked what was quite possibly the most brilliant idea ever. RxS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Bubblewrap by finem reviews
RSR Riku really wonders at how Sora's brain works sometimes...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Misunderstood Sounds by frndshiponfire reviews
When Kairi passes by Riku and Soras bedroom and hears things go, "boom boom," what was she to expect? BUT seriously, what are the boys doing in there! first try at a rikuxsora story
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Tell Me It’s Madness by dawnrune reviews
G.U.niverse; It was strange to feel this level of attraction for someone over the Internet, particularly one of the same sex. HasEn
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Sex On The Beach by Araea Swiftwind reviews
“Hey, Sora…are you ready?” PWP, RiSora/SoRiku...on the beach.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Paranoia by Howling Dragon 24 reviews
Don't you just hate it when you're paranoid? Always looking over your shoulder afraid of everything and everyone and- OH GOD WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Warning Riku/Sora. Sort of interesting yet funny content. Written in first person, yet completely strange
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Riku, Sora
Kissing the Rain by Lily Maxwell The Dark Angel reviews
He didn’t think anything else in the world could feel as good as hugging Kairi. // When Riku had kissed him, he thought he was going to die. Riku/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Whisper & A Clamor by FallenAngel2194 reviews
Sora's cousin has just moved to town. How will Axel deal with this newcomer who wants nothing to do with the world? Akuroku, mentions of Zemyx and Soriku, Yaoi no like no read. Summary sucks, the story is better, much better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,059 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
You're My Only Sin by Roxas-Likes-Icecream reviews
Axel feels strong feelings for a little blonde. This boy is always in his thoughts. And one day Axel goes after him with his feelings ready to be exposed. M for part 2
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Smooth by Solaris Moon reviews
Axel thinks his new neighbor is pretty smooth. AkuRoku, songfic to "Smooth" by Santana
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
School's boring, home's fun by Kokoai reviews
School's boring, the fun happens at home. I suck at summaries and titles, it's better inside I promise. RiSo, yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
I Promote Safe Sex by With a side of stereotype reviews
Because safe sex is very important and you should always use condoms. Sora/Riku. Strong citrus flavor.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sora, Riku
Purr for Me by UKELICIOUS reviews
“Master..? What about din-ah!-ner?” “I was thinking of having dessert first..”... RikuxCat!Sora - lemon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Christmas Miracle: Life or Death by terra hotaru reviews
Chance meeting at Target that led into craziness and miracles. Demyx would surely need two miracles to get by, getting through Roxas’ threats, Zexion’s quietness, and Axel’s insane bet. Okay, make that three. Zemyx. AkuRoku. For Lifes.Lover.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
A Midnight Clear by kurosora1984 reviews
London: 1842. December. The Eve of Christmas Day. The Lord Axel summons his butler to his study to speak to him...and both voice their hearts as they never had before.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Savior by darthvair65 reviews
This is something he will only allow Sora to do. Sora/Riku, warnings: BDSM; answer to a kink meme on LJ.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Boneyard by boldly reviews
Hey, jealousy .. you look mighty fine in those heels. Scream for me, and I'll show you the stars. AkuRoku. AU. Request for kurosora1984.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
CheckUp by stealth gato reviews
Dr. Uchiha has an interesting patient wanting a check-up. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drifting by dreamfairy101 reviews
One-shot AU BoyBoy Angst: Riku and Sora were out of milk, so Sora steps out to buy some. Little did he know that what transpires will change his life forever. Rating warnings inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
They are horny by Roxas-Likes-Icecream reviews
The name implies the enitre story. Akuroku of course and some good old fashioned smexing! Akuroku is main in all chapters, but RikuxSora is side and possibly some Zemyx too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
UKES IN CHARGE by Ki-chanForPresident reviews
Stupid test...stupid Hayner and his stupid video-games...stupid nature...stupid sexy Axel with that irresistible damn hot deodorant. AkuRoku. M for obvious reasons...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Defining Moments by Amira Devant reviews
It's your actions that define you. Sora shows Riku this after their return to the island in KH2. "Stop looking Riku and start seeing..."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Six Silver Candles by hearts.are.for.losers reviews
Zexion doesn't like people. Or, rather, he's just a little afraid of them. But when a certain blue-eyed blond comes to his school, his life gets thrown upside down. Maybe People aren't so bad, after all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Lovely You by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's feeling harassed. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bubble Bath by Awebeco Bento Productions reviews
Axel comes back from a weekend trip to catch Roxas in the tub...will it be a bath for two? AkuRoku, RikuSora, and a dash of Zemyx. Rated M for language and yaoi lovin'.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,813 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crush by Sammei reviews
