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About me -
As on 1 November, 2013, I am an official member of the United States Air Force. :D
I'm Southern breed, born, and raised. And no, I do not drink beer, own a shotgun, and go mudding every day. I'd rather leave that to the rednecks. Liquor is much better. :D
Want to know more? Just ask.
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A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"
After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one...
Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"
Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you here today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"
If you believe that life starts at the moment of conception and that abortion is therefore immoral, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Obiwanlivesforever, Xaja Silversheen, Araloth the Random, Fear Die Rothaarige
Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...
Some people see (or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"
Other people cry when they see (or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...
What I don't understand is this...
Most people would slap you if they could when they see (or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...
Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading (or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...
Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...
My question is...
Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?
Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?
And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?
Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!
"Proof in the math:
Harry > Voldemort,
Voldemort > Cedric,
Cedric = Edward
Harry > Edward"
The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! Fear Die Rothaarige
Itachi -/ \-
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"-Albert Einstein
And remembered what you said.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No. This is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, i am scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Can you slow down now?
Guy: First give me a big hug.
She hugs him tightly.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off me and put it on you? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next morning, a motorcycle accident occurred because of break failure. Two people, and only one survived. The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy knew the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then she had him put on his helmet so she could live, even if he didn't.
He gave her 12 roses, eleven were real, and one was fake. The he told her, "I'll love you until the last rose dies."
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Sakura:Do I ever cross your mind?
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really.
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sakura: Choose--me or your life
Sasuke: My life...
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most
Sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down
Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone
If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
To go through so much harm
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
My name is Sarah
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong
REMEMBER WHEN ..
If you HATE Gaara's father, Copy and Paste this on your profile
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!
93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, Fear Die Rothaarige
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
"It's not me! It's the drugs!"
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to end, it's about learning to dance in the rain
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."
Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances.
"Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars." Violeta Parra
"Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light." Jean Giraudoux
'Do not pass by my epitaph, traveler. But having stopped, listen and learn, then go your way.
There is no boat in Hades, no ferryman Charon, No caretaker Aiakos, no dog Cerberus. All we who are dead below Have become bones and ashes, but nothing else. I have spoken to you honestly, go on, traveler, Lest even while dead I seem loquacious to you.' - Roman Tombstone
Everyone has problems, it's how you deal with them that separates you from everyone else.
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too...
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end...
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing...
...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more...
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry...
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring...
the thing you just read is propriety of xINFRAxREDx but I agree with it all (maybe not so much Bella's comment).
May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten
To James and Lily,
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