Author has written 47 stories for Harry Potter, Inkheart, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Zoey 101, Switched at Birth, and Lying Game, 2011.
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HEYHEYHEYHEY! Alright guys! Hi! It's me, SarahtheVampire/GreyEyed/ now Velosarahptor! Just wanted to let you know that you can now follow me on twitter @velosarahptorx so yeah. I'm Sarah. And I like things, probably more than I should. I've been on fanfiction for almost four years now, more than any of my friends, so I feel like that gives me the right to SUPREME DICTATORSHIP. You can tell who's been on for a long time by the number of copy/paste things on their profile.
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Harry Potter: The Untold Stories of Bay and Charlie and also a Dramione fic called Space Dementia (based on the Muse song) that isn't posted yet.
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Dramione, Quogan, Drarry, Dory, Bemmett, and any other ships that I've written stories for.
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TV Shows/Movies/Books you're fangirling (or fanboying?) over.
Anything you want, because I like making new friends!
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new and im
[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs. (or drugs at all)
[x]You have a lot of friends
[x]You get along with everyone
[x]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
]You love soccer
[x]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[ x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[ ]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university
[x]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot.
[ ]You like to follow trends.
[x]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ x]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[x]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
]You’re very emotional
]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
[ ]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x]You’re shy.(occasionally :))
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x]Lying is sometimes okay
[x]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ]Serious is better than funny.
[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
]Basketball is a good sport.
[x ]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[ ]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
[ ]You have considered suicide.
[x]You like metal.
[ ]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[ ]Guilty until proven innocent.
[ ] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
] You were always picked last for kickball.
] You don't like to talk a lot.
] You tend to avoid mass social activities
] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ ] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
[x ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state or world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ]You've hooked up at parties.
[ x] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've sneaked out of the house to party.
[x ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
] You can dance.
[ x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[x ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[x ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You donly go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.
Total = 4
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[x ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[x ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. (Before I had this one marked...oh god how things change! HT is my favorite store now_
[ ] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.
Total = 2
[x] You have played an instrument before.
] You still play an instrument.
[x] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 2
[x] You have seen a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical.
[x ] You like to act.
[x ] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[x ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 4
[x ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
] You have straight A's.
[x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[x] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[x ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
] You are/were on Student Council.(i quit after the 1st meeting)
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 4
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[x] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You like to sleep.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on facebook/dA. You could be doing something more productive.
] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[ x] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot.(it depends on the tat)
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[ ] Overly happy people scare you.
] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 5
[x ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[x] You have straight A's.
[x] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. (all the guys over here are asses)
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[x] You wear your pants at your waist.(no shit I'm a girl!)
[x] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ x] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
] You wear/should be wearing glasses.(is it my fault I'm blind???)
Total = 7
Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar. (like 3 chords but still!)
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[x] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 1
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
] You drive down the street blaring your music
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ x] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your *.
[ x] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin
Total = 2
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[x ] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[ x] You have hurt your self on purpose. (my parents yell at me for squealing/laughing at fanfiction during inappropriate times so i bite my arm)
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a * to be a goth.
[ x] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
] You have dark hair. (i have to keep convincing my friend that it's dark brown NOT BLACK)
[x] You love the emo song. (which emo song? I like the funny one)
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.
Total = 5
[x ] You own a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for littering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x ] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.(don't judge me)
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
[ x] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 4
[x] Most people are scared of your music
[x] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[ ] You hate emo kids
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal
[ x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[ x] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ x] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings
[ x] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
1. How are you feeling today?
I'm Only Sleeping by the Beatles
2. Will you get far in life?
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
3. How do your friends see you?
Exogenesis Symphony: Part 2 (Cross-Pollination) by Muse
4. Will you get Married?
Dear Prudence by the Beatles
5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Missing by Beck
6. What is the story of your life?
A Pirate Looks at Forty by Jimmy Buffet
7. What was high school like?
Maxwell's Silver Hammer by the Beatles
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Right Round by Flo Rida
9. What is the best thing About your Friends?
Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs
10. To describe Your Grandparents
Respect by Aretha Franklin
11. How is Life going?
Broken Drum by Beck
12. Will you Have a Happy life?
Holiday by Green Day
15. What do your friends really think of you?
Fire It Up by Modest Mouse
16. Do people secretly lust after you?
Basket Case by Green Day (is this a sign? is it nathan, cause this is one of our 'songs' and he certainly is a basket case!!)
17. How can I make myself happy?
She Said She Said by the Beatles
18. What should you do with your life?
Fantastic Mr. Fox a.k.a Petey's Song by Jarvis Cocker
19. Will you ever have children?
Sugar, Sugar by the Archies
20. What song would you strip to?
Because of You by Kelly Clarkson (not exactly a 'stripper' song now is it?)
21. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
The Twelve Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers
22. What does your mom think of you?
I Predict A Riot by the Kaiser Chiefs (haha she probably does predict a riot lol)
23. What is your deep dark secret?
Blackbird by the Beatles
24. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
25. What's your personality like?
Extraordinary Girl by Green Day (oh why yes I am!)
26. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Don't Pass Me By by the Beatles
27. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Fergalicious by Fergie
28. What are your aspirations?
The Small Print by Muse
29. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Halo by Beyonce
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sarah
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sarizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Polar Bear
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Hayden Chestnut Hill
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Liesagly
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Cream Soda
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aehasma
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sara (wow what a change, lol!)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Jasper (omg Jasper is black lol!)