Oneshot, RikuxSora: Sora is anxious about moving away from Riku, so Riku offers to help pack up his room. Fluffiness ensues.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Where The Heart Is by Akane Arihyoshi reviews
I've finally discovered what a home can be. Roxas POV, Non AU. Akuroku-ish.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Ivory Kisses by LarcSakurai reviews
Xemnas cannot resist the allure of those wonderful ivory kisses.. Xemnas/Saix
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Aladdin by Oblivion Hyorinmaru reviews
Based On The 1992 Disney Classic Aladdin. Riku's A Street Rat Trying To Find His Meaining In Life And The He Falls In Love With A Prince Soku and AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
A Sort of Silence by sono spiacente reviews
Riku/Sora ჯ Hold still, let me internalize you.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Choice and Consequence by Akane Arihyoshi reviews
It was a Wednesday. One of those days in the middle of the school week that isn’t close enough to Monday to be considered horrible, but is too far away from Friday to be very excited about it at all. Wednesday. Sora/Riku AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Of scruffyness, dramatics and Greenhouses by SushiBar reviews
Potter was looking rather ruffled and angry this morning and it wasn't Draco that caused his distress. Therefore, he must find out who did...and maybe then some. SMUT Draco x Harry. Warnings; Language and blowjob
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How was He? by KokololioSOL reviews
bleh its my very first lemon be gentle... RikuxSora And by the way I dont own Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by LilyFlare reviews
Ten months before Axel confessed to his best friend on a rainy day, his kid brother Riku met a new kid at his school: Sora. SoRiku AU Written: November 2007 - August 2008
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by starry-nights88 reviews
You're going to suffer the consequences right along with me. And that means hands off until after we're done flitting about like children for candy with Roxas and Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
One Song Glory by What About Today reviews
Zexion's profession was in illusions. In lies. Demyx's was in uncovering hidden truths. In music. Zemyx gift-fic for QuarantineVirus, naturally. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
You Are So Beautiful To Me by SingingMisery reviews
It had been a year since they had kissed like this. Riku/Sora lovin'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The rhythm of my heart by QttQ reviews
A nobody can never feel love, but Zexion and Demyx remember what it feels like. That's why they're so keen on feeling it again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
You Don't Love Me by CrazyHookerProductions reviews
Demyx feels like Zexion doesn't care for him. Zemyx, lemon. Seme-Demyx. Yeah, we were surprised too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Inevitable as Tragedy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Runaway by SavageRayne reviews
Previously titled, 'To Mate'. It was a stormy night when they met. Riku a college student didn't know what he was getting himself into by taking a werewolf into his home. Yaoi, Mpreg
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Paper by ShiniBarton reviews
Axel sets Dem up on a blind date. And his date needs some information for his research paper...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Minding your Manners by Ebil Chameleon reviews
The first time they had sex, Sora said "please." M just to be safe. One-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
I Won't Lie To You Anymore by Akane Arihyoshi reviews
I want to know if you would forgive me. After everything that happened, everything I felt. It's unfair not to tell you what I did. After all, it was for you. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
In Need of a Friend by Kriss- DeathSasha7 reviews
Riku is lonely, so he gets a puppy. When things get a little magical, how far could his friendship with his puppy go. They always did say a dog was mans best friend. Oneshot, Yaoi, Lemon, RikuSora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Day Off by kacame reviews
Riku and Sora were skipping school one day to boat out to their island. One-shot, Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Marble Doll by Tsukisamu Sayako reviews
They say that love comes from the most unexpected places. Little does Axel know that the love he seeks is hidden within a web of secrets and greed, sealed in a piece of artwork. AU Eventual Axel/Roxas, Zexion/Demyx, Riku/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sad Ramifications of Being a Sparkly Vampire by faithwood reviews
As all vampires, Draco is afraid of sunlight. Parody. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot. Tongue-in-cheek Twilight references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reap What You Sow by faithwood reviews
Harry hunts his prey. Parody. Vampire!Harry. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From Out of Town by Junipertree reviews
When Roxas first saw Axel, he figured the guy was at least half-alien. AU, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Contest of Equals by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Moogles With Flamethrowers reviews
Zexion, a former adult literature teacher, leaves his job and is given a position as an aide for a kindergarten class. One problem? Said class has a teacher who's caught Zexion's attention. Zemyx. Rated for Language and Implied Lemons.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
If These Walls Could Talk by Lil' Eowyn reviews
The sixth year of Hogwarts and Draco is tormented by his abusive father seeking support in the unlikely Harry. WARNING: explore's dark themes and can be somewaht explicit. HARRY X DRACO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Willing but Not by PenNameIsZipper reviews
A MarVex yaoi story that i wrote for my Marluxia's birthday. D R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Librarian vs Lollypop by Oi-You reviews
Zexion was quite happy trying to ignore the blonde who sat in the corner eating his lollypop. Too bad the blonde wasn't happy with being ignored. What happens when Zexion takes away the lollypop...? Chaos that's what. Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Ginger Snaps by His Spectacles reviews
Ron graces with his thoughts about Harry and Malfoy dating. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being Jessie Carmichael by faithwood reviews
No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Colors to a Box by His Spectacles reviews
It's always good to be welcomed home. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Explosions by His Spectacles reviews
Celebrate the New Year with Harry and Draco. SLASH and short FLUFF
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Today Never Happened by wolftracks17 reviews
I am NOT in denial Draco x Harry, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sundew by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, light HPDM slash. Draco would have gone crazy that year, if it weren't for the house elf, the post owl, and the sundew. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprised By Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon A December by Aaia reviews
Akuroku. Cute and fluffy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Same Thing by Yuuka Yagami reviews
She noticed small changes in her son after he began receiving phone calls from a boy named Ryou. He used to do the same thing every day, play on his computer, but now... [Oneshot, vague real life Endrance x Haseo.]
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just A Little Crush by Rhapsosodoso reviews
AxelxRoxas. Song Crush By Jennifer Paige. I had a really hard time writing this! So read on and Enjoy. Reviews are appreciated and maybe some criticism on how it can improved?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Kaoru by jnx unlimited reviews
A small exploration of the real life of Ichinose Kaoru, the player behind Elk and Endrance. [One shot. Kaoru centric. Extremely vague hints of Haseo x Endrance.]
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Glass is Half Empty by His Spectacles reviews
You think he belongs to you. Not to him. Yours, yours, yours. Delusion is a dangerous thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scrunchy by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's having a bad hair day. Literally. HPDM. Sequel to 'Hairclip'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Skeptic by ASKInfinity reviews
Roxas doesn't believe in the paranormal, so when he is forced to go ghosthunting, what he finds surprises him. Akuroku. Oneshot. About halfway AU, I guess. VERY STRANGE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's So Great About Dating? by Ahja Reyn reviews
[HPCoF UNIVERSE] Lief MalfoyPotter is dubious about the world of dating and asks for a little help from Rama Lupin. LiefRama [HPCoF UNIVERSE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Death to Mary Sue! by Nichiyo reviews
Demyx whistled, “Whew. Wonder what would’ve happened if she’d seen that threesome with Leon, Cloud, and Sephiroth last week.” How to defeat a Mary Sue. :::Smidges of Akuroku, Zemyx, and RikuSora:::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Flash by His Spectacles reviews
Harry and Draco and a photo booth. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 267 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Muggle Way of Life by Ahja Reyn reviews
What do you get when you have a modern muggle dwelling inhabited by the Gryffindor Golden Boy and the Slytherin Ice Prince? A whole lot of stress...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Green Eyes by His Spectacles reviews
Oneshot. HD. Draco muses while Harry sleeps. Features sweet, tiny kisses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Handcuffs by SiriuslovesRemus reviews
The title says it all. Harry and Draco experiment in the bedroom. Sexy oneshot with Harry x Draco as the featured pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Attachment by yaoi-is-wowie21 reviews
Something happens during Potions class that will ultimimetly leave Harry and Draco confused about some things, such as why they're spending so much time together, and how that's making them feel....... [Draco x Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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The Quick and the Dead reviews
In a world where the dead don't always stay down, more things are let loose upon the world than the undead. Survival is not the only thing we must face even during complete societal collapse. It's not even the worst thing. (Zombies, and Akuroku. Rated T; for sexual themes and violence. Initial chapters rewritten, story unchanged. Enjoy.)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,544 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Expectopatroleum! reviews
Sora is in his fifth year of Hogwarts. Shounen-Ai. Possible yaoi. Probably not. Just warnin ya.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sora, Riku
The loving Dead reviews
Namine comes back from the grave to tell Roxas she loves him. Axels pissed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Release the Cracken! reviews
Vexen gives everyone body-swapping potions. Crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete