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Hey, I'm just a teenage girl, who's ideal man is a "fictional" character named Edward Cullen. Deal with it! I'm the beta for BiteMeCullenJustDoIt who is an amazing author, make sure to check out their stories! Oh and heads up everyone I have a beta now! Tiff is awesome and really knows her stuff so be ready for the awesomeness that will ensue!! Her fanfic penname is WanderingStill, or you can check out her stuff at: . She has some great Twilight stuff!

I've included a list of some of my favorite Twilight quotes, songs, a little about myself, and some fanfiction of my very own creation! Please help me become a great writer and read and review!!

Oh and some epic twilight vids on youtube are: Jamestruth, New Midnight of a Sun Eclipsed Twilight Moon, New Moon/ Eclipse Parody, Edward Quotes, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, Twilight Parody Hillywood show, and of course all the Twilight trailers! Please check them out!!

Here's a list of my favorite Twilight quotes:

“Do you believe that someday we'll be attacked by fairy leprechauns from Venus and our only hope will be the flying bicolered llama named Fred?” –Emmett Cullen ( Let the Games Begin)

“Before (…) Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars – points of light and reason. And then (Bella) shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When she was gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.”-Edward Cullen (New Moon)

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stupid lamb. What a sick masochistic lion.”-Edward and Bella (Twilight)

“I know how much I love you.”

“You compare one tree to an entire forest, Impossible”-Bella and Edward (Twilight)

"For almost ninety years I've walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet."-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“What if I’m not the hero, what if I’m the bad guy?”-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“You smell so good in the rain," he explained.

"In a good way, or in a bad way?" I asked cautiously.

He sighed. "Both, always both."-Edward and Bella (Twilight)

“I won’t kill you now because if would upset Bella, but I swear if you ever kiss her again I will break your jaw for her”-Edward to Jacob (Eclipse)

“You are my life now.”-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“I’m worried about you…and Edward.” Renee finally looked at me when she said his name, her face apologetic. (…) “You two are more serious than I’d been thinking.” She went on.

“There’s something…strange about the way you two are together,” she murmured, her forehead creasing over her troubled eyes. “The way he watches you – it’s so…protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.”

I laughed, though I was still not able to meet her gaze. “That’s a bad thing?”

“No.” She frowned as she struggled for the words. “It’s just different. He’s very intense about you…and very careful. I feel like I don’t really understand your relationship. Like there’s some secret I’m missing…-Renee and Bella (Eclipse)

“Honestly, Edward, I can’t keep up with you, I thought you didn’t want to be my friend.”

“I said it would be better if we weren’t friends not that I didn’t want to be”-Bella and Edward (Twilight)

“If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I’m not ashamed of it”-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“Bella, you’re hurting my ego, I just proposed to you and you think it’s a joke”-Edward Cullen (New Moon)

"It’s Twilight. It's the safest time of day for us," he said, answering the unspoken question in my eyes. "The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way… the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don't you think?" He smiled wistfully.

"I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars."-Edward and Bella (Twilight)

“Stupid shiny Volvo owner”-Bella (Twilight)

“Down kitty”-Carlisle Cullen (Twilight the movie)

“Is she even Italian? Her name’s Bella.”-Rosalie and Emmett (Twilight the movie)

“You better hold on tight spider-monkey”-Edward Cullen (Twilight the movie)

“I got an adrenaline rush, they’re very common, you can google it”-Edward Cullen (Twilight the movie)

“Edible art, Bella. You know your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash. I only said it would be better if we weren’t friends not that I didn’t want to be.”-Edward and Bell (Twilight the movie)

“So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?" I teased, trying to lighten the mood.

He smiled swiftly, seeming to appreciate my effort. "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin."-Bella and Edward (Twilight)

“You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever”-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“I may not be human, but I am a man”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“Come on little coward, climb on my back”-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,"-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet," he whispered. "You have a very floral smell, like lavender… or freesia," he noted. "It's mouthwatering."

"Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell."-Edward and Bella (Twilight)

“Your hair looks like a haystack…. But I like it.”-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"And Jasper making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts, don't forget that."-Bella Swan (Twilight)

"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!"-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?"

"That's right," I answered immediately, hiding my surprise at his casual use of the word.

He shook his head. "You're incredible."-Edward and Bella (Twilight)

“You do smell nice, I never noticed before.” –Alice Cullen (Twilight)

"Hmmm…..It seems I'm going to have to tamper with your memory."-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"Damn it, Bella!" he broke off, gasping. "You'll be the death of me, I swear you will."-Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“Take care of my heart, I’ve left it with you”- Edward Cullen (Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, ect)

"Afraid of a needle," he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…"- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like Guinea Pig Barbie when I do,"-Bella Swan (Twilight)

“You’ll never catch me betting against Alice”- Edward and Bella (Twilight)

Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?" I whispered conspiratorially.

"And where do you fit into that scheme?" He glared.

"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course."

He smiled reluctantly. "Anything to get out of dancing."

"Anything."-Edward and Bella (Twilight)

"Twilight, again," he murmured. "Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“So ready for this to be the end," he murmured, almost to himself, "for this to be the twilight of your life, though your life has barely started. You're ready to give up everything”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie?" I asked without stopping or turning to look at her. "Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool."- Jacob Black ( Breaking Dawn)

"About time," Blondie mumbled from not too far away. "The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little

tired."- Rosalie Hale (Breaking Dawn)

What's for breakfast?" I asked, a little sarcastic. "O negative or AB positive?"- Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)

"Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?" I asked, and then continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever."- Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)

"S'not so hard to erase a blonde's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."- Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)

“Of course not. I just love to coddle those darling leeches.”- Leah Clearwater (Breaking Dawn)

“I wasn't born a compassionless shrew.”- Leah Clearwater (Breaking Dawn)

"You can talk when you're not being stupid."-Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)

"Us, And it's no more than a cottage. I think the word house implies more legroom."

"No knocking my house,"- Edward and Bella (Breaking Dawn)

"Thresholds are part of my job description,"- Edward Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

"I'm actually holding her so that my hands aren't free to kill you, Jacob. Maybe later."- Bella Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“No, I don't care if you bite Jacob. That's fine."- Edward Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“I don’t have any leeches on speed-dial”- Jacob Black (Eclipse)

"What an amazing creature she is,"-Edward Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular."- Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)

“The British are coming the British are coming!”- Jasper Hale (Let the games begin)

“The redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming!”- Garrett (Breaking dawn)

"Nope, sorry. I'm not really a fan of drugs, and neither is my husband. Just say no and all that."- Bella Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

"Excellent. The forest needs thinning."- Emmett Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

"If we live through this," Garrett whispered to Kate, "I'll follow you anywhere, woman."

"Now he tells me," she muttered.- Garrett and Kate (Breaking Dawn)

"I am all over this."- Bella Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“it was the expression an angel of destruction might wear while the world burned.”- Bella’s thoughts on Edward ( Breaking Dawn- Volturi counsel)

"Aro, would you ask Jane to stop attacking my wife?"- Edward Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“When will you ever see yourself clearly?"- Edward Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“Real. Does that make me imaginary?"- Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)

"Just get it off your chest, Bella."- Alice Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

"You are fairly ideal in every way,"- Bella Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“A wrath that will put grizzlies to shame will be waiting for you when you get home”- Bella Swan (Eclipse)

“Vampire terrorists? There’s a bad combination”- Bella Cullen (Belladventure!)

“I’m a chemistry set!- Jasper Hale (Belladventure!)

“It’s emo cold?”-Alice Cullen (Belladventure!)

“That’s what she said” Jasper snickered (Belladventure!)

“I punched a werewolf in the face”- Bella Swan (Eclipse)

“Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed vampire stalker.”- Edward Cullen (Midnight sun- thoughts in hospital)

“Yes Rosalie, we all know how proficient an assassin you are.” – Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“Will you tell me what you’re thinking, before I go mad? –Edward Cullen (New Moon)

“Do you have a multiple personality disorder?”- Bella Swan (Twilight)

“The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“Well, I decided as long as I was going to go to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”-Edward Cullen (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

“Yes, giving up trying to be good. I’m just going to do what I want now, and let the chips fall where they may”- Edward Cullen (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

“And, by the way, I adore you… in frightening, dangerous ways.” –Edward Cullen( thoughts from Midnight Sun)

“Just like an angry kitten that believes it’s a tiger” –Edward Cullen (thoughts from Midnight Sun)

“I was… doing good deeds.”- Edward Cullen (Midnight Sun)

“I can’t even describe it Emmett, All of a sudden, this girl’s the whole world to me. I don’t see the point of the rest of the world without her anymore.”- Edward Cullen (Midnight Sun)

“So, Bella, I was following your scent through the woods after I left your room where I’d been watching you sleep…”-Edward Cullen (Midnight Sun)

“I think…. And if you ever repeat this I will cheerfully beat you to death. But I think that would hurt Jessica’s feelings.”- Bella Swan (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

“If he’s paralyzed from the neck down he can’t go to prom either.”- Bella Swan (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

“Do I dazzle you?”

“ Frequently”- Edward and Bella (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

“Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know.”- Edward Cullen (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

“I hear voices in my mind, and you’re worried that you’re the freak?” – Edward Cullen (Twilight, Midnight Sun)

“Holy crow!!” – Bella Swan ( all books)

“A vampire angel- there’s a stretch”- Edward Cullen (thoughts from Midnight Sun)

“My mother is part albino”- Bella Swan (Twilight)

“Stupid, unreliable vampire”- Bella Swan (thoughts from Twilight)

“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn't know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” – Bella Swan (thoughts from Twilight – book and movie)

“How very inconvenient his little talent could be — when it wasn't saving my life.”- Bella Swan (thoughts from Twilight)

“Of course, keeping you safe is beginning to feel like a full-time occupation that requires my constant presence."- Edward Cullen (Twilight/ midnight sun)

“"Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?"- Edward Cullen (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

"I don't speak Car and Driver."- Bella Swan (Twilight/ Midnight Sun)

“Don’t fall in”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“I can be patient- if I make a great effort.”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“I had to admit that after killing three fish in a row, I'd given up on the whole institution.”- Bella Swan (Twilight)

“I'm the world's best predator, aren't I? Everything about me invites you in — my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"Which is exactly why I should. But don't worry. I'm essentially a selfish creature. I crave your company too much to do what I should."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"Bella, I couldn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don't know how it's tortured me."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"I'm here… which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you."- Bella Swan (Twilight)

“"I don't think I can. I've told you, on the one hand, the hunger — the thirst — that, deplorable creature that I am, I feel for you. And I think you can understand that, to an extent. Though" — he half-smiled — "as you are not addicted to any illegal substances, you probably can't empathize completely”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“I’m a bit heavier than your average backpack,”- Bella Swan (Twilight)

"Hah! You're as white as a ghost — no, you're as white as me!"- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?"- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"You're intoxicated by my very presence."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“I’ve never spent much time around anyone who eats food. I forget."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“You spied on me?”

“What else is there to do at night?”- Bella and Edward (Twilight)

“Are you very angry with me?"- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“See you creeping into my room tonight at midnight to check on me”- Bella Swan (thoughts from Twilight)

“Just give me a moment to restart my heart” –Bella Swan (Twilight)

“Why don’t you sit with me?”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“You look very warm, actually”- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"Did I do something wrong?"

"No — the opposite. You're driving me crazy," I explained.

He considered that briefly, and when he spoke, he sounded pleased. "Really?" A triumphant smile slowly lit his face.

"Would you like a round of applause?"- Edward and Bella (Twilight)

"I keep thinking it will get less frustrating, not hearing your thoughts. But it just gets worse and worse."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"I could hardly leave in the clothes I came in — what would the neighbors think?"- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"I love you," he said. "It's a poor excuse for what I'm doing, but it's still true."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"I didn't realize you were still so bored with small-town life," he said conversationally, and I knew he was trying to distract me. "It seemed like you were adjusting fairly well — especially recently. Maybe I was just flattering myself that I was making life more interesting for you."- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

“So you seduced your all-to-willing vampire husband, that’s not a capital offense.”- Edward Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

“Well, I’m nearly 110, it’s time I settled down.”- Edward Cullen (Eclipse)

“Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you."- Jasper Hale (Twilight)

"I was like a lost moon- my planet destroyed in some cataclysmic, disaster-movie scenario of desolation- that continued, nevertheless, to circle in a tight little orbit around the empty space left behind, ignoring the laws of gravity." - Bella (pg. 201 New Moon)

By the way in case you couldn't tell I'm all Team Edward! Vampires rock my socks! Who wants a space heater when you can have a Greek God?

Uhmmm lets see what else... Oh I'm 17 same age as the perfection that is Edward.. I live in the glorious state of Washington. I've read all the books including Midnight Sun 6 times since I started reading them in August 2008. I've see the movie 3 times and plan on another trip very soon. And I don't care that they messed up the sparkle effect and left a lot of good parts out either. For a low budget film they did an awesome job! Besides how can you go wrong with Robert Pattinson?? He and Kristan had some pretty amazing chemistry!

Here's my premium Twilight playlist:

The Twilight hour album-The Mitch Hansen Band ( this is a whole cd of music written about the books its really good stuff!)

Twilight the Movie soundtrack- especially Rob's songs "let me sign" and "never think"

Numb-Linkin Park

For you I will-Teddy Geiger

Hero-Enrique Iglesais

Run-Snow Patrol

Just so you know-Jesse McCartney( I know but its the background song to this really cute video I saw of Rob and Kristan, and the lyrics are so true to Bella and Edward)

The Reason-Hoobastank

Your Guardian Angel-The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

You belong to me-Lifehouse

Viva la Vida-Coldplay

Cemeteries of London-Coldplay


Still waiting-Sun 41

Hey Lady-Thriving Ivory

Twilight-Thriving Ivory

Goodnight, goodnight-Maroon 5

Kryptonite-3 doors down

All of Three days Grace

All of The Spill Canvas- lullaby and this is for keep especially

All of Blue October- My Never especially

Smother Me- the Used

Zoe Jane- Staind

Stranger- Secondhand Seranade

Need- Hana Pestle

Hemmorhage- Fuel

Bullets- The Editors

Na Na Na Naah- Kaiser Cheifs

Notice - Gomez

Glycerine- Bush

Imprinted on your daughter- Nicole

Cedric- The Moaning Myrtle

Lullaby- The Spill Canvas

This is for keeps- The Spill Canvas

Your Evil Soul- The Spill Canvas

My Never- Blue October

This is all awesome music you should check it out!

Yay, Twilight is my happy place!

Ok so more about me.. I was born in Bellvue WA, but moved to Alaska for the first 10 years of my life. Then my parents go divorced and my two older brothers, mom and I moved down to Seattle WA to follow my moms job... I love Alaska, its my home. WA is ok too though...

Also I am a two year teen survivor of Hodgkins Lymphoma( cancer of the lymphatic system: ie cell clean-up and transfer system)!! Woot go me!

So as you might imagine I have a lot of stress in my life, and Twilight is my way out of it, I read it so much because that my way to feel happy.

I love dogs.. I know its kind of an oxymoron to be a Team Edward(er) and love dogs, but I do... I prolly would give up dogs for Edward though... Ya he's just that awesome...

That all for now,

Laterz -My Vampire Sparkles

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Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13590 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 6,193 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blackout by snapcrakklepop reviews
Ever wonder what Edward went through while Bella was going through New Moon? Read on, folks! Dialogue has been changed/edited so as not to infringe copyrights and to add my own personal touch to Stephenie Meyer's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,446 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Brought us Here One Shot by vjgm reviews
*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Are you thirsty Bella? by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Belladventure! by Kiara212 reviews
The Cullen's go to Africa, but everything turns to chaos! Jasper's mental, Carlisle and Alice with a camera is an impending disaster and why are those cannibals chasing them? There are a lot of adventures to be had in Africa! I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,379 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
Gifts n' Lists by Kiara212 reviews
A collection of gifts and later on lists involving all the Twilight characters. Very random and hopefully hilarious, the collection that used to be called Ten Holiday Gifts For has been revamped! And of course, I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
During an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is the sequel to Love for an Eternity, so read that before reading this story. Bella is a vampire and goes off to college with Edward and lots of things happen in their life. Its better than the summary so please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Random Conversations in the Cullen Household by summermissmoo reviews
Does what it says on the tin!AFTER BD!MAJOR SPOILERS!Inside:Competions,7 chapters,dedications and other Cool Stuff from:BiteMeCullenJustDoIt and Co!LEMONY INNUENDOS!DISCLAIMER: THE CHARCTERS IN THIS FANFICTION IS PROPERTY OF STEPHENIE MEYER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Cullens Family Getaway by MyLittlePonyGirl reviews
A Dear Diary from Jaspers point of view. First story I've written. OOC All the normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jasper
Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Habilidades paternales 101 by Giselita reviews
TRADUCCION- El instituto de Forks ha puesto el proyecto de 'ser padres' y cuidar de un muñeco. ¿Como reacionara Charlie cuando Bella y Edward le digan que estan embarazados?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,177 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Stay and be loved by LivesforLove reviews
This is the life of the Cullens about a century after Breaking Dawn. I will try to make this story as intriguing as possible so please enjoy. Thank you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Bella's Friend by CatChester reviews
It’s Bella’s time of the month
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Twilight by JasperHaleRox reviews
This is the entire book Twilight, only it's in Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007
Ultraviolet by Aiedail01 reviews
He wrapped his arms around me. Then I saw a flash of white, the flash of his teeth, as he leaned towards my neck." Bella and Edward's wedding, vampire-ness, and beyond. Rated T for language. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,133 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love for an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is my first fanfiction. basically its what i want to happen in breaking dawn. so give it a try. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,372 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella And Edward by redapple1901 reviews
it is about Bella and Edward after Eclipse. How their life is like.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8425 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
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Routine Gone Wrong reviews
Bella cuts herself accidentally shaving her legs in the shower while Edward is out hunting with Emmett and Jasper. Emmett plays a prank on Edward leading to Edward hunting Emmett. Edward catches Bella's scent, dun-dun-duh! My first fanfic, please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,246 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alternative Hunting Ethics reviews
In a world where impossible is not a known concept. Where beauty, strength and agility come to mind all at once, there is a journey. A journey of epic proportions. Emotions will cross the line, and actions will blow your mind on this adventure through ete
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009