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Joined 11-24-08, id: 1750847, Profile Updated: 05-03-10
Author has written 6 stories for Killzone, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Team Fortress 2.

Hi,welcome to my profile,nuff said he he!Read the stories if you like,find out about other stories and authors in the favorites section.Thank you for visiting.

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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
In Heart and Spirit by GI and RDX-Unchain Your Mind reviews
Spyro and Cynder almost lost each other during the Epic battle against the Saylo tribe, but now, things are finally at peace...or are they? Sequel to GittN I'm BaaaaaacK!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Spyro, Cynder
Desolation Ed by Jspy reviews
Ed, Edd n Eddy and the kids of the Cul-de-Sac have survived the nuclear holocaust of World War 3 by taking shelter in an underground vault. Numerous problems soon arise, forcing Eddy into the post nuclear wasteland to find a solution. Based on Fallout.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,639 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Eddy
The Things They Carried by Saaxth reviews
Even after you've walked away from it, it never disappears. It's always in sight, no matter how far you are, be it in distance or time. That's war. - Adaptation of Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried -
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Engineer
The Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 3 by Kojiokida2 reviews
Kain is gone, lost beyond the rim of time. Now the Hylden strive to conquer a dead Nosgoth. Freed from the endlessly cycling curse of the Soul Reaver, Raziel must strive against the very people who think him a messiah. Sequel to Blood Omen 3 Finished
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Raziel, Vorador, Janos Audron, The Seer
Edless Winter by Kirkland22 reviews
It's winter in Peach Creek and the Eds and the kids spend their day in the sewers. Unfortunately, they don't find out until later that a blizzard swept through the land above them and that they are trapped in the sewers of Peach Creek. I do not own EEnE.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
Give in to the Night by Given-Inside reviews
DoTD spoilers...but Ignitus is in this one: After the defeat of Malefor, Cynder discovers that her destiny is not finished. Will she fall in darkness again, or can Spyro help her give in to the night with him instead? M for blood and detailed romance SxC
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,580 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Love Now Lost by Given-Inside reviews
Tragic Two shot Song fic wrapped around our two heroes final moment together. Songs are Seize the Day by Avenged Sevenfold and Valentine's Day from Linkin Park. Warning, Character death, agnsty and heartbreak. If you think you can handle it, try to.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008
Cartoon Paranormal Project 2 by AMX reviews
2 years after the original Cartoon Paranormal Project, six new cartoon characters are sent to the Hawthorne Mill to uncover the truth behind the legend of Wooden Lucy. Can they do it? R&R
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
EDacondas by Drongs2.0 reviews
Ed wins a contest for him and 8 people to go too the Amazons Rainforest full summery inside...Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and Anacondas Hunt for the Blood Orchid Crossover...Chp 8 up
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 6/13/2005
Blessed Be the Soldier by Insanity Engine reviews
He wandered through the ruins, his back to everything he once believed so avidly. And yet they leered at him, buildings once grandiose, their facades twisted by the ravages of war. The Helghast had enough of this, he wanted it to end. Oneshot.
Killzone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
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The Roaming Ranger reviews
14 years after misteriously escaping his Vault, this Peach Creek resident became a wasteland legend. And now, woken and stirred by childhood memories, this legendary ranger sets out across the US Wasteland on a simple quest to find his friends.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011
BLU Moon reviews
What they were, they did not care. How they came to be, they did not care. The only thing they cared for, the only thing that was important, in that world, at that time: " How do we kill them ? ".
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011
The Purple Men In The Middle reviews
The puppets have ripped off their strings and they have opened their eyes. What happens when everything you thought you knew suddenly turns out to be false, and that you were to your master as useful as dust? What would you do? Please read and review.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011
Never the Average Joe reviews
Ed was always the strangest person in Peach Creek, acting as if he wasn't from this planet..... but what if he really wasn't?Please Read and Review
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010
The WretchED reviews
Completely origanal fantasy story,except for EEnE .The Ed's and the rest of the kids get sucked in to a diffirent world in wich they are forced to enter war to get back home .Rated T .PLEEEEEEEEEASE read and review!I hunger for reviews!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009
A Brief history of the Helghast Army reviews
Written in the style of a history book .It covers the basic history and composition of the Helghast army .
Killzone - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009