Gasaway Alley
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Joined 11-23-08, id: 1750465, Profile Updated: 06-08-12
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

Me?? I should know better, but, myeh! I work full time as a super secret agent, have two teenage girls heavy into sports, and one redneck husband who shakes his head and barely contains his contempt of all things Twilight. Boy do I love that man of mine!


My little ditty for the Quickie Contest won a host pick by MandyLeigh87 for Silence is Golden!

This is what MandyLeigh87 had to say:

"I am happy to announce my choice for my host pick as "Silence is Golden" by Gasaway Alley. I was immediately drawn to the imagery in this story. I could feel it, smell it, see it and being a country girl myself, I loved the idea of the abandoned truck in the field. I was surprised I got so into it, since it was a Peter/Charlotte fic and I'd never really read one of those before so I knew instantly that it was one that was going to stick with me. Thank you for writing such a vivid story and congratulations!"

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*KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES IS COMPLETE!*

Through the good times and the bad, the over-descriptive/under-descriptive phrases, and the wild rides, you stuck with me, encouraged, questioned, and laughed along with me

- THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER! -


There are several O/S's below for very special birthdays. The collaborations were delicious fun and all guaranteed to be an awesome read!


AND, This is what happens when you get four ridiculous people together with one extra-smart hot geek with cheek (TwifanUK), one funny fic spotter (Viola Cornuta), a supernova carrying a buttload of humor(RosaBella75/IslandWoman221), and moi - I'm not sure why they picked me - Oh wait...I've convinced them I'm funny *waggles fingers at you readers*.

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ViolaCornuta is my beta and very good friend (Sshh...I don't think she knows). Such a smart, smut minded lady with a sharp tongue and an even sharper mind. I ply her with pretty words and promises of cheap champagne.

RowanMoon is my muse and love. Brilliant, resilient, and lovelier than a Maple Leaf in the autumn! She is in my favorite authors. Go and read her gorges writing.

I did get to do a beautiful outtake with RM forDead Confederates by Goldenmeadow in RebelWard Without a CausecalledFound. Go read and realize the awesome power RowanMoon carries in her fingertips, and the beautiful mind that beats inside Goldenmeadow's bosoms. It's an Alice/Jazz the likes you have NEVER seen. You won't be disappointed!

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Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6227 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From The Ashes by RowanMoon reviews
*Sequel* Must read Broken Doll first to understand mythology and plot progression. Bella rises from the ashes as the Golden Eyed Queen after her victory over the Volturi to find her journey to complete her destiny has only just begun. AU Supernatural
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,824 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Into the Woods by Everleigh Allen reviews
This story was about a girl who moves from Phx where she meets her mate and his family. There was some Irish folklore, some crazy Mom, and a protective boyfriend. It's whimsy and funny at times.. I hope you liked it as it has been pulled. Thank you for taking the time to read and review my stories. This was by far, my most successful story and that's because of you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9258 - Favs: 6,897 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
April's Birthday Anthology by RowanMoon reviews
A collection of one shots centering around mythology for our one and only Gasaway Alley on her birthday. From the ladies of the Double Wide. We love you April! Happy Birthday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010
Broken Doll by RowanMoon reviews
Bella's marriage to Jacob is on the rocks. It's 9 years after Edward left her in the forest. She wanders into the forest, back to the place her pain began and finds her world tipped on it's axis buried in simple human lies. Alternate Universe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,920 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Silence is Golden reviews
A lazy afternoon is spent making love in an old abandoned Chevy. Winner of a host's pick in the Quickie Contest. AH/Peter/Charlotte.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Peter, Charlotte - Complete
Laundry List reviews
Twilight-ish - What's a girl to do when she just can't get to sleep? Silly and short! Rated M for the fun of it.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Kick the Tires and Light the Fires reviews
Edward Cullen, vampire race-car driver with one hell of a past, present, and future, meets Isabella Swan, human race-car driver with very little common sense who is plagued by a few supernatural secrets of her own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,940 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wild Wild Pacific NorthWest reviews
A romantically dark tale of Sheriff Edward Cullen who is out to stop an old evil from taking all he loves away from him. Set in the fledgling town of Forks, you will get a glimpse into the mind of a serial killer, and the wild love of Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Eight Days a Week reviews
Carlisle and Esme go to their island for some much needed relaxation from their lives. Rated M for mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Three on the Tree reviews
Some chest popping, thigh humping, moonlight madness. Lemon - Lemon - Lemon! Submission for the Auto Erotica Challenge. MA rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chop Shop reviews
Sit down, shut up, and hold on! Oh, & don't forget the clean panties in the glove box. Sexcapades ensue when a hot-as-hell Tennessee stranger pushes his 1/4 ton of steel into Rosie's garage! NC-17 Can't say this didn't come with a warning...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Pick Your Poison reviews
Four couples gather at the McCarty home for their traditional Christmas Eve dinner. Can they overcome the stresses in their marriages and reconnect as lovers? A collaboration with Winterstale, ViolaCornuta, IslandWoman221, and myself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Emmett, Edward
Victory Lane reviews
Outtakes for Kick the Tires and Light the Fires. Side stories to go with certain chapters. Rated M for sexuality, decadent words and good times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Serve and Protect reviews
Rosalie gets into trouble with her bad attitude when she is pulled over by Forks' Finest. Canon lemons not for young eyes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
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