Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
Deadly Love - Complete
A Summer to Remember - Complete
A Different Beginning - in progress (first year complete)
Freedom Comes At A Price - in progress
Just a Guy (one-shot) - Complete
Quidditch (one-shot) - Complete
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
Truth is always stranger than fiction.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “shit...we fucked that up”
A good friend will give you an umbrella... a true friend will take yours and shout "run, bitch run"
Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem, I get drunk, I pass out, no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Forecast for tonight: dark.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?