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Joined 11-24-08, id: 1751115, Profile Updated: 09-10-11
Author has written 4 stories for iCarly, Dragon Ball Z, Teen Titans, and Dead Space.

Hey, I'm Kylie. I'm the one with the green contact, and this was taken while waiting for the annual performance of Rocky Horror to start.
I'm 19, and I like writing smut. Most, if not all, of my stories will at some point include it. Except for Isolation. That would be considered necrophilia, and I don't dig that.
I do dig the ladies, though. And Green Day.
I liek video games.
Because I forget to add this to all of my shit, I do not own anything I post. I have no legal right to anything in any of my stories except for any original plot. The characters, their names, etc., do not belong to me, they belong to their respective creators.
I get really lazy with my fanfiction and I've gone a long time without updating before. If this happens, send me a message. I get email alerts and I'm online almost every day, so I'll know that you guys are getting antsy.
Reviews are my inspiration. I know, everyone probably has that on their profile somewhere but seriously, they are. They let me know that people are still interested in reading my shit, and they haven't given up on it.
I spend my days either online, on my xbox, or at a friend's house doing either of those two things. I frequent Neopets, tumblr, Facebook, and Runescape often as well.
I honestly don't know how or why I have reviews, because I re-read my shit all the time and it just really does not sound good. Why are you even here T^T
Oh yeah, I have a thing for dragons. Which is where the inspiration for Charlie came from. Sue me.
Hokay, bye.

Story Status:

iSurprise: DONE. Amber wants me to write a sequel, but that's just not going to happen. I'm working on another Cam at the moment, but it might never get posted. I'm not good at writing Cams.
First Law of Motion: IN PROGRESS. No matter how long it takes before this gets updated, I am not giving up on it. I have the entire plot outlined and everything, I just need to stop being so goddamn lazy and finish the chapters.
Show me Your Teeth: IN PROGRESS. Again, I have no plans of canceling this. In fact, as I type this, it's almost finished. One more chapter to go, I believe.
Isolation: IN PROGRESS. However, this is a story that I write in my spare time, whenever I want to spit out something violent and bloody. It's not a priority story, although once I finish SMYT and FLoM, it might be.

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Push by FreyaCat reviews
Labor is never fun, especially when birthing a demi-Saiyan. Will Vegeta make a good birthing coach? Rated for language and graphic content.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Wings of Lust by WaluigiNumberOne reviews
Quirrell/Buckbeak. When Professor Quirrell can't get his fill with the ladies or the guys, who can he turn to? READ AND REVIEW! SERIOUSLY, EVEN IF YOU WANNA FLAME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Q. Quirrell, Buckbeak - Complete
Burning by amberpire reviews
Claire knows she shouldn't play with fire, but Allison is a flame she can't ignore. ;Claire/Allison;
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Claire S., Allison R. - Complete
Risks by amberpire reviews
You need to take this risk, because if you don't, you'll spend the rest of your life living in the 'what if's and the 'could have been's. ;Bliss/Pash;
Whip It - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Bonded by Calicy reviews
Jake wronged Eywa and lost a child as a result. Now his son will journey to make his father's wrong doings right. CHAPTER SIX FIXED.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,989 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
The Gun Lines by Dr. Lloyd reviews
It's Pokemon vs. the US Navy in an alternate World War II. Who will win?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Fire and Ice by amberpire reviews
I'm burning everywhere her marble cold skin touches mine. Alice Cullen is the icy match to my fire. ;Bella/Alice;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Dead Space: Arrival by RealityEngineer reviews
A retrieval-class ship is headed towards a new mission to retrieve an artifact and intercepts a vessel containing an mentally unstable Engineer. He insists something bad is about to happen. It is.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Continuity Error by journaliar reviews
...There's supposed to be some sort of sequence or succession to this things but there's not. They're full of continuity errors." CarlyxSam; CAM
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Growing Pains by journaliar reviews
Spencer's been noticing some things...CarlyxSam. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Spencer S., Carly S. - Complete
The Marker by Turrasta reviews
Halo/Dead Space X-over. The UNSC mining ship Ishimura picks up a mysterious ancient artefact... Rated for violence, gore and frequent coarse language.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Kiss Me by amberpire reviews
Bella sucked a breath through her teeth, her blood racing with nerves. Hearing Alice talk like that made her body shiver because love does things like that to you. "Kiss me, Alice." ;Bella/Alice;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Discoveries by amberpire reviews
I took a deep breath. "But I think I might have liked it a little." I tensed when she turned around to look at me, her eyebrows raised. "Oh?" And her face was mischievous again as she moved toward me. ;Sam/Jazz;
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sam M., Jazz F. - Complete
Sink or Swim? by Lady Stars reviews
The mansion goes to Lake Glory for a small trip. Logan must go in the water, but can Logan swim?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009
Dead Office Space by Rin-neechan reviews
Isaac's best day ever, literally and sarcastically. Takes place at least one year before the events of the game. Rated for language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Help Me Believe by goodbyelove18 reviews
Starfire doesn't like Robin anymore so she looks for something new and finds Argent. Contains lemons and Yuri. Don't like it, don't read it.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Starfire, Argent - Complete
A Child's Love by Sheol reviews
One shot. PiccoloXGohan. Piccolo battles over his growing more intimate feelings towards Gohan, a child, when he decides to take things a bit further once Gohan falls asleep. But does Gohan reciprocate his growing feelings? Rated M for safety.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Eumenide by anime animal reviews
AU. Taken as a spoil of war, Hyrule's princess is bound in submission to her country's conqueror until she is pushed to the limit. Based largely on Aeschylus' Agamemnon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Moonlite Nights by AlantisB reviews
*FINISHED* Warning! This story is YAOI! Which means M/M relationships! VegetaXGoku pairing
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2001
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Show me Your Teeth reviews
An old rival supposedly turned ally comes to visit for a month, staying at the Titan Tower. At first, Raven feels uneasy, but then begins to realize her furious attraction towards the older alien. Femslash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Raven, Blackfire
Isolation reviews
Kendra sends Isaac on a mission, but he encounters new species of Necromorphs than he thought existed. Rated M for various language use and extreme gore.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010
First Law of Motion reviews
We all know that Goku manages to rescue Gohan from Raditz. But what would happen if Raditz would have fled the planet with Gohan, raising the boy in his own image? Rated M for language etc.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Gohan, Raditz
iSurprise: A CarlyxSam oneshot reviews
Oneshot Cam. I don't own iCarly, Nickelodeon/Viacom/Dan Schnieder does. Or something of the sort. Review?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.