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Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, NCIS, Cherub, and Warehouse 13.


I really really like the series CHERUB. I have just started reading Maximum Ride. Some of my other favourites are The Book Thief, Max Gordon hits the Danger Zone, Twilight and Chris Ryan. Yes you heard right. Not quite our average pink and fluffy girl. Blonde but clever. Addicted to NCIS and chocolate and sweets of any shape or form!! Hope you like my stories!! :) I really like reviews! Please review my stories!

Quote Mania:
'Come to the darkside. We have cookies' - Mia
'Long Live The Queen' - Gibbs, Internal Affairs, NCIS
'We're screwed.' - Gibbs, Driven, NCIS
'Carson:"It's a playboy mansion!" Palmer:"No. It's a school. Are you sure you don't know Anthony Dinozzo?' NCIS
'Eat my cookie!' Zigzag, Holes
'Mossad Assassin and a maths teacher!' Penny (Penelope Zaira Cullen unless she has changed her name AGAIN) when we were pairing NCIS characters with teachers
'I vill now destroy da schnickers bahrs!' Doctor De Bocht, Maximum Ride Saving the World and other Extreme Sports
'guy:'If i had all that would I be sitting in this chair working my ass off?' Kate:'Let's see your ass'' Kate and suspect, NCIS
Mcgee:'Ok, I'm going to have to frisk you." Woman (most of them headcases) stare at Mcgee. "so much for co-operation." he mutters' Mcgee, Caged, NCIS
'Abby, "You may be smart, but my geek carries a gun."' Abby, NCIS
'Abby,"I love it when you're rough Mcgee."' Abby, NCIS
'Gibbs,"You can go back to your mould now." Abby:"Aw, Gibbs, you say the sweetest things!"' Gibbs and Abby, NCIS
'Ziva:"Oh, my first time was in an aircraft carrier" Mcgee and Abby,"Figures"' Ziva, Abby and Mcgee, NCIS
McGee: She seems unfazed.
Tony: Those are standard Mossad style copier machine assault tactics McGee. She's fine. To Ziva Hey, McGee thinks you're raging against the machine because you had to take down your serial killer boyfriend.
McGee: Ziva, I was just concerned that-
Ziva: I am fine
Tony: See? She's a steely eyed killer.
Ziva: Sheket Bavokasha!
Tony: I don't think I don't him. Borscht belt comedian?
Ziva: No, it is Hebrew for shut up.
Tony: Really did get to you huh? Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
Ziva: pauses Yes.
Tony: Still crazy then? Ziva glares at him Getting off your case.' Ziva, Tony and Mcgee, Recoil, NCIS
"Kate: How did you get into NCIS? Tony: I smiled?"
"Mcgee:Take off your trousers. Suspect:Screw you Mcgee Gibbs:If you prefer I could get officer David to take them off for you." Suspision, ncis

More Quotes coming soon!


When Maximum Ride comes to Cherub: I'm not writing more OK!

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Bye :)

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Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
New Beginnings by TheWhiteShadows reviews
Amy Collins gets sent to investigate a dangerous terrorist organisation in Australia. But when the mission goes wrong, can Amy rescue the other agents and save the mission? Can she keep the existence of CHERUB a secret? Also involves Dana's recruitment.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 9/30/2009
30 Ways to Annoy the Flock by TheWhiteShadows reviews
Exactly what the title says. When the flock are in a tricksy mood, who knows what chaos will ensue? One thing is for certain - it will be amusing to watch.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Compromised by bluehyperpixie reviews
"CHERUB has been compromised. All agents return to campus. Tomorrow all under age recruits will be taken into care." Someones been asking the wrong questions. Before CHERUB is ripped apart James must find that person and sort them out. Permenantly.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
Do I Dazzle You? by Penelope Louise reviews
All Human: Bella is thirteen and beginning at a new school, a boarding school. Here she meets Emmett, Rosalie, Edward, Jasper and Alice. And many other people, who you probably won't discover until I get my ass moving and write more haha.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
To Die Standing by Rosabell reviews
When Ziva suddenly falls to what appeared to be clumsiness in the middle of a case, she realizes something was very wrong. The team try to give her room, but as it becomes more and more obvious something is very wrong, they try to figure it out...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,135 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Ziva D.
Rabble Rousers by Fictionnaire reviews
When there's no case about, the NCIS team have to entertain themselves somehow. Some is fun, and some is not so fun. How does the team kill time?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Tony D.
What did you do? by GLiSt reviews
What happens when Nudge and Angel force the flock to go and see Zac Efron? Bruises, shopping and a bomb.Read to find out the rest. First Fanfic, so probably got the rating wrong. Better than it sounds! hopefully.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
A Night At Abby's by SnarkyLittleHufflepuff reviews
After a hard case, the team get together at Abby's for drinks. The ending might not be what you think. Disclamer: don't own NCIS. They belong to Bellisarius Productions. A/N: this is my first story. please review and tell me what you think.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Multiple marriages can be educational by M E Wofford reviews
This is the story of a day at the office when the boys and girls are having communication problems.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
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Wild, Wild West reviews
Pete and Myka have to go collect an artifact in the middle of Arizona. The only way to get there is by horse back. How will Pete fair?Oneshot but may continue if i have any ideas pls review :-
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Month from hell reviews
James is having a month from hell. No really. Everything is going wrong. A bit of maximum ride and Twilight come in at the end. Follow on from when maximum ride comes to cherub written with help from a friend. Yes, I do like making James look bad.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Mind Reading, Love and Memories reviews
major Jibbs and Tiva. A bit of McAbby. Tony and Ziva's relationship resolves itself but Jenny and Gibbs' relationship gets worse and worse. Will the team be able to sort it out?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,045 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Remembering reviews
A collection of monologues set during or after Kill Ari Part 1 and 2.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009
Messenger or more? reviews
Someone is out to kill all the women in Gibbs' life - again. When they find a half dead girl clutching a note for Gibbs the team start asking questions.Is she a messenger or more? pls read n review!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
Jenny's Niece reviews
It turns out Jenny has a niece. Jenny is desperate to see her before time runs out. When the niece is abducted it's a scramble against time to rescue her. Pls read and review! I'll write more when you review!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
What's up with Ziva? reviews
Ziva walks into the bullpen with a scar running down her face. A lack of cases, food and sleep finally wear her down. She is homesick and scared. Who will she turn to and why is she upset? Pls R&R.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
When Maximum Ride comes to Cherub reviews
This is a story about when the flock come to cherub. You need to read at least one maximum ride book and one cherub book. Also read GLiSt 's story it helps. My first fanfic made by me and a friend-Penelope Louise. Be nice!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
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