yeah, I did just alphabetize that, bitch.
Well...hello there. I have no idea how you got here, seeing as I'm just one of the many leeches who reads and sometimes reviews but never writes anything... ^^
About me: I have contracted a terminal disease. It is called "Fail" and it is the most contagious disease on the planet, being transmittable through coughing, sneezing, reading, watching, listening, sex, and breathing. In fact, just by reading this, you've probably already caught it. So might as well read on, right?
Name: I should tell you why? You can call me blaqk-chan or blaqk...but most people just call me "Noob" and claw at me for burning their eyes/minds.
Ambition: I seem to have contracted a burning desire to be a beta. Mikhail knows why, but it just sort of popped up one day...so now I'm going to make a feeble attempt to publish stories in hopes of realising this fantasy.
Age: Well, I'm not some gajillion year-old creeper (no offense to older people. I just mean I don't stalk people over the internet and such) and I am a minor. Now, this might mean I'm the stereotypical 12-year-old who reads only M-rated fics...or it might not. You figure it out.
Note: I do not read hetero. Look at my favorites list: not more than maybe three hetero, if even that. I am a girl...but maybe I'm just sick and twisted, and I pretty much only read yaoi or shounen-ai (aka Boy's Love, slash, June, gay). If you have a problem with that, kindly click the shiny blue button with the arrow facing the opposite of thataways (>) (sorry, this site won't let me do a left-facing arrow)
ps...I have some issues with the shift key...it's not like it doesn't work or anything, just...I'm lazy. It's basically like a religion...
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