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Joined 11-27-08, id: 1753648, Profile Updated: 07-22-09
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Name:Brittany

age: none of your friggin' bizness-teenager

apperance: medium length blone hair with black stripes, wide blue/grey eyes and pale!!

Favorite books/movies: Twilight Saga, The house of night series, and any other vamp. thing oh i almost forgot THE MAXIMUM RIDE series!!

Favorite bands: Flyleaf, Paramore,kings of leon,All time low,The Devil Wears Prada,I see Stars, VersaEmerge, My chemical Romance, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus,Metrostation,My American Heart, panic at the disco, fall out boy, likin park, evenescence, Nevershounever, cute is what we aim for, rise against, green day...

Favorite couples: Edward and Bella, Alice and Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme,Jacob and Renesme, Max and Fang, Erik and Zoey, Alex and Mat, Ella and Iggy!!

current fav.Poppin' Chamange by All Time Low

Quotes-

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

(my bday-aug.9)

AUGUST

Loves to joke
Attractive
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Takes high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Observant
Careful and cautious
Thinks quickly
Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defense
Sensitive but not petty
Poo! r resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rushy
Romantic
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends

...MY SECRET DON'T READ

1 I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
2 The answer is L0OK AT 11
3 Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
4 Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
5 First L0OK AT 2
6 Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
7 i just wanted to say hi
8 What I wanted to say is LOOK AT 14
9 Be patient L0OK AT 4
10 I'm doing this 4 the last time L0OK AT 7
11 dont get mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
12 Sorry L0OK AT 8
13 Don't get mad L0OK AT 10
14 I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
15 You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

-- TEN COMANDMENTS OF A TEEN:
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not start fights
(Just finish them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should let Lucky have some stupid Lucky Charms, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil."

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."( i love this saying:)

(brought to you by goodquotes.com)

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~

Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents.

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"

If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love...it never seems to last

Silence is silver, but music is gold...

loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

normal people worry me

you say physco like it's a bad thing

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

"my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me."

everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

Anger is one letter short of danger.

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

Lots of things change...lots of them don't...but the fact that I love you...that will always stay the same.

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"If you die, I'll kill you!"

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept

Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?.

Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.

" Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information".

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson.

"Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea"

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"

"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"(Hellz to the ya!

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"

I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!

"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"

It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone! (allways works for me:)

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

A Laundromat:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Some copy/paste things!!

You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Paramore
You Say Harry Potter
I Say Twilight
You Say Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson
I Say Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
You Say Your Weird
I Say Thank You

Try Not To Cry:

mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.

mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!

when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.

i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.

And all because johnny got the gun from his brother.

mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now.

And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.

mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.

mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this.

but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss.

And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry.

mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest.

when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would.

i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.

i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids.

i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.

But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true.

And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you"

that always makes me sad...

in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost:

please if you would,

dont smash this on the ground.

if you pass this on,

maybe people will cry,

just keep this in your heart,

for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye'

now you have two choices,

1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'

2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Life's a bitch, if it were a hoe it would be easy(LOL)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95 percent of all kids make fun of and laugh at other kids because you're different. If you're that 5 percent who laugh at that 95 percent because they're all the same, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

If you have your own little world copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, post this.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile(so many times!!)

-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

AWWWW Post on your profile if you love to love.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.(that would be me:)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.(don't ask)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.(frequently)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile(especially when you have very thin walls)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists.Crazy is when someone walks into the room and you run and duck for cover before finding out thet it was your dad. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.(gasp! that monster!)

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

Boy: baby we need to talk

Girl: kyle, what do u mean?

Boy: sumthin has come up...

Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby

Girl: -thinks- omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much

Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??

Boy: im not sure if i should say

Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: im leaving...

Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away

Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.

Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.

Girl: i cant believe this.

FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!...Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)

Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!

Boy: (sad) its ok i understand i guess..

Girl: (thinking) i cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park

Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.

Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.

Girl: tear (begins to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go

Girl: ok (begins to walk away)

They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her

It says...

Erika,

U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye
- Kyle

erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours

...A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a fone call...

Friend: how are u feeling?

Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...

Girl: ummm ok

She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

... I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...

-Kyle

Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later

Girl: -happy- ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!

... Erika turns tha T.V. on...

Breaking news 'An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school...' Reporter says.

she turns off the tv...3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for...

...A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. 'Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!

If you like this story, and think it has a point or anything along those lines, PLEASE just simply Copy & Paste... It's not that hard... anyways...hope you enjoyed. :( :) ??

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

when life hands you lemmons transform its DNA to make it a supper lemon!( thanx for this Kala!)

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Ho-lla-back girl: I have no idea what it means, but apparently, Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has something to do with bananas.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.-charlie and the chaocolate factory!

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn straight! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

Guys with Emo hair are like a BILLION times more sexy than other guys.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

If you put the words "In bed" after every sentence, life will be A LOT funnier. In Bed.

Examples:

You friggin gave Billy a HEART ATTACK-In Bed.

Get Closer To Nature In Bed.

He's WAY better than I am...In Bed.

You did WHAT?...In Bed.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.(every damn day!!)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls - (shows pictures of beautiful models) - But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this - (shows picture of a mummy) - Merry Christmas.
that Mark dude, Love Actually

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?
Marilyn Monroe as Lorelei Lee, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

I don't care what you think as long as it's about me. The best of us can find happiness in misery.
Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care

I'm tough, I'm independent, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch - okay!
Madonna

The heart may freeze or it can burn
The pain will ease, if I can learn
There is no future, there is no past
I live this moment as my last
There's only us, there's only this
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss
No other road, no other way
No day but today
Another Day, from the broadway musical Rent

I believe in karma . . . it's a bigger bitch than I choose to be.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy shit, what a ride!"

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk.

People will always talk about you. Might as well give them SOMETHING to talk about.

My dad says I can only date when monkeys fly out of his butt. Sad, isn't it?

Save water. Drink vodka.

You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

THE IF’S SAY IT ALL!!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

RANDOM THINGS

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

(Guys should REALLY read this!!)What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

15 Things to do when you’re in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

Pain is enevitable; suffering is optional

Growing old is manditory; growing up is optional

Looking for the perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie.

Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if its your last day

Best friends, its who we are . . . instead of saying "exuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong

You know you live in 2008 when . . .

1.) You accidently enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of getting up and just pushing the button on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even know that you have the abilty to do your job

7.) As you keep reading this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

9.) You were to busy to notice #5 and #3

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 and 3

11.) Now your laughing at your stupidity

12.) Now your thinking "I have to put this in my profile!"

13.) You put this in your profile because you fell for it and you know you did

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun..!

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”

“When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you”

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you have ever ran into an inantimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile

Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does. ya funny ha.ha.

If you don’t stand for anything, you don’t stand for anything!--George W. Bush (lmao) LOL!!

When There's a will, I wanna be in it TEE HEE!!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

What's another word for thesaurus? HMM i wonder how we could find that out!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. HAHa

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? hmmm, lets try it!!

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! its soo pretty! lol

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? seriously!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. TRU DAT!

Your kid may be an honor student but YOU’RE still an IDIOT! ahahaha!!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45 HAHAHAHAHA!!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? YES! (evil grin)

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? WAIT, if u try..and fail...SCREW THAT!

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt. HAHAHA!!

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. lol why risk it?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! HAHA!!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. yay, wait, hey!

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. hahaha!!

Lifes Tough, get a helmet lol

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

yes i do infact know that my profile is EXTREAMLY long!! but that's the way i like it!! ;)

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Brand New You by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Chocolate Brown and Leather Whips by Krazyk85 reviews
Ladies man, Edward Cullen, is forever changed when he meets Bella Swan. When she ignores him relentlessly, he discovers the one possible way to get her attention. Can he be the sub that this Domme will want to keep? All EPOV, lemons- Subward/Domella Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 339,404 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Me Help You by me38242 reviews
What if Max and the Flock had never gotten “the talk”? What is the outcome of an adolescence without an adult and knowledge of societal norms?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,192 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Max, Fang
In The Next Room by LovingMyth reviews
Bella & Emmett are staying with the Cullen's because of their mother's need to help a sick relative. Bella's completly fine, until Alice's brother Edward comes home after a 2 month school trip. What happens when Bella & Edward finally meet? All Human - DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,028 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cake by PinkDaisies4 reviews
Bored in class one day Edward agrees to a bet with Emmett and Jasper that he must bed any girl of their choosing. The target? Bella. Will this be the "cake-walk" Edward professes or will he learn the lesson of his life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
enemies with benefits by hydi cullen-inlovewith Draco M reviews
Bella. Angela and Jacob are geeks. the Cullen's and company are populars. one night turns enemies into friends with benefits or as i like to call it enemies with benefits. R&R EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarred Heart and Wicked Minds by AmandaCullen84 reviews
Edward hates the quirks left behind from his sordid childhood. What will happen when he meets Bella? All human, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Edward
Love's Not A Competition But I'm Winning by TwiOthGirly reviews
Bella is an aspiring musician in New York City trying to make it big. Edward is a hot shot music producer with some "issues". See what happens when these two collide. AH/AU OOC ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,037 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4681 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Storm Blood by Tears of Constantine reviews
Fang is shot by Angel hunters and Max realizes that the wound had become infected. Now she wants to fullfill his dieing wishes. No matter what they are. Major Fax, this is a high rated t story. I mean what are a dudes final wishes? Romeo and Juliet theme
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Fang, Max
FAXimum Ride: It begins HERE by DirtyZephyrAssassin reviews
Fang tries to talk to Max about feelings, but she's still in denial. Well, not for long. As Max really starts to "warm up" to Fang, something starts happening to her, and she isn't sure what is causing it. And soon they set out for another adventure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fang, Max
Framed? by Lyvia Alvarez reviews
Bella is an ex-spy running for her life.She was framed for hacking into a top secret gov. file.What will happen when the spy industry sends pro spys to in to arrest Bella? All human. Better story inside!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
I SEE HER by deathpenity17 reviews
TWILIGHT! I see her and feel Guilty. To think like this. It's a sin. A sin that shall not be told to all. For she is silent as me. Nothing could erase our fantasy. Nothing. REVIEW EVERY CHAPPY. IT DOES GET BETTER NEAR END!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Charcoal Black Eyes by deathpenity17 reviews
Bella loves Edward. But secretly she has a crush on Edward's dad. Carlisle Cullen. Is it her or is she seeing things? Carlisle is looking at her more and more. She wakes up to see him near her, than Edward. What is going on? Will the crush comes up again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suave Secrets by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. Always have, always will. Right? AU, AH, OOC, Multiple PoV's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,052 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's a Deal! by Mrs.AnthonyMasenCullen reviews
I ran outside wanting to escape them…him. How could he do that to me…just how? Then I felt the tears come, lucky after I was embarrassed in front of the whole prom. Crying in front of them would only add to my heartbreak. CURRENTLY IN RECONSTRUCTION!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,321 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Kisses, Love, and Walls by theperson13 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose all live in an apartment in Seattle. But what happens when they get some noisy neighbors that are just too annoying, but too attractive? Love can't easily be dodged..... The name says it all! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Wedding Planner by Eddielover101 reviews
Bella Swan world famous wedding planner has the task of planing THE wedding of the year but what will happen if she looses her sight of focuse and falls for the green eyed groom. all H. E. Double toothpick will brake loose. Will Bella get her happy ending
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,301 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blindingly Beautiful by BottledCoke reviews
Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,339 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wonders of Starbucks by DeadlyPrecious reviews
Bella and Jasper are twins. Jasper bring Alice and his friends to meet Bella, and they all instantly click, especsially Edward and Bella. All human! Read the last chapter, i'm not longer continuing this, someone else is. Link inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without You by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella has to cope with her movie star fiancee's death, and remembers him through flashbacks. Can she fight through the paparazzi, the pain, and her own self to find happiness again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,679 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Alice Offers You Lemons by FashionPixie89 reviews
Bella meets Alice Cullen in a very random way. A once sexual relationship turns into love, and Alice is eager to bring Bella home to meet her family. Graphic sexual scenarios and mature language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,491 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Alice
When Beauties and Hawties Collide by ATotalEclipseOfTheHeart reviews
Beauties, Hawties, Sexies, and Rebels collide! Will Bella, Rose, and Alice find love? Will Tanya, Lauren, and Jessica takeover school? Are Edward, Jasper, and Emmett actually players? What's up Jake's, Mike's, and Tyler's sleeves? Full Summary on Profile.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,142 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love and Bodyguards by klutzygirl34 reviews
Bella is one of the most famous people in the world, she has all she could ever need, or so she thought until she hired Edward the bodyguard...could she get passed her protective barriers? Can Edward change his stereotypical assumptions about celebrities?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,916 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Overprotective fathers, being a teenager, & Nessie by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
Being a teenager can be hard, epically when you have overprotective uncles, on top of an overprotective father! Find out how Nessie deals with this while she is dating her oh so handsome werewolf bf Jacob Black This story was Nessie becomes a teenager!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Strain by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward and Bella had the perfect romance: until reality hit. THIS STORY ENDS AT CHAPTER 22!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,825 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Planner by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has just recieved a new client. Edward Cullen is engaged and his wedding planner is none other than Bella Swan. They should find planning a wedding easy, Right? Well it would be if they didn't fall in love. first All Human Fanfic! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hidden Among Vampires by BellissaAdreana reviews
Bella is not your average magical creature. With never ending powers and weaknesses that don't exist, she is sent to keep peace between the inhabitants of Earth. What will happen when she nearly escapes the Volturi and moves to a rainy town called Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,651 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella
Falling in Love: A Love Story about Love by edsper4eva reviews
Edsper. Edward/Jasper. Slash. M/M. Edward fell in love with his brother. How can he resist and how can he get Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Jasper
max or bella? by yesisalas reviews
flock kick Max out and she starts new life as Bella Swan will the flock realize the mistake before its too late?Whats happens when the flock comes back to find max?what happens when the volutrri find out about the flock will they survie?whowillmaxchoose?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
Skyway Avenue by DeadlyPrecious reviews
Bella is a single mother. She never dates because she dosnt want to get hurt again. Bella thinks she is happy with the way her life is, but what will happen when she meets the sexy and sweet Doctor Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,226 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beautifully Disheveled by sez-princess reviews
She's troubled, he's in a rut. They're complete opposites – but they've been brought together. She's a young, naïve stripper and he's the successful recently-single man who wants to help her. BxE . OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,518 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper Moon by BottledCoke reviews
Bella runs a run-down boarding home with her father who is a failed inventor. Everyday he brings gifts to her which always turns out to be crap. But one day he brings something beyond Bella's expectations. A human robot. ExB, JxA, EmxR. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bed Buddies by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bella arrives at Dartmouth, and finds that she doesn't have anywhere to stay. So she gets stuck with two boys in the male dorms; and guess who they are? Jake and Edward of course who are best buddies.What will these cheeky boys get up to ; All human BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coupledom Troubles by MaidenChina reviews
Max and Fang are finally together, life is great, global peace is achieved… YEAH RIGHT. A pubescent mutant-bird kid coupling means some interesting situations are sure to ensue. Sequel to Field Trip. FLUFF and FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Max, Fang
Happy New Year by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
New Year is approaching and Bella has nobody to bring in the bells with. Alice makes a suggestion to solve the problem and things progress. Bella/Alice/Jasper All Human. OOC, SMUTTY LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Sandwich Dreams by heelstominivan reviews
Foul-mouthed & reckless, Bella was carrying around a suitcase full of drama when she met Edward. Their rollercoaster ride involves bad language & juicy lemons, but when put together it forms one very funny beautiful mess. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,565 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Word For Word About Rides and Rides by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
This is the third in my Maximum Ride trilogy. First it was Our "Normal" Lives, then More Normalness, and now this. This is all the kids' lives. not the Flock but their children and what they all have to go through. Rated T, I do not own M.R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,823 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Your Existence Gives Me Wings by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
AU. Max is popular, rich. She has a good life. Iggy and Gazzy are her 2 best friends along w/her sisters Ella and Angel. But when quiet badboy Fang comes, her life is turned upside down. Is her life really all that good? Fang's just what she's waited for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Take A Chance On Me by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends forever. He grew up in love with Lauren and Bella loves him. He doesn't know. What happens when they go to his brother's wedding and he is determined to win Lauren's heart? AH. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maximum Ride IMing about life by Orangeduck23 reviews
Maximum Ride and friends IMing because their bored. But they end up saying some pretty funny stuff. please review. Major FAX!.Please enjoy.: Thanks for all the reveiws! I hope u like it. Check out my other stories. COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Imitating Art by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan, celebrated romance novelist, doesn't live a very exciting life outside of her work. Can that annoyingly persistent man she met at a coffee shop one day help break her out of her shell and start living like her characters do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,411 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fax and Niggyness by bIJOUPIXIEQUEEN reviews
It's been a while, school is in session and Max has to decide whether her flock is ready for school again. Iggy is stuck between a choice in which either way someone will get hurt... most likely himself. Eggy n Fax... Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Iggy, Max
Unknown World by bIJOUPIXIEQUEEN reviews
Renesmee is fully grown, and her heart keeps beating, shes entering high school for the first time and Jacobs by her side. Seth comes for school with them to make it easier on everyone. Jacmee JR x EB, Seth falls 4 a girl at school. Leah imprints.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Blackmailed Love by BlueAngel07 reviews
No Vampires. All Human. Bella moved from Washington to Chicago after a bad break up. She meets some new friends and one jackass guy. What will become of her life? Better then the summary. Please review! Any criticism is welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,701 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inexperienced by A.M. Morning reviews
Edward is an outcast. Not your typical geek, but close enough. Bella Swan is the popular, head cheerleader... that Edward is completely in love with. What if she returned those feelings? Bad Summary, just read! Rated for language and future lemons! Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Moan by X tHeHaPpYeMo X reviews
What do you do if your having dreams about your room mate? What do you do if you hear her moan your name late one night? What do you do if she, whilst moaning your name, is in her room with another man? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
From Converse to Louboutins by lovelovelove22 reviews
For robertpattinsonlover4ever's 'Secrets and Lies' contest. Bella has been in love with Edward for years, but she was always just his little neighbor in the converse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Step Brother by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella loves her life, but what happens when her mother decides to get married and move them into his home. her whole world get flipped upside down. Will she get along with her new step father and brother? Lemons! Lots of them. Very OOC. EM/B, E/B, E/B/EM *CURRENTLY ON HOLD*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
How Long is Forever? by lovelovelove22 reviews
The sequel to "Highly Inaproppriate". Edward and Bella struggle to continue their relationship after their baby is born. Rated M for profanity and sexual content. Read "Highly Inapropriate" first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Highly Inappropriate by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella attends a wild party at the Masen house and unexpectedly hooks up with the unbelievably sexy player Edward Masen. Then he reappears in her life in the worst and highly inappropriate way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,526 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awakening by AmandaCullen84 reviews
Bella leaves Forks after refusing Jacob's marriage proposal and moves in with Alice at her apartment in Chicago. In her journey to find herself she meets Alice's cousin Edward Masen and together they awaken a love new to them both.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,863 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped By TwiHard by Frappuccin0 m0nkey reviews
Bella and the rest of the cullens acept Carisle and Esme go to the mall and get kidnapped by a twihard named Tiffany no that's not me will they escape.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
False Attraction by grey-eyed-blonde reviews
Bella moves to Forks after the death of her mother. There, she makes quick friends with the popular and spoiled kids of the sticks. When Edward, the dark player, becomes her rival for a prestigious scholarship, what will their attractions prove to be? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,218 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Freshman Year by Kimberr reviews
New friends, first loves, cramped dorm rooms and basement keggers. Freshman year is going to be interesting....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Song of Adoration by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic based on Paramore's song 'Adore'. After flying away from Fang in the woods, Max listens to a very fitting song in her room. Muchos in the Faxness area...The ending's always the best part...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sunny Days by thesecretlover86 reviews
Soccer player, Bella Swan moves to Florida with her father and meets the infamous Edward Cullen. What will they both think of each other? Will they find love? And most importantly will they choose each other? All Human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,950 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
That's what you get by BellaCullenWanabee14 reviews
When Edward cheats on Bella, she runs away. 5 years later, Bella is starring as Brooke Davis in One Tree Hill. What happens when it's filmed in Edward's new school? Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella
Dirty Pretty Things by emaximilliana reviews
Bella Swan has just landed the role of a lifetime starring on a hit TV show with Jacob Black, Angela Webber, Rosalie and Jasper Hale, and Edward Cullen. Will Bella be able to make it in Hollywood? Or at the very least, survive her cast mates?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,751 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
BOOGIE NIGHT! by PARAMOREKID reviews
WHEN ELLA GET'S A SINGING GAME MAX AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK GET TO SING SONGS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Max, Fang
Love is Blind by oh.you.fancy.huh reviews
Edward and Bella lived in a Adoption Centre all of their lives. Find out what happens when they start to have feelings for eachother, but soon realize that families are coming to adopt! R&R Better STory! A/H! Cannon Pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,331 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Frozen on an edge by missmissyeyes reviews
Fang's touch made Iggy's world spin, his body react-- pulse in a force not even he could interpret. So what if he left? That comfort, that safe harbor, and later his heart... would be gone. Not even the most frozen of things could last that long. Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Fang, Iggy
The Mighty Randomness of the Cullens by animalivebecome reviews
The Cullens make a band! And do some other random stuff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
How Could This Happen To Me? by animalivebecome reviews
Renee died when Bella was fourteen, so she moves to Forks to live with her dad, Charlie. She meets Mike Newton and falls in love, then he becomes abusive. What will happen when the mysterious Cullens come to town. Rated M for language and abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
You need to shower by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Alice had to help Bella take showers? Well here is my mind's interpretation. Femmeslash Alice/Bella, set at the beginning of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,689 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Edward's Woman Troubles by Kaito Kuroba's Mistress reviews
Edward gets a makeover! Later in the story Emmett and Bella go to the store, Bella loves Ice Cream, Bella learns of Edward's feminine troubles, and much more random stuff. 'Just for the heck of it' kind of story. Who ever knew that Eddy was so...girly?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007
Playing To The Heart by sez-princess reviews
Bad Boy Edward is forced to participate in the school play, alongside school nerd Bella. She'll challenge everything he's ever known - but does he care enough to change? Complete with Epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,800 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19558 - Favs: 12,423 - Follows: 5,672 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Very Intersting Summer by Twilight1243 reviews
Bella thought that she was going to have a normal summer but she was wrong. Her parents sent her to camp were she meets edward mason the camp player. He is intersted in Bella cause she is different. i suck at summaries so try it. it will be good i hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Teardrops on my gutiar by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for as long as they can remember,but theres one problem Bella is inlove with Edward and he has no idea,Edward is inlove,but not with her,wil Bella find the courage and tell him how she feels before its to late! EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Testing My Control by Kaito Kuroba's Mistress reviews
Sequal to Betrayal: Bella has fun with her new powers at first. But with some unexpected visitors, 5 years as "Ultimate", which entitles bad news, and the treaty to keep intact, will Bella survive? Or will all of vampire-kind be revealed? -Book pairings-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Skin Deep by Isabel0329 reviews
There’s more than meets the eye about a girl Alice meets when she moves into her new dorm room. Sometimes you have to look below the surface to really understand someone. Alice/Bella. All Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,544 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Skipped on French, Landed on Felt by nosredna reviews
Me,never-been-kissed Bella Swan, have gotten accidently felt up by the school's god, Edward Cullen. If that's not weird enough, he didn't even mean to! Need I say more? AH BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HeartBreaker by Forever Crazy reviews
AH.Edward is a player. Bella and Edward are best friends. Edward hurts Bella. without knowing. he will do whatever it takes to fix it. ExB Changed pen name. for those who know me as loonytical.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
College With The Cullens by natasha cullen reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Breaking Dawn? Its college for the Cullens, and everyone is back, Alice and Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett, Edward and Bella, Carlisle and Esme, and even Jacob and Renesmee...and maybe someone else...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Aim with the cullens by DeadlyPrecious reviews
What Happens when all the cullens n bella get aim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008
A Odd Night to Fall in Love by BottledCoke reviews
Bella is crying on the sidewalk, drunk. Edward walked into her on his way home from the convenience store. When she causes a scene, he is forced to bring her to his apartment and that's where they start off the odd night to fall in love.AU/AH, BxE lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Fading into the Twilight by bIJOUPIXIEQUEEN reviews
Max and the flock travel to Washington, with Fang always by her side Max's heart,mind, and power grows. They stop by Forks for only a day so they think.Testing friendships with the local vampire coven, and the werewolves. FAX and NIGGYNESS
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,262 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Angel, Edward
Your Gaurdian Angel by xosmithy reviews
Bella meets Edward at B&N. When Bella & Jacob get back from a Rally, a man is in the house. Charlie gets killed, so they now have to live with the Cullens. Edward and Bella get in crash. Bella gets injured. So, does Edward propose? Complete. R&R. All Huma
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: The Parody Musical by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
I decided it would be interesting to write Twilight as a parody musical! Read and see what you think!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Free by destinywriter99 reviews
It starts out with Fang and Nudge pysching out Max. Then, true feelings are revealed in a full scale blow out by Max. But what happens when a blizzard tears apart the flock and a bomb threatens the life of one of it's members? Return of ter Borcht. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
How Old Are You? by Frappuccin0 m0nkey reviews
lol just read it
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Started With a Kiss by twilightluvx reviews
It's the start of summer vacation for Bella, and Alice is wasting no time in signing them up to work at the Kissing Booth at a carnival. During Bella's shift, she gets an amazing kiss. Will Bella end up getting more than what she signed up for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Come What May by vivolet reviews
This is Erik and Zoey's story of their love for one another. The setting is after Untamed. And their future ahead of them.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Zoey R., Erik N.
Utter Contentment by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Oneshot - All human - Bella waits in Central Park, for Edward one day. She has news to tell him but how will he take to somethign do life chnging? Really sweet R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The night that drew on by vivolet reviews
After Untamed, the "nerd herd" in the tunnels and a conversation that goes on between two people and continuing with my version of Hunted. Don't own anything. Just my imagination!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Zoey R.
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I Don't Wanna Go There Anymore by xosmithy reviews
Bella is college-bound, and battling bulimia. When she meets the most wanted boy on campus, Edward Cullen, he tries to help her through her disease. Will love blossom between them? R&R please! A/H A/U
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
christmas with the cullens by LOSHfan4546 reviews
what happens when Bella Swan goes over to a house full of vampires for christmas? and why is Rose making cookies? alice picks out a dress for bella and emmett likes it. rated T for some of the gifts some of the cullens and bella get for christmas R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The secret life of Bella Swan by Lyvia Alvarez reviews
Bellas life at home was a secret.No one knew that brutal beatings awaited her every day after school.What will happen when Bella and her abusive parent move to Forks,Washington and a mysterious guy seems to know her secret.Humans are Humans.Vamps are Vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,170 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Field Trip by MaidenChina reviews
Max and the flock go back to school and are on ANOTHER field trip. Very manga-ish themes, such as overnight stay in a hotel and hot springs... need I say more? MAJORLY FLUFFY and TOTALLY FAX. First fanfic, please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Streptococcal Sore Throat by Esme Plutonian reviews
Fluffy. Bella gets sick and Edward takes care of her, but then her sore throat gets a little more serious when Carlisle examines her thoroughly. Who knew losing your tonsils could be so much fun? Set before Eclipse. 'T' for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Sinfully Beautiful by arrylou reviews
ALL HUMAN Edaward Cullen gorgeous star quarterback, Arrabella Swan exceptional dancer/ gymnast. A story of their love and the ups and downs of college. Its basically the twilight characters but with my own personal twists like names and looks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Sk8ter Boy by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bellas a ballet dancer. Edwards a skater boy. Both from two different lifestyles.Edward loves her ,Bella hates him could there ever be a chance for them to be togeather,could Bella give up her perfect repertation 4 a sk8terboy.BXE all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Life Change by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bella is popular, and beautiful. One day, she is accused of wagging, and her mother overreacts, sending her to Forks, to live with Charlie. Between making new friends, and kissing a guy that is NOT! her boyfriend, Bella is finally finding herself. AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daddy Where Are You? by RobynLizzy reviews
Bella as a young girl is left with her crazed mother after her father left her. when edward comes and recuses her what will she do. ALL HUMAN Stephine Meyer owns ! rated M for lang. and mabye later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008
bella getting hot in the lunch room by parting is such sweet sorrow reviews
hi. second story for me. bella and edward in cafiteria. no lemon. but intense. set kind of during eclipse as they are engaged but emmet and rose are still at forks high. please read and review. edwrds POV now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max - Complete
The Spawn by Gia279 reviews
Max and Fang are dating, living together, and twentyone years old. They have two differant jobs. They live in New York. Iggy and Gazzy are piro techs and Nudge is a CSItor. Angel is a lie detector for the cops. Mild language. Nothing2 do w/ title.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Max, Fang
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
One's All It Took by Evan Divine reviews
Fang's been acting weird lately... what's with him? What'd he get into...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
New Year's Eve with the Cullens by Esme Plutonian reviews
Oneshot in honor of the New Year. Alice rents out a park in Seattle and throws the biggest party of the year. Fluffy and fun, a little humor. Enjoy, and please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Chip Skinny Dip by xXxsilent but deadlyxXx reviews
The title may be random, but this has cookies, truth or dare, and FAX! please read! this is mah first fanfic! so be nice haha R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang
Charlie's Secret by deathpenity17 reviews
Bella had the impression that Charlie likes the Cullens. But that's not it. Charlie has a secret of his own. find out! NOT MINE! REVIEW EVERY CHAPTER! PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Carlisle, Charlie S.
Just Dance! by Tears of Constantine reviews
Edward is surprised when Bella insists that she wants to go to a night club. And when they get there things will get a little bit out of control for the cullens and Edward and Emmett in particular. Can Edward handle all the guys going for Bella. High T!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Why Pencils Make Very useful Weapons by Wittyheroine reviews
In which Bella Swan moves to Forks, meets Edward Cullen, finds him incredibly rude, and also finds that she cannot stop stabbing him with pencils because he cannot stop making annoying comments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
STARVATION by deathpenity17 reviews
Bella gets abused. Who helps her? No one. someones angry at her dad. So what does 'it' do? 'It' falls for her. That's what. REVIEW EVERY CHAPTER YOU READ. !DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,552 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
If I Open Up My Heart To You by book-nerdd reviews
Many things have went wrong. Bella's built many strong walls. Starting a new is really hard, especially after everything that she's been through. After a vast amount of change, who is there to break down her walls? AH. OOC. AU. CP. Summary Change! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Surprisingly Love by Twilight1243 reviews
Bella a girl who loves to party, one day returns home and goes asleep and finds herself somewhere else where she meets a strange boy. i SUCK a summarys so just read it plezz Edward Bella story. Plezzz review i would be so happy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008
Twilight Child by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and she ends up pregnant with his child. please read and review! For those of you who love Jacob Black, this is not the story for you but Edward lovers like me will LOVE it! See how Edward and Bella are as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sullen Cullen by lepidopteran reviews
AU All-Human. "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me..." Bella meets Edward the enigmatic carousel attendant - among others - at a carnival that's only in town twelve days a year. Can you guess which twelve days? Romance follows... ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by MyEdward797 reviews
Bella and Edward have liked each other for years. Will Alice, with the help of some hospitalized children, be able to get them to admit it? A Christmas Short Story/EXB/AU/AH/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carlisle's Thoughts by deathpenity17 reviews
Feeling so mixed up as to his feelings to Bella and to Edward's girlfriend sad yet get some what good. i think.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
The Guardian by Eyeliner-Vampire reviews
Bella is new in town and unfortunetly, Charlie abuses her. Bella finds a hide-a-way with a gang called The Dragons, and falls for their leader, Ace. But what happens when she meets Edward Cullen, and begins to fall in love? Language, violence. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happily Ever After by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Well, this story is all about the Wedding and their lives after. Its Edward's and Bella's Wedding and its fantastic, if i do say so myself! please read it. My first Fanfiction! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hey Stranger by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Oneshot - All human - Edward and Bella have been together for a three years. One night she goes home and finds a message from Edward. "Hey love, now tonight is going to be a little different ..." seriously romantic! xxx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Honeymoon War by Tears of Constantine reviews
Max and Fang in there honey moon have a large disagreement. Max wants to have kids and Fang is bent on using Protection. Know Max has turned it into A full game of love and war to tempt Fang to let down his gaurd. Rated very high T for sexual refrences.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Fang, Max
Like A Leaf by onyxrush707 reviews
Bella's jump off the cliff, if the 'suicide' had been successful. Her POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
NYC and the Cullens by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
A lot is going on in the Cullen house now that they have moved to NYC. Jasper is emo, Alice has a vision she won't share and Nessie is growing up! Much more inside the story is way better than the summary and title!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Alice
These Waters by deathpenity17 reviews
Bella gives in and swims not knowing attracting a movie stare handsome doctor that is at the same pool in Folks.... Bellaisle *i think that's how you write it*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Truth or Dare? by PARAMOREKID reviews
When Max and Fang play truth or dare, what is the limit of what they will do, answer, the sky is the limit.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Fang, Max
Blizzard Heart by Tears of Constantine reviews
Max goes to go find food for the flock in a total white out, with Fang.Then they are caught by a Avalanche then there stuck in the same snow cave together. As Max goes crazy with worry,Fang might be using the situation to his advantage. To win her heart
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Canvas by onyxrush707 reviews
After Edward's been back for a few weeks, he sees Bella's scars and confronts her. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wonders of Late Night Conversations by Shadow Ice Maiden reviews
Erik and Zoey have their 'talking without yelling' conversation. Set after Untamed. Turn back now if you haven't read it. Contains major spoilers. Zoey/Erik Full of fluffy goodness. One-shot. A House of Night fanfiction.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Secrets Won't Help You Now Will They? by A Case of L-O-V-E reviews
FAX!Max is sent over the edge when she finds out she has another voice.What's going on?Serious at first but then it gets more silly!FLAMES PLEASE!FAX!Rated T for saftey..language i gues : Constructive criticism welcome!Chap5 progressing.Updates are fastis
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Forever Dawn by dizzydreamerxo reviews
Edward Cullen is a pianist/lead singer of the band called Forever Dawn. What will happen when sparks fly between him an ordinary girl from dreary Forks, WA? All human, BXE, R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Setting Sun by onyxrush707 reviews
Sequel to Sweet Sacrifice. Read that first. Edward finds out that Bella killed herself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Sacrifice by onyxrush707 reviews
Summary: Edward's gone. Bella has to find a way to survive. So she embraces her depression. Warning: cutting and suicide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max Has a Boyfriend? And It's Not Fang by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/ FAXNESS / Fang accidentally overhears Max confessing that she may have found a boyfriend. There's just one little problem...it's not him. Then, Max hears a message to Fang from 'his favourite girl'. There's just one problem ... it's not her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by Pocket1122 reviews
Bella spends the holidays with the Cullens and Alice gets them to play a variety of Christmas games.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Betrayal by Kaito Kuroba's Mistress reviews
Alice has a vision of Bella and who? She doesn't know, she can't see werewolves. Edward sees firsthand. Victoria has a power? It has Bella crying. WAIT! BELLA has powerS! -Then again...It's not so bad. And I'd have her for the rest of eternity.-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,218 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
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Trust Me reviews
in the future everything is the same, but one thing. The entire world has transformed into a sub/dome paradise where every girl is a sub and every guy must chose whom they would like as their own personal sex slave. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
PTSD reviews
Bella has a past that is just resurfacing; Edward's present is drowning him. Together, can they create a future where there is only a peaceful stream? Or will they come to a waterfall? Rated M for drug/ alcohol abuse, cutting, and future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare! reviews
bella plays truth or dare one day with the cullens. what do bella and alice do? what does Mike Newton's mom have to do with it? find out. read and reviw one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Because of Christmas reviews
Edward and Bella have been bestfriends all their lives. Will christmas change that? Will their love for each other blossom or die a cruel death? Please R and R! first FanFic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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