Author has written 9 stories for Wicked, Speak, Harry Potter, Gilmore Girls, and Beauty and the Beast.
Dea de Verum=Goddess of Truth (It's Latin, just in case you are confused)
And if you hate Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings for any reason, get off this page right now!! I DON"T LIKE YOU!
I love fanfic for pretty much everything, but I love to read and write for Little House, Chronicales of Narnia, Bones, Gilmore Girls, Wicked, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Les Miserables, Legend of Korra, Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Criminal Minds, Bones, Avatar (huge Zutara fan, don't mean to offened anyone) I am also a huge fan of OC's, which I know is odd, but whatever. If we were all the same, one tiny corner of the earth would be awfully crowded.
I am regestered as a beta reader and REALLY want to beta read. Message me if you are interested, because i sure as hell am interested in helping you out with your story!
THe Mauraders' Era
My currenty and only community. I love the Maruders era, especially funny ones. I decided to make a C2, but sadly have been unable to keep it up, though i will try again soon to keep adding stuff. I am looking for active staff, so message me if you are interested and we will talk!
Stories I have Written (By Catagory)
What If?: A random, humorous one-shot of Rory and Lorelei discussing family connections if Rory married Jess and Lorelei married Luke. Short, sweet, and a good laugh. And I know that someone else must have thought about it. COMPLETE!
A Best Friend Will: A set of funny one-shots about the friendships in the Harry Potter Realm. Includes Marauders and Harry’s time! IN-PROGRESS
It Ends Tonight: The Final Battle: A song-fic of “It Ends Tonight” by the All-American Rejects to the Battle of Hogwarts. Listen to the song then read the fic. These are my thoughts when I hear this great song. COMPLETE!
The Various Pick-up Lines of James Potter: Need I say more? COMPLETE!
Things James Potter is not Allowed to Do This Year: Every year, James Potter is given a list of things he is not allowed to do. But it’s seventh year, and he decides to do it. DICONTINUED UNTIL FUTHER NOTICE.
Whose Son is He? Snape’s thoughts in the first book when he sees Harry for the first time. COMPLETE!
A New Life: Melinda gives an interview later in life on how she dealt with events in the book. Was done for a school assignment. COMPLETE!
Hat: One-shot. Glinda has a funny little discussion with her grandmother about fashion. COMPLETE!
How To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile
ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I broke my right leg three different times in about six monthes playing soccer. On the third time the bone would not heal so I had to have surgery when they cut my knee open and drilled (I'm not kidding) some of my bone out and but in a titanium rod and screwed it in with three screws
DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't know
WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Spring Awakening, Next to Normal, Les Miserables
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6:15 in the Evening
WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Modivation to finsh a multichaptered fic
WHAT DO YOU MISS? The feeling of reading a Harry Potter book for a first time and slowing savoring every word.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My laptop because I wouldn't be able to read fanfic without it
HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 foot 4''
DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope
DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No
THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? People? No. MOVIES: Pearl Harbor and Les Miserables
COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? niether
IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate
HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Of course. They're delicious.
ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.
FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Does Soccer tee-shirts from past tournoments count?
DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Five cats: Lizzie, Jane, Frodo, Natasha, King Leonitus and Lily. One rabbit: Harry Potter. (Can you say book obsessed freaks family?)
WHAT KIND IS IT/ARE THEY? Mix
SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO ONE HUNDRED: 32
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunette
WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Local bookstore
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People like Taylor Doose from Gilmore Girls. You can act bad, but don't pretend your acting good. It just annoys me the most
HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UK? I live in the US.
YOUR WEAKNESSES? In your dreams you will find out
MET ANYONE FAMOUS? In my dreams. But they are always book characters 'sigh'
EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes, on a dare
WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My reading and writing skills
HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A full scholarship to Boston University
WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? What kind of question is that?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Well, not really. My thoughts move too quickly to write them down by hand.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don't like lunch meat. I like having soup.
ANY BAD HABITS? I giggle randomly when I'm tierd
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No idea
DO LOOKS MATTER? Hygine is what counts in my book
HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? playing soccer, crying, watching a movie
WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?My grandma's house
HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? like 50(isn)
WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No, because i thought dinosaurs should be green (I loved dragon tales though!)
DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, never...-sarcasim used-
MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? tough question. Depends on my mood.
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Spaz, Nerd. Bookworm,
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS? I like musicals.
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Downton Abbey
WHAT WAS YOUR SATs SCORE? 1260. ACT kicked butt
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookie Dough
DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? ...Yes.
WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No Idea
DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESIONS?If they want to, than they can feel fre
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? "On My Own" from Les Miserables
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? MOM
FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Self absorbed teenagers
FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June
FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Tarus
WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Light brown with new blonde highlights (They look sweeeeeeeeeeett!)
EYE COLOR? Black
FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Panera!
YOU LIKE SUSHI? No
LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Documentary on Camelot
FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Not sure
PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano and voice.
KISSES OR HUGS? Depends on who I'm getting them from. ;)
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A black one.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Paradise Lost
The Best Friend Pledge-
1. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.
2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.
5. When you are confused, I will use little words.
6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.Jk (sort of).
7. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
And friendship is the most valuable thing in the world, so read the list to find out if you have a good friend or a best friend!
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies-
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you -
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will bail you out of the jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “That was fun! Let’s do it again!”
A good friend will let you dance with her boyfriend. A best friend will yell, “He’s MINE!” then beat you up for asking.
A good friend will be there when you cry. A best friend will have already killed the person who made you cry.
Good friends are inseparable, but best friends can stay separated and nothing changes.
A good friend will ask you what’s wrong when you’re crying. A best friend will already know you’re sad when you show no facial expression.
"You and I are friends. "You fight, I fight", you cry, I cry", "you hurt, I hurt, you jump off a bridge...I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."
A good friend asks for something to eat
A best friend eats all the food and says "what’s for dinner?"
A good friend will ask you for a piece of your sandwich.
A best friend will take it and eat it all without you realizing it.
A friend will tell you when you’ve had too much to drink. a best friend would shove a half empty keg in your face and say bitch, you best finish that.. you know we don’t waste.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when I go away. A best friend won't let you go away.
A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
A good friend will stop you from doing stupid things. A best friend won’t let you do it alone.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I must not BELIEVE IN GOD.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I’m on the HONOR ROLL so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m SCOTTISH, so I MUST be violent and have a drinking problem.
I have TATOOS, so I MUST not care about my appearance
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black) Dea de Verum (Enjolras, Aragorn)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Harry or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Potter. Crazy is when you imagine yourself as part of the "Wizarding World" and tells all your friends about it. Crazy is when you honestly believe Hogwarts exists. Crazy is when you control your thoughts for fear of being heard by Edward. Crazy is when you look down this list and admit you have done almost all of this. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Copy this onto your profile if you are adicted to your computer and wonder how people got along without them back in the 1950s, you know the stone age-
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that fur is cuter on animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with LOTR, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! (Evil animal killers...)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're supposed to be doing your homework but have no intention of doing so, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (3 all-nighters to my record, I love fanfiction. If this site ever shut down I would die!)
If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Bittersweet x. Dea de Verum
If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile
If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a crazy obessed Zutara fan and think that the show creators are idiots for not putting them together, copy and paste this to your profile.
I love chocolate, it's my medicine, if you are a chocoholic copy & paste this into your profile.
If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear the phrase "Silence is Golden" you have the urge to yell at the end "BUT DUCT TAPE IS SILVER!" copy and paste this to your profile.
Some may say I am weird, if you agree, post this onto your profile
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Ginny Weasley...wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … was killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Lucius Mouthful’.