Author has written 5 stories for Princess Tutu, Twilight, Full Metal Panic, and Naruto.
“We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”
– Sam Keen
Fav Naruto Pairings
NaruXHina (Only vague competition to my number 1)
DeiXSaku (#1 There is no competition basically)
KakaXSaku (Only vague competition to my number 1)
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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
(Just to let you know, I've had a recent change of heart for SasuSaku Because of this song that fits Sasuke to a "T", Like Light To The Flies by Trivium)
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? OHHH!!!, wait, ummm, #1 is Deidara! #2 Itachi!#3 Naruto #4 Kakashi!
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? ShikaSasu, DeiSaku, ItaSaku, NaruHina, SakuSasu, InoGaara, ShikaIno, InoCho, KakaSaku,
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi, I can't help it, its just how I am, x3
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope, not yet anyways,
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I make fan pictures of them, and printed a bunch out, covering my room,
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Well, I would have to say, amazingly, I REALLY like Deidara for some reason or other, maybe because we are both artistic? Not sure about destined though
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku, because recently, I've noticed that Sasuke's only weakness has always been, and will always be, Sakura. He can't bare to see her hurt when in a sane enough place in his mind,
9. Which team is your favorite? Does Deidara Sasori count? Cause I love the spats of art fighting!
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) yup(WHICH IS NOW OFFICIALLY TRUE)
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? ...Did you really ask that? I have read SO MANY FAN-FICS BOUT THIS!!!! I BELIEVE!!!!! IT IS NO THEORY!!!!!! (OH LOOKY ANOTHER THING THATS TRUE)
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I have now decided, Pro, because, in honest, Sasuke is drowning in lies said from everyone else, he no longer wants to believe in good and evil, just destruction.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup, record them every day and read the Manga's
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Look to the latter answer!!!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he is made to seem really bad in all the fics here who hate him, and too serious with the people who like him, He is caught in this weird illusion about this when he is just an optimistic, that grew up trying to get everyone's attention with his strong voice and personality quirks!
17. Sub or dub? Sub! But I can handle both, too.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro, don't ask,
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Mostly funny, pain in the butt to have as an enemy though.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? YEEE.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? HOW ABOUT THE MOST BADASS THING ON THIS EARTH RIGHT NOW GUYS BECAUSE DAMN HE BE SAVING ALL OUR ASSES.
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? NAGATO
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome because he is weird!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Kisame, he would be absalutely adorable with a funny personality and afraid of fish food. Plus, ou can just imagen how Itachi would feel!!! 0
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? AYE. YEE.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I can
27. Do you like lemons? If it comes with an awesome story, like Vertigo, this super AWESOME ONE WITH DeiSaku then HELL YES!!!!! Or if we're talking food than yup, sammmeeee
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope, they don't,
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Not sure, Maybe?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Some i guess, not quite sure, *Famous Leaf Thinking pose #5!*
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I will soon snare someone in the awesomeness of Naruto!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Printed pics on my binder with a lot of commotion!
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? Nope, yet anyways,
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? If you think of it as a possible distration, then maybe,
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope, but I soon will be!
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Maybe...
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, it's actually*Spoiler* Tobi controlling Pein and Konan's pain to get what he wants,
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Sometimes, yes!
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Smexy evil, sortof,
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? In quizilla, yes!
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Imaybe mildly sorta x3
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!
Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.
Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans
Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
YuGiOh fans ; would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: say OMG!
YuGiOh fans ; Say oh my RA !
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
YuGiOh fans ; Say shut up or i'll steal seto's checkbook and blame on you..
Normal people ; Think bad guys are very ugly
YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and absolutely love bakura and marik.
Normal people ;when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
YuGiOh fans ; when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
YuGiOh fans ; know that their might be a duel between yami yugi and yami bakura , and that some of them might be shirtless.
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
YuGiOh fans ; would go directly to Domino city.
Normal people ; Would be scared when they see people in purple caots chasing them.
YuGiOh fans ; Just know that marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Nomal people ; Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycle's
YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it is marik or Valon the badass australian .
Normal people ; Think YugiOh is just a stupid childern's card game
YugiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it even was in the egyptian past.
Normal people ; Think little people are stupid.
Yugioh fans : Think that mokuba is way to cute to be stupid.
Normal people ; Would never go to an orphang
Yugioh fans ; Know better and go a lot to orphangs to check out if there is someone like seto.
Normal people; Think egypt is stupid
Yugioh fans ; Would go immediately to egypt , because maybe marik is there!
normal people ; Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yugioh fans ; Would just kipnap mokuba and force seto to shop with them.
Normal People; Scoff at the idea that there can be two people in one mind.
Yugioh fans; Know that their Yami is somewhere in there and have yet to meet them
(Yugioh fans! Try to add one if you can, like I did)
If you are a yugioh fan , then put this on your profile
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. (There's always at least one)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, post this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I am soso sorry guys. I had highly offensive young kid mind stuff on here. Forgive my ignorance.
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