Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Hannah Montana.
"I'm the kind of girl who would pay her credit card bill with her credit card."
"I'm the kind of girl who would crack up in dead silence for something that happened yesterday."
"Our (Me, Miss Ter, Block Reino Cullen, ALiSON.PLOWY.STALTSON.JACOBY) friendship is tighter than the JoBros Pants."
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1. What would you say to your boyfriend?
Leave me alone- The Veronicas (OMG that is just lucky)
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Get Back- Demi Lovato (Maybe I want to get back to sleep?)
3. Your teacher is...
Stay Beautiful- Taylor Swift (EEEWWWW! Though not ALL my teachers are gross, still... ewww!)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Irreplaceable- Beyonce (Well, smartboards are worth a lot...)
5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Hot N Cold- Katy Perry (Well, they are very nice, but they can be... ya know.. a little cold sometimes ;-))
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Damaged- Danity Kane (They might have a point...)
7. How do you feel right now?
Cold As You- Taylor Swift (OOOOHHHHHH you got SERVED!!)
8.What's on your bedside table right now?
7 things- Miley Cyrus (Ok, Tissues, gum, tictacs, a lamp, a glass, gloves, and rubber ducks!! AWESOME THEY ARE PSYCHIC!!)
9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Breathe (2 A.M.)- Anna Nalick (Well, hopefully!) (Unless you hate me, then that's not very lucky 4 u...)
10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Whatever You Like- T.I (What a wonderful closet! Must be awfully big... MAYBE IT'S ALICE'S!!)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Shut Up and Drive- Rihanna (Well, I was really tired... and my dad was talking a lot... ;-) THAT WAS JINGLEBALL!!)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
I Kissed a Girl- Katy Perry (I bet that would get a lot of reviews...)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift (I bet i would sing it better than Stevie Wright did on Tuesday... ik, thats mean, but suck it!)
14. Your life's theme song?
Glamorous- Fergies (Not that I am High Maintenance or anything... lol)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Like Whoa- Aly & A.J. (Like ttly! WHWHHWHWHWHWOOOOAAOAOAOAOA!)
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Don't Jump- Tokio Hotel (Well, it's fitting...)
17. Your motto is..
Shut up and Let Me Go- The Ting Tings (Well, maybe if you have a stalker...)
18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Fearless- Taylor Swift (THEN I WOULD NEVER BE SCARED!!)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
A Place in This World- Taylor Swift (Well, that's very vague)
20. Any last words?
So What-P!nk (I'm being a bit rebellious now, now aren't I?)
Copy and Paste's
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. OMG THOSE GREEDY SUGAR-LOVING CHILDREN!
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile. Um...
If you've ever walked into a glass door copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. Random doesn't even begin to describe it...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Wait... what?
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. Guilty
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Well...
If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile. -I'm a dog person, but i like cats too, i think...
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. Well, it wasn't compeltely my- no, it was completely my fault.0
Who else besides me thinks Potter Puppet Pals is the best internet site ever? snape, snape, severus snape, DUMBLEDORE! Snape, RON! snape, RON! serverus snape-Ron weasly! DUMBLEDORE! :-))))))
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. clean as a kleenex
If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile. uhgghhh yes.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. well, i've done like all of these and more, so i guess im caarraaazzzyy!
If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile. guilty
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. i can think of a few...
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile. we are animals too! how would u wanna be skinned for human enjoyment? hmm?
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Sparrowflight, Miss Ter, Ostentatious.spontanious.ME
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile cough miss ter cough
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. -Well, duh!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Mrs_Cullen-Swan, EdwardsAllMiNe, Iluvedward4ever, Ostentatious.spontanious.ME
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Well, that's kinda obvious...
If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. - Ohh yea!
If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. - Team Edward: Cause Jacob doesn't sparkle :-)
If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. -I luuuuv Alice
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. cough Miss ter rokkercullen all3y04 cough
If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever been obsessed with something so much people are now fearing what effect it may cause on you, copy and paste this to your profile (...cough-certain musical singer-cough...)
If you think I have too many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you were wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on your nerves" song copy this into your profile! -well, it does get on peoples nerves...
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. - cough miss ter cough-
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If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. -cough miss ter cough- :-)
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. -countless memories!
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person( miss ter) or not copy this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.- booyah!
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. cough my locker cough
Try not to Cry
Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my sister; that she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students
Who were lost
Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry.
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".
Now you have 2 choices;
1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"
2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
I am the Girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our son long before his time. The football team beat him to death simply because he was gay. He was only seventeen years old.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from my two father who are the only loving family I have. I hope they adopt me.
I am the man who died when the medics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was born intersexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the father who has never hugged his son, because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. The constant pain and ridicule was simply to much to bare.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the home-ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym, until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the girl who’s afraid to hold her girlfriend’s hand in public. What if someone sees us?
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most.
Shatter the silence.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN,so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI,so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER,so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK,so I MUST be gothic.
I'm YOUNG,so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN,so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND,so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm WICCAN,so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I'm a GOOD LIAR,so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT,so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT,so I MUST be a lesbain.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF,so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH,so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN,so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS,so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER,so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX,so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN,so I must not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY,so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN,so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK,so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a PUNK,so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm ARAB,so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH,so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm BLOND,so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER,so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW,so I MUST be greedy.
Don't you just hate stereotypes? Copy and paste and bold anything about you.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
My name is Tiffany.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But it’s now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Why I Am Silent:
A thousand beautiful memories
"My friends used to be normal... until they met me that is!" poor my friends
"I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder."
"Nothing says oops like a wall of flame." Ummmmm... wasn't me!
"I swear to drunk officer I'm not god!" ha thats something I would say!
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think." so so true... lol
"Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss." ok! -tries- ouch! stupid false labeling...
"Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." Good point...
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." I usually do the second one...
"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?" I don't know, why don't u tell me?
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"(me :-) lol)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. OOOOOO me!
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
I copied this from Iluvedward4ever:
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
15 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
And that's my profile! :-)