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Joined 11-25-08, id: 1752159, Profile Updated: 07-01-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Code Geass.

hello i am laiklin

i like a lot of stuff

i like NIN

i am a male

i like all parings exept most of the yaoi ones

i may be a little scitsophrantic but the person below is an actual person

my alter ego is mr handya and mr handyb

handya is like me

i have a couple other egos but thave not been out in a while

i write songs and am a frequent youtuber

i listen to all music.

and if you want to chat to me come here anytime after 7:30 up until 4:59 or so. i will be the main owner my name will change so i will not be able to give you an accurate name to know me by constantly ask anyone if they know me if there are any partial owners on my usual name will be table humper nina. yes from code geass that lovable nina einsten when she raped a table.if you come just to troll you will be banned most people on the group are mods or owners so you will be band. i may come in from rping on twilight or code geass or somthing so ill be either edward emmet or jasper cullen if i am twilight rping. if i am dethnote rping i will be L or mello the chocoholic. if i am code geass rping i will be lambruge or suzaku.

i am told i am like L from deathnote. i will let I.N.R.I.S explain why.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Sorry its taking so long for me to post chapter three it will come soon.


Hello all i am going to try a yaoi and yuri mix fanfic so tune in

i am calling I.N.R.I.S. Shiek

Hello world! I'm i'm not random i'm spontaneous (but I had to put I.N.R.I.S. for short. Stupid limits.). I'm a little bit of a perfectionist, just a little bit. I guess I'm also a little bit of a NaruHina freak, but I don't go around preaching about how amazing it is. I really like gabzillaz art (at deviantart). It's hilarious, and you should definitely check her out, especially if you like NaruHina! Oh, and I like SilentReaper's Death Note comics. Those really are hilarious! I am currently unable to write anything at all due to Microsoft Word being screwed up...which absolutely SUCKS! Speaking of writing, my stories will have practically no cussing in them (thought I'd give you that useless bit of information). My first story (What Would Happen If Naruto Died?), I ran into a few problems. It wouldn't let me delete some things on it, so it looks like I'm treating you guys like you're retarded. I must've tried hundreds of times to fix it, but I couldn't. I just thought I would clear that up.

Gender: Male

Likes: NaruHina, SasuSaku, SakuHina (don't ask...), NejiTen, ShikaTema, ShikaIno. Listening to music (especially Three days Grace, they rock). Anime (Code Geass for the win!)(hell ya) and manga (too many mangas to list for the win!). Yuri. Umm, that's all I can think of.

Dislikes: Yaoi. Hinata bashing. NaruSaku, KibaHina, and any other pairings involving Naruto and Hinata not being a couple and other pairings that aren't in my likes. SCHOOL! I HATE SCHOOL! OCs that play the role as the main protagonist, I think those things are so annoying (especially when they're paired up with actual characters. Only exception is if the story is REALLLLY good and if NaruHina is the main pairing and there's only ONE original character. Me and my NaruHina...). SUZAKU (you know, from Code Geass)!! DAMN HIM!! HE'S SUCH A FREAKING SELF-RIGHTEOUS BASTARD!!

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Copy and paste these into your profile

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.

Too many fanfics potray Hinata as a stalker. If you believe that Hinata isn't a stalker, copy & paste this into your profile

Hinata is WAAAY under appreciated. If you agree, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are one of the many few who trip on flat surfaces, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you hate Sasuke only because he left Konoha, copy & paste this into your profile.

Some other things to copy and paste

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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If you could read this, copy and paste it onto your profile.

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shimpos fantasy
if i could be any charecter in deathnote and be with any character in code geass this is it chapter 3 will come soon for kira isnt dead he went back in time caus shes a dick can you guess kira
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Fourth Anniversary reviews
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What Would Happen If Naruto Died? reviews
This story is the answer to all your "what would happen if Naruto died" questions. WARNING: This story contains twice the amount of recommended crack. Do not take seriously.
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