Ruairi J.L
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Joined 11-25-08, id: 1751805, Profile Updated: 04-01-15
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Pokémon, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.

Hello, everyone. Name's Ruairí. I have a love for this site, and for writing in general.

Current Progress (the only place you can find frequent updates on my stories):

- Double Jeopardy: Chapter 32, "Werecats" - 0 words

REVISION: improvement of chapters 1-20, as I've been promising for months. Current progress: Chapter One complete!

- Throes of Fate: Chapter 6, "Eragon and Aragorn" - 1500 words (I'll get back to this soon, I promise.)

My Current Favourite Song: Spiritual Awakening (Future World Music) - my all time favourite piece of music, incidentally.

My Current Profile Picture: Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans

I often get asked why my stories are so darkly poised. To be honest, they're really not. Double Jeopardy is an exception. It is very dark, because that's how I feel like writing it. Simple. That being said, nothing I write in the future (unless specifically noted beforehand with good reason) will be as dark. Throes of Fate is only as malevolent as Lord of the Rings and The First Time will include a good bit of romance, so take that one as you wish.

One thing that continues to amaze me is the diversity of Double Jeopardy's fan-base. I'm sure this is a shared statistic for thousands of writers on this site, but still... each month alone the story has been visited by people from close to fifty different nations, and that, I think, is a beautiful piece of information. It's incredible how widespread it is around the world, and I really couldn't be prouder; not because I've written something recognised in so many countries, but because so many different cultures can come together to enjoy a piece of writing. So, I just want to thank you all for your continual dedication - things like this are why I continue writing and why I always will.

I'm a proud otaku, lover of fantasy and sci-fi rolled into one, as well as a huge gamer and someone who watches a 'lot' of T.V and films. And reads for fun. And dabbles in poetry and prose. And watches football with a passion (along with quite a few other sports). Does that make me the biggest social hermit you've ever met?


-Upcoming Stories (Maybe a year from now, maybe a decade.)-

  1. Lincoln Cooper/You've Been Served -

Enough is enough. Harry is sick and tired of Dumbledore's manipulations and Sirius's death is the last straw. The solution? Bring the old man down with the help of the finest legal mind in Wizarding history. The catch? Mr. Cooper may feel the Ministry as a whole is too corrupt to continue and decide to bring it down single-handedly. Essentially Harry and Cooper versus Dumbledore, the Wizengamot, the Ministry and Voldemort behind the scenes.

  1. Solitude and Solidarity. Harry Potter universe. Description -

    A nine year old Harry Potter meets Hermione Granger by chance, and his young life is altered greatly. Through the pair developing a close friendship, Harry will enter the magical world of Hogwarts not alone, but with a companion he cherishes and protects more than life itself. The consequences, far-reaching, will either be beautiful to withhold… or devastating to endure.

  2. Unnamed SAO/AOT Crossover. Description - Eren and co have recently completed their combat training and have successfully defended the town of Trost from Titan incursion. Now, Eren is on trial and the Survey Corps may be his only hope. But who are the mysterious recruits in Squad Levi, and what does the ill-mannered captain himself think of their presence? Together they could be a formidable team, provided Kirito's secrets don't kill them all.
  3. Untitled Harry Potter / Sherlock crossover. Description - Colin Creevey has just been petrified, and the staff is no closer to finding the Heir of Slytherin. One innocuous prompt from Harry is enough to tempt Dumbledore into asking for outside help, despite the misgivings of more than a few characters. Those misgivings aren't deterred when the eccentric detective and his best friend show up to sink their teeth into the matter. This story is an odd one. It acts as my new attempt to juggle more than one story with my outside life, something I've been disappointingly unsuccessful in trying to control up until now. It's unusual in that it'll be like the Sherlock T.V. show in its sporadic manner - chapters will be long, and therefore deliberately infrequent. It won't be published until I have at least 50,000 words written (one tenth of the way there as of January 11th)

  4. Untitled Harry Potter / DC crossover. Description - From what I have so far, Harry is adopted by Bruce Wayne after Lily and James are killed. Imagine THAT Harry going to Hogwarts.
  5. Untitled Stargate SG-1 / Battlestar Galactica crossover. Description - SG-1 accidentally travel through a solar flare when attempting to access the Ori galaxy via the Supergate. They are sent back to the midst of the Second Cylon War.
  6. Unconfirmed Sherlock / Dexter crossover. Who wouldn't want to see this showdown?!
  7. Unconfirmed Harry Potter / Matrix crossover. Fun idea, I have to say.

I firmly believe that authors personally control any story they publish, so don't expect mine to be 100% loyal to its canon counterpart (or counterparts, if it's a cross-over). Like Double Jeopardy, it will possibly follow the original story-line of the text, but I'll feel free to change some things around when it's appropriate and even when it's not. Otherwise... what's the point? You may as well just ignore the premise of 'FanFiction' entirely.

Always remember when you're writing: it's not what you do, but how you do it that defines you (yes, that is a Batman reference). Don't be overwhelmed by criticism, because it's the only true way an author can grow. I choose to ignore most positive feedback (that being said, I reply to those reviews which people have taken time to write - it would be rude not to). Unless my work is perfect (an impossible feat), I strive for negativity and even occasional rudeness. Don't get upset if I do the same thing when reviewing your work - get determined.

Some favourite book quotes:

"Elia of Dorne. You raped her, you murdered her. You killed her children."

"Real love is to offer your life at the feet of another."

"It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish."

"People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't."

"There are no men like me. There's only me."

"Are you OLD?"
"No, I'm twelve. But I've been that for a long time."

"Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles."

"Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly - they'll go through anything. You read and you're pierced."

"I am I, and I wish I weren't."

"Jaime Lannister sends his regards."

"I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren."

"Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?"

"If one's different, one's bound to be lonely."

"Be me a little."

"Shall we dance, friend of my heart?"

"When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man."

"The world is full enough of hurts and mischances without war to multiply them."

"One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them."

"We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it."

"A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid."

"Closed his mouth. Then pressed a kiss on Oskar's lips. For a few seconds Oskar saw through Eli's eyes. And what he saw was... himself. Only much better, more handsome, stronger than what he thought of himself. Seen with love."

Real-Life Quotes (some mine, others from friends):

"I never go a day without contemplating the zombie apocalypse. Because life is just too boring as things are."

"Why do you always talk to yourself?"
"It's the only way to be assured of intelligent conversation around here."

"You know I hate you, right?"
"Like Sherlock and Moriarty?"
"No, like Darth Vader and factor five sun-cream."

"How do you know if you love someone?"
"Are you willing to kill yourself to save them?"
"Then you probably need to work on it a little."

My Personal Pet Peeves (I only made this to show you why I may be criticising your story, not to be a troll):

  1. People who make spelling mistakes and choose to deliberately ignore them deserve to be slapped until they wake up.
  2. Anybody who writes 'I suck at summaries' is clearly a woeful writer, so don't be drawn in by their promise of a better story.
  3. Anyone who writes anything about male pregnancy in a positive light deserves to be shanked, and that is not an exaggeration. This is horrendous and I want no part in it. Maybe it's 'cute' for some people out there, but as a man there is not a more disturbing thought I can conjure. Seriously.
  4. 'Writers' who openly acknowledge plot holes in their own story but refuse to fix them need a big kick up the arse. Show some dedication, why don't you?
  5. Uptight fan-girls and boys need to get off their astoundingly high horses. Often, you people aren't smart enough to handle impartiality in a debate, so please, go ahead and try your luck. I look forward to it.
  6. Anyone who writes a story rated 'M' yet still proceeds to write 'NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS' in the summary should seriously reconsider their writing skills.
  7. Thou shalt not ask direct questions with anonymous reviews, for the Lord of the Story shalt becometh angry and unleash furious vengeance upon thou. On a serious note, please don't do this for anything of mine that you read. Unless it's a serious issue I won't respond since I can't speak to you personally. It clogs up the chapter with footnotes.
  8. When challenged by an unnecessarily nasty review, all authors should be as sarcastic as possible in their response. If the reviewer doesn't pick up on said sarcasm he/she is a dumb-ass and must be treated as such, as should their opinion. Again, I enjoy negativity. That doesn't mean I enjoy trolls.
  9. Low levels of followers and reviews do not necessarily mean the story is sub-par. If you get anywhere near 1000 followers for a single story you should have no complaints (this is a peeve because some people tend to think that 1000 followers is not a lot, even if the genre or category is not very popular).
  10. Any writer who continues to 'ask for reviews' at the start/end of a chapter needs to realise something: we know how to review. It's an integral part of using this site. Some of us just choose not to.
  11. If you write 'chappie' as a 'shorter' version of 'chapter' you've automatically lost me as a reader. Plain and simple. Sorry if that makes me seem petty, but to me it's like someone running their nails down a chalkboard.
  12. The decision to include, as a friend so eloquently phrased it: 'the magical bloody trunk of everything' is one that should never be considered. Cutting corners by solving everything in one fell swoop removes the point of the story and makes the plot flimsier and more laughable than that of Twilight.
  13. If you try to slam another writer or their story in order to make your own look better, you are a pathetic person and will automatically lose the respect of every user on this site. Trolling attacks are signs of weakness. I think I've said this a few times now, so you know I mean it.
  14. Writing OCs is not a bad thing. Bad writing itself is a bad thing.
  15. Typos aren't the end of the world. We all make them. Numerous and continual grammatical errors aren't the end of the world either, although they make me want to end the world in a fit of rage. Why not proof-read or, if you can't be bothered to do so, get help from a friend or nice reviewer?
  16. I hate Ron Weasley. Therefore I won't read any story in the Harry Potter category where he's portrayed positively without complaining. Please don't take it personally. Same goes for Dumbledore.
  17. People who complain about plot inconsistencies and logical fallacies/holes within the Harry Potter FanFiction web. You need to realise that the actual series is littered with errors, mistakes and (in)convenient magic when it wants to be. Trying to account for that within FanFiction is IMPOSSIBLE because of how much the characters can theoretically do with magic itself. So, while you're screaming at your computer that Harry should be casting a 'notice-me-not' charm on the Horcrux he's stolen instead of simply hiding it in his magical trunk, or some other such nonsense, the author of the story is either laughing at you, or swearing repeatedly at your childishness. Authors aren't impeccable. If Rowling hadn't formed such a flimsy structure for her magical rules and lack thereof, we wouldn't get caught with our head in the sand every other chapter. For that reason, most of us choose to ignore the 'magic can fix anything' rule that SHOULD exist, and instead employ the good old-fashioned 'these characters are flawed' one instead. IN SHORT, there will always be magical holes in ANY given Harry Potter story. You'll live with it, I'm sure.
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Break Through the Limit by Captain Space reviews
Raditz finds himself outmatched when he comes to earth, due to a change in Goku's final battle against Piccolo five years earlier. Can Raditz find it within himself to become a hero alongside his brother, and rise to face Frieza, the androids, and more? Ongoing, updates Sundays. Thanks to Nassif9000 for providing the cover image! Now with a TV Tropes page.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 150 - Words: 799,730 - Reviews: 4114 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Goku, Raditz
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 171,682 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 9,110 - Follows: 12,107 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 141 - Words: 569,857 - Reviews: 5517 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12985 - Favs: 16,333 - Follows: 15,185 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 8,040 - Follows: 9,794 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 4,274 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7929 - Favs: 12,595 - Follows: 9,976 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 6,078 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 306,883 - Reviews: 5164 - Favs: 7,793 - Follows: 9,263 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14692 - Favs: 7,679 - Follows: 6,833 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 6,285 - Follows: 6,660 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7979 - Favs: 14,633 - Follows: 6,322 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part III by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ROTJ AU) The Rebellion prepares to launch a desperate last offensive against Emperor Skywalker's forces. But a mutiny is brewing within the Empire, and Darth Vader has an objective of his own, a secret he's kept for over twenty years...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,325 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10162 - Favs: 12,349 - Follows: 5,090 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part II by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ESB AU) Emperor Skywalker, obsessed with finding his son, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space. Meanwhile, a small group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,530 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 178 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Promise on the Festival Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Is your cousin a boy or a girl? A simple question, but one with grave importance to a lonely and abused young girl. A different answer leads the girl down a different path. But in the end, is there a place for someone like her in this world?
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,605 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part I by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ANH AU) In an alternate universe, the duel at Mustafar ended differently, and the galaxy took a divergent path as a result: Darth Vader is the Emperor, the Death Star does not exist, and Luke Skywalker knows exactly where he came from.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,458 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 9,489 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Marauding Dragon by Hamilcar reviews
Sirius escapes from Azkaban much earlier and is adopted by Draco Malfoy. Ch. 43: The first year comes to a close and everybody gets to go home. Despite the year ending on a high note, however, not all are coming back to welcoming arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,785 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
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Double Jeopardy reviews
Voldemort may have won even after his death... one hidden Portkey... one impulsion charm... and Harry finds himself in Alagaësia, where he appears trapped for all eternity. But there is now a quest before him - fight alongside Eragon, first Shur'tugal of the new era, to destroy the evil Galbatorix. With help from Brom and Murtagh they must succeed... or the world shall burn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 233,334 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
Throes of Fate reviews
"Time is an enhancement of Being. Never before has it been altered, and never again shall it." So says he who utters unto Eragon Shadeslayer his eternal destiny; the winds of time, wrought by magic, transfix and envelop those in their path. A Rider and his dragon, now bound to Middle-Earth, with the hidden knowledge that they have a Fellowship to aid, and a Dark Lord to destroy.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,884 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Eragon S., Saphira
The Noble Art of Remaining Inconspicuous reviews
Voldemort is innocent. What happens when he escapes and gets help from Dumbledore, the one man who can help him earn a reprieve? Can he find a new path disguised as a Hogwarts student, or will he snap and go insane before the year is out? At least he can take his pranking frustrations out on Professor Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
The First Time reviews
Rather than give him the World Seed after defeating Sugō, Akihiko Kayaba chooses to send Kirito-kun back in time, so that they might continue their game of cat and mouse. Now, at the beginning of SAO with his stats reset, Kirito finds himself trapped in a younger body with every memory of the game intact. Can he get it right this time? Can he save all those who were lost before?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
A Rider's Plea reviews
Eragon's heart was wrenched in two as he observed the scene before him... he had lost her. Lost his love... the one he would have died for. One final embrace... one plea of truth... one love declared, one torn apart.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Elegy reviews
An elegy for a fallen hero... a testament to a forgotten legend... a gravestone inscription... for The Boy-Who-Lived. Written in a mixture of iambic and trochaic pentameter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
A Sonata for Kanto reviews
Ash Ketchum. Harry Potter. Two best friends, who attend Hogwarts School for Pokemon Trainers, before setting out upon their journey, dreaming of Pokemon mastery. Together with great companions, they will encounter untold threat, wonder and mystery in their travels. History will remember them, but for what reasons? Simple tournaments, or defeating the most evil trainer known to man?
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Harry P., Hermione G.
The Few Brave Souls
A short poem to commemorate Admiral William Adama, and the brave men and women of the Battlestar Galactica.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete