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Joined 11-25-08, id: 1752156, Profile Updated: 10-10-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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Unintended Attraction by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
What happens when Edward and Alice catches Bella and Jasper making out on the couch? Hehe. ExB that turns into JxB! ;3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,953 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Animal Rights by toawildrose reviews
Why are Bella's eyes red? What are the Cullens hiding from Edward? Originally a one-shot, but I decided to continue it. ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Grounded by Disneyfanatic211 reviews
Well what happens when Carlisle and Esme are away. Well enough to make them ground the kids what did they do? and how exactly do you ground a vampire! First Fanfic! PLZ R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Cullen Camp by Callmecrazy17 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go away to camp for a few weeks, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Wrong. Pranks and "accidents" galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight iPod Shuffle by AimeexLauren reviews
Idea from Mizz-Emz. I have put my iPod on shuffle and then have written a short story based upon the inspiration of the song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit by Duck Life reviews
Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Bella's Secret by sugarhigh123 reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
baby doll gone wrong by iloveme5895 reviews
so a new kind of new moon. Edward left Bella telling her not to do anything stupid and all of that. She goes off and gets mixed up in the ‘wrong crowd’ and soon is doing drugs and parting 24/7. What happens when Edward comes back after 6 months like he sa
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,776 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella - Complete
Jail Break by amor vincit omnia reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose go out for Bellas hens night and get up to some mischief! When Alice and Bella are arrested the Cullens must come up with a plan to break them out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alice, Bella
Dear Diary by somakeitcount reviews
When Edward stumbles across Bella's diary, curiosity gets the better of him. What will he discover within the tear-stained pages? As told by Edward Cullen. One-shot. Set just after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Way Things Should Be by Bramblestar of ThunderClan reviews
This is what really would have happened after Bella realized that Jacob imprinted on her daughter, Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Summer with the Cullens by SimonAndSimone reviews
A series of one shots where Bella spends time with the Cullen's in the summer. And why is she sleeping with Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella on Crack by SimonAndSimone reviews
When Edward leaves Bella somehow gets on crack. When she hangs out with the LaPush boys anything can happen! Falling for Embrey and what about toothpaste? Then what happens when the Cullens come back! T just in case. SEQUEL IS UP! BELLAS HUMAN EXPERIENCES
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
I'm Shakin' by Yuki-and-Annabelle reviews
Songfic to I’m Shakin’ by Rooney: Edward is challenged by Alice to stay with Bella throughout the worst four days of the month: her period. Can he withstand the darker side of Bella, or will the hormones crack that impossible composure? Contains HP 5 spoi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Till The World Stops Spinning by Lily Turtle reviews
ONESHOT. It's the end. And the beginning. It's the last day of the world. What do the Cullens do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Death Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Bella is tired of Edward's obsession. She decides to take things into her own hands... Along with some explosives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Adventures Were Made for Indiana Jones by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Charlie asks Bella to smoke out a drug dealer at Forks High School. Of course, things don't go exactly as planned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Counting Sheep by Blissfully.Oblivious reviews
What happens when Bella gets a pet sheep? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Psycho Alert! by misskiana reviews
Just an idiotic story about the characters of twilight. It's amusing and I'll develop the plot later...This is just for fun and laughs. Review please! Rated M for drug content. P.S. It may not be wise to read during school!completely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
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It all started with a little pill called X reviews
Edward left. Desperate,Bella calls her old best friend from Phoenix to come and visit her AKA Bella's ex-girlfriend!Except Bella's old friend from Pheonix/ex-girlfrend drags her into a world of drugs and parties all to help her cope.HAITUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jazzy's Revenge! reviews
Jasper plans revenge on Edward. But how? Whats the thing that Edward loves the most? His piano? Volvo? Bella?...yes BELLA! JASPER LOVERS WELCOMED WITH OPEN ARMS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper