Ruairi J.L
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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Pokémon, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Welcome to my humble abode on FanFiction. Enjoy your stay. Pool's open; water's fine.


Current Progress:

- Please do not anticipate fast updates at this point in time. I have a life outside of the site. I am never happy when I am forced to delay updating by months and even years, but I have a need to eat most days, so that takes precedent. If you are here to see notes on the rewrite of Double Jeopardy, please read below.-

- Throes of Fate: Chapter 15 - working on it. Almost there.

- Harry, of House Potter: Chapter 10, "Harry IV" - 3000 words. I'm throwing my hands up in frustration here. I want to read the next book before I continue with this, but I'd rather not wait until I have children and then grandchildren before updating the story. Hopefully George can appease us by releasing TWOW in the near future, though I shan't hold my breath.


Brothers in Blood - The Rewrite of Double Jeopardy

This will become the primary version of the story when uploaded. To simplify things: Brothers in Blood is a scene-for-scene rewrite of Double Jeopardy. It will be published when I have caught up with where Double Jeopardy left off and then some. I am currently at chapter twenty-five of thirty-two, although there have been new chapters added to account for the changes I have made.

Ultimately, the reason for this is that Double Jeopardy bears many of the hallmarks of my teenage mind, for I was fifteen when I started to write it. In other words, it is an unpolished, sloppy mess in large part. If you are new to my writing and like the idea of the story, I strongly encourage you to wait for Brothers in Blood to be published, rather than read Double Jeopardy. It will be kept on the site only for the sake of posterity and will not be completed as Brothers in Blood will be.

With this rewrite, the characters have some meat to them, the dialogue has some snap to it and the world has some additional structure. All of these elements were in place with the original story, but did not reach the heights that I envisioned. Again, I was young when I started to write Double Jeopardy, so my skills were far lesser than they are today.

Brothers in Blood represents the final draft of the story as I intended it. The fic itself is not complete, but I will update frequently in order to post the entire thing at a reasonable pace once it is. I will also update Double Jeopardy with some information on this, so that older readers may make the transition if they wish to. I do not have a date in mind for completion, but keep your eye out over the coming months. Lockdown has given me an abundance of writing time.

On a general note, I am going to give you all one and only one warning: this story is dark. It explores the grim reality of war that Paolini touched upon (but did not delve into). Our characters are people, so they will not escape unscathed. Expect death, injury and an overall sense of battle horror. Ancient and/or medieval warfare was not Paolini’s forte, but it is mine. I am not going to shy away from the grit and devastation of violence in this setting, nor have I given all of the characters their canonical fates. Some may die and others may be maimed. However, I am not a sadist, so this isn’t going to be wall-to-wall bleakness; I have done my best to maintain tonal balance. Other characters will live. There is humour, love and friendship too. Unfortunately, in war, these elements can be at risk. If that is not your cup of tea, you may find some of the darker elements of this tale difficult to stomach. I am not going to listen to complaints on this because you are being warned beforehand. I don't get paid for this.

However, the night is darkest just before the dawn. I promise that Brothers in Blood isn’t going to depress you, as such. I don’t write things that are soulless, else I would take no joy in doing so.

Therefore… enjoy!


If you are curious about another of my stories not listed above, assume that it is dead.

That's the end of the important stuff. Everything below is spontaneous insanity.

My Current Favourite Song: Fleurie - "Hurricane"

My Current Profile Picture: Gandalf, discovering the wonders of modern technology.

My Musings on FanFiction:

- I firmly believe that authors control any story they publish, so don't expect mine to be 100% loyal to its canon counterpart (or counterparts, if it's a cross-over). Like all of my stories, it may follow the original plot of the text up to a certain point, but I'll feel free to change some things around when it's appropriate and even when it's not. Otherwise, I wouldn't have anything to write in the first place.

- Don't be overwhelmed by criticism, because that is the only true way an author can grow. I will not suffer the presence of trolls, but genuine feedback is always appreciated.

- Ronald Weasley, Molly Weasley and Ginny Weasley are all terrible people (in my opinion, of course). Please do not come near me with a story that portrays these bottom-feeding reptilian leeches positively unless you're an author with the skill level of S'Tarkan or Dethryl (and I doubt you are, to be honest). Ron, in particular, might be the most detestable person in canon, ahead of Voldemort. Snape and Dumbledore are also right up there on my shit list, although authors with the correct tenacity can redeem them to a certain extent, even if they do endorse child abuse in canon.

- Popularity on this site does not reflect the quality of a story or the skill of a writer.

- Ignore flames. Laugh at trolls. It's the easy thing to do.

- If a character is a scumbag, that does not mean the writer is. None of mine are (I hope), but I've seen others get slammed for this. It's sad on the part of the reviewer to conflate a character with an author. George R.R. Martin writes some of the most despicable people in fictional history, but is not one of them himself.

- People who unironically write Mpreg stories are dangers to society and probably have to stay fifty feet away from their local schools at all times. There's something wrong with the deranged nutjobs who normalise this type of degeneracy and I mean that with every fibre of my being.

- Wibble.

Original Characters:

Nyos - A captain of the Imperial soldiers. A magician, loudmouth and somewhat crass man with a soft spot for his family. Based on a combination of Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus from HBO's Rome, including a physical appearance matching that of the former. This series is fantastic, by the way. Soldiering mentality borrowed from Lucius Cornelius Macro in Simon Scarrow's Eagles of the Empire series, which I also highly recommend. Appears in Double Jeopardy, my Harry Potter/Inheritance Cycle crossover. Will appear in the rewrite, Brothers in Blood.

Arucane - A dragon born from the green egg in Galbatorix's possession. Decidedly nothing like Fírnen in Paolini's canon series, due to the influence of his Rider, Harry Potter. Skittish, playful and good-humoured as a hatchling. What he grows into remains to be seen. Appears in Double Jeopardy. Will appear in the rewrite, Brothers in Blood.

Joy - A young woman who was prepared to accept the role of prostitute in order to earn money, but is then convinced not to by Harry, head of House Potter. Decides to accompany him and Lord Stark to King's Landing and learn to work as a personal assistant, but remains something of a mystery. Appears in Harry, of House Potter.

Unknown - Eragon's love interest. Appears to be known by Galadriel, but not by Eragon or Saphira. Is she an OC, or am I being evil towards my readers? All will be unveiled soon. Appears in Throes of Fate... eventually.

My Favourite Sentence Ever:

"The Archimandrite Luseferous, warrior priest of the Starveling Cult of Leseum9 IV and effective ruler of one hundred and seventeen stellar systems, forty-plus inhabited planets, numerous significant artificial immobile habitats and many hundreds of thousands of civilian capital ships, who was Executive High Admiral of the Shroud Wing Squadron of the Four-Hundred-and-Sixty-Eight Ambient Fleet (Det.) and who had once been Triumvirate Rotational human/non-human Representative for Cluster Epiphany Five at the Supreme Galactic Assembly, in the days before the latest ongoing Chaos and the last, fading rumbles of the Disconnect Cascade, had some years ago caused the head of his once-greatest enemy, the rebel chief Stinausin, to be struck from his shoulders, attached without delay to a long-term life-support mechanism and then hung upside down from the ceiling of his hugely impressive study in the outer wall of Sheer Citadel - with its view over Junch City and Faraby Bay towards the hazy vertical slot that was Force Gap - so that the Archimandrite could, when the mood struck him, which was fairly frequently, use his old adversary's head as a punchball." - Iain M. Banks, The Algebraist

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Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 334,128 - Reviews: 8921 - Favs: 19,953 - Follows: 22,672 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,110 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 5,553 - Updated: 2/18/2023 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 12,256 - Follows: 5,931 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 187,899 - Reviews: 5320 - Favs: 15,527 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 2/8/2022 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it. The opening 42 chapters have been revised and updated as of March 2023.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 2,007,708 - Reviews: 17630 - Favs: 10,683 - Follows: 9,668 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12429 - Favs: 18,007 - Follows: 12,549 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7765 - Favs: 18,902 - Follows: 20,921 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Potters Against the World by Temporal Knight reviews
Harry and Rose Potter faced everything together...until the Ministry ripped him away from her. Now, finally, Rose - with the assistance of Gabrielle Delacour - has found him again. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,808 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 4,492 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., OC] N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 4,070 - Follows: 3,464 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Lightsaber by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
A childhood love, combined with magical experimentation, and a determination to see his project brought to life. This was all it took to change the world...forever. (A/N: Based on numerous reviews, 'suspension of belief' is evidently required to enjoy this story)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,879 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Dudley D. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5913 - Favs: 8,823 - Follows: 6,600 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6612 - Favs: 15,173 - Follows: 17,721 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 6,417 - Follows: 7,005 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
How Harry Got a Date by ARega1s reviews
How difficult can it be for Harry Potter to get a date to the Yule Ball? Extremely difficult if you have a jealous Ron Weasley scaring them away. Warning for Ron bashing. Rated T for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Parvati P.] - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6434 - Favs: 22,067 - Follows: 24,912 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8984 - Favs: 16,895 - Follows: 19,645 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6811 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7850 - Favs: 10,730 - Follows: 8,152 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 8,367 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 11,703 - Follows: 7,971 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Break Through the Limit by Captain Space reviews
Raditz finds himself outmatched when he comes to earth, due to a change in Goku's final battle against Piccolo five years earlier. Can Raditz find it within himself to become a hero alongside his brother, and rise to face Frieza, the androids, and more? Thanks to Nassif9000 for providing the cover image! Now with a TV Tropes page. (Yes, I regret 'Bills'. Super wasn't out yet okay)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 158 - Words: 853,202 - Reviews: 5608 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Goku, Raditz - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 4252 - Favs: 8,431 - Follows: 8,922 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3710 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 9,295 - Follows: 5,086 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 583 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 195,909 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 4,144 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 6,081 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 7023 - Favs: 15,984 - Follows: 10,170 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 11,872 - Follows: 3,605 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Per Ardua Ad Astra by In Defilade reviews
AU Harry pays a high price for booting Voldemort out of his mind at the end of OotP - he is stripped of his magic, but gains something ... other. He starts a new life in the non-magical world, and adapts his skills to join the RAF and later 'The Regiment'. He is assigned to the Atlantis Expedition and, through overcoming adversity, will find a new home and family amongst the stars.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,209 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Harry P., Teyla E.] Hermione G., John S.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10767 - Favs: 28,650 - Follows: 16,049 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 9,240 - Follows: 2,901 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 9,899 - Follows: 5,271 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 4405 - Favs: 11,639 - Follows: 6,833 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Into the Storm by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part I AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught over Bespin and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart Luke's life to create a new Sith, gradually turning him against his allies, his father and his beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke/Mara, Vader, Han/Leia, Mothma, Madine. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,947 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 6,039 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4972 - Favs: 12,587 - Follows: 6,275 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 9,806 - Follows: 4,918 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 17,532 - Follows: 5,142 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 8,373 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4794 - Favs: 14,729 - Follows: 6,121 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10241 - Favs: 31,254 - Follows: 12,903 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part III by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ROTJ AU) The Rebellion prepares to launch a desperate last offensive against Emperor Skywalker's forces. But a mutiny is brewing within the Empire, and Darth Vader has an objective of his own, a secret he's kept for over twenty years...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,325 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16686 - Favs: 30,074 - Follows: 13,026 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part II by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ESB AU) Emperor Skywalker, obsessed with finding his son, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space. Meanwhile, a small group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,530 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 991 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Promise on the Festival Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Is your cousin a boy or a girl? A simple question, but one with grave importance to a lonely and abused young girl. A different answer leads the girl down a different path. But in the end, is there a place for someone like her in this world?
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,605 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part I by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ANH AU) In an alternate universe, the duel at Mustafar ended differently, and the galaxy took a divergent path as a result: Darth Vader is the Emperor, the Death Star does not exist, and Luke Skywalker knows exactly where he came from.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,458 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 7,642 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 10,168 - Follows: 2,942 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 585 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 331 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6780 - Favs: 20,665 - Follows: 7,887 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Marauding Dragon by Hamilcar reviews
Sirius escapes from Azkaban much earlier and is adopted by Draco Malfoy. Ch. 43: The first year comes to a close and everybody gets to go home. Despite the year ending on a high note, however, not all are coming back to welcoming arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,785 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 993 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4770 - Favs: 9,957 - Follows: 3,368 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 7,327 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
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Throes of Fate reviews
"Time is an enhancement of Being. Never before has it been altered, and never again shall it." These words thrust upon Eragon and Saphira a new path, and the sands of time, wrought by magic, transfix and alter life as they know it. Now they are partners bound to Middle-Earth, with the knowledge that they have a Fellowship to aid, and a Dark Lord to destroy.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,346 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Eragon S., Saphira
Harry, of House Potter reviews
When Voldemort disappears without a trace, Harry will track him to the ends of the Earth and beyond. Even to the ends of summer, for winter is coming. But can he withstand the political and violent barrage that is flung his way when Houses Stark and Lannister cross blades? Or will he play the Game of Thrones and perish?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,968 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Arya S., Eddard S./Ned, Tyrion L.
Double Jeopardy reviews
Harry. Eragon. Murtagh. These are the best chances of victory against the despot Galbatorix, together with the dragons they tame. With Brom's training in their heads and fire in their hearts, they must succeed. And can Harry ever find a way home, or is he home at last? Note (03/08/20) - discontinued. I am rewriting this story as we speak. Please see my profile for details/reasons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 233,334 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
The Noble Art of Remaining Inconspicuous reviews
Voldemort is innocent. What happens when he escapes and gets help from Dumbledore, the one man who can help him earn a reprieve? Can he find a new path disguised as a Hogwarts student, or will he snap and go insane before the year is out? At least he can take his pranking frustrations out on Professor Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
The First Time reviews
Rather than give him the World Seed after defeating Sugō, Akihiko Kayaba chooses to send Kirito-kun back in time, so that they might continue their game of cat and mouse. Now, at the beginning of SAO with his stats reset, Kirito finds himself trapped in a younger body with every memory of the game intact. Can he get it right this time? Can he save all those who were lost before?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
A Rider's Plea reviews
Eragon's heart was wrenched in two as he observed the scene before him... he had lost her. Lost his love... the one he would have died for. One final embrace... one plea of truth... one love declared, one torn apart.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Elegy reviews
An elegy for a fallen hero... a testament to a forgotten legend... a gravestone inscription... for The Boy-Who-Lived. Written in a mixture of iambic and trochaic pentameter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
A Sonata for Kanto reviews
Ash Ketchum. Harry Potter. Two best friends, who attend Hogwarts School for Pokemon Trainers, before setting out upon their journey, dreaming of Pokemon mastery. Together with great companions, they will encounter untold threat, wonder and mystery in their travels. History will remember them, but for what reasons? Simple tournaments, or defeating the most evil trainer known to man?
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Harry P., Hermione G.
The Few Brave Souls
A short poem to commemorate Admiral William Adama, and the brave men and women of the Battlestar Galactica.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete