Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M
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Joined 11-26-08, id: 1752791, Profile Updated: 10-11-10
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Blood+, House of Night, Saiyuki, Death Note, and Bleach.

UPDATE 10/11/10: You just lost the game (Candace, I know you're cursing a me for that now :D). So the school years been going on, and i've been pretty busy with reassessments, tests and grades but rest assured! I have written drafts for the owner's guides :D. In the meantime, I'm also making felt crafts in my spare time so i'll be killing myself with work XD. I prefer blue, black and white rose petals over grave bouquets -decends to the grave with cool death note music-

Augh. I've been away for a while. I'm sorry XP. but now i know of a lot more things i can make stories out of so there's a bonus!

I am Doggy, Leader of all cookies who defy me (L.O.A.C.W.D.M) but you can call me Doggy :D (do not think of this as a pervy name. It's after Nana Komatsu).

Full Name (However, not my birthname, some of you creepy people ;3): Doggy Savic Baslem

I also respond to: Doggy- chan, Naji- tan, Weirdo in the corner, Pillow hugger, Eccentric Queen, Your worst nightmare, Your cookies over lord, THE ULTIMATE (NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THIS UNKNOWN SPECIES THINGY THAT LIKES TO DRAW MANGA, WRITE STORIES AND POKE RANDOM PEOPLE) DOGGY!, The Nitemare, The Burier, and Pierce!

Personal Quotes

"TAKE A PEANUT BUTTER CUPP!" -Me

"You sir/madam are a butt monkey"- Me again

"No sir/madam, you say that about me but you confuse butt monkeyness with awesomeness"- Still me

"Darkness is something you'll want to try"- My friend Jolly (Jonosan)

"MOMMY!! MOMMY!"- Makemebad35 on youtube. This guy is the best XD

(when watching 2 girls 1 cup; a personal re statement of makemebad35 below in bold)

"ARGH! THAT GOES IN THE TOILET! NOT YOUR MOUTH! NOT YOUR MOUTH!"

"ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!"

"OH, OH! IS THAT POOPY AND VOMIT?! EW EW EW! MOMMY! MOMMY!!"

"BLAAAARGH! BLARRRR!"

"A rose isn't a good sign of love if it dies"- Maggie

"AGH! THAT IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT"- The ASOS Brigade episode 00

"I've always loved that kind of poison"- Me and Maggie

"Zexion's my hoe, Ulquiorra is my hoe, Sai is my hoe, Limdo/Uruki is my hoe...oh and Santa Claus, yeah he's my hoe too :D"- Me

"Loving is an impossible thing when you're dead on the inside like me"- I was labeled this by me former taxi driver, Sane (Maleeka)

"Japan is..Here! America is...here...OUH! SO FAR AWAAAAY!"- Yet another ASOS Brigade ep 00

"We will sell ourself to the americans!"- Another ASOS Brigade

"It's already been decided!"- ASOS Brigade

"what do you mean L loves socks?! Lies! You spread lies!" -Me

"Stop speaking your lies to me! You dishonor the walls ears!"- Me when Sane said Tiaras sound like Tuna

"You all know me." "No we don't" "And you all know what I ddo for a living." 'We're still not clear of who you are" -I forgot...-_-

"whenever i say I have something in my closet, they're my hoes. When I say They're in chains, they are my slaves. SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS ORANGUTAN?!" -One of Jolly's actions in his online book series "Interesting Moments Bwomm Nom Nom"

Copy and Paste this if you didn't choose your friends, you just own them (i'm kidding on this one)

Copy and Paste this if you ever had an MLIA moment and didn't realize it until the enxt day

Copy and paste this if you think you're secretly a ninja

Copy and paste this if you scream "stick" every time someone says oops

Copy and Paste this if you scream FML in front of your teachers and they still don't get it

Copy and Paste this if you still get time- outs

Copy and paste this is you're afraid of all impending attacks from teletubbies

Copy and paste this if you'd rather stare at eggs than use them for deadly weapons

Copy and paste this if you have ever done the 18 things to do in an elevator and they worked.

Copy and paste this if you did the 18 things to do in wal mart and was given a pat on the back by the manager

Copy and Paste this if you frequently ponder the truth about bacon.

Copy and Paste this if you truly believe a hand dryer's instructions are 1) Clap hands. 2) Recieve Bacon.

Copy and Paste this if you saw a tiger and felt nothing put pure awesome-sauce-ness.

Copy and Paste this if baboons butt hi-jinks amuse you to no end.

Copy and Paste this if you lost the game.

Copy and Paste this if you're mother lost the game

Copy and Paste this if you just don't know anymore.

Copy and Paste this if you have ever wondered what squirrels are plotting in those trees of theirs.

Copy and Paste this if you like Waffles

Copy and Paste this if you like Pancakes

Copy and Paste this if you like French Toast

Copy and Paste this if you DO DO DO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!

Copy and Paste this if you ever choked "Smoking on Smarties"

Copy and Paste this if you've choked on Water

Copy and Paste this if you've choked on Spit/Saliva

Copy and Paste this if you've choked on air

Copy and paste this if you've just choked and nearly croaked.

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Vampires Don't Exist by Timekeeper101 reviews
He's a vampire; she's human. Things wouldn't be THAT bad, except her memory keeps getting erased and the purebloods constantly interfere with everything, not to mention a lot of drama. TakumaOC - plus SenriRima KanameYuki AidoYori later KainRuka
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 174,029 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Takuma I., Toga Y.
KRAD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DeadRat309 reviews
You are now having a KRAD unit in your hand, and you have no clue as what to do with him? Here's the instruction to your survival. Literally. DarkKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Winternacht by caveat lector reviews
AU: Crona's life is tough: her mother uses her to experiment with drugs and even her own shadow thinks she's a bad person. It was horrible until Maka showed up. But nothing is forever, and Crona has to learn this the hard way. Oneshot, possibly twoshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Crona, Maka A.
Broccoli by infinitelostone reviews
Ulquiorra, Orihime, vegetables and eyes. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Can You Hear Me? by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
After joining Father Nightroad on his journey to destroy Cain, Ion muses upon the only woman he’ll ever love and his new life. One shot.
Trinity Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Ion F., Esther B. - Complete
A Cure for Nightmares by The Original GGRain reviews
Crona's always had nightmares but after a night alone with Maka he/she finds a cure! one shot Maka / Crona Chrona no gender specified. first try at Cronmaka -complete-
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Gakupo Must Die! by Roxius reviews
Rated due to certain words. Everyone besides Kaito is sick and tird of Gakupo and his disturbing habits, so they opt to come up with a way to get rid of him. However, things turn bad when Len is convinced that Gakupo is the devil. Please R & R!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Len K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Pillow Therapy by animekraze reviews
In which Crona changes therapists.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Crona, Death The Kid - Complete
The Capture by LuciaDuvant reviews
Story from Ulquiorra's POV, he is sent to capture Orihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Demon Eyes Kyo: The Owner's Maintenance Guide by K.K. Phoenix reviews
This is the guide that you'll need after purchasing a Demon Eyes Kyo unit. XD Please read and review!
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Envy - Complete
Tea With Aizen by Giru reviews
Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
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HICHIGO: Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
Another expansion to the collection of Bleach Owner's Guide. Done is request to Scarlet Enigma. Sorry for it being incredibly late! Gomenasai, Mina-san! Hichigo is Hollow Ichigo, for those who didn't know :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
TESLA: The Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
Done in request. HA! I OWN NOTHING...well....I own the food i'm about to eat.....and i own the words......BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE ALL TITE KUBOS! AND THE OWNERS GUIDE BELONGS TO....I dunno XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Tesra L. - Complete
Friends and Enemies and Maybe Even Love reviews
Onesided LxLight. WARNING: It's BOYxBOY love so if you do not like that, I suggest you don't read it. Also, please don't put down comments like "gay/homo stories suck" or anything. This is a story not a chat fight area. :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
NNOITRA: The Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
I don't own Nnoitra nor do I own the manual idea. I am also rating my stories M now because I use strong cuss words XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Nnoitra G. - Complete
Just Let Me Cry reviews
House of Night series, book 2. Spoiler alert! If you have not gotten to book 2, please don't read this unless you like spoilers. How I view Stevie Rae's Death in Zoey's P.O.V. and in Stevie Rae's P.O.V. Forewarn! I've been told the first ch. is better 3
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J. - Complete
SZAYEL: The Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
I do not own Szayel, I do not own the manual idea omg, i've been spelling it wrong all along, dammit! well, anyways, the only thing I own is the kick ass comedy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
GRIMMJOW: The Owner's Guide and Manuel reviews
I do not own Grimmjow. Tite kubo does. I don't own the guide idea. Done by request.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
ULQUIORRA: The Owner's Guide and Manuel reviews
I do not own Ulquiorra. Tite Kubo does. I do not own the Guide idea. I STILL don't know who does :P.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
SON GOKU: The Owner's Guide and Manuel reviews
I don't own Goku. Kazuya Minekura does. I don't own the Owner's guide Idea either. That's...I don't know who :D
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Goku S. - Complete
TOBI: The Owner's Guide and Manuel reviews
I don't own Tobi or the Owner's Guide and Manuel idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Reasons to try
Saya begins to realize what she must do and why.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Saya
The Akatsuki's Day Off reviews
Itachi's point of view. As the title dictates there is no missions today and this is after a night of drinking as a reward for capturing jinchuuriki. WARNING! CONTAIN'S ITACHI IN A BIKINI AND DEIDARAS INTENSLY DISTURBING/HORRIFYING BARNEY COSTUME! O.o
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete