thefuturemrsjasperhale
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Joined 11-24-08, id: 1751358, Profile Updated: 11-25-08
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

goes by: Dakota

currently: a student

obsessed with: Twilight =)

loves: pink. twilight. paramore. cameras. neon.

hates: depressiveness. drugs. animal cruelty.

favorite quote: "if you act like a princess then you'll think you're a princess"- Paris Hilton

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A New Beginning by I Wear the Crown reviews
This story takes place a few months after Breaking Dawn ends. This is what I imagine a Cullen family vacation or is it! would be like. Read on for twists, turns and humor, CULLEN STYLE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
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Another Heart is Calling reviews
Sasha Granger is Hermione's twin & polar opposite. She's a witty Ravenclaw who the teachers hate, beater for the Quidditch team and also is secretly dating Theodore Nott. Her life was perfect, until the Slytherin Prince came into it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Draco M., OC
Diplomacy A snatcher's tale reviews
Jackie is a snatcher for the Lord Voldemort but also works for the Order of the Phoenix. She plays for both sides & this is her tale of the struggles she faces & of her developing romance with the infamous Draco Malfoy*Rated M substance abuse/sexual scene
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - OC, Draco M.
ANNOYING EDWARD 1 SHOT! reviews
What happens when Edward tries to have a civilized conversation with Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
your voice was the soundtrack of my summer reviews
Bella's cousin Ray needs to get away from the big city of New York so she goes to have what she refers to as "a normal summer" in Forks with Bella but little does she know she'll find something she wasn't looking for, Jasper Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Vamps in Paris! reviews
Carlise and Esme decided to plan the wedding for Bella & Edward in Paris. Basically, with the Cullens loose in Paris, anything can happen and it does!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Emmett
VAMPIRE IM CONVOS reviews
basically all the cullens, bella and jake have discovered the world of aim, what kind of conversations will go on? * sorry i suck at summarys, please read, first fan fic!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Alice, Emmett