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Joined 11-24-08, id: 1750554, Profile Updated: 08-12-12
Author has written 5 stories for Aquamarine, American Psycho, Assassin's Creed, and Counter-Strike.

A highly talented writer with an amazing knack for metaphors and hidden meanings; a wizard with words and an absolute genius when it comes to original stories.

Shyeah, right.

I don't write much, though I've produced one or two original full-length novels that I have yet to have published anywhere. I'm not very good at it either. I mean, I don't think I suck at it, but it's not terribly difficult to find people with more talent than me. Still, it's something I love doing.

Naturally, I only get on the bandwagon once it lies broken by the road. Oh well. Ask me something and I'll try to give you an honest answer.

FINISHED FANFICS:

1) American Psycho: One Less Loose End

2) Counter-strike Source: Why are We Here?

3) Assassin's Creed: The Legend Lives

FANFICS-IN-PROGRESS:

1) Aquamarine

2) Assassin's Creed: Age of Kings

Note: Don't expect frequent updates. Lots of work, but I am still writing, so...yeah.

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Pink by KelseyO reviews
Quinn starts senior year with pink hair, black clothes, a nasty smoking habit, and a hatred of Rachel Berry. But what happens when Rachel is the only person who sees through her new attitude? And what if she doesn't really hate Rachel at all? Post 3x01.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,807 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Keeper by chocolatebearturk reviews
Jess doesn't need the children at school to tell her that her daddy was a famous magician once.
Prestige - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
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Aquamarine: Untitled Because I Suck At Titles reviews
Hailey moves to Australia expecting a less exciting life. That goes down the drain when she discovers that a local boy shares a secret very much like hers and Claire's, only with a romantic twist to it. Work-in-progress, updates maybe once a year 0 o
Aquamarine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,413 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 11/29/2008
Assassin's Creed: Age of Kings reviews
The war between the Assassins and the Templars continues in 16th century England as Henry VIII moves to take control over the people's hearts and minds as well as their bodies. Work-in-progress, but expect infrequent updates.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010
Assassin's Creed: The Legend Lives reviews
A letter from the English Assassin Robert Ludlum to his wife about the death of the leader of the Assassin Order, Ezio Auditore.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Ezio A. - Complete
Counterstrike: Why Are We Here? reviews
One-shot about what our dear CS avatars might be thinking.
Counter-Strike - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
American Psycho: One Less Loose End reviews
Very short fanfiction about Patrick Bateman, based off the movie but not taking into account the AM2000 e-mails. Pat decides to take care of Donald Kimball after an incident at a restaurant.
American Psycho - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete