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Joined 11-27-08, id: 1753446, Profile Updated: 06-25-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I'm a huge Twilight dork. I'm also a Twihard...I once got a lunch detention because i slapped a girl in the face when she said Twilight was the stupidest thing ever and she didn't see the point of it. I also lovers my facebook a lot. I live in New York, but sadly not the city. I'm a SENIOR!! finally!! I want to go to college at Cazenovia for fashion design. I'm 16 currently. I am not looking forward to turning 17, because thats when life starts going downhill I do believe. I HATE malls. I HATE conformists, they're to conformed.

Um what else...oh ya, I am in LUUUUUUUUUUURVE with fashion, probably more than Alice. I'm a really bad driver, so stay home if you value your life. I would absoluetly go beserk if anything happened to my cellphone. I get really bored REALLY easy. I am super duper random...hence my secret identities story. I also have a very strange fasination with dead bodies, but i'm not like gonna go out and kill people because I am a lover not a fighter. I'm a weirdo and I love it...keeps things interesting. Im pretty tall at 5 feet 8 inches, and I get told allllll the time that I am gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy, ect. which I think is a bonus in life. Ooo, I am a pretty good painter to if I do say so myself, and I just luvers Andy Warhol, and I would've loved to have met him. AND I just love love love Gossip Girl.

Oh and by the way, I'M ON A BOAT!!

"I'm not the girl your mom warned you about...her imagination was never good enough"
"I didn't say it...Jesus did."
"I'm fing Matt Damon."

BEST FASHION BLOG EVER: Fashion Pirates...google it for the link. I want her to be my best friend.

BEST FREAKING POEM EVER!!
Fame, like a wayward girl, will still be coy
To those who woo her with slavish knees
But makes surrender to some thoughtless boy
And dotes the more upon a heart at ease

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Cedric Diggory didn't die, he became Edward Cullen by F8WUZL8 reviews
Now being REWRITTEN! CHAPTER 2! When the Cullens leave Forks to wander alone, they find themselves at a school called Hogwarts, and Edward is mistaken for a boy who recently died: Cedric Diggory. After Breaking Dawn twi , after GOF HP, rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008
Twilight: The actual happening by sweetlemongrass reviews
So much of Twilight has been toned down to "realistic" levels. Now face Twilight how it should have been all along. A Twilight where Phil is a Lawn Nazi, Renee can make waffles out of a pipe bomb and Bella is only a supporting character.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
My Never by disenchanted-fairytale-92 reviews
Eclipse in Jacob Black's POV. My first fan fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Twazoid when storys go interesting by Elli.Ackerman reviews
Bella's a horse? Charlies a Manly-man? Edward is obsessed with... unvirginity-ning himself? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
The Cullens Find Hogwarts by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
The Cullens find Hogwarts, settng off a chain of events. Strange things happen when you put a family of not so normal vampires in a school full of wizards and witches. Not to mention Emmett is there to create mischief. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008
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Secret Identites reviews
All the characters come out of the closet! Emmett's naked! Alice buys a...pink strainer? The Cullens are just really crack heads in disguise...probably. VERY random and VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Cedward baked a cake! reviews
well not really...but he does dazzle and confuse! Twilight/Harry Pothead...I mean Potter crossover. Prepared for all the randomness and OOCness. I know you will lurve it! T for language!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
The Cullens Throw a Party reviews
bella says something stupid, and emmett and alice begin their plotting, edward get drunk, and feels lustful for everyone...slightly ooc...but thats because we are dealing with drunken vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete