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Joined 11-24-08, id: 1750825, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 26 stories for Gallagher Girls, Harry Potter, Merlin, Gossip Girl, Tin Man, Hawaii Five-0, Suits, Person of Interest, White Collar, Once Upon a Time, Firefly, Greek, Robin Hood BBC, Supernatural, Life, and Teen Wolf.

Hi!

Welcome to my profile, I'm glad you came to see what else is going on in here! (Let me tell you it's a party!)

I appreciate all reviews but am rotten at responding... but know I love every bit of feedback and take it all into consideration. Also a note- I pair whoever has the best chemistry or I can write convincingly. Most of the time this means no ones getting together :) but occasionally there will be slash. Just a heads up.

Also, I'm crap at updating. I'm in grad school and if I'm not reading I'm usually writing my thesis...or editing it... or re-writing it completely. Basically this is my stree release so I don't put pressure on myself to update. Everything will get done, it's just going to get down slowly. I also have the bad habit of starting new things without finishing the old. Don't worry though-- I haven't forgotten anything!

UPDATE: So I just moved all the stories from my old profile (i heart starfish) over here. So if you're someone who liked those stories you've come to the right place! And if you're suddenly wondering why I've done a ton of work-- I really haven't-- just looks that way!

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Fitting Pieces by Detour reviews
Preseries. Yeah, it's another fic dealing with how Gibbs met Tony in Baltimore. But come on. Don't you kinda love 'em? Some OCs, crazy action scenes, grumpy Gibbs and unreadable Tony. Eventually some Ducky, Abby, and, you know, an actual case.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,511 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Stars in the Sky by manitounell reviews
Zane and Jo attend the Unconventional Weapons Convention in Hawaii with Parish (Post Series), where they cross paths with Steve McGarrett and the 5-0 team.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Jo L., Zane D. - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3515 - Favs: 4,220 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
CommunicationTranslation by Meatball42 reviews
Jack discovers that there's been an error in communication.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Bonded by Kiva Taliana reviews
AU story. Uther Pendragon gets revenge on sorcercy by twisting it to his own purpose. When he follows up reports of a young sorcerer living in one of the outlying villages, it becomes apparent that Arthur and Merlin's destiny remains entwined. Some Merlin/Arthur slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 106,387 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Old Spies, or Mr Finch Goes To Tea by Haiza Tyri reviews
After Root, Harold Finch ventures to England to visit with Brian Pond (i.e. Williams) about a mutual friend. A triple crossover (with the George Smiley series) and a sequel to my story "Interlude Before The Angels."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Brian W., H. Finch - Complete
to the world that never let you be by Imperial Mint reviews
When Arthur notices the scars on Merlin, he sets off to find out why a servant of all people has such marks and discovers that Merlin might not be all that he seems. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,694 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obscure and Lonely by Asilda reviews
When Arthur and Cobb met, Cobb specialized in subconscious security. Arthur was already an extractor. They found themselves at odds when Cobb agreed to perform one extraction. Why? Because Arthur was the one Cobb was trying to extract from.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,424 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
First Impressions by ihearttony reviews
Tony risks his life to save Vance's children during an explosion. Can Gibbs, Vance, and the team work together to protect Tony from terrorists set on revenge? Will Vance ever see beyond the image to the person Tony really is? Papa Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,692 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Screwball Tactics by KikiKatie reviews
Annie courts Jeff in a way befitting a classic screwball comedy.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jeff W., Annie E.
Genius by adder574 reviews
Why does Dean hide his intelligence?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,892 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Mnemosyne's Lock by VR Trakowski reviews
It's Pepper who's hurt, but it's Tony who needs the comfort... Tony-Pepper, movieverse. Please note rating change!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,653 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
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The Ward Job reviews
Teen Wolf as Leverage! When Derek Hale gets asked to supervise a con in Beacon Hills, he gets sucked back into a life and a town he was trying escape. Thieves, betrayal, librarians! Light sterek, tortured Derek, craziness. Crazy Thief!Lydia, Alpha!Derek, Magic Hacker!Danny, Hitter!Allison, Librarian!Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles] Allison A., Lydia M.
The Immortals reviews
What happens when two people wait 1500 years for a King to pop out of a lake. Epic tales of bromance starring Merlin and Leon. Because let's be honest- Leon's never going to die. And Merlin can only skulk alone by a lake for so long before he gets put on some kind of list. One Shots. Chapter 4 up 12/20.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Merlin, Leon
Nothing is Ever Forgotton, Not Completely reviews
When Mal's grandmother dies, the Captain is forced to face his own demons and some long kept family secrets. Secrets that may lead the crew into the hands of the Alliance or help Mal conquer old insecurities. Pre-Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Mal
An Incredible Belief reviews
Henry wishes on a star and Storybrook's children start to remember. Grace just wants her father back, but Jefferson's nowhere to be found. What can children do against a curse that's stolen them from the parents they remember? AU. Chapter 6 now up!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Henry Mills, Paige/Grace
Father Forgive Me reviews
Reese and Crews on their fathers. Extreme overindulgence of parenthesis. This is a little different so excuse any oddness you find- I was playing with allegory. Subtle Creese.
Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Instrumental Breaks
Sort of one shot character studies on the marauders and Lilly. Set Ingrid Michaelson's Breakable. Set sometime during summer of 5th or 6th year. Is really better than I'm explaining it here. Repost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Thoughts of an Unwilling Assassin
An assassin is waiting for our boys. Fortunately she's not very happy about it. OC. No real pairings. Repost from previous account.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,560 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
Take reviews
Sam always takes. This time it's Dean turn. One shot. First season AU. Repost.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Truth to Hate reviews
Marian has an epiphany after agreeing to be Gisbournes' wife. R/M. Repost.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Marian, Robin Hood - Complete
Hippos and Sidekicks
Ashleigh thinks about her place in Cyprus Rhodes. And how it basically sucks. Repost.
Greek - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Ashleigh H. - Complete
The Difference Between reviews
Rebecca is not a puritan. But looking back at her nights with Casey's men she thinks about an issue that she does believe in. And the difference between Evan and Cappie. A love rhombus. Repost.
Greek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Rebecca L. - Complete
Casey the Caterpillar reviews
One shot Beaver POV on Casey, Cappie, and Rebecca and how sometimes the more docile animal can be the one that hurts you the most. In Beaver-isms that is.
Greek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Beaver, Casey C. - Complete
Allergies reviews
Simon and Kaylee are finally heading in the right direction... until Inara gets in the way. In honor of flu and allergy season.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Selfish
Inara Serra was selfish. one shot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Inara - Complete
Alias Ad Hoc reviews
'What If' Fic. What if no one ever told Neal that his dad was a dirty cop? How would Neal and the gangs lives have changed with one decision. Neal as a cop, Peter's not the boss, Mozzie's still Mozzie! Neal/Peter friendship, P/E, N/S. chapter 11 now up!
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,349 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Stardust, or A Story of Daring Romance and Adventure reviews
Arthur Pendragon, shopboy, is determined to win his love by bringing her a star from beyond The Wall. Unfortunately, the star turns out to a rather foul-tempered young man who's just as determined to get back to the sky. Add in witches, pirates, and a bunch of royal children bent on fratricide... This is going to be tricky.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
From the Desk of Chuck Bass reviews
Future fic. Various notes, correspondence, and voicemails from the Bass family. I disclaim everything except the humor! "To Mrs. Chuck Bass, aka The Tyrannical Autocrat, aka Her Most Feared Clipboarded Majesty, aka Blair Bear"
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blair, Chuck
Regnum reviews
A prequel to Memoria. Six years after the end of season 3, Arthur is about to become king but is missing a very important element...Merlin. A crowning and reveal story all in one!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
A Bitter Color reviews
Reese comes across Finch watching a softball game in the park. Or rather, watching someone play softball in the park. He investigates, drinks coffee, and learns a little about his mysterious friend. A drabble about Finch's possible past. Reese POV.
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
The Trouble with a Hung Jury reviews
A simple errand gives Mike some insight into Harvey's past...whether Harvey wants it to or not. Friendship.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R.
Memoria reviews
Arthur, Merlin, Gaius, and Uther are all experiencing terrible visions of a dying girl, pleading for help. Time travel, dead people, and revelations ensue! "It's never over!" "War comes to Albion—this is only the beginning." Now Complete!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
After the Storm reviews
A spook has been kidnapped right under HPDs nose. Now the Five 0 have twenty-four hours to find her, cover intact, before the island is overrun by a less than happy company...this is not going to be easy. Pre-Finale.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
The Shakes reviews
Uther gets the fidgets. Suspect number 1: Merlin. "The boy was doing it again. That thing. Where he…moved. Fidgeted." Pure silly fun.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Finding a Princess: A Tin Man Quest reviews
AU. DG never left the O.Z. but went into hiding with Ahamo. The Mystic Man sends Cain on a mission to find the missing princess and save the kingdom. Cain is less than thrilled.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Cain, DG
Gallagher Girls and Blackthorn Boys reviews
Character development oneshots from various characters POV. 10/01 Anna Fetterman up!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008
Fools reviews
Draco character study during the 6th book as he's in the room of requirement. oneshot. "The blond wanted his equally fair-haired parents to see his mangled, pale body as they were struck with the killing curse."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M.