Vanessa Rowes
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Hello to all the peoples out there who like fanfictions! I'm not fond of giving my information out, because I don't frequently update this, so I'll put my favorite things here, and little things about me, but other than that, things aren't gonna change much.

I'm a bit of a gamer, but not enough to know what anyone's really talking about. I don't play videogames that often, and find that I am most comfortable playing nintendo games. I like to draw, and music is as important to me as breathing is important to live. I was a band nerd, I played the flute, and I frequently can be found near a computer or electronic object. Usually my phone and iPod. At the time of this update, I have graduated high school and am almost finished with my associates degree in college.

So if I don't update for a while, I'm either stuck in a huge pit of writer's block, or I've somehow managed to snag my attention onto something else. I'm both fickle (in the writing world at least) and somewhat obsessive, so if I find something I'm interested in I'm going to stick with that until I've run out of steam or it becomes something I really enjoy writing about.

I thank everyone who've read and favorited my stories, and I'm very glad you do, and I'm completely surprised why. I suffer from low self-esteem, unless I've achieved something that is almost scary good and people get mad at me for not being proud of it. I suffer from lack of plot, and a failure at stringing scenes together. It makes me want to tear my hair out sometimes. I have point A and point B but how do I travel between the two! Also, being slightly obsessive I tend to overlap things in my fanfics such as: accents and different languages (spanish, french, and japanese mostly), and if you happen to look really closely I might end up rolling concepts (which ends up with most probably a bunch of Mary-Sues. Please forgive me).

So, if you favorite a story and I delete it because I don't like it, I am very truly sorry. Please don't hate me.

I'm a hopeless romantic, so I tend to write things that will feature some version of it. If you don't like romance, then don't read my stuff. Other than that, I'm very grateful to those who are able to understand the mush and gush! Almost everything (I've yet to see something else) I write features an OC. This is partly on purpose. I don't want to take the character and write them, and end up writing them wrong (If it's an OC then no one knows how they act but me) and I believe that it poses a great challenge to intertwine an original character with a deep and already plot twisted story, altering the stories where I see fit (I refuse to let characters I really like die, sorry peeps).

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's wierd. If you agree, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy and paste it onto your profile.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. (But he's found me now :3)

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

Paste this to your profile if you are a procrastination addict.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens have smoked or have tried smoking weed. If you are part of the 2 percent that knows this is total BS, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this onto your profile. Tomorrow.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercromie & Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this on your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been attacked in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


This is really sweet

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.

Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.

Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress


Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1.) Hug her from behind.

2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4.) Cuddle with her.

5.) Dont force her to do ANYTHING!

6.) Write little notes.

7.) Compliment her.

8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9.) Say I love you...and MEAN IT!

10). Brush the hair out of her eyes

11). Comfort her when she cries.

12.) Love her with all your heart

Girls- C&P this if you think its sweet.

Guys- C&P this if you would do any of it

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord:

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I capture the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as being a virtuous and wholesome person came to be socially distasteful, churches and hospitals became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, copy this to your profile.

An Ode To My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. (My favorite) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

In Honor of Stupid People:

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
(the shoplifter special? Maybe it's plot by Frito to get people arrested so they don't have to pay up!)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Iron: Do not place in any bodily orfice while turned on. (because some things are not meant to be ironed out.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING. Well, except when you're cooking. Adding duct tape to chicken does NOT un-burn it. If chicken is burned, then it's going to stay burned.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

we will miss you common sense...


"Sanity? What is this 'Sanity' you speak of?" unknown

"I'm never lost in thought; I know my way around by now." unknown

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

"When you get out of Hell, send me a postcard." unknown

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall." Confucious

"Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty...I say 'Hey who drank out of my glass?!'" Knyghtstar

"You know what's confusing? Normal people and people who make sense." seeking fireflies

"Ah, Gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch." Big Bang Theory

"You lost your train of thought? Don't worry, it was a subway." My mom

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know too well." the magnet on my fridge >3

"If you laugh for 30 minutes a day (total), then you lengthen your life by 2 days." A friend of mine I don't remember saying this

"I'm not insane...My mother had me tested." Big Bang Theory

"You may kill me, but you may never insult me." Johnny Depp

"Should we, or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!" Tom Cruise

"And that was without even a single drop of rum." Johnny Depp

"Maybe I'll get to wear this to a party I was actually invited to." Nicholas Cage

"My mouth, my mouth, my mouth is on fire. We don't need our tonsils let the motherf*ckers burn!" My mother and sister

"Of all the things I've lost, I'll miss my mind the most." My dad

*While watching Star Wars 2* "So it's safe to assume that Darth Vader was a momma's boy?" "Absolutely." My mother and sister

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Sapphirus Tempestasis by heroherondaletotherescue reviews
Sophia knew she had been dealt a bad set of cards, but as always, she would remain strong. The young superhero would put on a brave face at the sign of danger, and she would be ready to sacrifice whatever necessary to stop Zoom. She just hoped that she was strong enough as she headed into the eye of the storm. / Sequel to Fight or Flight / Barry/OC - Disclaimer inside.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 228,910 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Barry A./The Flash, OC] Dr. Caitlin S., Cisco R.
Damaged Defenders by Sherza reviews
Thor realizes Loki is not himself. Tony knows and has done work for Charles Xavier. He is also friends with Warren Worthington III. Steve keeps his promise to Erskine. These simple facts, among others, change *everything* when Loki comes to Earth and the Chitauri come calling, and what happens after.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 307,054 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Angel, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Coffee Run by I-AM-SiriusLOCKED reviews
Eva works at a fancy coffee shop round the corner from New York's Avengers Tower, meaning she gets a lot of funny customers - and that the novelty's worn off. But, a day or so after the events in Sokovia, it's a new guy's turn to do the Earth's Mightiest Heroes' coffee run, and this one's different in more than just appearance.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 80,725 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Vision
New Romantics by heroherondaletotherescue reviews
AU mini-series to accompany my story Fight or Flight, containing short stories and requests about Barry/Sophia and their life in Central City. / Barry/OC - Disclaimer: I do not own the TV series The Flash or any of their characters, only my own OC and creative genius.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,384 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/20/2016 - [Barry A./The Flash, OC]
Rip's Encounter by Magpie101 reviews
Rip and the team decide to take a break in New York City before continuing their journey to find Vandal Savage. While in New York City, Rip has a visit from his past. AU Amy/Rory
Crossover - Doctor Who & Legends of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,943 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy]
Up In Flames by perfectlyrose reviews
In the year since they became a team John Smith and Rose Tyler have made names for themselves as Team TARDIS, bank robbers extraordinaire. But Jack's in trouble again and a enemy from John's past has emerged to try and destroy the bank robbing couple. Will they be able to survive this new threat intact or will the life they've been building go up in flames?(Sequel to Watch it Burn)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/4 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.]
A Helping Hand by Silvyia reviews
A story told by a young woman. A grand adventure, a confusing love life, and all of it; by mistake. How could Lynn Taylor have known that saving one man from a hell of a snow storm would wind her up in such a fucked up world she'd rather have stayed out of? She didn't. ::/DISCONTINUED\::
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Hanzo S., OC
Finding Bucky by I-AM-SiriusLOCKED reviews
Bucky Barnes: hitman, wanted man, man with a plan - find out who he is & get this damn arm fixed. How can he do that? Find an engineer; someone isolated from anyone else who won't ask questions. Cue Alvie Kennings, the dropout genius, a loose cannon that's worth the risk. But Bucky isn't the only one with skeletons in his closet; Alvie understands him more than he had ever planned.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 75,002 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/7/2015 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, OC] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Saving you, Saving me (Genji x OC) by Shezu reviews
The full version of my 'snippets and drabble' Saving Mondatta. "That was a very brave thing you did." He says, his voice—though deep—is remarkably soft. "You reacted quickly, but how?" He questions. "I saw no sniper…" She frowns deeply and looks away. Because you're from a video game and I saw the short where she kills you? Not crazy at all.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 6/17/2016
obscured by perfectlyrose reviews
The forest is a dangerous place. Impenetrable fog has descended on it for one day a month for as long as anyone can remember. There are stories of wolves and ghosts haunting the woods and tales of doomed lovers from long ago. Things are about to change though and maybe love will find a way after all. (Nine/Rose AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.]
Hell's Angel by Nightwingbellamy reviews
Dani Dylan, a Private Investigator by day, comes to Hell's Kitchen for a fresh start. Little does she know, her past refuses to stay hidden after a local reporter, Alison Fletcher, comes to Nelson and Murdock seeking help burying hers. But when an Angel meets the Devil, light meets dark, and Hell's Kitchen will change forever.
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 4/10/2016 - [OC, Matt M.] Foggy N., Karen P. - Complete
Fighting Blind by AnonymousBooklover55 reviews
Matt Murdock becomes the vigilante Daredevil months after being abandoned by Stick. When the Justice League hears of a masked vigilante in Hell's Kitchen, they send Batman in to investigate. Batman surprises everyone by deciding to become a mentor to Daredevil and brings him along with his other apprentice Robin to the Hall of Justice on the fateful Fourth of July where Young Just
Crossover - Young Justice & Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin, Matt M.
Fight or Flight? by heroherondaletotherescue reviews
When your world is turned upside down, and everything you ever thought was impossible, is now possible, what do you do? Do you run and hide, or do you stand up and fight for those who can't protect themselves? Sophia Lang learned quite quickly that in this new world, the real question was, fight or flight? / Disclaimer inside. / Barry/OC.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 272,765 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 12/9/2015 - [Barry A./The Flash, OC] Dr. Caitlin S., Cisco R. - Complete
Vellichor by Lostinfic reviews
Vellichor: n. the strange wistfulness of used bookstores, which are somehow infused with the passage of time. Rose's favourite chippy has been turned into a bookstore, and she finds herself spending a lot of time there, in the company of its fascinating owner.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Heartstrings by taylortot reviews
One of Marinette's rare unlucky days turns into something treacherous. Thanks to a certain cat, the real danger passes but there are other things to be more afraid of. Her heart, for example, might be one of them. Mari/Chat.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Poison and Wine by HailHathNoFury reviews
Winnie was always helping people, no matter their difficult situations or the danger it could put her in, but she may have gone too far when the notorious Devil of Hell's Kitchen ends up at her door. Can she handle Daredevil, or will playing with fire finally get her burned? And who exactly is the charismatic lawyer Matt Murdock, who won't seem to take no for an answer? (Matt/OC)
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016 - [OC, Matt M.] Foggy N., Karen P.
The Avengers' Compass Rose by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy Lewis was just an intern looking for six science credits. It's amazing how fast things change. This is the story of how her life gets completely reorganized. Set in the same universe as "Widow's Choice".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,520 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Devil obscured by Smoak by Ellabee15 reviews
The story of how Felicity met the Devil of Hell's Kitchen. AU starts before the beginning of Daredevil and Arrow.
Crossover - Arrow & Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,507 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Complete
Bannette by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Issue #3.5: A series of one-shots and scenes for Dr. Banner, the incredible Hulk, and Bridgette Smith, the scenes that would most likely not work with their current story line. Our favorite temperamental scientist and glitched super soldier together in a series of protons and electrons. Will contain spoilers from The Girl Who Can't Be Moved/The Ricochet/Faux Pas.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC
Never Home by Xantall of the Farwood reviews
I don't belong in this world. I don't belong where the rich play their silly little games. I just want to go home and be with my friends. But I have no home anymore. Japan is where I live now but it will never be home. MoriXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,348 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [OC, Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Watch it Burn by perfectlyrose reviews
They always leave a calling card after a robbery. On the back of the card, written in flowing, gold script are the names the world knows them by: "The Doctor and the Bad Wolf." Bank robbers AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,262 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Awkward Silence by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
Riko wasn't exactly a social person. She preferred the company of her books over the company of people. Yet as she gets strung into a Host Club, she mourns over the loss of her peace and quiet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 172,171 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - [OC, Mori/Takashi M.] Haruhi F. - Complete
Maverick by Drakai reviews
After getting Loki from Stuttgart the members of the as-of-yet-unformed Avengers, bar one brainwashed member, are sitting at the Helicarrier, when Director Fury throws them a curve-ball. Another member, one even Tony Stark had no idea was in the Initiative.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Agent Maria Hill]
The Devil's Wife by desolateddreams reviews
What once was a simple, peaceful, rain filled afternoon with a few unexpected visitors develops into an intriguing other-half perspective of the heightened sense vigilante/attorney Matt Murdock.
Daredevil - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Matt M., Foggy N., Karen P., OC
A Break in the Routine by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Prompt: "I came to the gym to work out but holy god I can't stop watching you do one armed push ups that's so hot" AU Apparently tonight was a night for a break in her routine.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
A Somewhat Terrible Idea by randomsquare reviews
When Emma Swan gets an invitation to her ex's wedding, she isn't expecting to find it still hurts. Determined not to "lose the break-up", Emma recruits the snarky Irishman she chases down bail jumpers with, to assist her in her somewhat ill-conceived plan to save face. Absolutely nothing could go wrong, right? Captain Swan AU. M for swears.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,715 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Three Remarkable Lives of Edwin Jarvis by Elfpen reviews
"You know, Anthony," Jarvis smiled at him, "I have a sneaking suspicion that you are going to be very good at this," He poked the child on the nose, and Tony smiled. "And we are all going to be very grateful for it." - A three-chapter fic which explores the concept of legacy, and the impact of one man on the modern generation of heroes. Last chapter has AoU spoilers!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Vision - Complete
A Flower for the Gods by SnoopyGirl213 reviews
Based off an idea I got in my Myths Class. Everyday is the same for Persephone, she wakes up, she gathers flowers, she hands them out to her relatives on Olympus. But one day is different. Slight Hades/Persephone, but it could be ignored completely if you're really averse to it.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
Red Canary by dorkmaster42 reviews
Operating as Red Canary, Vera Lance is as much a threat as her sister. She's been trained since birth to be a hero so fighting the bad guys come easy. However, the day-to-day teenager bit is a little harder. Suffering heartbreak from none other than Roy Harper, Vera feels as if her life is ending. How can Conner help her see that a breakup is just another fight to win?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,340 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [Conner K./Superboy, OC] Dinah L./Black Canary, Roy Harper/Red Arrow
Get Fit (It will be Fun, they Said) by weonlyliveoncesometimes reviews
Felicity decides to join the gym around the corner from her favorite coffee shop. Because she makes brilliant decisions once in a while and the hot guy she sees at the coffee shop the first time? Well, he'll make going to the gym totally worth it.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,424 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch] John D./Spartan - Complete
Business or Pleasure by perfectlyrose reviews
It's 2 am and the flight from London to New York should have taken off five hours ago. Stranded traveler Rose Tyler meets a fellow passenger in an unusual manner. (Stuck at the airport AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Dark and Stormy by Philyra reviews
Emma befriends Storybrooke's handyman and only pub owner. An alternative Season One featuring cursed!Killian.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Amethyst Rage by Drakai reviews
His grandfather missing, his elder cousin kidnapped by aliens, what's a young hero to do, but call another family member for help. Only this one's name doesn't rhyme with theirs.
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 177 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Princess Looma]
I Could Get Used To This by Nostalgia 101 reviews
Oliver offers Felicity a place to stay while she looks for a new apartment.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Painting the Rose's Red by thesituation016 reviews
Love is so short, forgetting is so long. Rose Red/ Jefferson
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Jefferson/Mad Hatter, OC] - Complete
Triumvirate by Caitriona3 reviews
What do you do when you're a recently deprogrammed assassin who is falling for the girl of your dreams? Especially when that cold-hearted part of you is still there, creeping in the shadows of your mind? This is the kind of thing Bucky had to worry about. Or does he?
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Balance: Nightfall by knyghtstar reviews
Sora always does get into trouble at least he managed six months though. Ghost made a promise though and she'll be there to watch over the boy who has become the little brother to the Keeper of Darkness. The web that surrounds them only time will tell if they manage to get out. Sequel to Balance: Darkness and Light
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sora
Tattoo AU by Lovingcsfanfiction reviews
AU where you get a tattoo representing your TL when you meet them. One-Shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Unexpected Company by haleigh91 reviews
Emma Swan had decided that absolutely nothing good could come from a canceled flight, especially when she was stuck in the airport alone for the night. But when smooth talking Killian Jones waltzes into her life, he might just change her mind. Captain Swan AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Sunsets and dawns by AnadoraBlack reviews
Set directly after 3x22. Regina is hurting and heartbroken. But with the help of Henry and the Charmings, she can try to forget and to mend her ever aching heart... Slowly fixing Outlaw Queen. Other pairings Captain Swan, Snowing, Rumbelle and Frankenwolf.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 78,534 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Three Lefts Make It Right by nitefang reviews
Three times she was left behind, but it turned her in the right direction. Three times he'll prove he can do it right, and there will be no lefts or leaving anyone behind.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
Beware the Nice Ones by DragoneseElf reviews
5 times the Team got a glimpse of Nightwing's protective side…and 1 time he got a glimpse of theirs. Set just before Season 2!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
His Greatest Adventure by Katrina reviews
CS. Set after Zelena has gone but no time travel ever took place and Emma hasn't got her magic back: "Well, this is awkward." Captain Hook's lightly spoken words hung in the air between them causing Emma Swan to let out a sigh and roll her eyes as she shook her head in annoyance. "You think?" she snapped irritably gesturing to the large heavy chain that joined them together.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Melting Point by CuteMcBeauty reviews
A week after defeating the new Storybrooke Ice Age and nearly dying a frozen death in the process, Emma casually finds a letter Killian wrote after the event, a letter she was never meant to see. Shameless CS fluff. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
One Step Closer by Mrs Reaper Bones reviews
Logan takes his girl to the Prom. Heads turn. Logan doesn't give a damn.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Logan/Wolverine, OC - Complete
I'm Already There by lightning-senshi reviews
Captain Swan Military AU: Emma Swan is waiting at home for her finace, Killian Jones, who has been at sea with the navy for the past six months. Fluffy One-Shot!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
Pass me that blanket by charlotte2603 reviews
Captain Swan: Random fluff (with a smidge of angst) with Emma and Killian and blankets.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Into Trembling Air by TheDullYellowEye reviews
Kayla didn't die in the events of Three Mile Island, and five years later they bump into a Rogue who's been on her own for over a year. Together they become something like a family. Follows on from X-Men: Wolverine, Logan/Kayla, Rogue/Gambit
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 167,509 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Rogue, Gambit] [Logan/Wolverine, K. Silverfox] - Complete
Dial K for Killian by onceuponajollyroger reviews
Emma gives Killian a cellphone so the two can stay in touch while she is out of town. A Killian vs. Technology one-shot with some cute Captain Swan and Captain Cobra moments.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Hobby by Wordsorcereress reviews
Robin pulled out a coke and said "Wanna talk about it?". Conner growled. Robin sighed "Okay … Dude you need a hobby," he muttered before sipping his drink. Conner turned to him slowly "Hobby? What's a hobby?"
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Happy Future by addicted2memories reviews
Emma fears what the future has in store for her and Killian. When her emotions get the best of her magic she accidently makes a mirror in Killian's room show the future of their relationship. Mega Captain Swan fluff. This is Post Season 3 Finale I made in fit into the next season with Elsa. A long One-Shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Healing a heart by JustMe-Liz reviews
Outlaw Queen - Robin and Regina after the events of 3x22. Will contain spoilers for the season finale.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Faux Pas by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Issue #3. A "faux pas" is a socially improper act or remark. For example, stopping a semi-truck and Hulking out in the middle of New York traffic. A faux pas. Now, due to super-sized blunders, Banner and Smith are sent off the radar to recover and train at Charles Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters. Historically? Not awesome.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC - Complete
An Oceanic Flight by Caitriona3 reviews
Winter Shock #6 - It was a long flight. - Continues my AU universe where Jane & Darcy make a new friend while in Norway. Series is drifting towards Bucky/Darcy. You must read the series in order for it to make sense.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Darcy is Done! by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy is the all-around gofer for these people, and she's sick and tired of not getting thanked. She is going on strike. (Make sure you read the author's note on chapter 1!) NOTE - Correction made to Phil's chapter...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Darcy L. - Complete
Time to Go by Caitriona3 reviews
Winter Shock #5 - Will they ever get out of Tromso? Continues my AU universe where Jane & Darcy make a new friend while in Norway. Series is drifting towards Bucky/Darcy.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
A Divided Opinion by Caitriona3 reviews
Winter Shock #4 - The SHIELD team arrives to pick up the Tromso crew...things get a little tense. Note - You must read the previous stories in this series or this will make no sense.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
One of Us by Caitriona3 reviews
Winter Shock #3 - Bucky gets adopted.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Making Friends by Caitriona3 reviews
Winter Shock #2 - Bucky is definitely becoming one of 'their' people.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Don't Make Enemies Unnecessarily by Caitriona3 reviews
Winter Shock #1 - Darcy and Jane meet someone during a bit of an emergency while they are in Tromso. Goes AU sometime during the Avengers, so NOT Dark World or Winter Soldier compliant.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Hades and Persephone by Aurea Zerrin reviews
A retelling of the Greek myth of Hades and Persephone, with a few spins.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Hades, Persephone, Thanatos - Complete
Hawkeye, Hawkguy, and Artemis by Hinn-Raven reviews
Artemis Crock gets a phone call late at night-Clint Barton has been compromised, and SHIELD wants her and Kate Bishop to come in. She's not technically part of the Avenger's Initiative, but since when has that stopped her?
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Marcy Christmas by SilverVixenFaye reviews
A sorta-sequal to 'Secrets', it's Alec's and Faye's first Christmas together... too bad I don't intend to take it seriously. Rated M for language, suggestive content (no, no smut, sorry peeps) and perhaps a touch of violence... because who doesn't love punting gnomes? R&R and remember it's a parody guys ;)
Broadchurch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Alec H.
Secrets by SilverVixenFaye reviews
Faye Marcy had finally graduated university for the final time, and with her dual citizenship to the UK, she decides its time to move away from her alcoholic family. Now the small-town Doctor to Broadchurch, Faye never expected to wind up assisting in a murder investigation, nor falling in love with the new DI... HardyxOOC R&R, No flaming, I'm here for fun!
Broadchurch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Alec H. - Complete
One of those days by SmeeTheRat reviews
Ever woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Emma has a bad day...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Balance: Darkness and Light by knyghtstar reviews
There is a balance to the worlds that must be kept, even if that means bringing in some unusual help. Keepers of Darkness and Light to work in tandem so that the worlds can be kept safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 261,133 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend, Our Girlfriend by Nadine25 reviews
In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,252 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blossomed Flower by Timewriter reviews
Another PersephoneXHades fanfic that tells of Persephone's abduction and her time spent in the Underworld with a caring Hades. It starts from her birth to the time she is officially made a goddess among the other gods and goddesses. Then, of her so-called kidnapping to finally the pomegranate agreement and ends on a nice note. This is a bit different from what I write. One-shot.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
checkmate by Crystal Haze reviews
