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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Glee.
My name is lady of the land, i have violet eyes, shoulder length, wavy-ish, raven-wing black hair. I was born 2322 years ago and was the queen of briton (modern day wales) after winning my throne back from Ygraine, my father's killer. i was a dragon for 200 years before the love of Jesus broke the the curse Ygraine cast upon me. I have 5 best friends; an angel(Mariel), a dragon(Ulrich), a half-angel(sabina), an ancient mage (Caspar), a human (larry), a shape shifter usually in the form of a cat(meshcach). My full title is: Queen Gwyneth of the Britons, the Lady of the Land, Vaeria Flavia, gladiatrix name Amazon. (actually the main character in my dad's books)
I love to read, write, play my violin and piano, and sing. I don't want to write any smut in my stories.
My favorite Characters
Twilight- Jasper,Emmet, Seth, Aro
HP- Luna, Tonks, Remus, Sirius, James, Lilly, McGonagall, Snape, Fluer, Molly, Ginny, Gred, Forge, Bill, Charlie, Draco, Harry
Favorite movies, HP 1,2,3,5,6,7,8(I'm sorry people but the 4th film really massacred the book), Phantom of the opera, Princess Bride, V for Vendetta,The Mummy1&2, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Stardust, Pride and Prejudice, Bride and prejudice, Ever After, Lord of the Rings, Confessions of a Shopaholic, And others I can't think of right now
My Favorite foods are: Italian
Buttercup/Westley Princess Bride
Evy/V V for Vendetta
Phantom(Eric)/ Christine Phantom of the Opera
Will/Elizabeth Pirates of the Caribbean
Tia Dalma/Jack POTC
Calypso/Davy Jones POTC
Fitzwiliam Darcy/Elizabeth Bennet Pride Prejudice
Jane Bennet/ Charles Bingley P&B
Ron/ Hermione Harry Potter
I tolerate Sirius/Hermione HP I just think it's kinda weird 'cuz he's 20ish years older than her, but they would make a good couple, age diffs aside. or maybe a time travel fic...
Powerflul!Intelligent!Slytherin!Harry/Blaise (and Blaise is male, if you didn't know that, then shame and degradation!)
Gwyneth/Nathaniel Lady of the Land(unpublished, written by my father)
Apiel (Apollo)/Ankedi (Black Isis) Lady of the land
Aaron/Mara Lady of the Land
Stefan/Elena Vampire Diaries
Damon/Elena Vampire Diaries ( I must admit, i think Damon's the cuter one!)
Bonnie/Matt Vampire diaries
I personally love independent!Character fics. this applies to all of my beloved fanfic verses!
Book reading records: 800 page (5th hp book)book little less than 2 days(this was in 4th grade btw), 700 page (4th twilight)book 10 hours
Book reading in a week record: 6 books (all books at least 200 pages) What else is there to do in Summer at night? Yes, I know, i have NO life.
IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, The Lady of the Land
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,VOLVO S60R, LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Brookheart, The Lady of the Land
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
Breakfast- the Newsboys
(Hey, it's a good song!
(Hey, I'm back!)
First Day At School
Valley of the moon reel- Alias Fraser
Making Your New Best Friend
(Change is good?)
Falling In Love
Your Love is extravagant- Casting Crowns
Orion Squire Parson/ James Betagh- Orion
(it was awesome!)
Spirit Thing- Newsboys
(ya about that...)
The gray selchie
Death Of A Close Friend
Hold Me Together- Bur
(It was a very close friend)
Danny Boy- Franc D'Ambrosio
(Ohhhh danny boy..)
Getting Back Together
Lollipop- Ben Kweller
(Call my baby lollipop...)
Birth Of A Child
Till the Money comes- Jonathan Coulton
(ya, could've been surrogate)
Go and Sin No more- Rebbecca St. James
(Shotgun wedding anyone?)
(officer! I swear to drunk I'm not God!)
(It was very introspective)
Swing set Chain-Loquat
(Don't ask me! It's not like I picked the music!)
The Hawk of Ballyshire- Anne Heyman
(Is it me, or do none of these make sense?)
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Your Guy side old th ones that apply to you
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
"A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "
25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
I live in my own little world- but it's OK, they know me there.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, The Lady of the Land
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account
If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you are a Harry/Ginny,Ron/Hermione,Remus/Tonks,shipper and proud of it,copy and paste this into your profile
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days), dork-with-glasses (23 hours), Lady of the Land (approx. 10 hours)
If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile
If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile
Copy and paste this into your profile if your 11th birthday sucked because you didn't get a letter from Hogwarts.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you're a Rose/Scorpius shipper.
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about Rose and Scorpius, copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile. I haven't added those words exactly but I have put 'Weasley', 'Malfoy' and other ones in.
The Rules of Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
37) I will not lick Trevor
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"
Lessons in womanhood: If a week goes by and you man is not utterly confused or terrified by something you've done, you're not doing your job.
(the next stuff i copied from all-hail-the-jello because it is just so da
Thank you to all the people who have r/r my story!
luv ya all!
Lady of the Land
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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
I'm The Kind of Girl who would...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.
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