Hi! My name is Kayla!=) I joined this sight mostly because I really like to read. I'm working on a story right now about Emmett and Rosalie from Twilight! But I'm not too sure when I'll be able to post it and if it's any good.
I'll let ya'll be the judge of that!
Interests: reading, swimming, sleeping, hanging out with my friends!
Dislikes: girls who like Kellan Lutz (he's mine!>C), and that's about it...
Loves: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE KELLAN LUTZ!!
Pet peeves: people who smack their gums, copycats
Movies: Twilight, A Walk to Remerber, The Notebook, Van Helsing, 13, Sweet Home Alabama, Titanic, Dirty Dancing
Books: Twilight, Vampire Accadamy, Marked, Thicker Than Water, and pretty much any vampire book.
Music: Hinder, Taylor Swift, Avril Lavinge, David Cook, and pretty much all music.
You are a true American teenager if...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you.
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Highlight)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I have a form of Autism (Asperger Syndrome) so I MUST be a weirdo
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
~~~CoPy AnD pAsTe~~~
Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile
98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If Phineas and Ferb is one of the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Smile. It confuses people.
Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!
A day without sunshine is like...night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter
Friends will say "You deserve better" Best friends will call him and say " You die in seven days"
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.
Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?
Don't follow me I'm lost too.
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
Haha. I don't get it.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.
Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.
Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.
Music is my boyfriend.
Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored.
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.
Bom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.
Danger: The person beside you is stupid.
It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world
One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them and you have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorway and run away... he hates that.
Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.
My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.
How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
When French people swear do they say padon my English?
"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who lear by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous
If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIEND'S AND BEST FRIEND'S
FRIEND: never ask for food or drink
BEST FRIEND: the reason why your fridge is empty
F: would come bail you out of jail
BF: in the next cell yelling"DAMN WE MESSED UP...AGAIN"!!
F:only knows a few things about you
BF:is writing a embarassing biography about you that you don't know about as we speak
F: knocks on the door
BF:walks right in and yells"I'M HOOOOOOOME"!!
Warning: MAJOR Randomness ahead
The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.
Rafioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Do not meddel in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunch and good with ketchup.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.
There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Sucide hotline...please hold...
Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.
Dying is nature's way of saying,"Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)
When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.
You never realy learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Next time you wave, use more than one finger, please!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
I try to take life one day at a time, but, lately, several days have attacked me at once!
Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later.
I wanted to kill the prettiest person alive then I realized...Oh ya suicides a bad thing.
If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Scientists say one out of every four people are crazy. Check three of your friends if their o.k. then your it.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either just leave me the hell alone!
What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.
Why is it that when a person tells you there are a million stars in the universe you belive them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it to make sure.
You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you used to get from a rollar coaster.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restraunt like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of the chain and gag himself.
Don't play dumb with me... I'm better at it.
If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If it still doesn't work redefine success.
I hurt myself speed reading. I hit a bookmark.
Women should not have children after 35...really 35 children is enough.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.
I love dead lines. I love the wooshing sound they make as they pass by.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver but if you pair that with shouting you get diamond.
Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."
It really is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
If you saw my room, you would know why I don't have my homework.
Cry me a river, build a bridge, GET OVER IT.
Stupid is as stupid does.
You can roll in manure and powered sugar, but that dosen't make it a jelly-filled donut.
Newton's law to teenagers: An object at rest stays at rest unless forced to move.
Axe is the best smelling smell you can smell.
There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.
Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Life isn't passing by. It's running me over.
Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
A wise man washes his hands after he pees, A wiser man dosen't pee on his hands.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself, where's the ceiling?
by Jen, Jess, Jess, & Kate
As I stare at the sky,
I made a wish
When I looked into your eyes
Since then you found a girl;
Day after day,
But every time I see you,
I love you more than words could say;