"Tell me, Haruno-san," he says, voice silky smooth, "How do you plan on seducing my brother?" ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's A Family Thing by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy prepares to officially expand her family.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Seventh Heaven by SirenMist reviews
Valentine's Day never held any truth for Yuffie - years of being single can do that. But this Valentine's Day goes more south than any other when a plan of Yuffie's goes awry. Can Vincent turn things around? May Continue, but that's up to the reviewers! Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Yuffie K., Vincent V.] [Cloud S., Tifa L.] - Complete
Rogue's Sister, Part 3 by Ryn of Magic reviews
The Final Stand, the final installment. With Mutants and humans at the verge of war, can Paige and her family save the world one more time? Logan/OC Wolverine/OC COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Logan/Wolverine, OC] - Complete
Rogue's Sister, Part 2 by Ryn of Magic reviews
Logan's back, Paige is teaching, and the goverment is trying to get rid of mutants. the war is beginings and the X-Men have to find some answers. Logan/OC Wolverine/OC COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - [Logan/Wolverine, OC] - Complete
Widow's Choice by Caitriona3 reviews
Clint had never asked Tasha to like anyone before. Who the hell was this girl? Natasha Romanoff, Black Widow, meets Darcy Lewis, Scientist Wrangler. Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize from anywhere official.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Rescue Me by CatChester reviews
Rogue has been captured by Weapon X and Gambit takes it upon himself to rescue her. Making their way back home will strain their relationship and maybe, bring them closer to each other.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,283 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Snow White and Rose Red by Ryn of Magic reviews
It wasn't only Snow White in the tale, but her lovely twin sister, Rose Red. Together, the girls fight for freedom and defeat the evil false queen, Ravenna. William/Snow White, Huntsman/OC, Eric/OC, Eric/Rose Red. COMPLETE
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,545 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Eric/The Huntsman, OC] - Complete
Persephone's Love by Dreamingcharlie reviews
Another version of one of the best love stories around; the story of Hades and Persephone. This starts from the moment Persephone is captured to her returning to the Underworld for the first time.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Rogue's Sister, Part 1 by Ryn of Magic reviews
What if Rogue had an older sister, who already knew she was a mutant? How would the story change? Logan/OC. Wolverine/OC. COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Logan/Wolverine, OC] - Complete
The Ricochet by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Issue #2. The thing about history is that it tends to repeat itself. You can't ignore or forget the past.You can't push it down or bury it. Right when you think you're in the clear, the past sinks it's hooks into you and drags you back under again. Bridgette Smith is no exception to the rule. The truth's going to come out whether she wants it to or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,478 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC - Complete
The Girl Who Can't Be Moved by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Issue #1. Bridgette Smith: A girl with practically no background, a fondness for sweets, and a talent for talking is hardly one to raise concern. When the very same girl can withstand firearms, falling off of buildings, and brute force all while wearing a smile? Then Bruce needs answers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,100 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Ash Gray Kitsune reviews
Everyone knows how the old saying goes, don't they? Valenheart, fluffy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Vincent V., Tifa L. - Complete
Cuddler by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Robin Hood Complex by Triangulum reviews
Someone puts a hit out on Marie while she's working in New Orleans and Remy just happens to stumble across it. A twist of fate? "You like to irritate assassins? You certainly have some odd hobbies..."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,946 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Storybook by moodiful819 reviews
When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Parent Trap by Neko-Tenchi reviews
When two indenticle boys Kaito and Saito met at camp Konoha for the first time they hated eachother on contact. Untill they found out a secret about their parents. Their plan, switch places and get their parents back together before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,141 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mango Sorbet by Itaweasel-hime reviews
She needed someone to lean on, and he really did not know what he wanted. All he knew was that they had been brought together by a carton of mango sorbet. Non-mass AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Christmas Eve gone wrong by SakuraStories reviews
Sakura is ready to start her Christmas vacation, but she has a scroll to deliver to Kakashi. Should she just get it done or go home and beat the storm and deliver it on Christmas Day? I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Boredom by OhJay reviews
Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
Rainbow by mulitcom reviews
It all starts when Gambit meets Rogue at a bar. Yes, she has a boyfriend. Yes, the Cure may not last forever. Whatever. That doesn't seem to bother him much, does it?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,277 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Gambit, Rogue - Complete
Queen's High by PrettyGothGirl reviews
Romy: Logan sends Rogue to recruit a certain Cajun, resulting in goose chases, fights, poker, basketball games and petty theft. in which Rogue sets to prove that one Mississippi Queen is always high. Epilogue: Rogue and Remy are missing. 25 of 25
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,429 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Rock 'n' Evolution by Chellerbelle reviews
AU: What if the Evo cast were all in bands? Remy is the lusted after lead singer of Thieves Guild. Rogue, Kurt, Wanda, Pietro and Pyro are the mysterious Gothic Romance. All they have to fear is the rumour mill, obsessed fans and the Haters of Frivolity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie] - Complete
The ways of chakra by Trinnerti reviews
She hadn’t realized it until now. But her perfect chakra control would be her key to get the man she wanted. Main pairing KakaSaku and side pairing NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by GrearBeloved reviews
Christmas one-shot. A chance encounter leads to some interesting holiday spirits. Romy. Based loosely on the song "Baby It's Cold Outside" as recorded by the immortal Dean Martin. Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Merry Christmas!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Gambit, Rogue - Complete
How the Mighty Have Fallen by Chellerbelle reviews
Rogue buys Gambit at a charity date auction, much to Logan and Storm's distress. Canon with X1-X3 and XO: Wolverine
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,099 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] [Logan/Wolverine, Storm] - Complete
A Halloween Story by Prexistence reviews
While taking the students home from trick or treating, Rogue tells a story of a vampire that fell in love with a demon.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Gambit, Rogue - Complete
This is a Battle not a Tango by Chellerbelle reviews
Sequel to "But What a Way to Go". Rogue and Gambit are "just friends", Logan's back in town and the Brotherhood is up to something.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
But What a Way to Go by Chellerbelle reviews
Rogue and Gambit meet in a bar in Mississippi and decide to take a road trip together to New York. Set after the events of X3 and Wolverine.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
Misconceptions by Something Stupid reviews
Retelling of abduction of Persephone. Though some might say otherwise, there is indeed a softer side to Hades.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Story No One Knew by Nicola19 reviews
This is the rewrite for the Story No One Knew. What if a girl had not only loved Itachi but was suppose to marry him? What if she stopped Sasuke from leaving to prevent history from repeating itself? pairings: NarHin, SasSak, ItachiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,233 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facades by Mango Schmango reviews
Hades/Persephone. Everyone thought that their union was a passionless one of detachment and barely concealed resentment, especially on Persephone's side. But an individual must never be deceived by appearances.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Little Mermaid by DragonGirl323 reviews
Tifa, a mermaid, wishes to become human. She dreams about walking on land with two feet. Her determination only becomes stronger when she falls in love with a very hansome prince.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,419 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 10/8/2004 - [Tifa L., Vincent V.] - Complete
Magnetic Attractions by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
Tsunade decides that Sakura has been single for far too long. With the help of a jutsu, can Tsunade shove her apprentice in the right direction for love and hopefully a couple of adorable grandkids? NejiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - [Neji H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Stake by beautyinsleep reviews
She comes in, and he stakes a claim. KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Handcuffs by Mengde reviews
Just as fun as it sounds. Vincent, Yuffie, lots of handcuffs, one inconveniently placed lockpick, and the looming threat of gratuitous unpleasantess in our favorite gunman's future to motivate him properly. What could go wrong?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by DragonGirl323 reviews
I'll tell you a tale about a evil prince that was cursed until he could learn to love another and the journey a young woman goes through to get that one ounce of freedom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - [Tifa L., Vincent V.] - Complete