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my favorite book series are;the Twilight saga,the CHERUB series, the Demonata series, the maximum ride series ,the percy jackson and the olympians series, the fire thief trilogy,the darren shan saga, artemis fowl series, the keys to the kingdom i.e mister monday,grim tuesday,etc.series , his dark materials series, faerie wars series ,stoneheart series, the mortal instruments series . i will add more as i remember them.
My favourite anime's: Vampire Knight, Bleach, Naruto, Wolf's Rain, Inuyasha, Black Butler, Pokemon, D N Angel, Hellsing, Devil May Cry,
my favourite quotes from fanfictions
i do not own any of them -cry's- they belong to their respective authors
'A witch running from a group of vampires who had had their fangs clipped was shocking, it wasn't as if they could hiss at her',Love Me If you Dare Hanabusa Aido by Black-Emperess.
'our children were mature enough to not get into trouble for a week, although with them you never really know',Esme,New Life, New Magical Creatures by Punkartgurl13.
That day started like any other. Well, maybe that isn’t a good term, considering some of my days started off with some crisis or another, but this one started off rather calmly',Artemis,New Life, New Magical Creatures by Punkartgurl13.
'I woke up, stopped Beckett from setting the house on fire with one of Butler’s old flamethrowers, stopped Myles from setting the house on fire with his experiments, and stopped my mother from setting the house on fire with her cooking.
Am I living in a house of pyromaniacs? It would seem so,'Artemis,New Life, New Magical Creatures by Punkartgurl13.
funny stuff i hope if you like them copy and paste them to your profile
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you are sooooooooooooo obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!
"Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.
Facts of life...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.
Twilight 10 Commandments
1.I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2.You shall not take jasper Cullens name in vain.
3.Remember to keep release dates calendered.
4.Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
5.You shall not kill humans.
6.You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7.You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.
8.You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.
9.You shall not covet Jasper.
10.You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
If you still laugh you ass off rereading maximum ride
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
92 percent of american teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the six percent who laughed their asses off when they heard this, or if you are one of the two percent who didn't know what Abercombie and Fitch was(like me)
If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site on a daily basis, but you dont care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask directions.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.( God dont read Maximum Ride in school.)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
This is for the people who are homophobic. Get over it!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
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