HeyIt'sElena
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Joined 11-27-08, id: 1753753, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Saw, and Hunger Games.

Hey.

My Name is Elena.

If I had been a boy it would've been Willis.

I enjoy reading books, writing, playing my bass, and hanging out with friends.


[From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: She landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office, and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silver glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
"After all this time?"
"Always," said Snape.]

J.K Rowling wrote a better love story in one chapter than Stephanie Meyer wrote in 4 books.

I want a guy who will love me like Snape loved Lily.


(2 Corinthians 4:18) So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.


Elena's Favorite Things!

1. My favorite band is My Chemical Romance!

2. My favorite book series is a tie between the Harry Potter series and the Hunger Games series.

3. My favorite song is "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance.

4. My favorite piece of technology that I own is my iPod.

5. My favorite shoes are my lime-green converse

6. My favorite artist is Salvador Dali

7. My favorite person in the world is Jhonen Vasquez.

I have anxiety disorder, which causes depression. I don't enjoy it.

I'm also in love with many fictional charactors.

I play the bass for my school's band.

I live in the middle of no where. Literally. The nearest wal-mart is 81 miles away. The nearest big city is 3 hours away. The nearest bookstore is 3 hours away. You can see why I hate it.

"Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The End."-The lovely Patrick Star.

I write insanely horrible stories in study hall. My latest: Carlos the Killer Cat.


You Know You're Too Big of a Harry Potter Fan When...

-You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

-You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

-Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

-You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

-You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

-You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

-You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

-You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

-The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

-You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

-You collect plugs.

-You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible.

-Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

-You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

-You were reduced to tears when you finally had Book 5 in your hands.

-You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions.

-You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.-

-When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

-You yell into the "fellytone."

-You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

-You say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

-You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

-You name all of your pets after HP characters.

-You get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

-You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books.

-You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

-You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

-You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

-You count the days until you're old enough for your Apparation license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

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Bitter Sweet beginnings: Riddikulus by RiahDeLuna reviews
Lucius Malfoy is a Seventh-year at Hogwarts and was raised a pureblood supremacist. Severus Snape is a first year halfblood who despises his muggle father. Will their love survive? LM/SS. Minor SB/RL Lemon. Yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M., James P., Rabastan L.
Bitter Lies by 185-aixelsyD-581 reviews
There's a phenomenon that has only happened a handful of times in the history of the world. and if Harry can survive this, it would legalize everything, if he can forgive Severus that is. the major plot in later chapters. WARNINGS: Pedophilia Rape MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 137,090 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Morning Glory by Severus-Toujours reviews
One lovely summer brings about some steamy changes in Severus and Lily's relationship. Everything flows rather smoothly over break but how will they be received upon their return to Hogwarts? Marauder era, AU, rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,539 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Shh! Hush Little Secret by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Kurt never imagined something like this was possible. He thought that because he and Finn were both guys that it wasn't possible to create anything. Now, poor Kurt is stuck with a huge secret that will change his and Finn's life forever. WARNING MPREG!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,941 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Firsts by Prnc Ashee reviews
Squee had shared countless firsts with the scary neighbor man. Series of small oneshots. Squee/Nny
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Squee, Johnny C.
An Unusual Mind by Someone aka Me reviews
"Luna's vision of Hogwarts is a dreamy, romantic sort of place where anything is possible – even something as crazy as a Crumple-Horned Snorkack being friends with a Nargle." Luna's first day at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Luna L., Helena R. - Complete
His Idea of Fun by AnoziraMystique reviews
Voldemort has a new game and he lets his favorite Death Eater choose the player. SS/HG. Rated M for mentions of rape, torture, sex, and language. Snape OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fear Me by WolfyMagician reviews
"All fear the Pumpkin King. Why don't you?" In which we learn that Jack really is a nightmare. Warning: RAPE! But not too graphic... JackSally?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 10,346 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bit of Merriment? by nerdalert123 reviews
Dumbledore has been swooning over Severus Snape for as long as he can remember. Though Snape doesn't share his exact feelings, they share quite a wild night. Will Snape be coming back for more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Hot Fuss by mimajay reviews
It's Sorting time, and one of the new First-years has caught Prefect Lucius Malfoy's eye. When he volunteers to room with young Severus Snape, how will the next few years go down? Rated M for mansex. WARNING: SEX WITH A MINOR. I make no apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lucius M., Severus S.
No Strings Attached by X-EmoXSiblings-X reviews
When Nny finally settles back in after his 'vacation' he is tortured with thoughts of the not so small and innocent Squue-Gee he used to know. Rated M for mature scenes. Actual Lemon is in the second chapter! x
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Squee, Johnny C.
I wouldn't lie to you by doctorgordonfan1995 reviews
Doctor Gordon escapes from the assylum that he was being heald captive in, yet now he wants to return to it more than anything. he wants to save his new friend, Adam, more than anything. after all, he wouldn't lie to Adam.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009
Gay And Not Too Proud by SALJStella reviews
Adam and Lawrence visit the Pride parade, and the discussions they hold there cover basically every gay controversial subject there is. Like coming out, the importance of the parade, and whether or not Lawrence looks hot topless. AdamLawrence.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon
The Pain With Names by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
Who knew coming up with a band name would be so hard? Rated T for some very unusual names. oneshot
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Dates by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
Nick just wants to go on a date with Norah. So why do the guys have to tag along? Rated T for Teen. oneshot.
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
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I don't want my sister to die
Prim's thoughts after Katniss takes her place in the Games. One-shot. Very short. Reviews are appreciated. Hopefully better than my sucky summary.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Prim E. - Complete
Steamy night in the bathroom reviews
Adam and Lawrence are in the bathroom again-with a sick, peverted puppet! What will their new game be? I think it's funny, but i could be wrong. Hey, there are worse stories!
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon - Complete
Jasper's bad hair day reviews
Jasper has a secret. Sorry its so short. R and R's are appriciated.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper
a msn chat story reviews
I know a lot of people have done the whole "msn chat" thing. Hope you like. r and r 's are appriciated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward