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Joined 11-24-08, id: 1751439, Profile Updated: 03-17-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Watchmen.

Likes: I have a thing for polka dots, CHOCOLATE, hot showers, movies, books, music, food, cooking, chapstick, writing, poetry, dancing. Eddie Izzard. Mitch Hedberg. MY CAT! Many others I'll think of later and go "OH YEAH."

Dislikes: Spiders, being ignored, the word "panties."

Movies: Too many to list, as movies are my life: my obsession. But a girl can try. = I grew up on horror movies. I mean, I watched Dawn of the Dead as a foetus. So let's start there, shall we. Night of the Living Dead (original and Tom Savini remake), Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Day of the Dead (original and definitely NOT the remake), Land of the Dead, Diary of the Dead. Actually, any zombie movie and I'll be there with bells on. Whatever that means. Garden State, The Lost Boys, The Crow, Suspiria, Opera, Phenomena, Demons 1 and 2. Deep Red, Cat O Nine Tails... Italian giallos and other horror are amazing, especially Dario Argento and Mario Bava. From Dusk till Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Death Proof, Planet Terror. Crank. Jarjead. Domino. Fright Night 1 and 2, The Great Rock N Roll Swindle (terrible, but come on... sex pistols!), Near Dark, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Juno, My First Mister, A Knight's Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You (Yeah, I'm such a girl sometimes), Ed Wood, Beautiful Girls, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Unbreakable, Rushmore, Run Lola Run, The Forsaken, Hairspray, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Red Eye, Cry Baby, The Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Art School Confidential, House of Wax, The Bat, The Tingler, Ginger Snaps, Valentine, Toxic Avenger movies, Alligator II: The Mutation (Giant mutant alligator movies... ah childhood), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Big Trouble in Little Chine, Escape From New York, Escape from LA, The Thing, Assault on Precinct 13, The Fog, John Carpenter's Vampires, Ghosts of Mars, Labyrinth, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness, Ghost World (Love it), Rocky Horror Picture Show (AHHH!), Sword of Doom, Harold and Maude, Carrie, An American Werewolf in London, Tombstone, Return of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 2, Pecker, Benny and Joon, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Zombie, House by the Cemetery, Don't Torture a Duckling, United States of Leland, The Believer, Crazy Moon, Flatliners, Repo Man, Neon Maniacs, Clerks, Loser, Encino Man, Mr. Deeds, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Tank Girl, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, Game of Death, Almost Famous, Diabolique, One Crazy Summer, Blow, Starship Troopers, Mars Attacks, Unforgiven, Appaloosa, 3:10 to Yuma, The Jacket, old 70s and 80s slasher films, The Prowler, The Friday the 13ths, My Bloody Valentine, The Crazies, SLC Punk, Dodgeball, Better Off Dead, This is Spinal Tap, Sin City, Boondock Saints, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Sleepy Hollow, Alice in Wonderland, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Aliens, Street Fighter, Madman Mars, The Bodyguard (SONNY CHIBA), Phantasm, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Young Frankenstein, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Terminator, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, pretty much any Adam Sandler movie, City of Lost Children, Predator, The Warriors, Alice, Battle Royale, Nightmare Before Christmas, Death Race, Twilight (Can't help it, I'm a girl after all), Velvet Goldmine, Scanners, Creepshow 1 and 2, From Beyond, Twitch of the Death Nerve, Terror Train, Night of the Creeps, Shogun Assasin (or The Lone Wolf and Cub films), Tenebrae, Hellraiser, Shockwaves, Scarecrows, Mad Max, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rogue, Four Flies on Grey Velvet, The Orphanage, Watchmen.

Wow... that's not obsessive!! Heh. And I'm sure there are some that I forgot to mention.

Books: I eat EE cummings poetry, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, the Twilight Series, and cookbooks. David Sedaris. The Beach. Many, many, many. I'm forgetting a lot here, too.

Music: A lot of different things. Current Obsessions: The Misfits, The Cramps, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Nirvana, Operation Ivy, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the White Stripes, Bad Brains, Los Straitjackets, The Cure, The Mummies, Kimya Dawson, Joanna Newsome, Fugazi, Flight of the Conchords, Fingathing, Bikini Kill, and Cat Power. Much more than this.

Food: I've developed a weird obsession with cooking and baking. Considering culinary or pastry arts as a career. Favorite foods include chocolate, root beer float cupcakes, open pit chicken, fudge, REAL thick hot chocolate, making my own BBQ sauce, white chicken chili, brownies, CHEESECAKE, doughnutmisu, tiramisu, BUNUELOS, marinating things, rubbing things with spice mixtures. Ah food. It makes me happy.

Thank you for your time. I hope you enjoy my stories.

Together On The Wrong Side Of The World by letmefallasleep reviews
Sort of an OFC fic. Norman Reedus has repeatedly stated that Daryl is incapable of a functioning, romantic relationship, and I've tried to create a story that stays true to that idea as much as possible. Basically, this is the story of two people incapable of love or romance, trying to love each other in the only ways they know how. Better summary inside.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 64,551 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Daryl D.
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Savior reviews
Rorschach saves a girl in an alley. Drawn to her, can he battle his beliefs to allow himself to get to know her? Rorschach/OC.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Confession reviews
Bella has a shocking confession for Jacob. BellaxJacob. Takes place New Moon - Eclipse. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,593 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Jacob
The Bet reviews
--"I bet you five dollars..." He said, his hand reaching into his pocket...-- JacobxBella. Oneshot. Too irresistable not to write.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete